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"It looks a lot worse than it actually is"
Well, fuck. I hope so, because that was not pretty.
Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention
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Well, fuck. I hope so, because that was not pretty.
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"I hope you all enjoyed this video.."
No, bitch. I did not! I thought she was going to barf.
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HOLY SHIT.
Whyyyyy. I am aghast. Honestly.
Munchies man….. this can’t be topped unless Kelly looses all limbs.
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Oh Rose...WHY?
What in the name of social media likes possessed her to post that abomination of a video?
Ah, there it is.
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Rose really outdid herself with that video. Then turned right around and made another equally as repulsive.
Allergic to her trache?
Allergic to her trache?
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Wow, Brazzers really widening their audience.
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Jamie Bruce part 4, finally. When we last left off, she had just gotten a major reconstruction done on her ankle and knee, part of her continued pattern of overstretching and overworking her joints until she can convince someone to slice her up, then doing it again. As I said, this is our point of no return and she is now fully committed to being the sickest little girl the internet has seen. Let the cross-country doctor shopping begin.
So we discussed before that a lot of what these girls post simply isn't that interesting and ends up on the cutting room floor, but that is not really the case with Jamie. Yeah sure, her video-based accounts like her dance youtubes and her Tiktok are mostly boring and ignorable but if she is given an opportunity to write, she does and she does not stop. I can count maybe two dozen posts I discarded because they were just cute dog pics or talking about whatever disney movie she's watching. I'm really not complaining. This is the kind of account I love to find: just smart enough to pull this off but way too fucking stupid to know when she should stop talking. I get all the information I could possibly need or want but uh, we're going to be hanging out with Jamie a while before we can move onto our next friend.
Right after her surgery, she’s up and bearing weight like she’s supposed to. The walker is decorated with washi tape but weebs gonna weeb.
She goes for a follow up with her knee surgeon and it looks beautiful. Healing so nicely already and he anticipates minimal scarring. So much for that EDS slow healing and atrophic scarring huh?
She immediately moves to Arkansas to live with the chick she's been spending all her time with. If you think this is rather poor timing to move halfway across the country, yeah that's a feature not a bug.
Her dad tore his ligament at work and now he has a brace just like Jamie, twinsies!
She’s in her new home and the doctor has told her to rest after she almost ends up in the hospital on her first day. At least she has a wheelchair!!!
She hasn’t been progressing in PT because she made the decision to get surgery days before she moved, therefore she has no local doctors and no insurance to cover followup and has been getting worse. Like I said. Feature, not bug. Jamie has no intention of ever walking again. That may sound well outside her MO given that the way we got to this point was through obsessive dance but it'll make sense soon.
Yeah this is why you don’t pop opiates for every booboo and listen to your doctor when he tells you to stop overexercising on your fucked joints. They can’t get her pain relief because her tolerance is through the roof. Now saying she hasn’t been tested for MCAS at all yet. She is pounding on the morphine button like her life depends on it. Doctors decide a nerve block is in order. Dumb anesthesiologist who LIED!!!!!!!! says its too dangerous and he won’t do it. No one even knows who it is!!
Oh yeah, of course the roommate is also a spoonie. I don't know what she claims. All her accounts are private.
Baby’s first wheelchair. Off-the-rack but let’s be fair, she just had surgery. It’s not supposed to be her permanent chariot, just something to get around in while her surgery heals and then she’ll be up and walking again, surely! (
Diet still consists of nothing but sugary, creamy drinks.
Two weeks late, she starts PT.
Dramatic wheelchair selfie to announce she is having full-body pain that burns her all over. Nothing is helping and she can’t go to her enabling doctor for a solution because she’s moved a twelve hour drive from home.
Here’s what happened to her: they broke her tibia to get her patella in the right place then screwed it back together. She’s never broken a big bone before and was unprepared for how much it hurts.
New immobilizer. Still can’t get her pain under control, but she’s slowly getting better.
X-ray of her ankle because why not?
Getting the TENS at PT.
Can’t eat solids. Boba with the tapioca beads is still okay because it’s kawaii. She might get a job at a boba place once she can walk! This narrows her location down to in or around Rogers, Arkansas.
A month after surgery and the atrophy’s lookin good.
Maybe if you had stopped dancing and obsessively stretching when they told you it was destroying your joints.
Pain interventionalist! Gets new medication but it’s not stronger opiates so she’s not happy. (later implies it’s low dose cymbalta and goes off it right away because my reacshuns). Just go buy street drugs like a normal addict, gosh.
Another day another cyuoooot boba. Definitely Rogers, Arkansas.
From the online menu this looks like one of the cold foam iced coffees maybe and vanilla bean scones. This is also apparently fine with her stomach.
Look at this fuckin dog, I love it. It's like someone built a dog out of a box of assorted dog parts. Anyway, she's possibly making it pull her in her wheelchair.
Hydrotherapy. She’ll be back walking and dancing in no time!
So excited!!!! Going to have “the talk” about whether a custom wheelchair is right for her!!! lmao of course. She’s realized she’ll never be a famous kawaii idoru because she’s over 25 and tragically and conspicuously Caucasian, so now she needs a new way to get attention and praise.
Plz gib opioids back.
Starting a certificate to teach English in Japan when she barely speaks it herself. But hey, at least she'll have a job. Right?
Made a dress! Her friend says she’s far too sick to do things like this. Jamie quickly says that she often has to take breaks and leave things hanging because of her illness.
Next posts: totally wiped myself out with that, better rest all day.
Yea, she’s making the stumpy fuck pull her in the wheelchair. REEEEEEEEEEE.
Took a bad fall, better document it for the ‘gram. Definitely not posed or planned. She was in 15/10 pain and now she’s terrified of her crutches! Wouldn’t it just be terrible if she ruined her surgery????
“elevated pots symptoms” turn out to be an ear infection and now she has a bone spur.
And she’s continuing her plan to claim the stumpy fuck is her service dog. The dog is seven and a rescue with behavior issues, as is tradition.
Keto chocolate peanut butter bombs! She’s not keto because icky fats, but she is watching her carbs and sugar because of her GI issues! Sugar has been causing full-body pain. Lmao anachan says what. So fun fact I forgot until just now when I was editing this: with her gallbladder gone Jamie has a built-in excuse to limit her diet even more since without that she'll have trouble digesting fats and highly processed foods.
