Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AirdropShitposts]

He should post his damn near perfect ACT score to own all the atalkers.

 

[delite]

Just some clarification for his sperging out he was "writing" earlier today which involves slamming miller lites at hooligans. By earlier today I mean 1-5pm. Which involved him walking home and drinking hard liquor to further his "creativity" afterwards. Twitter is all he has and all he does. Niki is elated when man baby goes to hoolys because its the only time he leaves the fart couch. "Sci Fi" is fantasy much like he has famtasys that he isnt fat and didnt fail out of high school. Patrick didnt flunk out to pursure his passion of science and nature but live in another half house in a swamp. Sci fi is fucking gay and pat is fat.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Can someone explain to non Americans what a 1.7 GPA means (like 1.7 out of 10? 20?) and how retarded you need to be to actually get it?

Another data point to help understand how much of an imbecile this arrogant homonculus is: he finished high-school in position 87 of 113 in a shitty public school in Bumfuck Nowhere. Bottom 23%.

Which is bad, but would not be absolutely as revolting as it is if this nigga didn't believe he's a God among Men and didn't have a habit of telling humble PhDs online either "Wrong. Fuck, youre stupid!" or "Shhh... Be quiet sweetheart, adults are talking now."

His doctor should prescribe a yearly dose of "punch in the fucking mouth". It would do wonders to Fatty as a person.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Another data point to help understand how much of an imbecile this arrogant homonculus is: he finished high-school in position 87 of 113 in a shitty public school. Bottom 23%.

87 out of 113 in a small town in the middle of Wisconsin is on par with the guy living in the smaller house on a farm. He is literally too dumb to be trusted with the tractors on a farm but he is gonna lecture people on space.

Someone needs to go to his next convention and replace the handouts with his high school grades so people can just laugh at him

 

[I Just Can't Do It :(]

Do we know if he ever attempted to go in the military? He strikes me as the guy who would attempt that and either quit or get kicked out 2 days in. It is highly likely considering how bad he did in high school. Is there a way to check that?

 

[HarrietTubmansTittyFuckSu]

He’s more of a stolen valor kind of guy, though I imagine close second would be him joining with the intent to be so clever and witty during basic that he’s instantly promoted and respected by high ranking officials and everyone clapped etc

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

If Patirck ever tried joining the military, we'd know about it because he wouldn't be able to shut up how he was so good at killing people 10 different ways they sent him to train special forces (right after his regular meetings at the Pentagon of course) and how the M1 Abrams was upgraded specifically because he found a way to disable it with a paint balloon. I mean we're talking about a guy who elevated the time he told a lifeguard "I think that kid's drowning" to him heroically saving a life with CPR as a paramedic.

 

[Maude Snew]

Why is he assuming he can understand the motivations, methods and technological capabilities of alien intelligence? Starting to think his sci-fi books may not be that good.

Nah, Aliens are really fucking stupid. You know when they come here they're not sending their best and brightest. Why do you think they keep getting beaten by Will Smith?

 

[Meriasek]

lol This planet is fucking loud moron. We do nothing about any of our signals so it's just blasting into space. Radio signals can be detected something like one lightyear away and be deciphered. It's when you get into beamed signals is where you get even more distance. And no I'm not talking about the Tromsø transmission, that's just the most powerful one we've used intentionally. Earth is basically the Leftist idiot with poor OpSec. A more advanced civilization would know not to give away their location because they probably know how far the closest retard is to them
By the way, the more power you put into a signal the less it's going to "degrade" (correct word is diffused). One from 1920 will just be white noise because it's too weak, one from today you could probably make out a few sounds depending on the distance. Past Alpha Centauri (Alpha Centauri is a trinary system you dumb illiterate fuck tard, Proxima Centauri is just one of the stars) your regular shit isn't going to go that far, pump more energy into? Sure, but no one is going to waste their power grid on that to give an alien a clear audio signal for the radio play of Star Wars Episode 4

Also, "Cosmic Background Radiation" is usually used for the microwave background, and not for general cosmic radiation. And the microwave background has totally different origins and isn't just noise like Fattycakes thinks. And yeah, "degradation" is completely wrong here, and even then a typical radio signal wouldn't suddenly become indistinguishable from the microwave background.
Can't check Project Rho right now, but pretty sure he just saw something there and didn't understand shit as usual.

