Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[Inshallah Terven]

Maybe Dylan's beer ad was aimed at troons who are still manly, but wear wigs sometimes.

 

[NoReturn]

Day 3 in NY. Dylan gets ready at a salon using Olaplex and he tags them in several IG stories and on Tiktok. He doesn't say that it's an ad though.

I'm counting Opalex and BL gets a bold.

1. Ulta
2. Haus Labs (Lady Gaga's beauty brand)
3. Crest Whitestrips
4. Urban Decay
5. Eos
6. CeraVe
7. MAC
8. OkCupid
9. JVN Hair
10. Kate Spade
11. Love Beauty and Planet (Unilever)
12. Dr. Harrison Lee (Facial plastic surgery)
13. Charlotte Tilbury
14. Jessica Jade
15. Tab Vintage
16. Instacart
17. WhatWigs
18. KIND
19. Asos
20. Chime Banking
21. Milk Makeup
22. Olehenriksen
23. Native
24. KitchenAid
25. Legacy at Home Fertility
26. Bud Light
27. Opalex

 

[Disability Fat]

I'm counting Opalex and BL gets a bold.

1. Ulta
2. Haus Labs (Lady Gaga's beauty brand)
3. Crest Whitestrips
4. Urban Decay
5. Eos
6. CeraVe
7. MAC
8. OkCupid
9. JVN Hair
10. Kate Spade
11. Love Beauty and Planet (Unilever)
12. Dr. Harrison Lee (Facial plastic surgery)
13. Charlotte Tilbury
14. Jessica Jade
15. Tab Vintage
16. Instacart
17. WhatWigs
18. KIND
19. Asos
20. Chime Banking
21. Milk Makeup
22. Olehenriksen
23. Native
24. KitchenAid
25. Legacy at Home Fertility
26. Bud Light
27. Opalex

So kind of Dylan to shill Olaplex, which is currently being sued due to hair loss and scalp damage.

 

[Scoia'tael]

There's something so funny about hearing the phrase "I do like beer" said in such a saccharine faux-feminine simper. He tries so hard to be "feminine" it's creepy and then to come out with that... It's a disjunct so jarring it's unintentionally hilarious. Nothing wrong with women liking beer (am currently drinking a v nice ipa and waiting to start on dinner) but most women of the social sphere he aspires too don't ime, or at least not regularly/publicly (its bad for the figure and "butch").

I think the ad was meant as an ad for the superbowl commercial. To encourage people to vote for it as the best one? I can see why mobilizing an audience of his size to do something that doesn't actually involve the purchase of beer could be seen as a wise business move. Otherwise maybe it'll inspire a few chronically online teenage girls to steal some from the 12 pack in the basement fridge but I can't see it resulting in sales.

edit: clarity

 

[2legit2quit]

bud light is just proving that they HAVE to spend money on advertising b/c no one wants to drink their disgusting beer. i sat through the sports ball, i mean superbowl last night and the bud light ad was 2 people waiting on hold and getting drunk (as much as that's possible on bud fucking light) and dancing...to make waiting on hold more fun i guess.

 

[ScooterL]

Maybe Dylan's beer ad was aimed at troons who are still manly, but wear wigs sometimes.

i'm not seeing the difference between that and basically all troons.

 

[Great Monkey King]

Does he actually drink any of the Bud Light? Maybe it just happens so fast, I missed it.

 

[umami's milk]

You guys maybe Dylan's trying to appeal to straight men? Like when companies put hot ladies in their ads consuming the product? The only problem is that Dylan thinks he has sex appeal. For anyone.

 

[Dr. Butt]

bud light is just proving that they HAVE to spend money on advertising b/c no one wants to drink their disgusting beer.

I drink it because I can't handle alcohol, and if you get something that has low alcohol AND tastes bad, it takes a long time to drink and no one tries to get you a second one. Bud Light is a (very good!) tool for getting out of drinking beer.

 

[Jane Eyre]

New vid on Tiktok - Dylan does dating. In order not to keep you on the edge of your seat, Dylan is still single and hasn't been kissed as a girl yet, which he makes a big fuss about. He's also on Raya now which for those who don't know it's "... the exclusive app for influencers, artists and A- through C-list celebrities looking to find love, a fling — or maybe even an agent." (taken from here). Dylan ends the video with assuring us that he's going to be the best girlfriend ever.

On IG stories he posted only these videos.