Like Potsie Nicole, she’s only making these posts to try to accept that this is her life now.
starts an EDS fundraiser. Her doctor decided she wasn’t worth his time and she was never even told she had hEDS. She kept having problems after problem until she saw a new specialist who diagnoses her with EDS and tells her its an autoimmune disease. So yeah, either she’s retarded, the rheum is a quack, or both. I suppose it’s just as likely this dude saw an extremely hypermobile young woman with a history of joint reconstruction and Jamie glossed over the whole part where she was overstretching, going up on pointe shoes with no training, and dancing in heels on concrete when they told her she might need surgery if she doesn’t stop. But she’s gonna walk by the end of May!!!
Now saying by the end of high school she was dislocating just from walking. Remember all those times she fell down the stairs and was fine enough to go ice skating later? I think she’s implying her mother’s heart disease was EDS-related. Blaming her opioid tolerance on her EDS. Getting tested for MCAS because of all her reactions to various things and also stress and emotions. She’s gained back 25 lbs after her gallbladder surgery, can’t have anything to do with being unable to exercise purge while her leg heals. And of course, despite all that dancing we just watched, her hips dislocate from sleeping lmaoooo.
Pain flare, nothing helps.
Revving up for a melanoma saga?
Her joints dislocate and sublux just from sleeping and normal movement but her dog laying on her is “weighted comfort that helps my painful days” and causes no issue. Illustrates with a pic of her pulling her leg up behind her head.
She always confuses her doctor when she says she’s in 17/10 pain but shows no signs and is cheerfully tapping away at her phone. Lmao nah they either know you’re full of shit or think your pain tolerance is so low that you call minor discomfort a 7. Either way they know you want drugs.
she got the state of Arkansas to declare May EDS awareness month.
And she's on Tiktok now. Oh good… I needed another account to document. Thank you Jamie. First posts are a bunch of cringe weeb shit no one cares about.
Trying to justify hours of dance rehearsals with her claims of horrible pain and disability. Don’t stop planning your days around me just because I flake last minute!
“I decorate my braces just in case you didn’t notice I’m very special at first glance.”
So thankful for some doctors and nurses who validate me.
“I fall in the line of 3 GI diagnosis’ however I do not fall into the category completely of any of them, I have bits of all 3 so we have not put me into a specific GI category so I have been diagnosed with miscellaneous GI.” That’s a really cute way of saying “I blow my occasional digestive problems way out of proportion but can’t get diagnosed with anything.” Also mild SLE.
How are those joints that dislocate if you look at them hard? “Doing this helps pop my hips but it can also dislocate them.” Yeah you’ve obviously never dislocated anything lol. In the comments her friend points out that her planted leg isn’t hyperextended at all and Jamie quickly chalks it up to a knee brace. The other chick points out that in the old pic, her knee isn’t hyperextended without the brace. Oh uhm……………… I learned how to control it. Smooth, nice save.
Three days later she can’t sleep because her hips totally for realzies dislocated. Starting cymbalta for pain, which she now claims she’s allergic to. Ah yes, the old standard, allergic to everything except the fun drugs. She also claims she’s allergic to MRI contrast but the brain MRI contrast isn’t the same kind they use for other MRIs so they give it to her anyway. I assume that’s actually true but I also got a laugh at the idea that some guy is just like “yeah sure kid, allergies, here comes the iodine.” She has a terrible reaction because idk pots or something.
Mid-May Jamie is still unable to work, not attending school outside of her teaching certification, and still not even trying to walk.
Goodness golly and gee whiz that is a tight immobilizer. Like it looks like she’s got the top strap or two pulled as tight as she could possibly get it to go. Anyway the tape represents all the places she’s hurty and she totally broke out from it afterwards. The “fell from crutches” pic is now “fell from extreme EDS fatigue,” the oxygen mask from when she was in excruciating pain after surgery is now breathing issues from POTS and MCAS, the normal bruising from having her entire leg broken and reconstructed surgically including getting cadaver parts implanted is super special zebra bruising, the rash she’s already told us was from chlorhexidine is now mysterious MCAS rash (also note the lack of bruising right after laproscopic surgery, so much for that one), surgeries she previously admit were from overstretching are now serious EDS joint issues, and the septic bursitis after spending months using a knee scooter is now from EDS. Infected bursitis of the knee is common in people who spend a lot of time kneeling. And obligatory easily fakable amazon pulse ox pic.
On that note she’s got a 30-day heart monitor from her new cardio. They’re basically just checking on her because her mom died young of heart failure, according to her.
The end of May approaches. She’s still working hard in PT but not weight bearing on her leg at all.
Yes, it’s so funny that you spend all day stretching joints that are already fucked from being over-stretched. Remember she’s been told she needs this other knee reconstructed for the same reason. Christina Dougherty/watercolor_me_impressed in the comments.
Better late than never she finally gives walking a try after four months. It hurts too much and she stops.
She’s added a new doctor to her team and she’s very excited!!! In the comments, the other zebra says her best care came from doctors “humble” enough to accept she knew more than them and do whatever she said. These girls.
12/10 pain in her cadaver ankle. The PT thinks the problem might be that the ligaments are too tight now.
ER for migraine, fake sleepytime selfie right before she updates her social media by staring at her bright-ass phone screen.
Just proof the dog she’s pretending is a SD is 8.
First of all, way to prove you can induce a “rash” whenever you want, very helpful, I truly appreciate it. But there’s more to this. She claims the dog scratched her and also she’s allergic to the immobilizer but that is very obviously not a scratch. That's an indent from the immobilizer being too tight.
Still pretending the dog is going to be a service dog because it cuddles with her.
Her friend pimped her pill case with pics of number one cute asian boy, Onew. This is an adult woman.
Oh hey she’s still studying to teach English abroad, at least that’s something.
She has her fat roommate push her around in the Caroline Cart. She didn’t bring her wheelchair because it’s too exhausting and idk the scooters were all gone or something. Hope her new wheelchair gets there soon!!
Her friend has to “advocate” for her at the doctor because of her brain fog. I always like to imagine the doctors' reactions when this happens. Anyway, new GI referral for tummy ickies.
Starting to walk with her forearm crutches at PT now. Remember when she said she'd be walking by the end of May? July with tons of assistance it is.
Giant zebra ball!!!! It'll be perfect for the PT she has no intention of doing!
