Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs

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If Ralph doesnt like xanders favorite clothes and toys, maybe he should've given his son birthday presents so others wouldn't have to do it for him.

I hope they get the transcripts of Ralph trying to explain to the judge how corn shirts are offensive to him because internet people want to sacrifice him to the corn. I don't know how it can be done without sounding either psychotic or just nitpicking the clothes a single mother puts on her child.
 
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Lomax said:
I don't know how it can be done without sounding either psychotic or just nitpicking the clothes a single mother puts on her child.
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It’s not so much psychotic as it is extremely thin-skinned and overly sensitive. It’s safe to say Ralph takes himself WAY too seriously. He could do with being knocked down a peg or two by a judge.
 
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Lomax said:
If Ralph doesnt like xanders favorite clothes and toys, maybe he should've given his son birthday presents so others wouldn't have to do it for him.

I hope they get the transcripts of Ralph trying to explain to the judge how corn shirts are offensive to him because internet people want to sacrifice him to the corn. I don't know how it can be done without sounding either psychotic or just nitpicking the clothes a single mother puts on her child.
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He wanted to give Xander a portrait of his dead mother Sandra he neglected, the woman that didn't stop her rage pigging Satanic spawn from domestic abuse. Even when it comes to his son's birthday, it's all about him and how sorry we should feel.

Maybe he should have given something more meaningful, like diapers or proper toys. Not a portrait of a domestic abuse enabler he's never met and will never care about.
 
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MeltyTW said:
is it even though? ralph iirc is doing it just to try and pretend hes not a deadbeat and get more social media photos no? afaik they actually dont want him to visit or take pics with the humiliation being just to spite that hes doing it selfishly.
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It seems excessive to me which makes it hilarious. Maybe it's normal to treat visiting fathers like Hannibal Lecter, idk, I live a life where I don't have to deal with gutter trash. Worst I've seen is a buddy who exchanges custody of his son in the police station parking lot on the advice of his lawyer. I think if Ralph visited with Xander in Vickers' living room with Vickers and his older sons supervising everything would go smoothly enough and the government wouldn't have to be involved in family life. I also believe Vickers has a moral obligation to fucking murder Ralph so maybe this is for the best.
 
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Beef Elemental said:
I think if Ralph visited with Xander in Vickers' living room with Vickers and his older sons supervising everything would go smoothly enough and the government wouldn't have to be involved in family life.
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🌈 more rainbows than the most faggot parade in the most faggoty corner of faggot country at the most faggoty time of day with the most faggot of faggots to ever faggot on this faggoty earth there bud.
 
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Beef Elemental said:
It seems excessive to me which makes it hilarious. Maybe it's normal to treat visiting fathers like Hannibal Lecter, idk, I live a life where I don't have to deal with gutter trash. Worst I've seen is a buddy who exchanges custody of his son in the police station parking lot on the advice of his lawyer. I think if Ralph visited with Xander in Vickers' living room with Vickers and his older sons supervising everything would go smoothly enough and the government wouldn't have to be involved in family life. I also believe Vickers has a moral obligation to fucking murder Ralph so maybe this is for the best.
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Ideally you don’t get the government involved in your family affairs, but ideally you don’t let your whore drive away the teen mom of your firstborn son, and become estranged from them before he’s even born.
Amanda needs to shut her whore mouth and stop posting on Twitter (lol) about the Vickers, including the (younger, better) mother of Ralph’s firstborn son, whom she is not allowed to talk about or be around. Just continue to enjoy driving your man into an early grave.
 
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Ralph probably cited the corn outfit as an example of how the whole visitation situation is being used to humiliate him (which it is), and the Judge told Faith that bullying is bad m'kay. IIRC after the visitation Ralph complained that Xander was wearing "corn shit" so it was at least a themed ensemble if not an actual costume.
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For once the Vickers did the right thing to fuck with him. Gunt wanted a pic desperately so he could run a victory lap. Now if he tries releasing what he took, he'll only be laughed at. It's simple but brilliant
 
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Wine em Dine em 69 em said:
Ideally you don’t get the government involved in your family affairs, but ideally you don’t let your whore drive away the teen mom of your firstborn son, and become estranged from them before he’s even born.
Amanda needs to shut her whore mouth and stop posting on Twitter (lol) about the Vickers, including the (younger, better) mother of Ralph’s firstborn son, whom she is not allowed to talk about or be around. Just continue to enjoy driving your man into an early grave.
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Ralph can just move back now and cut down on travel expenses.

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PyrrhicRustle said:
I wonder if a plain yellow shirt and green pants would be enough to constitute corn-themed harassment the judge could potentially ding Faith on. That would be a perfectly normal and probably very cute summer outfit, it’s not anyone else’s fault Ralph gets so mad about nothing.
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do you think corn is banned in casa de gunt? no hard shell corn tortilla, i wonder if he sees josh every time he looks at his corn clad spite baby
 
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Tiger Jack said:
In their house they call it maize.
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Autism triggered

Yeah, what we call “corn” in the Americas is maize. In the UK, “corn” generally refers to barley.

I think the term “corn” is etymologically related to “kernel”

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Yep.

Ralpha better be careful with all this Europe shit. No trigger warnings, anything can be corn..
 
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Autism triggered

Yeah, what we call “corn” in the Americas is maize. In the UK, “corn” generally refers to barley.

I think the term “corn” is etymologically related to “kernel”

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Yep.

Ralpha better be careful with all this Europe shit. No trigger warnings, anything can be corn..
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I hate to be this guy but I saw an episode of Peppa Pig once where they eat corn on the cob that is clearly maize. I think the meaning of the word may have changed to be maize.
 
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