Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

A hotel event room. I could not possibly imagine a more boring situation. Sitting around those dumb circle tables with a bunch of other strangers who are only there to talk about Coomerman, Balldo's, and reminiscing about Locals chats of yore. All while Nick hosts a subpar podcast on stage that you can hopefully hear in your uncomfortable seats, half of which will have to be turned around so you aren't even able to rest your arms on the table. I want to shoot myself just thinking about it. Why didn't he do it at a bar or something more open and social?

That would require walking from the building, and hence too much work.

Imagine you are one of his remaining "normal" fans going to the event completely unaware of his downward spiral and degeneracy and getting stuck at a table with ACompleteRandom, Sally, GingerSnaps, and RobinFox. Will the schizo get two seats and switch between them as she talks to herself?

She's the resident anarchist, I wouldn't be suprised if she decided to bomb the venue and then complain of oppression of being attacked by a coon. Almost like two face in batman.

 

[feral cat #6385]

What a fine selection of shitholes he plans to have meetups in. I recommend Gaylord Opryland Resort & Convention Center for Memphis, would be fitting. Are those also going to be paid things? Hard to imagine paying money to speak to a drunk retard, let alone in a crime ridden wasteland.

Hopefully the locals retards get culturally enriched.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Monday Stream and Cari is STILL mad hoe-ing...

There is a lot of dumb cope in teh chat and sucking Nose off that I skipped over for being pedestrian simpery.

Not much else of note that I could find.

Spoiler: Old Drama

Carimachet​

It was whatever that “person” is and cgoody chat bots > cgoody is a mod also Mandy is a mod and she was here and in love with that thing and it was pretty disgusting and then panzer targeted Sally on top of that regarding her rape which Cynthia loved to do to Sally then Sally started discussing suicidal kinds of things after that​

Carimachet​

The big problem I had with Mandy yesterday is that Mandy is the one that showed her ass first in chat but kiwi farms doesn’t call her out as a “whore” and she seems to not be called out at all ever just sally and Mandy is more than happy with that and says nothing I find that pretty much a horror​

RekietaLaw​

nothing she can do about it, though​

panzerdood​

did i target u with my tick joke my b​

MemoreX​

ummm... What could Mandy do to KF problem?​

MrStirFry99​

Cari was calling everyone a bot yesterday and saying we are all "chat rape bots" or words to that effect​

Carimachet​	Rackets just doesn’t care at all basically​
duckdangerously​	All I ask of people is stop trying to put Nick in a fucking box...dude is an adult, seems to know what he is doing...the moralizing fagotry needs to stop​

Nick claims only 2 people banned and reasons:

RekietaLaw​

Cynthia violated locals TOS about 50 times, she promised she would leave, she didn't leave​

RekietaLaw​

I would like to talk to her, I have a feeling she is misunderstanding what happened.​

RekietaLaw​

Cynthia is also NOT the only person I have banned for actively trying to cause harm to my business.​

Charlie101101​

Can we get a list ?​

RekietaLaw​

Cynthia and Moonrunes​

xino_z​

Rule 1: do not mess with my money.​

CAN WE HOPE THIS THOT WAS PATROLLED???

icancook​

CARI WAS HELPING SALLY. nick if you can reach out to sally she said she may not come back...​

Weird Nazi references in hate to X-Ray Girl???

Spoiler: Weird shit

Greta_Thunderer​

Oh no! A stingy jew. Quick call Adolf​

Chef_Adam​

No, but a stupid Asian is so rare... It's like a poor jew​

Chef_Adam​

Adolf half-assed his genocide. Call someone more dedicated to murder​

icancook​

I DONT GET DUDES WHO LIKE nazi era bone thin white chciks but ok...​

Chef_Adam​

Alright you dirty jew sympathizers, I'm gonna go read while I try to ignore D&D in the background​

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Shots fired at DISCORD

duckdangerously​

some of the problem is when the Discord fags make their way over here and want to act like they own the place​

Nick liked man-ass:

Spoiler: MAN ASS! MY EYES!

Andrew_Wahoo​

RekietaLaw​

@Andrew_Wahoo based​

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[Lady Rackets Ass]

Monday Stream and Cari is STILL mad hoe-ing...

There is a lot of dumb cope in teh chat and sucking Nose off that I skipped over for being pedestrian simpery.

Not much else of note that I could find.