In July she’s gone to the ER and found out she has kidney stones. She’d have never known because of her pain tolerance from EDS! An hour after she drinks a smoothie she starts feeling yuckers. In the comments, ME TOO!!! I have kidneystones too!! but also questioning why Jamies’ haven’t been found before with all the imaging she gets lmao. And finally… #MALS. Oh boy.
The absence seizures are back and now her friends let her know she’s got dilated pupils sometimes, like humans tend to do. Still having migraines nearly daily. Going in for a one-week seizure study soon!!!
The immobilizer comes off and she shows off the atrophy from her leg being in a brace forever. Also claims her knee is swollen and her hips are out of alignment. This is the “before” and she promises the ‘after” will be coming soon as she documents herself undoing the damage she’s done to herself.
She wants a mermaid tail. Unemployed adult.
Brain fog!!! just days before her certification test for teaching English abroad! She plans to work from home and not from glorious Nippon-land. (I mean, she plans to work not at all, we know this.)
Something shows up in endocrinology. No update.
Now living entirely on pureed produce. Now instead of gallbladder removal being her magic bullet that allowed her to gain 25 lbs back, her GI problems have gotten so much worse since the surgery.
Asthma plus running through clouds of color dust sounds like a winning combo to me.
Based, cardiologist calls her out for exercising to elevate her heart rate while being totally deconditioned and dehydrated. Invokes her dead mom’s heart problems for sympathy when they say her blips are nothing to worry about, saying the doctor probably would have said the same to her mother who DIED of an undiagnosed heart disease! Do these doctors even care?!
From the “none indicated” in the symptoms field it looks like she could self-report additional things that were happening at that time, yeah? Maybe? I have no idea how this works. In the hashtag cloud she tags Semmes Murphey Clinic, a neurologist clinic that handles dysautonomia patients in Memphis, TN, a cool six hours from where she lives.
Re-pimped her crutches into mermaid tails now.
Headed out of state for the dysautonomia clinic in her zebra gear.
She’s just like this animu girl! But more importantly, her custom whip is being built right now. In february her OT told her she’d be in a wheelchair for life and- waiiiiit a second. February was when she had her surgery. LMAO, the OT maybe said if she didn’t get back on her feet she’d have lifelong problems but from all her stories about the surgery it was uncomplicated and healing fine other than the pain she was in, but she stopped doing the work to heal it and decided to move across the country instead.
Getting ready for another cross-country medical trip, but first here’s an update on her last one. She finally found a doctor willing to help her and it only took a six hour drive to someone who specializes in a disease she probably doesn't have but is willing to pay to get diagnosed with. She has not been diagnosed with POTS but her parasympathetic nervous system is “completely dead.” Per Goog’s Anatomy the parasympathetic nervous system controls the “at rest” side of your body’s housekeeping functions like digestion and urination. She’s therefore left with only a sympathetic autonomic nervous system functioning which is the fight-or-flight side of shit. Also her heart and brain have not been getting adequate blood supply (lmao) because of her mitral valve prolapse, she might have CCI, and she’s on a boatload of new medications. Amazing to have found such a compliant doctor! Her friend assures her that once you’ve found one quack willing to milk your insurance for every dime, they hook you up with all their friends. Look, lady, I believe you but you gotta stop being so fucking tempting.
Thirteen hours in the car to go on a two week medical vacation. ‘I probably will go radio silent.” Place your bets!
Literally the same day, wall of text about how hard travel is on her. She has left her Jehuahua friend at home on this trip in her “moment of weakness” while someone from her family is apparently carting her around to doctors. I know she means the other chick is like, sick or depressed or something but it sure does sound like a heroin relapse when you word it that way.
She leaves her wheelchair behind on this roadtrip because they couldn’t find a way to put her, her stuff, and a massive folding chair into the car. Is then surprised that it’s difficult for her to get around and not every place has rental wheelchairs for her to use, even though she just had this same situation like a few weeks ago. Like yeah it sucks that they didn’t charge the scooties and I’m not saying it’s an ideal solution but like, she’s there with a friend pushing her in the cart. She just never takes the logical solution. It’s always the one that gets the most attention. She could sit somewhere like the car or the seat of one of the dead scooties at the front of the store and facetime with her friend if she needed to but instead she and her giant immobilizer climb into the shopping basket so she can get wheeled around the store for maximum attention from strangers who just want to get eggs and toilet paper.
Getting a CT Angiography but doesn’t specify for what (yet)
Amazing that they’re never reactive to things they want like new makeup.
Here’s another example of never taking the logical solution. You really can’t carry things using forearm crutches from what I was told, but the normal solution is to use something like a cross-body bag to put shit in while you’re walking around. Instead she scoots around the floor and gets exhausted much faster then needs to rest.
Diagnosed CRPS. So when I first saw pics of her “CRPS” it was yet another time I was like “eh this girl’s not faking, she’s just dramatic as hell.” But like…
Yeah. After I said I wasn’t bothering with her stories my friendly research pal did it for me and found this little number. So in Mazzy’s post I brought up her friend who got better, and I said she had real CRPS. That kid’s leg looked deformed. Red, angry, swollen, like she’d been stung by a dozen hornets, and she was just wearing baggy shorts with nothing touching her leg, no brace or anything, not even a sock or a mark where one had been. Cool, I’ll take your word for it that the doctors who diagnosed you knew what they were doing. This one? It just reminds me of when kids wrap a thread around their finger until it turns blue, and she’s got the indents from the braces digging into her all day to prove it. And more importantly, she doesn’t want to fix it. This is going to be her excuse to stop doing anything that could help her heal.
Moving on to her next adventure, she’s getting tested for SIBO and in the process of a diagnosis for MALS. She needs to find a solution for nutrition! She’s lost so much weight!
The #1 most painful condition ever known to mankind, guys.
She ends up back at her old GI after an ER trip and he’ll be working her up for everything and he’s going to place a GJ tube!!! How exciting, not even trialing a nose hose to see if this will help, just right to the stoma! But also
GIB.
It’s your typical woe-is-me sobfest about how much she struggles. She begs for everything from her prescription costs to gas money to dog food to shampoo on this thing. And we learn in one of the updates that thanks to a "generous donation" she'll be flying across the country to see a MALS specialist.
She also starts her etsy store @spooniquetreasures. She sells chintzy charms and retractable ID badge reels. Last updates were in 2021.
