Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[biggacracka]

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Oh boy he's angy. What was the ad? Something about healthy food or cardiovascular issues?

 

[AnOminous]

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I see we have a return to the Jack seething in Hell emoji. He should know he's going there soon.

 

[alawital]

Scalfatty clots up just a little bit more every time he gets ass mad about something (so pretty fucking often). It's what precedes his attacks, I think. And of course, the more he clots up, the less he can make sense of the world and the more angy he gets, wearing what little is left of his grey matter down in a vicious cycle of deterioration. I'm happy to have a front seat but we need more footage of his current state, damn it. I'm dying to hear him slur and drool through the most broken of strokebrained sentences.

 

[biggacracka]

And of course, the more he clots up, the less he can make sense of the world and the more angy he gets

Jagoff Scalfatty, or, the modern day ouroboros

 

[Tiresome]

Oh boy he's angy. What was the ad? Something about healthy food or cardiovascular issues?

He's furious about the Jesus commercial with the little white boy and little black boy hugging each other. This is NOT what he moved to Tennessee for.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

He's furious about the Jesus commercial with the little white boy and little black boy hugging each other. This is NOT what he moved to Tennessee for.

Source

 

[Super Hans v2]

Oh boy he's angy. What was the ad? Something about healthy food or cardiovascular issues?

Probably something even dumber, like there being colored people in them.

 

[ZipDisk]

Jack left murder church because they began courting "the blacks"

 

[That Damned Tiger]

So the Eagles are winning then, right?

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That’s actually his shopping list for Tammy, but he fucked it up because he has been ravaged by his own porkery and has to use Siri to type. He actually wants:

KFC x 35
Bagels x 27

That's actually part of Jack's shopping list for his next abominations ingredients list. Ketchup/Catsup 35 gallons, Bagels 27 pounds.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

Spoiler: WARNING THIS POST IS KNOWN TO THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA TO CONTAIN AUTSIM

public string IsJackFat()
{
    return "Yes";
}

10 INPUT "IS JACK FAT";A$
20 IF A$="YES" GOTO 50
30 PRINT "WRONG"
40 END
50 PRINT "CORRECT"

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Oh boy he's angy. What was the ad? Something about healthy food or cardiovascular issues?

No….worst…. WOKE!!!!1!!!1!!!1!!111!!

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Oh boy he's angy. What was the ad? Something about healthy food or cardiovascular issues?

It's probably something that he considers too woke or pushing a liberal agenda. You know how fragile he is. All Hammy needs to do is give him a cookie and he'll be fine. So long as it's Keto Bear that gives him the cookie and then fucks him afterwards.

No….worst…. WOKE!!!!1!!!1!!!1!!111!!
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HA! Knew that was going to be the reason. He's such a fragile bitch.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

It's probably something that he considers too woke or pushing a liberal agenda. You know how fragile he is. All Hammy needs to do is give him a cookie and he'll be fine. So long as it's Keto Bear that gives him the cookie and then fucks him afterwards.



HA! Knew that was going to be the reason. He's such a fragile bitch.

I really don’t know why Jack and his friends hate the first amendment, but, could someone plz explain to me why they’re so upset over some ads? This is childish behavior from people half way in the grave.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I really don’t know why Jack and his friends hate the first amendment, but, could someone plz explain to me why they’re so upset over some ads? This is childish behavior from people half way in the grave. View attachment 4518562

Specifically which ads? Can't say as I don't watch sportsball especially not the Superbowl. But most likely it showed things like black and white folk together, examples of inclusiveness and possibly some things that are considered overly liberal by these people.

Remember Jagoff and his friends think they're the true Americans and represent what that means.

EDIT: I have no idea what he's complaining about unless it's there's a lot of niggos and commercials for beer? I'm right now 32 minutes into superbowl commercials and have yet to see one that is "woke". In other words I think Jagoff and friends are just pissy that people other than white folk are advertising stuff. Or maybe it's the Jesus commercials they're pissed off at because they don't show their particular version of Christianity.

 

[Jacks Dead Arm]

I think I'm going to attempt to recreat Jack's bbq sauce.

2 parts catship
1 part yellow mustard
Two shakes of garlic powder
Two shakes rosemary
1 cup black pepper

Anything else?

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

I think I'm going to attempt to recreat Jack's bbq sauce.

2 parts catship
1 part yellow mustard
Two shakes of garlic powder
Two shakes rosemary
1 cup black pepper

Anything else?

Needs more shurger and a cup of dehydrated onion

 

[Flesh Ribbons]

I don't know if this has been posted before, but here is yet another amazing Jack chicken recipe. I have to ask: Why would anyone think this is a good thing to do with chicken?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I think I'm going to attempt to recreat Jack's bbq sauce.

2 parts catship
1 part yellow mustard
Two shakes of garlic powder
Two shakes rosemary
1 cup black pepper

Anything else?

A full bag of sugar and a full bag of salt.

 

[biggacracka]

Why would anyone think this is a good thing to do with chicken?

Here is armchair theory: Jack saw something about cap'n crunch (or was it corn pops?) fried chicken and decided to make his own twist on it and he loves cinnamon toast crunch because they're "gud" so of course it would be good on chicken.
NGL, the french toast crunch cereals might be good to make fried chicken with as they are not unlike the cap'n crunch but not the cinnamon ones

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Here is armchair theory: Jack saw something about cap'n crunch (or was it corn pops?) fried chicken and decided to make his own twist on it and he loves cinnamon toast crunch because they're "gud" so of course it would be good on chicken.
NGL, the french toast crunch cereals might be good to make fried chicken with as they are not unlike the cap'n crunch but not the cinnamon ones

There have been a recent trend of people frying food with different cereals/chips, so I guess jack is just late to the game