- Joined
- Dec 13, 2022
Links to Surfer's social media and archived content:
YT channel: https://www.youtube.com/@drunkensurfer3102/videos
Odysee archive (mix of Surfer's and PPP's content): https://odysee.com/@PeoplesPopulistPress:e?view=content
Fan archive of old PPP and surfer content: https://www.bitchute.com/channel/v1Cnz5okP7uo/
Linkedin: https://ca.linkedin.com/in/rj-finley-2a6ab963
Odysee: https://odysee.com/@DrunkenSurfer
Old content PPP hid behind a paywall (might not be too much surfer content here): https://www.bitchute.com/channel/Ia3Ky8ffi8v4/
I’ve been wanting a Surfer thread for the better part of 3 years now, but no one has bothered with one. After a bit of debate in the gunt chat over whether he’s relevant enough or thread worthy I’ve decided to make a thread about RJ to see if it gains any traction. Surfer is PPP’s former boyfriend/room mate/best friend/cohost and has since become one of PPP’s top alogs, but to properly explain Surfer I think I need to start at the beginning.
Surfer Circa 2007, more Ancient Surfer lore can be found here
Ashton (PPP) and RJ (Surfer) before they devolved into a schizophrenic crackhead and a living blob
Surfer is well known as for his stylish facial hair
How surfer and PPP's relationship started according to Surfer (from his interview on the killstream, so take it with a grain of salt):
Surfer and PPP went to the same schools when they were young but allegedly did not consider each other friends at the time. A few years after highschool Surfer and PPP worked at the same call center and became friends after he found PPP's autistic chimpouts about religion and politics entertaining. Sometime after this, they would move in together and PPP would convince Surfer to take Christianity seriously and consume right wing media. When PPP started streaming Surfer was still relatively apolitical and rarely took part in streams, and if he did it was one or two sentences about how wacky something was.
Surfer was first brought into the sektur as a side character in PPP’s streams, he rarely appeared at first and seemed like a random normalfag mulling around in the background of PPP’s earlier streams most of the time. Surfer was known to tag along with PPP to confront leftists in Ontario on video from time to time, he also worked with PPP as a door-to-door salesman for some time, they also attended the same church. Later in PPP’s streaming “””career””” Surfer began making regular appearances as a sort of co-host, or at least guy who would butt in occasionally to list off schizophrenic (but entertaining) opinions on the topic at hand. Surfer could be described as a schizophrenic with a vast overestimation of his wisdom and an extremely stereotypical Canadian accent and speech mannerisms (he calls people “buddy” constantly, I wouldn’t be surprised if he called people hoser at various points).
Surfer during a PPP stream
Surfer began streaming with PPP much more often in late 2019 and 2020, he would often come on for episodes of “cooking with surfer” where he made burnt abominations out of pork chops, sea food, and various other meats drowned in spices like cumin and cooked until over finished. Surfer and PPP also reviewed several episodes of the X-files and made variety streams not related to the sektur like the “this week in cuckada” stream covering Canadian politics. In general surfer acted like a drunken retard on stream and would occasionally whip his cock out or scream nigger, seemingly in an attempt to get their channel banned (The channel was banned after one of these outbursts after being reported by either gator or Ralph).
Surfer, Godwinson, and PPP during the golden gunt awards. The two on the left fucking hate the guy on the right now.
one of the few pieces of archived footage of Surfer's cooking
Unedited Version can be found here
At the height of PPP’s online presence before the Casino Godwinson came over to film the golden gunts with him and surfer live, from this point on Surfer would become increasingly involved with PPP’s streams and the sektur and began developing both an ego and a fanbase. Throughout 2021 Surfer and PPP pulled off a series of banger streams on Chaggot, baked Alaska, and several other topics, after this they challenged Ethan Ralph and Null to the “punt the gunt” weight loss challenge. A few weeks into the challenge surfer began challenging PPP on stream more often, and claimed he was the talent on the stream. Their gay argument (presumably fueled by feeling shitty from their extreme diet) boiled over and Surfer ended up snaking PPP by calling the cops on him like a bitch and then running away because he felt threatened. The cop incident is the de-facto end to surfer and PPP’s long friendship and is very divisive in the sektur, as some believe Surfer was right calling the cops on Ashton (a man with several inches of height and several hundred pounds of weight on RJ) while others believe calling the cops over an argument is a total bitch rat move.
