The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Winnie the Poohnani]

I'm wondering if those goats don't actually belong to Phil's mom. The concrete culvert with the chain ladder, and the upright post with the pvc loops hanging off it, both look like the sort of thing I've seen people build for their goats to play on. They look to have been there for quite a while.

If so, this would mean that the tranchers have brought their alpaca stock to an existing herd of goats and invaded it, just like troons invading womens' bathrooms.

It would also mean that the tranchers still haven't learned one damned thing about responsible animal husbandry*, and just decided on a whim "Oh, the goats will get along fine with the 'pacas. Give 'em a day or so and they'll be like sisters!"

*No, I'm not autistic nor optimistic enough to believe that they ever will learn one damned thing. About anything.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I'm wondering if those goats don't actually belong to Phil's mom. The concrete culvert with the chain ladder, and the upright post with the pvc loops hanging off it, both look like the sort of thing I've seen people build for their goats to play on. They look to have been there for quite a while.

If so, this would mean that the tranchers have brought their alpaca stock to an existing herd of goats and invaded it, just like troons invading womens' bathrooms.

It would also mean that the tranchers still haven't learned one damned thing about responsible animal husbandry*, and just decided on a whim "Oh, the goats will get along fine with the 'pacas. Give 'em a day or so and they'll be like sisters!"

*No, I'm not autistic nor optimistic enough to believe that they ever will learn one damned thing. About anything.

lotta slow alpaca deaths incoming from broken ribs puncturing lungs combined with not getting to the food cos of (righteously) territorial aggressive goats wanting to know why an insane number of 'pacca have been dumped into their small yard.

lol at kevin shoving that goat.
i know you need to shove farm animals a bit but like...whining like a small boy, and opening the feedbag on the ground at their mouth level like a retard, are to be avoided.
"Get Offffuh! Go awayyyuh!"

the way that resentment at being required to do this small task drips off every micro movement kevin makes- hence doing it shit, with minimal effort, and thus making it more of an arduous task for himself.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

The trail of terfs. This event is going to shape alpaca culture for generations.

 

[Berrakh]

10 sounds like a lot. So how many were they going to raise? Bonus points if we compare this to the survival rates of Dachau or Auschwitz.

 

[Photonic]

If only alpacas could speak.... I a don't hold out much hope any of those poor animals will surviving .

 

[Divine right to rule]

This sitcom was a hoot, but them killing off like 100 cuddly, cute, innocent Alpaca through their troonish incompetence sours it for me.

F for the wooly bros who did nothing wrong.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

R.I.P. all alpaccas who didn't make it to the new destination location. Wherever you are, you are at a better place now. Even if you got just shot and burried at the Tranch or got fed to wolves bc in that case your suffering has ended.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Just an update on this side character. He is a child trafficker currently in prison who was briefly (and illegally) communicating via Twitter to the Tranch. He was reported to the correctional institution and rapidly disappeared.

He has a new picture, that's about the only update.
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He has aged poorly and now has the patented troon eighthead. He still has his disgusting smirk you want to smack off his ugly assface.

Release date is still latest 3/2/2025.

Is that the former energy secretary?

 

[Dickens Cider]

When mom and dad die I hope they leave everything to the church. ANY church. Fuck these troon farm larping leeches.

 

[Complete Reprobate]

'The death of one alpaca is a tragedy. The death of a million is a statistic.'

-Steampunk Penny, renowned man with no penis.

 

[Photonic]

R.I.P. all alpaccas who didn't make it to the new destination location. Wherever you are, you are at a better place now. Even if you got just shot and burried at the Tranch or got fed to wolves bc in that case your suffering has ended.

Sadly I can't see them being responsible enough nor wealthy enough to shoot them. I'm not even sure wolves could get to them given the state of the land. Odds are they got left where they dropped .

 

[Waffle Stompin' Waffen]

Troons must be real women because holy shit are they incompetent.

How hard is it to feed, water and clean some fuzzy camels without turning it into a series of crimes against nature?

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Motto of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch: "The real treasure was the alpacas we met allowed to die, and then buried in a shallow grave, along the way."

 

[Matt Damon]

These trannies' real, actual lives are like bizarre nightmares I've had.

"Why the hell was I leading an alpaca trail of tears to my parents' house? What the fuck, brain?"

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

This thread just makes me sad.

 

[Lady Adjani]

Troons must be real women because holy shit are they incompetent.

How hard is it to feed, water and clean some fuzzy camels without turning it into a series of crimes against nature?

These clowns can't even take care of themselves, putting animals into the mix is just asking for trouble.

 

[one_time_user]

Have they said where the rest of the fucking animals are?

 

[Complete Reprobate]

Have they said where the rest of the fucking animals are?

Alpaca heaven.

 

[AnOminous]

lol at kevin shoving that goat.
i know you need to shove farm animals a bit but like...whining like a small boy, and opening the feedbag on the ground at their mouth level like a retard, are to be avoided.
"Get Offffuh! Go awayyyuh!"

I hope it butts that freak in the amhole causing it to explode in blood and gore.

Troons must be real women because holy shit are they incompetent.

How hard is it to feed, water and clean some fuzzy camels without turning it into a series of crimes against nature?

I've known a couple women who competently take care of alpacas. They're both batshit crazy but the alpacas are fine. It takes a special kind of moron to fuck up alpacas.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

I hope it butts that freak in the amhole causing it to explode in blood and gore.

I've known a couple women who competently take care of alpacas. They're both batshit crazy but the alpacas are fine. It takes a special kind of moron to fuck up alpacas.

This needs a horrifying but I agree sticker ASAP.