Tugging at heartstrings with the story of how her momma died and now she’s going through all these medical tests herself. “She was working hard to become the strong woman always was, many came to her for advice.” Still sounds like substance abuse was a factor here. IDK maybe Jamie is just fucking weird and words things strangely but like, this is the shit people say after you quit drinking but die of liver disease or some booze-induced cancer a year later.
I went on stage with a 103 degree fever! It was Worth It™! Her friend here is now an Onlyfans cosplayer so that was a pleasant surprise for yrs truly. Sometimes you click a link and it’s a gory wound, sometimes it’s a decent ass. Keeps things lively.
I don’t think this is actually swollen or an unusual degree of poppage, I think her thigh is just atrophied and making the knee look disproportionate.
Lol they all think they’re so special.
She’s still active on tiktok but it’s mostly just quirky girl crap I can ignore. Anything interesting gets reblogged to insta. She’s still in colorado on this medical vacation. She got her CTA done and now has to wait two weeks for SIBO testing. Can’t wait to get home for her new wheelchair! And… she’s made another youtube. Thanks. Swell. She also documents this procedure to the minute because it’s another fun hospital trip and she must share.
Man this is what I hate most about these people. Her dad very clearly loves her and she’s made him absolutely distraught so that she can get some internet attention.
So she starts her new youtube channel and don’t you dare tell her she can’t still dance. You’ll see what she means soon
She posts her first video, "Adventures in Barium Imaging," on 20 September 2019. She’s extremely overdramatic about barium contrast. The contrast going through her super quick sounds like she has a mostly healthy digestive system that is working properly.
Posing with your crutches like this really drives home how much you need them! But there it is, baby! She's gone to see Dr. Richard C. Hsu, the one most of the MALS munchies see for their open abdos. Even Jaquie almost saw him before she decided she was much too weak and fragile to travel all that way (because she found Trevino and he gave her a tube instead).
Here’s the two super boring videos she made about it. She totally laughs when she’s in pain guys, it’s natural. Her body doesn’t digest protein so she can’t do his diet. She’s getting a nerve block and then she can finally eat! Next scene: big cauldron of creamy seafood chowder and a plate of oysters. Second video she might be getting an NG tube because Dr. Hsu has said no GJ before she finishes her MALS workup. I forgot how painfully annoying she is on video jesus christ
Her spine is twisting more but still not to scoliosis level.
Back in Colorado for another set of GI tests she blogs to the minute. Whoops, nothing is wrong. She doesn’t update on the SIBO test which is usually her way of deflecting when a test shows she's fine.
Literally making her friends carry her so she can take silly photos.
She gets her new wheelchair and she names it Sora. This is a Ki Mobility Rogue. Per my “why does this wheelchair look funny?” person, the seat is too high with too much depth, the seat cushion is too short relative to the seat pan, and the backrest is the kind they give for people with low cervical/high thoracic spinal injury which isn’t too restrictive if you need that kind of support but is overkill for someone who just has ouchy leg. And her leg dangling over the foot plate like this is going to fuck her up. And she’s got SmartDrive, because idk
Meanwhile, muh povertee. She needs YOU! To donate because she needs to go three hours away to a pain clinic then three hours further for her special dysautonomia quacks then back out of state to get her MALS block next month. Wait that was supposed to happen at home. Did local doctors refuse to do it? Because that’s fucking funny.
First day at the pain clinic oh my gosh!!! Then off to get her tilt table. Very poor, need assistance.
Two ER trips for her stomach ouchies trying to force them to do a feeding tube. But more importantly lmaoooo she keeps getting denied disability. PLEASE GIB!!!!
She’s starting Life 3.0! Getting her MALS nerve block AND more nerve blocks and ketamine for her leg pain. She’s done everything in her power to pay for all these expenses herself (except get a job, of course. It’s not like in the current job market there’s anything someone with internet-enabled devices and a healthy wifi connection can do without leaving their bed.) So she’s selling assorted greeting cards now. This is so weird.
She’s also selling her dream bike which yeah I guess the bike, while not particularly expensive, gets in the way of the poor cripple act.
And her cherished power rangers costume in women’s size anorexia. I like how she just hops out of the chair for a photo op.
She’s been getting a shitload of saline for her POTS and GI issues now.
Oh joy, another awareness month where she will write daily walls of text about how much she suffers from this disease she apparently induced by tying her leg braces up like she was tightlacing a corset. We'll come back to this next time.
She goes for a follow up with her knee surgeon and it looks beautiful. Healing so nicely already and he anticipates minimal scarring. So much for that EDS slow healing and atrophic scarring huh?
She immediately moves to Arkansas to live with the chick she's been spending all her time with. If you think this is rather poor timing to move halfway across the country, yeah that's a feature not a bug.
Her dad tore his ligament at work and now he has a brace just like Jamie, twinsies!
She’s in her new home and the doctor has told her to rest after she almost ends up in the hospital on her first day. At least she has a wheelchair!!!
She hasn’t been progressing in PT because she made the decision to get surgery days before she moved, therefore she has no local doctors and no insurance to cover followup and has been getting worse. Like I said. Feature, not bug. Jamie has no intention of ever walking again. That may sound well outside her MO given that the way we got to this point was through obsessive dance but it'll make sense soon.
Yeah this is why you don’t pop opiates for every booboo and listen to your doctor when he tells you to stop overexercising on your fucked joints. They can’t get her pain relief because her tolerance is through the roof. Now saying she hasn’t been tested for MCAS at all yet. She is pounding on the morphine button like her life depends on it. Doctors decide a nerve block is in order. Dumb anesthesiologist who LIED!!!!!!!! says its too dangerous and he won’t do it. No one even knows who it is!!
Oh yeah, of course the roommate is also a spoonie. I don't know what she claims. All her accounts are private.
Baby’s first wheelchair. Off-the-rack but let’s be fair, she just had surgery. It’s not supposed to be her permanent chariot, just something to get around in while her surgery heals and then she’ll be up and walking again, surely! (
Diet still consists of nothing but sugary, creamy drinks.
Two weeks late, she starts PT.
Dramatic wheelchair selfie to announce she is having full-body pain that burns her all over. Nothing is helping and she can’t go to her enabling doctor for a solution because she’s moved a twelve hour drive from home.
Here’s what happened to her: they broke her tibia to get her patella in the right place then screwed it back together. She’s never broken a big bone before and was unprepared for how much it hurts.
New immobilizer. Still can’t get her pain under control, but she’s slowly getting better.