In the Months leading up to "the incident" people noticed how Surfer became increasingly assertive on PPP's streams and constantly interrupted him to go on long tangents about schizophrenic topics like nanobots in food. PPP had enough and confronted surfer, which went south quickly. Both acted autistic as fuck.
"Don't be a hero buddy" - The end of PPP and surfer's friendship caught live on camera
Footage of surfer snaking on PPP to the feds
Regardless of your opinion on the cop-calling incident, it’s undeniable that the incident sent seismic waves through the sektur and destroyed PPP as a man, since he no longer had a caretaker. Immediately after the stream both seemed to regret what happened but shortyly after both uploaded videos snaking on each other, PPP claimed surfer was his gay boyfriend and bottom in the relationship, he also claimed he physically dominated and beat surfer several times, which could explain why surfer called the cops. Surfer responded and Claimed PPP basically lived like a giant toddler and that he had to do all the work in the house, including cleaning up PPP’s shit that he left on the toilet seat (he’s too fat to wipe) and that PPP was a neet who brought in zero income. Surfer claimed he was basically PPP's father.
After Ashton was banished by surfer he stayed at a family camp in the wilderness of Ontario, presumably one with a wood stove he had to actually get up and put wood into. Because Ashton is too fucking fat and lazy to get up and put wood in the fire every hour or two he claims that he nearly froze to death during this period (despite the fact a wood stove is extremely warm). Surfer would begin streaming about schizophrenic topics no one cared about and religious studies shortly after the breakup to an audience of maybe 2-20 people, much to his disappointment as he assumed he was the draw on PPP’s streams.
Not much would happen between PPP and surfer for the next year or so, as Ashton was busy being borderline homeless with very little content production and Surfer focused on his bible study and political streams 5 people watched.
An example of Surfer's post-PPP streams. most of his streams involve schizophrenic religious content, seething about PPP, and a general lack of content.
Later on PPP would finally get an apartment and begin streaming with the perennially washed-up cocaine addict and abortionist Andy Warksi on the kino casino, a livestream built around grifting and alogging Ralph and Nick Fuentes. Much to surfer’s disappointment his ex-boyfriend’s new show dwarfed his livestreams in view counts and overall success at this time, Nick Fuentes made several large mistakes and lost some of his top AF contributors to the casino, Ralph also fucked up badly several times and made the casino lots of money. Worse yet, the Casino was endorsed by mr. Metokur and gained some of the sweetie squad as viewers. In response to this Surfer began appearing on the killstream in order to spite PPP and expand his reach, but not many people gave a fuck. Around this time PPP would go on a speech about how much he hates surfer now and how despite outreaches by surfer their friendship was destroyed forever.
After a few months of success, the Kino Casino fell into stagnation and after a particularly awful stream in which Godwinson and PPP floundered and were embarrassed by a pedophile (flamenco) Godwinson met up with surfer in order to alog PPP, perhaps out of spite from PPP choosing Andy over him or perhaps to redeem himself after he fucked up during the flamenco stream. Godwinson and Surfer would later team up with several of PPP’s other former associates to make a gay trolling group titled “the council of evil” who would work together to formulate plans on how best to own PPP.
The council of evil was largely ineffective at first but would begin gaining ground against PPP after people got tired of the kino casino’s boring formulaic content, constant donation spam, and 12 hour streams. A notable event in the council of evil’s war against PPP was when they were joined by PPP’s former #1 gay fan and kiwifarmer Perspicacity *spits on the floor after uttering his name* and infamous faggot creep Bryan Dunn (queen of pol) who formed the “writer’s room” group. The writer’s room would launch several gay ops with and without surfer to varying levels of success, eventually making the extremely heretical and unfathomably homosexual move of streaming on cozy, just to own PPP. The sin of getting their head alog to stream on cozy is seen by many as a step too far by the council and is part of the reason why I decided to finally write a surfer thread.
Surfer (while looking like a homeless stoner) presents debt collection papers sent to the apartment that are meant for PPP
Surfer was allegedly arrested while IRL streaming, but I was unable to find any archives of this because no one watches or gives a fuck about surfer anymore, another reason I made the thread is to catalog events like this and keep track of what he does since it’s borderline impossible keep tabs on him since PPP moved out.
