Diseased Rowling Derangement Syndrome - "TERF/Woke Author Bad!!1"

[TroonFiringSquad]

The Giant Bomb forums have started to eat their own.

I know that GB is basically a Ship of Theseus at this point but someone earlier in the thread linked it and I wanted to check in.

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Also some choice excerpts from their reddit

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The crisis care response this troon is referring to is the greatest thing reddit ever added. You can go on anyones profile and press it, causing reddit to send that person a message about getting help.

I was gonna post that myself, looks like my favourite reply got removed but I did have a screenshot already:

 

[TheOtherOne]

I was gonna post that myself, looks like my favourite reply got removed but I did have a screenshot already:

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Anyone who uses the word "cis" outside of this context can be safely ignored.
"I don't need a wizard game to feel fulfilled in my life, but if you buy this game, then I won't feel fulfilled because the money goes to someone who mildly disagrees with me!"
"It's not a boo-hoo boycott" says the person who's boo-hooing over people not supporting the boycott.

 

[Random Internet Person]

At least some people can have fun with this.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Some lunacy from lolcow Becky Gerber... she thinks a random goblin horn mentioned in the game is a Shofar - a Jewish musical horn.

One thing for sure: those goblins are more Jewish than Bex. Because literally nobody is less Jewish than Bex.

 

[Incognito Mode]

I was gonna post that myself, looks like my favourite reply got removed but I did have a screenshot already:

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NOT EVEN THE MAGIC OF HOGWARTS WIZARDS WILL EVER MAKE YOU A WOMAN

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Worshiping Satan would be the ONE thing that would get her back in their good graces, lets be honest here.

The setting, quite wisely, stays away from religious themes. Even when witch hunts are mentioned it doesn't make any stance about religious aspect of it.

NOT EVEN THE MAGIC OF HOGWARTS WIZARDS WILL EVER MAKE YOU A WOMAN

Reminds me of a side quest in Baldur's Gate 2 where a grumpy wizard companion accidentally turns himself into a woman and then bitches and moans about it all through the game until he starts liking it and then is promptly turned back into a man, all played for laughs.
Good times.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

I was gonna post that myself, looks like my favourite reply got removed but I did have a screenshot already:

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This shit just keeps getting better and better. Not only is JKR top level shitposting, even others are just causing them to get REKT with their own magic.

 

[Victory Leo]

some dilating from a random troon server I lurk on

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

God, imagine the pride month reeeeeing when everyone and their grandmother changes their avatar into one with the lgbtnsdap flag. Trannies will be mad at everyone who played HL or talked about in a postive way and has a pride flag avatar. This is going to be absolutely amazing.

Perhaps this will lead to some or many people finally ending the virtue signaling and dropping the pride flag avatars for good,

 

[Aliénor]

People don't bat an eye because they agree with Rowling that troons will never be women, Abbyguy. It's not just nostalgia.

 

[vomitusdeux]

God, imagine the pride month reeeeeing when everyone and their grandmother changes their avatar into one with the lgbtnsdap flag. Trannies will be mad at everyone who played HL or talked about in a postive way and has a pride flag avatar. This is going to be absolutely amazing.

Perhaps this will lead to some or many people finally stopping with the virtue signaling and dropping the pride flag avatars for good,

implying they'll even remember they were mad at this game by june and will have moved on to something equally as pointless.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

implying they'll even remember they were mad at this game by june and will have moved on to something equally as pointless.

They will remember because it has to do with JKR.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

The only white character is the Slytherin boy I believe

The straight white male who must not be named.

 

[Morethanabitfoolish]

What's funny is that it's pretty much a rerun of when a conservative tweeted that he was going to burn his Harry Potter stuff because of something she said about Trump, and she responded "Well, the fumes from the DVDs might be toxic, and I already have your money, so, please feel free to borrow my lighter".

Here it is

https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/826407039861653504?

Naturally you can find a load of articles by places that now hate her talking about what great Twitter wits she displayed when skewering the likes of Trump and co, it'd likely be good to document some of them in here too.

 

[Baraadmirer]

Ackschually, if you *really* knew Japanese and not just larped it, you would know that the ona in onahole is short for onanii オナニー or masturbation.

True, but as other users on here have pointed out, many AGPs see the female sex as sexual objects, so onahole works better.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

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Anyone who uses the word "cis" outside of this context can be safely ignored.
"I don't need a wizard game to feel fulfilled in my life, but if you buy this game, then I won't feel fulfilled because the money goes to someone who mildly disagrees with me!"
"It's not a boo-hoo boycott" says the person who's boo-hooing over people not supporting the boycott.

I dated a feminist for a while who worked at a feminist book store. So I ended up browsing quite a few books when I waited for her when I picked her up.

It was very informative. There are just books that straight up claim shit like "we had to invent the word cis- so we can otherize non-trans people" and shit like that.

 

[Inebriated Med Warrior]

God, imagine the pride month reeeeeing when everyone and their grandmother changes their avatar into one with the lgbtnsdap flag. Trannies will be mad at everyone who played HL or talked about in a postive way and has a pride flag avatar. This is going to be absolutely amazing.

Perhaps this will lead to some or many people finally ending the virtue signaling and dropping the pride flag avatars for good,

Dang, i wonder how many time they have to canibalize between themselves before that happen

 

[nonespecified]

Not just a lesbian, a transbian who started life as Jason Purvis.

To give credit where credit is due, if his photos are any indication he passes reasonably well as a fat ugly bulldyke.

My gut told me this must be a transbian ...

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I started the side quests. Very interesting stuff.

Spoiler: Side quest spoiler

Remember Grandpa Hagrid? He has a pretty wacky questline. That Hitler resurrection is actually a secret ending tied to this. You have to build exactly 1488 ovens to bring Hitler back. After that, you need to recreate his favorite movie. Snow White. Surprised Disney isn't up WB's ass for that.

 

[frap]

The trans genocide has begun. On Terf Island, no less.

Twitter meltdown and demanding JKR's head on a plate when?