X-ray of her ankle because why not?
Getting the TENS at PT.
Can’t eat solids. Boba with the tapioca beads is still okay because it’s kawaii. She might get a job at a boba place once she can walk! This narrows her location down to in or around Rogers, Arkansas.
A month after surgery and the atrophy’s lookin good.
Maybe if you had stopped dancing and obsessively stretching when they told you it was destroying your joints.
Pain interventionalist! Gets new medication but it’s not stronger opiates so she’s not happy. (later implies it’s low dose cymbalta and goes off it right away because my reacshuns). Just go buy street drugs like a normal addict, gosh.
Another day another cyuoooot boba. Definitely Rogers, Arkansas.
From the online menu this looks like one of the cold foam iced coffees maybe and vanilla bean scones. This is also apparently fine with her stomach.
Look at this fuckin dog, I love it. It's like someone built a dog out of a box of assorted dog parts. Anyway, she's possibly making it pull her in her wheelchair.
Hydrotherapy. She’ll be back walking and dancing in no time!
So excited!!!! Going to have “the talk” about whether a custom wheelchair is right for her!!! lmao of course. She’s realized she’ll never be a famous kawaii idoru because she’s over 25 and tragically and conspicuously Caucasian, so now she needs a new way to get attention and praise.
Plz gib opioids back.
Starting a certificate to teach English in Japan when she barely speaks it herself. But hey, at least she'll have a job. Right?
Made a dress! Her friend says she’s far too sick to do things like this. Jamie quickly says that she often has to take breaks and leave things hanging because of her illness.
Next posts: totally wiped myself out with that, better rest all day.
Yea, she’s making the stumpy fuck pull her in the wheelchair. REEEEEEEEEEE.
Took a bad fall, better document it for the ‘gram. Definitely not posed or planned. She was in 15/10 pain and now she’s terrified of her crutches! Wouldn’t it just be terrible if she ruined her surgery????
“elevated pots symptoms” turn out to be an ear infection and now she has a bone spur.
And she’s continuing her plan to claim the stumpy fuck is her service dog. The dog is seven and a rescue with behavior issues, as is tradition.
Keto chocolate peanut butter bombs! She’s not keto because icky fats, but she is watching her carbs and sugar because of her GI issues! Sugar has been causing full-body pain. Lmao anachan says what. So fun fact I forgot until just now when I was editing this: with her gallbladder gone Jamie has a built-in excuse to limit her diet even more since without that she'll have trouble digesting fats and highly processed foods.
Like Potsie Nicole, she’s only making these posts to try to accept that this is her life now.
starts an EDS fundraiser. Her doctor decided she wasn’t worth his time and she was never even told she had hEDS. She kept having problems after problem until she saw a new specialist who diagnoses her with EDS and tells her its an autoimmune disease. So yeah, either she’s retarded, the rheum is a quack, or both. I suppose it’s just as likely this dude saw an extremely hypermobile young woman with a history of joint reconstruction and Jamie glossed over the whole part where she was overstretching, going up on pointe shoes with no training, and dancing in heels on concrete when they told her she might need surgery if she doesn’t stop. But she’s gonna walk by the end of May!!!
Now saying by the end of high school she was dislocating just from walking. Remember all those times she fell down the stairs and was fine enough to go ice skating later? I think she’s implying her mother’s heart disease was EDS-related. Blaming her opioid tolerance on her EDS. Getting tested for MCAS because of all her reactions to various things and also stress and emotions. She’s gained back 25 lbs after her gallbladder surgery, can’t have anything to do with being unable to exercise purge while her leg heals. And of course, despite all that dancing we just watched, her hips dislocate from sleeping lmaoooo.
Pain flare, nothing helps.
Revving up for a melanoma saga?
Her joints dislocate and sublux just from sleeping and normal movement but her dog laying on her is “weighted comfort that helps my painful days” and causes no issue. Illustrates with a pic of her pulling her leg up behind her head.
She always confuses her doctor when she says she’s in 17/10 pain but shows no signs and is cheerfully tapping away at her phone. Lmao nah they either know you’re full of shit or think your pain tolerance is so low that you call minor discomfort a 7. Either way they know you want drugs.
she got the state of Arkansas to declare May EDS awareness month.
And she's on Tiktok now. Oh good… I needed another account to document. Thank you Jamie. First posts are a bunch of cringe weeb shit no one cares about.
Trying to justify hours of dance rehearsals with her claims of horrible pain and disability. Don’t stop planning your days around me just because I flake last minute!
“I decorate my braces just in case you didn’t notice I’m very special at first glance.”
So thankful for some doctors and nurses who validate me.
“I fall in the line of 3 GI diagnosis’ however I do not fall into the category completely of any of them, I have bits of all 3 so we have not put me into a specific GI category so I have been diagnosed with miscellaneous GI.” That’s a really cute way of saying “I blow my occasional digestive problems way out of proportion but can’t get diagnosed with anything.” Also mild SLE.
How are those joints that dislocate if you look at them hard? “Doing this helps pop my hips but it can also dislocate them.” Yeah you’ve obviously never dislocated anything lol. In the comments her friend points out that her planted leg isn’t hyperextended at all and Jamie quickly chalks it up to a knee brace. The other chick points out that in the old pic, her knee isn’t hyperextended without the brace. Oh uhm……………… I learned how to control it. Smooth, nice save.
Three days later she can’t sleep because her hips totally for realzies dislocated. Starting cymbalta for pain, which she now claims she’s allergic to. Ah yes, the old standard, allergic to everything except the fun drugs. She also claims she’s allergic to MRI contrast but the brain MRI contrast isn’t the same kind they use for other MRIs so they give it to her anyway. I assume that’s actually true but I also got a laugh at the idea that some guy is just like “yeah sure kid, allergies, here comes the iodine.” She has a terrible reaction because idk pots or something.
Mid-May Jamie is still unable to work, not attending school outside of her teaching certification, and still not even trying to walk.