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Any content, pictures, archives, or other info on Surfer is welcomed in this thread, I wasn't able to find most of the old stuff because PPP is a fag who wiped his old content and put it behind a paywall. Never mind, most of the old PPP and surfer stuff can still be found on odysee and bitchute.
YT channel: https://www.youtube.com/@drunkensurfer3102/videos
Odysee archive (mix of Surfer's and PPP's content): https://odysee.com/@PeoplesPopulistPress:e?view=content
Fan archive of old PPP and surfer content: https://www.bitchute.com/channel/v1Cnz5okP7uo/
Linkedin: https://ca.linkedin.com/in/rj-finley-2a6ab963
Odysee: https://odysee.com/@DrunkenSurfer
Old content PPP hid behind a paywall (might not be too much surfer content here): https://www.bitchute.com/channel/Ia3Ky8ffi8v4/
I’ve been wanting a Surfer thread for the better part of 3 years now, but no one has bothered with one. After a bit of debate in the gunt chat over whether he’s relevant enough or thread worthy I’ve decided to make a thread about RJ to see if it gains any traction. Surfer is PPP’s former boyfriend/room mate/best friend/cohost and has since become one of PPP’s top alogs, but to properly explain Surfer I think I need to start at the beginning.
Surfer Circa 2007, more Ancient Surfer lore can be found here
Ashton (PPP) and RJ (Surfer) before they devolved into a schizophrenic crackhead and a living blob
Surfer is well known as for his stylish facial hair
How surfer and PPP's relationship started according to Surfer (from his interview on the killstream, so take it with a grain of salt):
Surfer and PPP went to the same schools when they were young but allegedly did not consider each other friends at the time. A few years after highschool Surfer and PPP worked at the same call center and became friends after he found PPP's autistic chimpouts about religion and politics entertaining. Sometime after this, they would move in together and PPP would convince Surfer to take Christianity seriously and consume right wing media. When PPP started streaming Surfer was still relatively apolitical and rarely took part in streams, and if he did it was one or two sentences about how wacky something was.
Surfer was first brought into the sektur as a side character in PPP’s streams, he rarely appeared at first and seemed like a random normalfag mulling around in the background of PPP’s earlier streams most of the time. Surfer was known to tag along with PPP to confront leftists in Ontario on video from time to time, he also worked with PPP as a door-to-door salesman for some time, they also attended the same church. Later in PPP’s streaming “””career””” Surfer began making regular appearances as a sort of co-host, or at least guy who would butt in occasionally to list off schizophrenic (but entertaining) opinions on the topic at hand. Surfer could be described as a schizophrenic with a vast overestimation of his wisdom and an extremely stereotypical Canadian accent and speech mannerisms (he calls people “buddy” constantly, I wouldn’t be surprised if he called people hoser at various points).
Surfer during a PPP stream
Surfer began streaming with PPP much more often in late 2019 and 2020, he would often come on for episodes of “cooking with surfer” where he made burnt abominations out of pork chops, sea food, and various other meats drowned in spices like cumin and cooked until over finished. Surfer and PPP also reviewed several episodes of the X-files and made variety streams not related to the sektur like the “this week in cuckada” stream covering Canadian politics. In general surfer acted like a drunken retard on stream and would occasionally whip his cock out or scream nigger, seemingly in an attempt to get their channel banned (The channel was banned after one of these outbursts after being reported by either gator or Ralph).
Surfer, Godwinson, and PPP during the golden gunt awards. The two on the left fucking hate the guy on the right now.
Unedited Version can be found here
At the height of PPP’s online presence before the Casino Godwinson came over to film the golden gunts with him and surfer live, from this point on Surfer would become increasingly involved with PPP’s streams and the sektur and began developing both an ego and a fanbase. Throughout 2021 Surfer and PPP pulled off a series of banger streams on Chaggot, baked Alaska, and several other topics, after this they challenged Ethan Ralph and Null to the “punt the gunt” weight loss challenge. A few weeks into the challenge surfer began challenging PPP on stream more often, and claimed he was the talent on the stream. Their gay argument (presumably fueled by feeling shitty from their extreme diet) boiled over and Surfer ended up snaking PPP by calling the cops on him like a bitch and then running away because he felt threatened. The cop incident is the de-facto end to surfer and PPP’s long friendship and is very divisive in the sektur, as some believe Surfer was right calling the cops on Ashton (a man with several inches of height and several hundred pounds of weight on RJ) while others believe calling the cops over an argument is a total bitch rat move.
