YT 5/23 - Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.

[Dain Bramage]

Did he ever stream that game like he said he would, or did he lie about that as well?

 

[ON 190]

I kinda want to see what happens if Chris suddenly starts receiving boxes of Bananas.

If nothing else his postman would be confused as all hell.

 

[Dain Bramage]

If nothing else his postman would be confused as all hell.

And if we're lucky, Chris might get a bonus surprise within his bounty.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Send him barrels of bananas with the fake return address of "Kongo bongo island"

He'll totally make Sonichu 11 guys!

 

[Optimus Prime]

Send him barrels of bananas with the fake return address of "Kongo bongo island"

He'll totally make Sonichu 11 guys!

Nah, DK Island.

 

[Mike Hunt]

Well Chris produces comedy that entertains me. If i have to throw some quarters at the monkey to keep him dancing it's worth it.

If you're an American, you're already doing that with your tax dollars. He's certainly not in any way going hungry or anything of the sort.

 

[AnOminous]

I'd rather see him dance out of actual desperation once his precarious finances collapse and he loses his PayPal for swindling people.

 

[Serial Murderer]

The way he says "let's get some food around here" makes him sound like somebody owes him something haha

 

[Tonberry]

The way he says "let's get some food around here" makes him sound like somebody owes him something haha

Right? I couldn't shake the feeling that Chris had a demanding tone through most of his begging. As if "I spend all my money on toys the first half of each month, you guys give me money to last until next tugboat" was the natural order of things for him.

Glad it wasn't just my imagination.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

makes him but he likes the banana, this guy makes less sense by the day.

 

[Medley]

The way he says "let's get some food around here" makes him sound like somebody owes him something haha

You guys do owe him for all the torturing and stresses you put him through

 

[Adrian Țepeș]

I wonder if the waifu means Chris finally gave up his lovequest.

 

[Sarcastic Username]

I wonder if the waifu means Chris finally gave up his lovequest.

Every time I see a waifu, the person has given up.

Has anyone with a waifu ever graduated to a real girl?

 

[Adrian Țepeș]

Every time I see a waifu, the person has given up.

Has anyone with a waifu ever graduated to a real girl?

I know of one, but he's filthy rich so he doesn't count I guess.

 

[Tonberry]

I wonder if the waifu means Chris finally gave up his lovequest.

This is Chris we're talking about. He probably sees Naru as training for a real sweetheart, or some shit like that.

 

[Clown Doll]

You know how the ADF sub forum has a stickied thread telling people all the reasons they shouldn't help Phil?
I'm starting to think this sub forum needs a stickied thread explaining to all the retards all the reasons why donating to Chris is idiotic and that Chris never actually needs donations.

The difference is that people helping Phil are risking having to take Phil living with them, and Phil can actually get violent in addition to his hygienic failures . If you're in the position of "helping" Chris (i.e you're donating to him), you're parting with extra you'd be spending on frivolities anyway.

Donating to Chris and thinking you're helping is dumb, but if you want to toss a couple of bucks to an internet eccentric and get in return odd nerd shit that nobody without an extensive history on the imageboards will get, buying an account upgrade here at Kiwi Farms supporting Chris' online store isn't a terrible thing to do, just so as you realize you're only helping to grow his toy collection and that he's lying when it comes to his monetary distress.

 

[GV 998]

I wonder if the waifu means Chris finally gave up his lovequest.

I doubt he's given up hope. However, he might as well, he is possibly one of the least eligible bachelors in the country. And the ones who are even more repellent than Chris most assuredly have their own thread in the Lolcow forum.

Chris might as well go ahead and live the waifu lifestyle. If he can believe it 100% , he'll have all the companionship he wants without all the chores of having to interact with an actual human being who isn't going to want to spend her entire day watching him play video games.

 

[18plusful]

Does he really take this wifu thing seriously? I mean, it makes him just even more of a "creep".
And I wonder when we will start seeing pics of him and his wifu at McDonalds

 

[Amelia]

Eve Chris knows the waifu thing is kinda abnormal the way he says it. I cant wait to see him take his new waifu out lingerie shopping at the mall

 

[Adrian Țepeș]

I doubt he's given up hope. However, he might as well, he is possibly one of the least eligible bachelors in the country. And the ones who are even more repellent than Chris most assuredly have their own thread in the Lolcow forum.

Chris might as well go ahead and live the waifu lifestyle. If he can believe it 100% , he'll have all the companionship he wants without all the chores of having to interact with an actual human being who isn't going to want to spend her entire day watching him play video games.

The waifu lifestyle, as you call it, can be a good thing for Chris and people who only want the gratification of a relationship and won't/can't deal with the opposite sex to get it. All it takes is a little suspension of disbelief. But Chris won't stop there, clearly, as he is already parading it online the minute it arrived.

Chris gets his entire world view from popular media and advertisements. I'm convinced he saw some popular video like melon pan or that Korean guy taking his dakimakura to the amusement park and decided to go that direction there and then. So I wouldn't be surprised if it becomes a feature in all his videos.