Goodness golly and gee whiz that is a tight immobilizer. Like it looks like she’s got the top strap or two pulled as tight as she could possibly get it to go. Anyway the tape represents all the places she’s hurty and she totally broke out from it afterwards. The “fell from crutches” pic is now “fell from extreme EDS fatigue,” the oxygen mask from when she was in excruciating pain after surgery is now breathing issues from POTS and MCAS, the normal bruising from having her entire leg broken and reconstructed surgically including getting cadaver parts implanted is super special zebra bruising, the rash she’s already told us was from chlorhexidine is now mysterious MCAS rash (also note the lack of bruising right after laproscopic surgery, so much for that one), surgeries she previously admit were from overstretching are now serious EDS joint issues, and the septic bursitis after spending months using a knee scooter is now from EDS. Infected bursitis of the knee is common in people who spend a lot of time kneeling. And obligatory easily fakable amazon pulse ox pic.
On that note she’s got a 30-day heart monitor from her new cardio. They’re basically just checking on her because her mom died young of heart failure, according to her.
The end of May approaches. She’s still working hard in PT but not weight bearing on her leg at all.
Yes, it’s so funny that you spend all day stretching joints that are already fucked from being over-stretched. Remember she’s been told she needs this other knee reconstructed for the same reason. Christina Dougherty/watercolor_me_impressed in the comments.
Better late than never she finally gives walking a try after four months. It hurts too much and she stops.
She’s added a new doctor to her team and she’s very excited!!! In the comments, the other zebra says her best care came from doctors “humble” enough to accept she knew more than them and do whatever she said. These girls.
12/10 pain in her cadaver ankle. The PT thinks the problem might be that the ligaments are too tight now.
ER for migraine, fake sleepytime selfie right before she updates her social media by staring at her bright-ass phone screen.
Just proof the dog she’s pretending is a SD is 8.
First of all, way to prove you can induce a “rash” whenever you want, very helpful, I truly appreciate it. But there’s more to this. She claims the dog scratched her and also she’s allergic to the immobilizer but that is very obviously not a scratch. That's an indent from the immobilizer being too tight.
Still pretending the dog is going to be a service dog because it cuddles with her.
Her friend pimped her pill case with pics of number one cute asian boy, Onew. This is an adult woman.
Oh hey she’s still studying to teach English abroad, at least that’s something.
She has her fat roommate push her around in the Caroline Cart. She didn’t bring her wheelchair because it’s too exhausting and idk the scooters were all gone or something. Hope her new wheelchair gets there soon!!
Her friend has to “advocate” for her at the doctor because of her brain fog. I always like to imagine the doctors' reactions when this happens. Anyway, new GI referral for tummy ickies.
Starting to walk with her forearm crutches at PT now. Remember when she said she'd be walking by the end of May? July with tons of assistance it is.
Giant zebra ball!!!! It'll be perfect for the PT she has no intention of doing!
In July she’s gone to the ER and found out she has kidney stones. She’d have never known because of her pain tolerance from EDS! An hour after she drinks a smoothie she starts feeling yuckers. In the comments, ME TOO!!! I have kidneystones too!! but also questioning why Jamies’ haven’t been found before with all the imaging she gets lmao. And finally… #MALS. Oh boy.
The absence seizures are back and now her friends let her know she’s got dilated pupils sometimes, like humans tend to do. Still having migraines nearly daily. Going in for a one-week seizure study soon!!!
The immobilizer comes off and she shows off the atrophy from her leg being in a brace forever. Also claims her knee is swollen and her hips are out of alignment. This is the “before” and she promises the ‘after” will be coming soon as she documents herself undoing the damage she’s done to herself.
She wants a mermaid tail. Unemployed adult.
Brain fog!!! just days before her certification test for teaching English abroad! She plans to work from home and not from glorious Nippon-land. (I mean, she plans to work not at all, we know this.)
Something shows up in endocrinology. No update.
Now living entirely on pureed produce. Now instead of gallbladder removal being her magic bullet that allowed her to gain 25 lbs back, her GI problems have gotten so much worse since the surgery.
Asthma plus running through clouds of color dust sounds like a winning combo to me.
Based, cardiologist calls her out for exercising to elevate her heart rate while being totally deconditioned and dehydrated. Invokes her dead mom’s heart problems for sympathy when they say her blips are nothing to worry about, saying the doctor probably would have said the same to her mother who DIED of an undiagnosed heart disease! Do these doctors even care?!
From the “none indicated” in the symptoms field it looks like she could self-report additional things that were happening at that time, yeah? Maybe? I have no idea how this works. In the hashtag cloud she tags Semmes Murphey Clinic, a neurologist clinic that handles dysautonomia patients in Memphis, TN, a cool six hours from where she lives.
Re-pimped her crutches into mermaid tails now.
Headed out of state for the dysautonomia clinic in her zebra gear.
She’s just like this animu girl! But more importantly, her custom whip is being built right now. In february her OT told her she’d be in a wheelchair for life and- waiiiiit a second. February was when she had her surgery. LMAO, the OT maybe said if she didn’t get back on her feet she’d have lifelong problems but from all her stories about the surgery it was uncomplicated and healing fine other than the pain she was in, but she stopped doing the work to heal it and decided to move across the country instead.
Getting ready for another cross-country medical trip, but first here’s an update on her last one. She finally found a doctor willing to help her and it only took a six hour drive to someone who specializes in a disease she probably doesn't have but is willing to pay to get diagnosed with. She has not been diagnosed with POTS but her parasympathetic nervous system is “completely dead.” Per Goog’s Anatomy the parasympathetic nervous system controls the “at rest” side of your body’s housekeeping functions like digestion and urination. She’s therefore left with only a sympathetic autonomic nervous system functioning which is the fight-or-flight side of shit. Also her heart and brain have not been getting adequate blood supply (lmao) because of her mitral valve prolapse, she might have CCI, and she’s on a boatload of new medications. Amazing to have found such a compliant doctor! Her friend assures her that once you’ve found one quack willing to milk your insurance for every dime, they hook you up with all their friends. Look, lady, I believe you but you gotta stop being so fucking tempting.
Thirteen hours in the car to go on a two week medical vacation. ‘I probably will go radio silent.” Place your bets!
Literally the same day, wall of text about how hard travel is on her. She has left her Jehuahua friend at home on this trip in her “moment of weakness” while someone from her family is apparently carting her around to doctors. I know she means the other chick is like, sick or depressed or something but it sure does sound like a heroin relapse when you word it that way.