Spoiler: Old Drama

Carimachet​

It was whatever that “person” is and cgoody chat bots > cgoody is a mod also Mandy is a mod and she was here and in love with that thing and it was pretty disgusting and then panzer targeted Sally on top of that regarding her rape which Cynthia loved to do to Sally then Sally started discussing suicidal kinds of things after that​

Carimachet​

The big problem I had with Mandy yesterday is that Mandy is the one that showed her ass first in chat but kiwi farms doesn’t call her out as a “whore” and she seems to not be called out at all ever just sally and Mandy is more than happy with that and says nothing I find that pretty much a horror​

RekietaLaw​

nothing she can do about it, though​

panzerdood​

did i target u with my tick joke my b​

MemoreX​

ummm... What could Mandy do to KF problem?​

MrStirFry99​

Cari was calling everyone a bot yesterday and saying we are all "chat rape bots" or words to that effect​

Carimachet​	Rackets just doesn’t care at all basically​
duckdangerously​	All I ask of people is stop trying to put Nick in a fucking box...dude is an adult, seems to know what he is doing...the moralizing fagotry needs to stop​

Nick claims only 2 people banned and reasons:

RekietaLaw​

Cynthia violated locals TOS about 50 times, she promised she would leave, she didn't leave​

RekietaLaw​

I would like to talk to her, I have a feeling she is misunderstanding what happened.​

RekietaLaw​

Cynthia is also NOT the only person I have banned for actively trying to cause harm to my business.​

Charlie101101​

Can we get a list ?​

RekietaLaw​

Cynthia and Moonrunes​

xino_z​

Rule 1: do not mess with my money.​

CAN WE HOPE THIS THOT WAS PATROLLED???

icancook​

CARI WAS HELPING SALLY. nick if you can reach out to sally she said she may not come back...​

Weird Nazi references in hate to X-Ray Girl???

Spoiler: Weird shit

Greta_Thunderer​

Oh no! A stingy jew. Quick call Adolf​

Chef_Adam​

No, but a stupid Asian is so rare... It's like a poor jew​

Chef_Adam​

Adolf half-assed his genocide. Call someone more dedicated to murder​

icancook​

I DONT GET DUDES WHO LIKE nazi era bone thin white chciks but ok...​

Chef_Adam​

Alright you dirty jew sympathizers, I'm gonna go read while I try to ignore D&D in the background​

​

Shots fired at DISCORD

duckdangerously​

some of the problem is when the Discord fags make their way over here and want to act like they own the place​

Nick liked man-ass:

Spoiler: MAN ASS! MY EYES!

Andrew_Wahoo​

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RekietaLaw​

@Andrew_Wahoo based​

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@Cynthia Behave you degenerate slut just send your butthole to Nick already gawd

 

[feral cat #6385]

Fellow Kiwi Potentially Criminal is currently on with two utter wastes of space (not counting rackets).

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

If I'm gonna pay to talk with a lawyer it's gonna have to deal with the dead hookers I don't have in my garage.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Murdaugh day 10 and Carimachet is still obsessed with YT mods. Kalea broke her.

Carimachet​

Everyone that’s not a chat bot YouTube faggotnigger mod > I mean so many ways to feed incredible content into the chat with a chat bot BUT these YouTube mods are just not innovative enough > no content just filler like madonnas new fake face​

Carimachet​

Go ask your best frens on kiwi farms YouTube mod and also go back to YouTube your graveyard​

Carimachet​

You shut up chat bot YouTube mod crap hole​

It goes on... a loooooong time...


Ok... this sounds funny

maebykate​

There’s a video of DUI guy literally in court defending a client…calling the state Hitler looool​

Chat defends his sperg-out rant on jury analysis:

Carimachet​

He just said no but became a big rant cause people are stupid​

Unbreaded​

Aww I dozed off and missed the rant lol​

MeZee​

@RekietaLaw I really hope that you don't regret your rant today - It's 100% spot on!​

tiffhang​

I went to dinner and just came back and watched nick’s rant about jury ananlysis and I’m laughing my ass off ​

Oh no (a selection)...

RachelTheRiveter​

I should design sex toys.​

RilW​

lol everyone needs to get laid... this meetup is going to be an orgy​

Carimachet​

Just do more drugs fren​

 

[Potatoherder]

The morning stream was missing about 20 mins from the start:

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Total Rumbles: $ 60
Rumble Count: 14\(8\)
Peak Viewers: 5851
Chat Messages: 8279 (444 users)
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Not much to say but no charts because i am lazy. My watcher program failed to work tonight so it missed about 50m of the pre-stream chat.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Here is the Tuesday night chat. Lot of boomer takes and stupid jokes about Biden.

Oddly enough, Sally, Cari, Xino and teh other thots are totally absent... It makes it mundane, but here it is.

Only thing I saw of note is that there are side DISCORDS and chats

GOOCH1701​

u in Xino's Discord?​

EDIT: Going to catch up on the rest tomorrow. Have other duties to attend at the current moment.

 

[Confetti Meringue]

Murdaugh day 10 and Carimachet is still obsessed with YT mods. Kalea broke her.

Carimachet​

Everyone that’s not a chat bot YouTube faggotnigger mod > I mean so many ways to feed incredible content into the chat with a chat bot BUT these YouTube mods are just not innovative enough > no content just filler like madonnas new fake face​

Carimachet​

Go ask your best frens on kiwi farms YouTube mod and also go back to YouTube your graveyard​

Carimachet​

You shut up chat bot YouTube mod crap hole​

It goes on... a loooooong time...


