Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

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Obsessed with the pooners meme atm, it's both hilarious and fascinating. If there can't be a pooner thread, I'm this close to simply hoarding them on my profile tbh
Btw
Is stupidstories the one aka "sharky?" (bc of the little shark toy he had in SRS recovery?) Sorry I'm a mobilefag atm and kf is being weird, hard to look up
He's mostly been called Sharkboy but yes it's him.
 
Shark boy.

I think the only aspect of troonery that turns me legit MATI is the treatment of post ops who cannot or will not protect the narrative. You supported this fucking kid. You told him he was a True and Honest woman, and you kept repeating it en masse until he felt confident enough to do this insane thing to himself. It didn't work out, the pain is constant, and now you won't let him speak? You won't comfort and console? You won't give him a place to vent?
He's lost everything. He's a ruined human being who was probably also encouraged to stick to online 'rainbow family' and dump those 'toxic' blood relatives. This is the single most cruel and evil thing they could do. They have an unironic kill count, and should never be pitied or indulged.
 
d00leys update!
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Hi everyone, it’s been a while since I posted about my UL on here! This is gonna be a happy one.

So, as some of you may know I had a complicated UL recovery. Fistula, strictures, repairs, catheters, re-routes - you name it and I’ve probably experienced it. My most recent repair (4 months ago) included hooking up my urethra again, and closing the temporary re-route.

I have since developed a minor stricture, but it’s nowhere near as bad as I expected. I basically thought that strictures always got worse and ended up in getting an SP again, but turns out they can just be mildly inconvenient. I don’t always really notice it myself, but I pee slightly slower than is desirable. My urologist tells me he can easily fix this in the next procedure. If it would stay like this, it wouldn’t really be a big deal either. But, peeing faster does sound nice so I’m all for it!

My UL is probably one of my fav things about my dick. It’s just so convenient. If I go for a long walk, I never have to worry about bathroom access anymore. I’m a very outdoorsy person, so this has been a major upgrade for me. Instead of cutting my trips short because I might need to pee, I can just pick the first tree I want and take a leak. It’s something that brings me a lot of joy.

When out and about, there are frequently instances where the ability to STP comes in very handy. I love urinals, it’s great to be able to skip the entire bathroom line at events and just walk in and out in 2 minutes. It’s also great for places with dirty public toilets, such as gas stations, the gym, or public transit.

At home I frequently sit to pee, and I feel great about that too. While I love being able to stand, it’s not something I always want to do. I love how it’s now a decision I can make freely, instead of one my body makes for me. I’m very happy that sitting has remained comfortable. I like the wiping proces a lot more too: just a quick dab on the tip with a single square. When standing I usually just shake and squeeze and I’m good to go.

Overall, UL has been everything I hoped it would be and I simply couldn’t imagine going without it. I am beyond relieved that everything finally works. It can absolutely be an exhausting journey, but for me it has been very much worth it. I have found that I love my penis a lot more now that I can pee from it.

Picture is from my walk in the woods today! Again, it makes me so happy to be able to just pee like this. Also please don’t beg to see my dick: if I had wanted you to see it, I wouldn’t have censored it.

TL;DR: UL journey sucks, but worth it in the end!
I love how these stupid Aiden's hold their rot dog whenever they piss. Not once have I ever held my penis this way when taking a whiz, many times I don't even need to hold it, it just stays in place. The only time I need to use my hand is to push it down if it isn't reaching the toilet bowl in my house and I only need to use 1 finger, plus it's not like I even ever prop it up, it's only ever pushing it down. They either think this is how men hold it when peeing or simply because rot dogs don't have the natural penile ability to stay up and instead just plop down like some sort of cancerous flesh growth would.
 
I love how these stupid Aiden's hold their rot dog whenever they piss. Not once have I ever held my penis this way when taking a whiz, many times I don't even need to hold it, it just stays in place.
I was thinking of times as a teen/child I would have the rare opportunity to see boys pee, and I could only think of those stupid fountains.
And behold:
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This is where they're getting all their ideas from.
 
Yeah and the enormous ears. WTF. I've never thought of big ears as a feminine trait, so where's that coming from? This goes beyond gender shit, there's some other kind of pathology at work here. It's fascinating and a little nauseating.
I actually know what that is.

You know those stupid ear stretchers that some people have? Often very insufferable homos or butch bull dukes have them. For some reason, many Aiden's have those, I am not sure why they do it but maybe because it's often a homo thing and a lot of Aiden's wanna look like a "hot gay boi." The ears do look that bad when people remove the ear stretchers. It's really disgusting looking.

The one Aiden I used to work with had those too and it just made her look less manly.

Edit: oops the @The Hoh Rainforest already beat me to it.
 
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I've seen a few posts about troons saying that they only got gendered correct after their dick got the chop, and imply that it's a weird mysterious occurrence yet validating...


It's cause women (and some men) realize you're fucked up, bruh. We women are guilty enough of calling troons she as it is, mostly because we don't want to enrage the autistic fucker in a skirt, but when you undergo actual fucking surgery to commit to the role...we get freaked out. So while we may have been dropping a few he/hims before, now we are going to be extra careful because we realize how committed you are to being a fucking degenerate.