 

[BScCollateral]

Here's the whole retarded lecture. Gather 'round and enjoy a lesson on space from a fat idiot who failed every high school science class:

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Meanwhile, on planet Earth, people with the resources go to Antarctica and low earth orbit entirely for the hell of it.
Also, note the obvious self-contradiction: "Wars are fought over resources" and "Wars are fought over whose god has a bigger dick."

 

[Oliver Onions]

You see, my poor grades are actually evidence I'm a genius, not a lazy retard.

Every midwit retard makes this excuse. "I'm not a dropout, I just didn't fit into the conventional model for education! I learn differently!"

The difference is most of these people could have performed well if they'd bothered to apply themselves, whereas I think Pat really did try his hardest he's just an actual fucking idiot.

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

I don't know anything about space microwaves and shit, but I DO know fat.

Mr. Patty, sir, you are a fatty.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Do we know if he ever attempted to go in the military? He strikes me as the guy who would attempt that and either quit or get kicked out 2 days in. It is highly likely considering how bad he did in high school. Is there a way to check that?

"There's no way I could join the military, child. I'd have kicked the drill instructor's ass if he yelled at me/got in my face!"

I can guarantee without him ever having said this that was his perspective on him enlisting.

There's always a few guys like that in basic. Take a guess as to how often this never happened or how quickly they learned that getting smoked because you have a big fucking mouth sucks way worse than getting your ass kicked.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Patrick screams "I would've of joined but I'd had punched a drill sergeant of he got in my face" type of guy.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Pat is trying to double-dip on a viral tweet he had in 2020. Except instead of posting it twice it's the 15th time he posts it:


this is his life.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Pat is trying to double-dip on a viral tweet he had in 2020. Except instead of posting it twice it's the 15th time he posts it:
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this is his life.

One hit wonder playing his greatest hits. He's so fucking fat.

"There's no way I could join the military, child. I'd have kicked the drill instructor's ass if he yelled at me/got in my face!"

I can guarantee without him ever having said this that was his perspective on him enlisting.

There's always a few guys like that in basic. Take a guess as to how often this never happened or how quickly they learned that getting smoked because you have a big fucking mouth sucks way worse than getting your ass kicked.

Out of curiosity, what does getting smoked mean here? I think of it as getting killed but in basic is it getting verbally ripped down?

 

[RussianParasite]

Lol at the thought of Pat ever being in good enough shape to get into the US military. The bar isn’t that high, but between his fat and the unbelievably low ASVAB none of the armed services would accept him.

 

[RCR]

Lol at the thought of Pat ever being in good enough shape to get into the US military. The bar isn’t that high, but between his fat and the unbelievably low ASVAB none of the armed services would accept him.

Wrong.

Patrick runs half marathons. He can bench 250lbs. He is trained in multiple martial arts, has sent hundreds of thousands of round down range and is an expert shot.

You think the army wouldn't accept him? The Navy SEALs would be *begging* Pat to join if ever he was so inclined. He just has no interest. His literary career is just too important

 

[RussianParasite]

Wrong.

Patrick runs half marathons. He can bench 250lbs. He is trained in multiple martial arts, has sent hundreds of thousands of round down range and is an expert shot.

You think the army wouldn't accept him? The Navy SEALs would be *begging* Pat to join if ever he was so inclined. He just has no interest. His literary career is just too important

I have changed my mind. His experience in (internet) battles with (stalker) children could prove invaluable in African conflicts. Kony’s child army would stand no chance.

Not to mention, he would be able to feed nearly the rest of Africa with his newly acquired access to pepperoni raw materials all while making the dark continent a little less dark— these sorts of war crimes go unnoticed in that part of the world.

 

[I Just Can't Do It :(]

He would have his SFWA lieutenants rape them before, after or during the pepperonification process as well.

Btw, has he expressed any opinions on Heinlein that anyone gives enough of a fuck to remember?