In the Months leading up to "the incident" people noticed how Surfer became increasingly assertive on PPP's streams and constantly interrupted him to go on long tangents about schizophrenic topics like nanobots in food. PPP had enough and confronted surfer, which went south quickly. Both acted autistic as fuck.
Regardless of your opinion on the cop-calling incident, it’s undeniable that the incident sent seismic waves through the sektur and destroyed PPP as a man, since he no longer had a caretaker. Immediately after the stream both seemed to regret what happened but shortyly after both uploaded videos snaking on each other, PPP claimed surfer was his gay boyfriend and bottom in the relationship, he also claimed he physically dominated and beat surfer several times, which could explain why surfer called the cops. Surfer responded and Claimed PPP basically lived like a giant toddler and that he had to do all the work in the house, including cleaning up PPP’s shit that he left on the toilet seat (he’s too fat to wipe) and that PPP was a neet who brought in zero income. Surfer claimed he was basically PPP's father.
After Ashton was banished by surfer he stayed at a family camp in the wilderness of Ontario, presumably one with a wood stove he had to actually get up and put wood into. Because Ashton is too fucking fat and lazy to get up and put wood in the fire every hour or two he claims that he nearly froze to death during this period (despite the fact a wood stove is extremely warm). Surfer would begin streaming about schizophrenic topics no one cared about and religious studies shortly after the breakup to an audience of maybe 2-20 people, much to his disappointment as he assumed he was the draw on PPP’s streams.
Not much would happen between PPP and surfer for the next year or so, as Ashton was busy being borderline homeless with very little content production and Surfer focused on his bible study and political streams 5 people watched.
Later on PPP would finally get an apartment and begin streaming with the perennially washed-up cocaine addict and abortionist Andy Warksi on the kino casino, a livestream built around grifting and alogging Ralph and Nick Fuentes. Much to surfer’s disappointment his ex-boyfriend’s new show dwarfed his livestreams in view counts and overall success at this time, Nick Fuentes made several large mistakes and lost some of his top AF contributors to the casino, Ralph also fucked up badly several times and made the casino lots of money. Worse yet, the Casino was endorsed by mr. Metokur and gained some of the sweetie squad as viewers. In response to this Surfer began appearing on the killstream in order to spite PPP and expand his reach, but not many people gave a fuck. Around this time PPP would go on a speech about how much he hates surfer now and how despite outreaches by surfer their friendship was destroyed forever.
After a few months of success, the Kino Casino fell into stagnation and after a particularly awful stream in which Godwinson and PPP floundered and were embarrassed by a pedophile (flamenco) Godwinson met up with surfer in order to alog PPP, perhaps out of spite from PPP choosing Andy over him or perhaps to redeem himself after he fucked up during the flamenco stream. Godwinson and Surfer would later team up with several of PPP’s other former associates to make a gay trolling group titled “the council of evil” who would work together to formulate plans on how best to own PPP.
The council of evil was largely ineffective at first but would begin gaining ground against PPP after people got tired of the kino casino’s boring formulaic content, constant donation spam, and 12 hour streams. A notable event in the council of evil’s war against PPP was when they were joined by PPP’s former #1 gay fan and kiwifarmer Perspicacity *spits on the floor after uttering his name* and infamous faggot creep Bryan Dunn (queen of pol) who formed the “writer’s room” group. The writer’s room would launch several gay ops with and without surfer to varying levels of success, eventually making the extremely heretical and unfathomably homosexual move of streaming on cozy, just to own PPP. The sin of getting their head alog to stream on cozy is seen by many as a step too far by the council and is part of the reason why I decided to finally write a surfer thread.
Surfer was allegedly arrested while IRL streaming, but I was unable to find any archives of this because no one watches or gives a fuck about surfer anymore, another reason I made the thread is to catalog events like this and keep track of what he does since it’s borderline impossible keep tabs on him since PPP moved out.
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Any content, pictures, archives, or other info on Surfer is welcomed in this thread,
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