Yet again, men take women playing nice as validating instead of realizing that it's because we don't want to get fucking punched in the face by some agp
 
I love how these stupid Aiden's hold their rot dog whenever they piss. Not once have I ever held my penis this way when taking a whiz, many times I don't even need to hold it, it just stays in place. The only time I need to use my hand is to push it down if it isn't reaching the toilet bowl in my house and I only need to use 1 finger, plus it's not like I even ever prop it up, it's only ever pushing it down. They either think this is how men hold it when peeing or simply because rot dogs don't have the natural penile ability to stay up and instead just plop down like some sort of cancerous flesh growth would.
A long time ago back when I was in high school during health class a guy got up and discussed the woes of morning wood and pissing. He talked about how when your dick is hard and won't bend you have to bend over the toilet and pray to God you don't piss on it. He then went on to demonstrate the standing position every guy in the room was howling with laughter because we had all been there.

This is the truth all trannies want to ignore. They constantly say gender is a social construct and they're partially right as there are shared experiences all men have, and all women have unique to their gender which is caused by their biological sex and no makeup, no drugs or hormones, no clothes, and no surgeries can replicate them and thus they'll never be part of the club.
 
"It is not "constantly trying to seal itself." People who went to my surgeon have at some point not dilated for a month. There's nothing to "seal" because it's all skin (and membrane, as there are histological changes within the post op vagina)."

Wow, no dilation for a whole month and it didn't close up! I only have two questions: 1) How often do real women have to dilate? 2) What happens if you don't dilate for a month? Or two? Or three? What if you don't dilate for a year? Will your tooootally cis-looking stinkditch remain open? I wonder.

Tony makes me MATI a lot, but something I despise about troons in general is the lengths they will go to and obfuscate the truth and word things very carefully in order to encourage other people, usually their young retarded Twitter followers, to get the same surgeries. Almost every single thing he said about amholes was not only a lie, but exactly what coomers like him want to hear. "It gets wet, you can have sex, you can orgasm, it's way better than your own junk!" What a malicious lying faggot. I wish trans genocide was really upon us, if only to see him frogmarched to the town square and shot point blank. In Minecraft, of course!
The histological changes stuff? Like the precancerous changes to the female cervix when given exogenous testosterone? Lol, they really think that an inside out epithelium turns into a functional vagina. This is impossible. The tissues don’t just magically realise they’re supposed to be a bag and develop the correct structure. What happens is they lose the correct positional cues and Are bombarded with hormones that shouldn’t be there. This results in changes that are towards a less organised state, not the organised state of the opposite sex. If they understood what they were reading they’d be worrying about the cancer risk, not bragging about muh vag
 
Well said. The sentiment reminds me of that Blaire White/Contrapoints-in-his-genderqueer-phase live debate. Both men nodding in agreement with each other that a neovagina is "fully functional" because it's a crotch cavity you can jam a cock into. That was the start and end of what they imagined vaginas are here for. That was the start and end of what they both agreed defines a real, fully functional vagina.

It occurs to me that they could refer to their surgical wound as a “fully functional mouth” just as easily. It “salivates” (the sweat or pee or whatever it is they currently claim is “self lubrication”), it can fit a cock in it… and that’s it. It can’t chew or swallow or talk but it can do the sole important function (to a coomer) of a mouth.
The neovagina is as much a “real vagina” as it is a “real mouth”.
 
It occurs to me that they could refer to their surgical wound as a “fully functional mouth” just as easily. It “salivates” (the sweat or pee or whatever it is they currently claim is “self lubrication”), it can fit a cock in it… and that’s it. It can’t chew or swallow or talk but it can do the sole important function (to a coomer) of a mouth.
The neovagina is as much a “real vagina” as it is a “real mouth”.
"The granulation in my neobouche is indistinguishable from a cis tongue"
 
d00leys update!
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Peeing in the woods - UL update in comments!

Hi everyone, it’s been a while since I posted about my UL on here! This is gonna be a happy one.

So, as some of you may know I had a complicated UL recovery. Fistula, strictures, repairs, catheters, re-routes - you name it and I’ve probably experienced it. My most recent repair (4 months ago) included hooking up my urethra again, and closing the temporary re-route.

I have since developed a minor stricture, but it’s nowhere near as bad as I expected. I basically thought that strictures always got worse and ended up in getting an SP again, but turns out they can just be mildly inconvenient. I don’t always really notice it myself, but I pee slightly slower than is desirable. My urologist tells me he can easily fix this in the next procedure. If it would stay like this, it wouldn’t really be a big deal either. But, peeing faster does sound nice so I’m all for it!

My UL is probably one of my fav things about my dick. It’s just so convenient. If I go for a long walk, I never have to worry about bathroom access anymore. I’m a very outdoorsy person, so this has been a major upgrade for me. Instead of cutting my trips short because I might need to pee, I can just pick the first tree I want and take a leak. It’s something that brings me a lot of joy.

