DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Super Dent Head]

What bothers me about this purchase is the fact that he isn't a fan of the books, the movies or even any of the previous video games. Why would you go out of your way to look like a diehard fan of the franchise when you know absolutely nothing about it? If anything it's only going to make him look like an even bigger fool.

He's proved time after time that he has no dignity, especially when money is involved. He'd likely piss his own pants on stream if it meant he got $10,000.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

What bothers me about this purchase is the fact that he isn't a fan of the books, the movies or even any of the previous video games. Why would you go out of your way to look like a diehard fan of the franchise when you know absolutely nothing about it? If anything it's only going to make him look like an even bigger fool.

Coattail riding and views/likes.

All of which Phil claims he doesn't focus on.

 

[LieLieFyre]

Phil getting the fame he desires would be the funniest shit. Cause that means so many non dent eyes on him writing articles and making videos all about his bullshit. As much as he likes to think he can hide his horrible attributes watching even 1 stream will show you how he is underneath his "Common gamer good guy" persona. So I'm all for him getting that fame.

 

[Lady Adjani]

He's proved time after time that he has no dignity, especially when money is involved. He'd likely piss his own pants on stream if it meant he got $10,000.

If that was the case he would have enabled text-to-speech eons ago.

 

[Dragoonism]

I wonder what that "orignal" content could be. Was about to suggest a poll for it, but is it even worth it?

If it's not an edit by someone else, maybe it's related with interviewing or talking about news. I had a thought of what it could be before watching one of the recaps, but now I'm second guessing about posting it, because I'm not giving him ideas.

In one of the videos he mentions diversifying, this "big project" sounds like a first step to help him cater to an entire different audience, while not making the full step towards a politics talkshow/podcast.
But also sounds like it could involve the audience, since he mentions "When are we doing it?" (like the fans asking), what do you think? (for whoever that wants to answer)

All my money are still on that it is something a ton of other streamers have done before him, but since he hasn't he will call it original.
Doubt he will involve the audience in any more way than he already is or have and he already claim that they are interacting with both him and his content, most likely just trying to hype it among the few viewers that he has.

Pretty sure it will be a "Jasper 2.0", start with a massive hype and expectation and then end up with "That's it?".

 

[Corpun]

I can't be the only one in this autism vortex to have to stifle laughter whenever I see a Devour meal in a supermarket right?

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I love the ego on this guy this is a big part of what makes him the best lolcow imo

This retard would think 10k views is massively viral, wouldn't he? Guess he will talk about this for a while now.

This is why you're always broke, you fucking asshole. And you know he's going to paywall it.

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That hat it definitely not going to fit his fucking head, just like that knight beanie he has. This retard wastes so much money on garbage and I hope he looks extra retarded.

Where did Arthur Weasley Work?

Uhmm dood that's obvious, he worked for muh mom- I mean muh wife dood! *snake laugh*

 

[Super Dent Head]

If that was the case he would have enabled text-to-speech eons ago.

No dignity with thin skin mean no TTS. Unfortunate because he'd made a ton of money from TTS but people are also likely to use words that could get him into shit. I've honestly never seen anyone with thinner skin than Phil.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Phil getting the fame he desires would be the funniest shit. Cause that means so many non dent eyes on him writing articles and making videos all about his bullshit. As much as he likes to think he can hide his horrible attributes watching even 1 stream will show you how he is underneath his "Common gamer good guy" persona. So I'm all for him getting that fame.

There are two three word phrases that Dave is more afraid of than anything coming out of a normies mouth:
1.Do you even?
2.Have you ever?
as in have you ever actually read one of the Harry Potter books? or do you even know why this in the series is the way it is based on real life events of the author?

 

[detractorzer0]

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I love the ego on this guy this is a big part of what makes him the best lolcow imo

This is the guy that thinks 20k views on a YouTube short is impressive. Let's be real here, he's as boomer as they get. He was riding the high of that Projared tweet for months.


As for him buying a Slytherin hat and scarf, we all know about his addiction to spending money. It's the only dopamine hit he can get. The question is...


Will the hat and the scarf be two separate goals?

 

[Pargon]

I wonder if there is any level of awareness of Phil overseas outside of the UK. I’m a boomer and don’t know; is that website still around where you can pay groups of Ugandans five bucks to do whatever? I’d love to get their honest take on him.

 

[Corpun]

Are there more puzzles like this one in the TERF game? It was hilarious to watch this valedictorian take way longer than anyone should with this puzzle.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Are there more puzzles like this one in the TERF game? It was hilarious to watch this valedictorian take way longer than anyone should with this puzzle.

It's so great how he has to have Derich help him with simple puzzles like this then when he finally does what chat tells him correctly he says "look I solved it." Like 3 times

 

[UsedUp]

Theycallmedsp

 

[Corpun]

It's so great how he has to have Derich help him with simple puzzles like this then when he finally does what chat tells him correctly he says "look I solved it." Like 3 times

Like I'm not good at math or anything but the first thing I would've done was look at the symbols. A baby could solve that puzzle in a few tries and he autistically stays attached to the idea that horns or legs or whatever indicate numbers.

How did this dude graduate high school?

 

[UsedUp]

Theycallmedsp

Talking to oneself. Gotta love it.

ETA accidentally pressed Post Reply.

 

[Ric Flair Woooo]

Are there more puzzles like this one in the TERF game? It was hilarious to watch this valedictorian take way longer than anyone should with this puzzle.

What a fucking dumbass. Idiot is so happy he solved a puzzle that shouldn't take more than a couple looks. Parents should have thrown him off the cliff like Spartans in 300.

 

[00R-Gundam]

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Talking to oneself. Gotta love it.

ETA accidentally pressed Post Reply.

Damm didn't know we could track his twitter stats. That's pretty nifty.
So "Talking to oneself" is when he throws tweets and no one replies or is it a special type of tweet?(Dont use twitter so i dont know the intricacies of it)
Still, its pretty pathetic that all he does is talking to the clouds on twitter and it doesn't help that most of his tweets are basically stream related and he doesn't offer anything of value to say.

Although is "The most active time" is when it streams? which if so it would mean that his most active is when he begs.

 

[Tears for T]

In some way Phil most be embarassed over his whole life. He now spends hours begging for money from people like this.

But remember guys, everything it's the trolls fault.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Looks like Oblivion got wagequit ragequit put on hiatus. Big Brain Burnell got filtered by both Oblivion and Morrowind. He says there's no reason to "rush through it."

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

In some way Phil most be embarassed over his whole life. He now spends hours begging for money from people like this.

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But remember guys, everything it's the trolls fault.

Oh he is. He hates that this is his audience, that is why he goes so hard for the whole "my audience is intelligent and mature adults" and all detractors are "mentally ill children" and why he keeps railing on all other content creators that does better than him catering to children.