Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

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  • Opens the video with 3 minutes of excruciating observational comedy about how concepts in a fantasy book for children are a bit silly

I hear every second Monday night, James Stirling and Eliezer Yudkowsky meet in secret and make passionate love.

  • The No Eggs meme again, which is weird because I'm pretty sure JKR has kids

Does it even count if you don't have a pregnancy fetish?

  • Jim accidentally lets slip he's been collecting 'evidence' on JKR for over a year. rent_free.jpeg

Turns out Jim's just been on Pottermore and wants to expose Rowling's scat fetish.
 

The cope comes before the seethe.
Even if we don't get the under 800k special, this is good enough for me.
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I am optimistic that Hogwarts Legacy will be the game that drops him under 800k. Poetical due to JK Rowling and all the shit he has thrown at her, and a British Ip makes another one irrelevant. That will make the seethe video even funnier.
But there is another part of me thinking he would not do it and wait to 750k.
Fucking called it .
 
The world might have become scarier to you but trust me, you make the world much scarier to everyone else.
The troon victim complex knows no end. Every video he makes goes on the warpath against his perceived enemies, casting the world in a binary between Tranny Good Communists and Nazi Evil Capitalists. He’s an HRT-addled, fat coom-brained soy golem.

Every fucking video, which used to be highly entertaining to me, has devolved into never-ending rants about these topics, over and over. It’s all he cares about.

The cherry on top is having him say “The world is scarier” that’s because when you look in the mirror you see a monster, you’ve increased your mental illness tenfold through unnatrual body transformation, and you are perpetually online 24/7 getting worked up with other troons about being genocided despite having all the power in society.

LOL fuck these people, and fuck Jim.
 
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The cope comes before the seethe.
Even if we don't get the under 800k special, this is good enough for me.
Ahahahaha, that's priceless!

The best part is that he apparently isn't mad at us twansphobes on Kiwifarms. No, he's only angry at the troon "allies".

Why would you want to be allies to these freaks? Seems like it gets you more flak than just being a transphone.
 
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The cope comes before the seethe.
Even if we don't get the under 800k special, this is good enough for me.
Why do trannies lie about people hitting on them? Jim, you look like a fucking freak, and literally no one on the planet Earth finds you attractive. Admit it, even you, despite your autogynephilia, are repulsed by yourself just a little when you look into a mirror. If a woman, a.k.a. a human female, says anything remotely flirtatious to you, it's because they are afraid that you'll sperg out if they don't affirm your lifestyle choice and then brutalize them with your man strength.
 
  • Acknowledges that unlike him most reviews can't be unrelenting cunts and piss of publishers/employers
Weird how Yahtzee spent years shitting on Ubisoft games yet still managed to get a job writing for them (on a game which he also then went on to rip the piss out of).

It's almost like being a cheeky cunt isn't Jim's problem, but that he's a petty childish dickhead who will shit all over a game for no justifiable reason other than he feels like it. Why any company would choose not to engage with such a consummate professional is beyond me.
Jim promises sekrit tell all video about transphobic JKR, without having checked himself beforehand if what he's saying is actually true. Jim then goes to cherry pick his evidence. There is none (ohshit.jpg). Jim fixes this quickly and brilliantly: anyone who wants evidence for a claim is transphobic!!!!1
It's actually worse than that. He claims to have been gathering evidence on JKR for over a year, yet when the rubber hits the road all he can do is show guilt by association clips and articles; the majority of which, like the Helen Joyce clips, are actually perfectly reasonable if you're not already all-in on the Cult of Troon. He knew before he even started this video that he had nothing, and he still made it, because he knows his retarded audience doesn't care. He literally could have flipped off the camera and said 'there's my evidence, chuds' and his audience would have given him a standing ovation and demanded t-shirts.

Any way, I'm sad I wasn't here to report the moment he hit 800k but I spent the evening playing the Dead Space remake, which is actually pretty great (albeit absolutely doesn't justify the $70 price tag and they could have added more QoL changes). Strong 8/10 would recommend.
 
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Figures that he falls below 800k while bitching about the wiazrd game.
I actually stuck around and watched Jimbo well into his troon arc and even kind of enjoyed some of the wrestling crap as a sort of grotesque sideshow but the final straw for me was when he moved to the UK.
Fuck off Jimmy, we're full. Great Britain is Pakistani clay.
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"age comes up a lot now"
"Why does my age come up more and more often as I get older?"

With the glasses and the bleached-white makeup, I can't get over how much he look like troonjak though.
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Jim, you were always criticised, the thing you were always mistook as just another fat internet troll but now the critics are seeing how deranged you truly are. You should get no sympathy here.
Please tell me which criticism below is false:

"mentally ill"
  • You describe yourself as being bipolar, having ADHD, depression, daddy-issues... and all the trendy mental health issues.
  • You literally wear a dog collar in public. This is not a behaviour of mentally healthy person.
"age comes up a lot now"
  • You are near 40 and out of shape, starting a career in pro-wrestling. You are a real danger to everyone on that ring.
  • You keep calling yourself a girl, at times in a sexual context or with sexual connotations. That is just creepy.

"my writing is tone policed, accused of being rude and 'screeching' where it wasn't before."
  • Your writing has always been tone policed, rude and screeching... you are you trying to fool?
  • You always try to back your weak arguments behind big words. So much that you calling JKR a "fascist" carries no weight.
The world might have become scarier to you but trust me, you make the world much scarier to everyone else.
Jim Sterling is a transphobes greatest gift by basically proving them right and you've nailed it. He's literally everything they wanted. Hypothetically, if the trans people he so adores were supposed to be taken seriously, he's basically the case study for why they're attention seeking weirdos who just do it as a performance or sexual validation. From dressing up like a left over Chinese dumpling from last nights bad Chinese takeout and waddling around a wrestling ring, to falsely calling people fascists when he uses the rulebook from fascism to attempt to manipulate his audience using strong words like "fascist" to describe the enemy he's literally invented in his own head.

Jim, you're a hero to transphobes worldwide. You make them happy, rather than sad. You provide laughter, and they thank you. Part of me makes me think he does it for the fight, because he enjoys being the hero. Thus why he does shit like attack random wrestlers for not wanting to work with him because he's so unsafe and fucking weird or calling random Scottish cat ladies "fascist" despite the only thing they've done is be mean to people he likes on Twitter.
 

Its garbage.
It is a pretty fun watch, though. I like that Sterling is all too aware that when it comes to actually walking the talk, it's basically a handful of psychos on Twitter that only cluesless or opportunistic politicians take seriously. The release of Hogwarts Legacy has been pretty whitepilling for me because Sterling is actually right about all the support you see for LGBT, especially the T. It's all two-faced, half-hearted, and oftentimes coerced. Most people who support current thing are doing so because of some socially-engineered pressure to do so. Most people don't like being called a bigot, especially women, and so they go along to get along, but when it comes to even the slightest bit of effort to show support, they can't resist the temptation to buy Skyrim: Harry Potter edition. That's because they don't actually care, they just don't want the troon brigade to ruin their fucking life over it. And Sterling? They don't need your permission to enjoy it guilt-free, because they don't even like you and your kind. You're an inconvenience forced upon them by sadists in the elite class that get off on making people tolerate crazies.
EDIT: Also, that bit at the beginning about how the wizarding world is actually far less advanced than the muggles was genuinely pretty funny, but people were making those jokes 20 years ago. My friends and I joked in high school that Hogwarts would be absoutely curbstomped by your average SWAT team. You're not the "one who finally had to say it," Sterling.
 
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