When out and about, there are frequently instances where the ability to STP comes in very handy. I love urinals, it’s great to be able to skip the entire bathroom line at events and just walk in and out in 2 minutes. It’s also great for places with dirty public toilets, such as gas stations, the gym, or public transit.

At home I frequently sit to pee, and I feel great about that too. While I love being able to stand, it’s not something I always want to do. I love how it’s now a decision I can make freely, instead of one my body makes for me. I’m very happy that sitting has remained comfortable. I like the wiping proces a lot more too: just a quick dab on the tip with a single square. When standing I usually just shake and squeeze and I’m good to go.

Overall, UL has been everything I hoped it would be and I simply couldn’t imagine going without it. I am beyond relieved that everything finally works. It can absolutely be an exhausting journey, but for me it has been very much worth it. I have found that I love my penis a lot more now that I can pee from it.

Picture is from my walk in the woods today! Again, it makes me so happy to be able to just pee like this. Also please don’t beg to see my dick: if I had wanted you to see it, I wouldn’t have censored it.

TL;DR: UL journey sucks, but worth it in the end!
lmao d00leys has one of the smallest rotdogs I've ever seen.
I hope she colored it in and its not really neon yellow, but it wouldnt surprise me, I've seen multi colored rotdogs from where they ripped off a big tatoo and just rolled that fucker up lol.
Fucking d00leys :story: no wonder she's a whole gallon of concentrated cope.

Yeah and the enormous ears. WTF. I've never thought of big ears as a feminine trait, so where's that coming from? This goes beyond gender shit, there's some other kind of pathology at work here. It's fascinating and a little nauseating.
I think Pooners are neat, in a disgusting kind of way.
 
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The histological changes stuff? Like the precancerous changes to the female cervix when given exogenous testosterone? Lol, they really think that an inside out epithelium turns into a functional vagina. This is impossible. The tissues don’t just magically realise they’re supposed to be a bag and develop the correct structure. What happens is they lose the correct positional cues and Are bombarded with hormones that shouldn’t be there. This results in changes that are towards a less organised state, not the organised state of the opposite sex. If they understood what they were reading they’d be worrying about the cancer risk, not bragging about muh vag
Neovaginas are know to have a rich biome of bacteria normally found on the skin, in the intestines, and...bacterial vaginosis. Perhaps that's what is meant by histologiccal changes. Im no medfag tho
How gender confirming!

Edits coz I'm a tard who can't format.
 
Neovaginas are know to have a rich biome of bacteria normally found on the skin, in the intestines, and...bacterial vaginosis. Perhaps that's what is meant by histologiccal changes. Im no medfag tho
How gender confirming!

Edits coz I'm a tard who can't format.
You forgot the best part about that study.
(Granted, it’s not in the abstract.)

Namely, how the doctors noted “a foul smell” from the neovaginas which might not be relevant to their study, but foul enough that it bares mentioning!
 
With all the hitler and pooner talk I guess this meme is pretty accurate. The most on-point mockery always comes from inside the house, so to speak.
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the existence of Hitler Poonee makes it seem like there is a possibility that there is more than one troon LARPing as Hitler out there, like it's a trend or something

(edit:apologies for double post. the site sharted for a sec and posted once before I edited)
 
RE: the UL complication cope a few pages back

Chick saying "standing to pee is my only wish but fuck it, doc, make me pee out of my 'balls' so I can stop dealing with this shit"

I couldn't be more amused that you had the option to stand to pee forever, with one of those she-wee whatevers.

Now your weird, terrifying, too-niche-to-bother-marketing-products-to anatomy is so fucked and unaccounted for that you can't use any simple, cheap, and painless options designed to fulfill your only wish. Ha ha.
 
the existence of Hitler Pooner makes it seem like there is a possibility that there is more than one troon LARPing as Hitler out there, like it's a trend or something
We need a Liquid Chris vs. Solid Chris style showdown here.

Some other Tranny who claims the Hitler mantle.

I suggest they settle it with some kind of Heil-down. Maybe a speech contest?
 
Re shark boy:

I feel for him, I really do. Poor thing, he's too gullible. He should get the implants out and let the gash close up. He's not ugly, he'll pass just fine as a normal (if slightly effete) male with only a little effort. There's no hope for his junk, but it doesn't look like estrogen had that much of an effect on his body and his bone structure reads male.

The trannies in the reddit thread he posted are lying to him saying that he doesn't look male- he does. FFS can only do so much and it never ages well, so he won't be happy even with the surgeries should he ever get to the end of the wait list. They're only contributing to his misery by perpetuating this idea that he's iredeemably ruined his appearance. Yeah, he's fucked up, but there's hope at least for his face and his upper body. He's still healthy (ish) and young, he can bounce back if he can get in the right mindset, but these fucking ghouls won't let him.

The sad thing is that detrans types are so unstable, they flit back and forth between wanting to be one way and the other. He'll get the implants out but then a year or less later he'll be right back on the boat talking about surgeries again. It really sucks to see how this lifestyle damages people, he could have been perfectly happy as a gay boy but now he's in this weird in-between zone. He needs to get off the internet, away from these awful influences. The people on reddit are just making it worse for him.
 
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