She leaves her wheelchair behind on this roadtrip because they couldn’t find a way to put her, her stuff, and a massive folding chair into the car. Is then surprised that it’s difficult for her to get around and not every place has rental wheelchairs for her to use, even though she just had this same situation like a few weeks ago. Like yeah it sucks that they didn’t charge the scooties and I’m not saying it’s an ideal solution but like, she’s there with a friend pushing her in the cart. She just never takes the logical solution. It’s always the one that gets the most attention. She could sit somewhere like the car or the seat of one of the dead scooties at the front of the store and facetime with her friend if she needed to but instead she and her giant immobilizer climb into the shopping basket so she can get wheeled around the store for maximum attention from strangers who just want to get eggs and toilet paper.
Getting a CT Angiography but doesn’t specify for what (yet)
Amazing that they’re never reactive to things they want like new makeup.
Here’s another example of never taking the logical solution. You really can’t carry things using forearm crutches from what I was told, but the normal solution is to use something like a cross-body bag to put shit in while you’re walking around. Instead she scoots around the floor and gets exhausted much faster then needs to rest.
Diagnosed CRPS. So when I first saw pics of her “CRPS” it was yet another time I was like “eh this girl’s not faking, she’s just dramatic as hell.” But like…
Yeah. After I said I wasn’t bothering with her stories my friendly research pal did it for me and found this little number. So in Mazzy’s post I brought up her friend who got better, and I said she had real CRPS. That kid’s leg looked deformed. Red, angry, swollen, like she’d been stung by a dozen hornets, and she was just wearing baggy shorts with nothing touching her leg, no brace or anything, not even a sock or a mark where one had been. Cool, I’ll take your word for it that the doctors who diagnosed you knew what they were doing. This one? It just reminds me of when kids wrap a thread around their finger until it turns blue, and she’s got the indents from the braces digging into her all day to prove it. And more importantly, she doesn’t want to fix it. This is going to be her excuse to stop doing anything that could help her heal.
Moving on to her next adventure, she’s getting tested for SIBO and in the process of a diagnosis for MALS. She needs to find a solution for nutrition! She’s lost so much weight!
The #1 most painful condition ever known to mankind, guys.
She ends up back at her old GI after an ER trip and he’ll be working her up for everything and he’s going to place a GJ tube!!! How exciting, not even trialing a nose hose to see if this will help, just right to the stoma! But also
GIB.
It’s your typical woe-is-me sobfest about how much she struggles. She begs for everything from her prescription costs to gas money to dog food to shampoo on this thing. And we learn in one of the updates that thanks to a "generous donation" she'll be flying across the country to see a MALS specialist.
She also starts her etsy store @spooniquetreasures. She sells chintzy charms and retractable ID badge reels. Last updates were in 2021.
Tugging at heartstrings with the story of how her momma died and now she’s going through all these medical tests herself. “She was working hard to become the strong woman always was, many came to her for advice.” Still sounds like substance abuse was a factor here. IDK maybe Jamie is just fucking weird and words things strangely but like, this is the shit people say after you quit drinking but die of liver disease or some booze-induced cancer a year later.
I went on stage with a 103 degree fever! It was Worth It™! Her friend here is now an Onlyfans cosplayer so that was a pleasant surprise for yrs truly. Sometimes you click a link and it’s a gory wound, sometimes it’s a decent ass. Keeps things lively.
I don’t think this is actually swollen or an unusual degree of poppage, I think her thigh is just atrophied and making the knee look disproportionate.
Lol they all think they’re so special.
She’s still active on tiktok but it’s mostly just quirky girl crap I can ignore. Anything interesting gets reblogged to insta. She’s still in colorado on this medical vacation. She got her CTA done and now has to wait two weeks for SIBO testing. Can’t wait to get home for her new wheelchair! And… she’s made another youtube. Thanks. Swell. She also documents this procedure to the minute because it’s another fun hospital trip and she must share.
Man this is what I hate most about these people. Her dad very clearly loves her and she’s made him absolutely distraught so that she can get some internet attention.
So she starts her new youtube channel and don’t you dare tell her she can’t still dance. You’ll see what she means soon
She posts her first video, "Adventures in Barium Imaging," on 20 September 2019. She’s extremely overdramatic about barium contrast. The contrast going through her super quick sounds like she has a mostly healthy digestive system that is working properly.
Posing with your crutches like this really drives home how much you need them! But there it is, baby! She's gone to see Dr. Richard C. Hsu, the one most of the MALS munchies see for their open abdos. Even Jaquie almost saw him before she decided she was much too weak and fragile to travel all that way (because she found Trevino and he gave her a tube instead).
Here’s the two super boring videos she made about it. She totally laughs when she’s in pain guys, it’s natural. Her body doesn’t digest protein so she can’t do his diet. She’s getting a nerve block and then she can finally eat! Next scene: big cauldron of creamy seafood chowder and a plate of oysters. Second video she might be getting an NG tube because Dr. Hsu has said no GJ before she finishes her MALS workup. I forgot how painfully annoying she is on video jesus christ
Her spine is twisting more but still not to scoliosis level.
Back in Colorado for another set of GI tests she blogs to the minute. Whoops, nothing is wrong. She doesn’t update on the SIBO test which is usually her way of deflecting when a test shows she's fine.
Literally making her friends carry her so she can take silly photos.
She gets her new wheelchair and she names it Sora. This is a Ki Mobility Rogue. Per my “why does this wheelchair look funny?” person, the seat is too high with too much depth, the seat cushion is too short relative to the seat pan, and the backrest is the kind they give for people with low cervical/high thoracic spinal injury which isn’t too restrictive if you need that kind of support but is overkill for someone who just has ouchy leg. And her leg dangling over the foot plate like this is going to fuck her up. And she’s got SmartDrive, because idk
Meanwhile, muh povertee. She needs YOU! To donate because she needs to go three hours away to a pain clinic then three hours further for her special dysautonomia quacks then back out of state to get her MALS block next month. Wait that was supposed to happen at home. Did local doctors refuse to do it? Because that’s fucking funny.
First day at the pain clinic oh my gosh!!! Then off to get her tilt table. Very poor, need assistance.
Two ER trips for her stomach ouchies trying to force them to do a feeding tube. But more importantly lmaoooo she keeps getting denied disability. PLEASE GIB!!!!
She’s starting Life 3.0! Getting her MALS nerve block AND more nerve blocks and ketamine for her leg pain. She’s done everything in her power to pay for all these expenses herself (except get a job, of course. It’s not like in the current job market there’s anything someone with internet-enabled devices and a healthy wifi connection can do without leaving their bed.) So she’s selling assorted greeting cards now. This is so weird.