Ok... this sounds funny

maebykate​

There’s a video of DUI guy literally in court defending a client…calling the state Hitler looool​

Chat defends his sperg-out rant on jury analysis:

Carimachet​

He just said no but became a big rant cause people are stupid​

Unbreaded​

Aww I dozed off and missed the rant lol​

MeZee​

@RekietaLaw I really hope that you don't regret your rant today - It's 100% spot on!​

tiffhang​

I went to dinner and just came back and watched nick’s rant about jury ananlysis and I’m laughing my ass off ​

Oh no (a selection)...

RachelTheRiveter​

I should design sex toys.​

RilW​

lol everyone needs to get laid... this meetup is going to be an orgy​

Carimachet​

Just do more drugs fren​

It's literally a room of BPD women (and men) screaming at each other and then performing reckless sexual/drug related acts to "bond" before another freak out. The skin suit joke is becoming more realistic by the minute.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick is fat and I would not have sex with him.

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

The chat shit should have it's own community thread if people insist on posting it.
No one is surprised that a streamer's chat is autistic and retarded as fuck and we really don't get anything meaningful out of it.

 

[Potatoherder]

The chat shit should have it's own community thread if people insist on posting it.
No one is surprised that a streamer's chat is autistic and retarded as fuck and we really don't get anything meaningful out of it.

A major part of the content a lolcow produces is the the orbiters. The influence everything he does.

edit: this stream is just a cry session because they are getting called out for directing their fans to attack tim pool and his employees.

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

A major part of the content a lolcow produces is the the orbiters. The influence everything he does.

A retarded chat isn't orbiters, they're still just retarded chat. Influence everything he does? Fuckin hardly.
If Nick pulls them onto the show, or communicates with them personally that's another thing.
I know you guys are foaming at the mouth to find any cracks in Nick you can but this shit ain't it and it's just bloating the thread. We already have enough of that with your fanfiction fantasies of Nick and his wife swinging and fucking everything they can and salivating over a divorce that won't happen.

 

[waffle]

@feral cat #6385 was just being cheeky

I don't think "content is for the audience" is a retarded take. It literally means "the product is for the purchaser." I'm purchasing the product. If the product turns into shit, like Rackets's night show has, I'm taking my money/time/engagement elsewhere.

Now, to rebut each of the examples. Cancel culture and tranny brigading are specifically done NOT by the audience, but by some offended outsiders who aren't fans and weren't gonna buy the product anyway. And review bombing certainly has its place as a tool for disgruntled customers to express dissatisfaction. For example, to review a game on Steam, you must have it purchased. So it's an in-built check on whether you are, in fact, part of the audience.



I think feral cat was making a funny. You know, because Nick's not a real lawyer anymore.

Yeah, I realized that I was probably sperging out about half an hour after I posted that. But fuck it, that's what the farms are for.

 

[Potatoherder]

A retarded chat isn't orbiters, they're still just retarded chat. Influence everything he does? Fuckin hardly.

Sally78 can literally make Nick ban people and change the content of his show. When they post their lewds nick makes sure the stream audience knows to advertise his locals.

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

Sally78 can literally make Nick ban people and change the content of his show. When they post their lewds nick makes sure the stream audience knows to advertise his locals.

Yeah I fuckin' doubt it.

 

[Strix454]

I know you guys are foaming at the mouth to find any cracks in Nick you can but this shit ain't it and it's just bloating the thread. We already have enough of that with your fanfiction fantasies of Nick and his wife swinging and fucking everything they can and salivating over a divorce that won't happen.

So are we supposed to turn the clock back a few months and go back to pretending that the visits to Hedonism II, Gay90s and so on were just about strengthening their virtuous monogamous Christian marriage? You may have a point about the chat not being productive so far, but you kind of killed it with the rest of what you said.

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

So are we supposed to turn the clock back a few months and go back to pretening that the visits to Hedonism II, Gay90s and so on were just about strengthening their virtuous monogamous Christian marriage? You may have a point about the chat not being productive so far, but you kind of killed it with the rest of what you said.

No, and I didn't say that. I was one of the first in this thread to say that Nick has been this way from the beginning and people pretending some veil was shattered and Nick suddenly changed were delusional. But reading post after post basically repeating the same speculative fantasies and people assuring their speculation to people just popping into the thread are 100% true and accurate is boring as shit and it's worthless bloat, just like the chat posting. It amounts to nothing.

 

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

A retarded chat isn't orbiters, they're still just retarded chat. Influence everything he does? Fuckin hardly.
If Nick pulls them onto the show, or communicates with them personally that's another thing.
I know you guys are foaming at the mouth to find any cracks in Nick you can but this shit ain't it and it's just bloating the thread. We already have enough of that with your fanfiction fantasies of Nick and his wife swinging and fucking everything they can and salivating over a divorce that won't happen.

They do influence everything he does. He's addicted to it and gets a ton of validation from his circle of parasocial leathery winemom yes-men, err, women. The whole "Ass Wednesday" arc that culminated in Nick posting his cheeks with a whiskey bottle between them started in Locals when Mandy Karevicius posted a grainy pic of allegedly her own tits. And he has had people from chat on the show.