 

[AssignedEva]

New vid on Tiktok - Dylan does dating. In order not to keep you on the edge of your seat, Dylan is still single and hasn't been kissed as a girl yet, which he makes a big fuss about. He's also on Raya now which for those who don't know it's "... the exclusive app for influencers, artists and A- through C-list celebrities looking to find love, a fling — or maybe even an agent." (taken from here). Dylan ends the video with assuring us that he's going to be the best girlfriend ever.
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This is so autistic. "What if I give my first kiss to someone and then they ghost me after?" - well, nothing. It's just a kiss. Unlike sappy teen movies, many teenagers are relieved to get their first kiss out of the way. Also you are a grown adult and this is not your first kiss.

"What if I had a friendship kiss as my first kiss" - because if we're following teenage first kiss logic, that doesn't count. I guess it's a way to prepare us for Dylan kissing a management provided stooge in a TikTok, though.

 

[Aliénor]

Maybe I'm being childish, but I got some serious schadenfreude from that first Tiktok. He is so unhappy that he doesn't have a boyfriend! And he just confirmed that he got the face surgeries to try and pass with guys. Dilly, my sweetheart: you do not pass, and will never pass. And unless you get a closeted, creepy chaser, no man (gay or straight) is really going to be interested in you. Because you will never be a woman

In any case, imagine giving a damn about Valentine's Day in your adult stage. Nothing wrong with doing something with your partner if you feel like it, but taking this ridiculous consumerist date seriously to the point of making a big deal about it in public... It really boggles the mind.

 

[Trianon]

CAITLYN JENNER CAITLYN JENNER

Also his hairline looks really uneven in that video. Like it's fine? on the right and then it goes waaaay up and over on the left.

 

[Smellee Cat]

New vid on Tiktok - Dylan does dating. In order not to keep you on the edge of your seat, Dylan is still single and hasn't been kissed as a girl yet, which he makes a big fuss about. He's also on Raya now which for those who don't know it's "... the exclusive app for influencers, artists and A- through C-list celebrities looking to find love, a fling — or maybe even an agent." (taken from here). Dylan ends the video with assuring us that he's going to be the best girlfriend ever.
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The hairline is uneven as fuck. Also, he had “no part” in his reveal video with the retard swan costume

 

[Gimme the skinny]

botched hairline and crooked botched nose says he wants to steal yo boyfriend. I mean he won’t steal your boy friend lol I was starting to feel bad for him. That’s gone now.

 

[Tryphine]

I wonder if he has a specific person in mind when he says he's considering kissing a friend. It sounds like he's trying to hint to someone, especially when he says "someone silly".

Also his hairline looks really uneven in that video. Like it's fine? on the right and then it goes waaaay up and over on the left.

It's awful. Why did he think it was something to show off in a video? Between that and his nose, he should be talking about revision surgery right now.

 

[Inshallah Terven]

I think troons like Dylan, who "used to be gay men", assume dating once they transition will be as easy as it was before, but even gay men prefer cis normal people over troons. He could try to get with those weird chaser men who have sex with MTFs because that way they don't feel gay.

 

[Fapcop]

I think troons like Dylan, who "used to be gay men", assume dating once they transition will be as easy as it was before, but even gay men prefer cis normal people over troons. He could try to get with those weird chaser men who have sex with MTFs because that way they don't feel gay.

I can’t help but wonder if some of them think they’re massively expanding their dating pool because straight guys theoretically now should find them attractive.

Dylan doesn’t seem autistic, but he seems socially isolated and lonely enough to fall for such nonsense. Especially if much of their social contact is terminally online guys who talk a good game about “beautiful trans girls” online for the Soc.just bonus, but wouldn’t dream about getting near one IRL.

 

[JULAY]

He looks like an old baseball glove that someone got wet and then left in the sun. I've seen 50 year old smokers who didn't look that beat up.

 

[David Glowie]

I can’t help but wonder if some of them think they’re massively expanding their dating pool because straight guys theoretically now should find them attractive.

Dylan doesn’t seem autistic, but he seems socially isolated and lonely enough to fall for such nonsense. Especially if much of their social contact is terminally online guys who talk a good game about “beautiful trans girls” online for the Soc.just bonus, but wouldn’t dream about getting near one IRL.

"Woke in the tweets, terf in the sheets" is really common. There needs to be a little more honesty about how "you're heckin valid and hot and I would totally have sex with you" is just a nice vague asspatting thing people say rather than an indication of actual sexual intent.