She’s also selling her dream bike which yeah I guess the bike, while not particularly expensive, gets in the way of the poor cripple act.
And her cherished power rangers costume in women’s size anorexia. I like how she just hops out of the chair for a photo op.
She’s been getting a shitload of saline for her POTS and GI issues now.
Oh joy, another awareness month where she will write daily walls of text about how much she suffers from this disease she apparently induced by tying her leg braces up like she was tightlacing a corset. We'll come back to this next time.
So we discussed before that a lot of what these girls post simply isn't that interesting and ends up on the cutting room floor, but that is not really the case with Jamie. Yeah sure, her video-based accounts like her dance youtubes and her Tiktok are mostly boring and ignorable but if she is given an opportunity to write, she does and she does not stop. I can count maybe two dozen posts I discarded because they were just cute dog pics or talking about whatever disney movie she's watching. I'm really not complaining. This is the kind of account I love to find: just smart enough to pull this off but way too fucking stupid to know when she should stop talking. I get all the information I could possibly need or want but uh, we're going to be hanging out with Jamie a while before we can move onto our next friend.
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Kate Farms boba formulation when?
Monitors are different, but usually there's a timestamped way to record your subjective symptoms while you're having them, which is why these sound multiple choice. (There's usually also a way to record when you're exercising or pooping or other activities.) Back in the day it was just on a notepad.
Ideally you'd mark down that you felt weird, and when they pull the monitor records they finally correlate feelin' weird to your heart doin' something weird at the same time. A Holter monitor is like having your car mechanic ride shotgun with you all week so when your car finally does its intermittent electrical problem they can find the cause.
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I can’t quote your post for some reason @KateFarmsShill, but just a little fyi - in MRI, the contrast is usually gadolinium based, iodine is used in CT scans. Gadolinium has a very low chance of triggering allergic reaction, iodine is a bit worse in this aspect. People with allergies usually receive IV corticosteroids before the CT scan. Some years ago it was common to premedicate every patient with antihistamines, but I think it’s not the standard anymore.
Excellent write up as usual by the way, Jamie is really an interesting specimen.
Excellent write up as usual by the way, Jamie is really an interesting specimen.
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The lying down in the car is getting me, I've had to be in a straight leg splint for months and I still drove my car because I have an automatic.
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I am hooked on this idiot's saga, it's s better than Netflix.
Her "woe is me" regarding the PVCs on the Holter monitor made me snigger. A PVC is a premature ventricular complex, also called an ectopic beat, and is felt by the patient as a palpitation/missed beat/thudding. What is one of the most common causes of palpitations?
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Her "woe is me" regarding the PVCs on the Holter monitor made me snigger. A PVC is a premature ventricular complex, also called an ectopic beat, and is felt by the patient as a palpitation/missed beat/thudding. What is one of the most common causes of palpitations?
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Great timeline again @Kate Farms Shill, thank you! I'm looking forward to the next installment. Jamie's dog is adorable and stumpy. I feel really bad for her dad in this situation. His first wife dies young of heart failure, his second wife battles cancer twice at a very young age, and now his daughter is basically torturing him with her munching. Though I find it so weird that she moved away from him to munch - was he ever on to her?
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Arrrgh for God's sake Jamie stop STRETCHING I can almost feel my own tendons snapping.
What a unique form of munchie shenanigans.
What a unique form of munchie shenanigans.
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That's one of the horrific parts about it. In reality, the munchie that evolves out of having a close person get sick like this is a disturbing reaction. They didn't feel pain or grief for that loved one, they felt envy and grieved that they weren't in the spotlight. In order to demand that status for themsleves, they prove fundamentally incapable of the empathy to see their loved one's pain. They saw that person slowly dying or suffering and only saw perks they wanted, attention, excuses, easy life. Imagine losing your wife and realizing all your daughter felt was seething jealousy to the point she'd destroy herself to have it.
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Meerkat got a new tard swing. Clever girl got into it all on her own!
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The munch is strong in this one.
You can't tell me those first two things aren't pure woo, and yeah if your hot ice will help. Wild concept.
eta: my favorite throwback Rose clip
You can't tell me those first two things aren't pure woo, and yeah if your hot ice will help. Wild concept.
eta: my favorite throwback Rose clip
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What's the point of that? I just googled these slings but all I can find is that they're for lifting disabled people in and out of bed or similar things. How is a sling fixed to a doorframe going to have any function whatsoever aside from being in the way when I want to walk through?
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They're for sensory seeking autistic/adhd kids and similar special needs. Helps them meet their proprioceptive sensory needs which in turn stops them doing things like pulling down all your curtains to cocoon themselves in and swing from.
Sensory Swings for Kids and Adults with Autism or ADHD: A Guide
An autistic-written guide to sensory swings and sensory furniture for neurodivergent adults and children with autism or ADHD.
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For a potentially-lethal drinking game, take a shot every time Jamie experiences a symptom that's ED-related or does a body check. Make sure you document your subsequent ER trip for the 'gram.
Weird heart flutters, poor bone health, high/low HR, GI trouble, lack of energy, difficulty getting up, fainting: if only there was one diagnosis that could explain all these seemingly-unrelated symptoms.
Making your much-heavier friend push you in a shopping cart is a favorite anachan-ism. Just saying.
The "I've fallen, and I can't get up!" photos have always been my favorites, and Jamie's spread-eagle photo op didn't disappoint. I can't recall the exact circumstances, but Jacquie faked a fall on camera (she was with Janiece, I think?) back in the day. It was a beautiful moment, and I thank Jamie for allowing me to relieve the experience.
Last but not least, I love her spare parts dog, and I'll be very unhappy if the poor thing has to keep hauling her anorexic ass around.
Weird heart flutters, poor bone health, high/low HR, GI trouble, lack of energy, difficulty getting up, fainting: if only there was one diagnosis that could explain all these seemingly-unrelated symptoms.
Making your much-heavier friend push you in a shopping cart is a favorite anachan-ism. Just saying.
The "I've fallen, and I can't get up!" photos have always been my favorites, and Jamie's spread-eagle photo op didn't disappoint. I can't recall the exact circumstances, but Jacquie faked a fall on camera (she was with Janiece, I think?) back in the day. It was a beautiful moment, and I thank Jamie for allowing me to relieve the experience.
Last but not least, I love her spare parts dog, and I'll be very unhappy if the poor thing has to keep hauling her anorexic ass around.