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Gooning is basically a internet slang for edging a bunch. Except as is the case with modern society they take it too far. I mean I try and be understanding of people and not judge but it's one thing if you take one day out of a month to do it on the weekend and another very different and honestly worrying thing if you have a portable fucking porn mega archive and fleshlight so you can sneak into a public bathroom in the middle of the day because you just need to do it seek fucking help you are a addict.
Because redditors dont understand what moderation is. Everything they do is in excess.
 
"Conservatives are gonna be SO triggered!" he says, while simeultaneously showing that they live in his head rent free. Really stuck it to the man with that one lol.

How do people with this little self awareness sleep at night? It's honestly amazing
Makes me glad to have gotten past the "my politics are my identity" phase. I don't need to tell everyone I have conservative values and hate troons the same way these people don't need to tell everyone they have leftist values and happily guzzle down girldick cum.
 
Because redditors dont understand what moderation is.
They moderate everything...but themselves
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Sorry for the reddit-tier meme, I had to
 
Makes me glad to have gotten past the "my politics are my identity" phase. I don't need to tell everyone I have conservative values and hate troons the same way these people don't need to tell everyone they have leftist values and happily guzzle down girldick cum.
You shouldn't be conservative or liberal. Attaching names to yourself is surrendering to a system that seeks to play you against your fellow man.
 
You shouldn't be conservative or liberal. Attaching names to yourself is surrendering to a system that seeks to play you against your fellow man.
I'm using conservative very loosely, but if I ever bothered with those gay charts people used I'd fall somewhere there.
 
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Gooning is basically a internet slang for edging a bunch. Except as is the case with modern society they take it too far. I mean I try and be understanding of people and not judge but it's one thing if you take one day out of a month to do it on the weekend and another very different and honestly worrying thing if you have a portable fucking porn mega archive and fleshlight so you can sneak into a public bathroom in the middle of the day because you just need to do it seek fucking help you are a addict.

Also I am gonna just come out and say that Antisemitism post sounds like some obvious bait by some moron LARPing as a teacher. I find it hard to believe some of the "usual suspects" of antifa grifting wouldn't jump on the chance to pontificate about the nazi menace on the youth and how we need to ban 4chan because of it. Even if it was a black majority school. Still funny tho especially with the janny response.
Even if you're taking a single day out of your month to go hog wild watching porn there is something wrong with you lol
 
You'd be forgiven that someone using a VERY common expression like that getting dogged by those people downvoting him/her would be a satire of Reddit atheism. It could honestly work either way, but given the type of people that generally use Reddit, that mentality is very real.
 
Upvotes make their estrogen-atrophied girldicks hard. That and loli porn are the only things that get them off.
They didn't even get upvotes though they got spammed with clown emojis which means well... clown lol. They just feed off attention, like trolls but worse. At least trolls know that they are stupid and annoying.

Also seeing our avatars side by side made me die laughing

These hardcore atheists are so fucking stupid, I mean seriously were they dumped on a bench as a baby so now they're pissed at the world? How are you so miserable that you say "well ackshually..." when people are expressing relief during a tragedy?
 
r/AskScienceFiction has updated their automod autopost to post Hogwarts Legacy spoilers to each thread:

It's would be funny what a hissy fit that the tranny jannies are throwing if it weren't so fucking vile that they're even still alive to post. What does one expect of petulant pedophiles in positions of puny power? I hope all the bullshit wakes a few more people up to the simple fact that NAMBLA was pretty clear about their goals, and is the one true voice of the modern left.
 
Dating advice subs are a black comedy gold mine. For example lately women in the bumble sub have been posting their bumble swipe stats, showing how unbelievably picky they are when it comes to men.

Here is one woman with a 1.6% swipe right/yes rate. The copium and white knighting is always off the charts in these type of threads;


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Another woman, 1.2% swipe right/yes rate;


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r/AskScienceFiction has updated their automod autopost to post Hogwarts Legacy spoilers to each thread:

It's would be funny what a hissy fit that the tranny jannies are throwing if it weren't so fucking vile that they're even still alive to post. What does one expect of petulant pedophiles in positions of puny power? I hope all the bullshit wakes a few more people up to the simple fact that NAMBLA was pretty clear about their goals, and is the one true voice of the modern left.
JFC these people are trying to to one up themselves for who the most butthurt delusional transfag.
 
Dating advice subs are a black comedy gold mine. For example lately women in the bumble sub have been posting their bumble swipe stats, showing how unbelievably picky they are when it comes to men.

Here is one woman with a 1.6% swipe right/yes rate. The copium and white knighting is always off the charts in these type of threads;


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Another woman, 1.2% swipe right/yes rate;


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JFC these people are trying to to one up themselves for who the most butthurt delusional transfag.
I think it's really funny that people think reddit is full of incels because the most common type of "man" on reddit is the "yeesh qween slay, take my money and treat me like shit!" Style pathetic male feminist simp.

Reddit hasn't been a major incel hub in half a decade. Your average male redditor fawns over women in a way that would make Lord Byron blush.
 
as far as we know (in part from how north american indian tribes lived before european contact) tribal life is a constant fight for survival, perpetually haunted by scarcity and poverty on the one side, and war against rival tribes on the other side. and from what we can tell, tribal war is basically total war, where the losing tribe ceases to exist because the victors literally kill or enslave every single one of them.
They should look up the Thule mummies/Qilakitsoq mummies from Greenland. There was a 4 yr old boy who seems to have had Down's syndrome but no one is sure if they killed him for having a disability or if the common heart issues of DS got to him.
There's also a 6 month old who was buried alive bc his mom died and if no one could care for the kid, it was considered more ethical to kill it. The baby is preserved very well but kind of creepy looking bc he has no eyes.
There is a theory that the mummies were wrapped up in animal skins so that they could hunt in the afterlife. Needless to say, most redditors couldn't even survive that afterlife, let alone that harsh way of life.
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