Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Tangled Headphones]

How does she even "afford" an apartment?
She has no job, she doesn't have SSI and DEFINITELY doesn't have SSDI.
I've never seen a clear answer regarding this and it all feels like complete fuckery just like the rest of her life and lies like her "intersex conditions" lmao.

It's all just beyond embarrassing at her age.

Doesn't she get welfare and her parents pay part of her rent or smth? Though I wouldn't be surprised if they just pay for all of it just to get her away from them

 

[Monkey Pink]

Doesn't she get welfare and her parents pay part of her rent or smth? Though I wouldn't be surprised if they just pay for all of it just to get her away from them

"Welfare" would be SSI or SSDI, wouldn't it? She receives neither, and the only other "welfare" programs I can think of are EBT and TANF given to pregnant women.

I think her parents are paying her rent 100%.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

I have nothing to add except this post here where she mentions how oppressed she is by being nonbinary transmasc and intersex when in reality she’s neither.

Also, it’s her parents paying for that apartment, 100%. They probably are wasting this money to get her away from them and to try to get her accustomed to being on her own, since they are older people after all. They probably have her come back every weekend so she doesn’t completely go retard mode all on her own.

 

[PBR Streetgang]

I think her parents are paying, but I also think it's shady af that she hasn't mentioned the $10k grant again. Either she didn't actually get it, and/or the group giving out grants wasn't legit, or she's simply quietly spending it. I could totally see them asking her for a "processing fee" and scamming her lol

 

[Tangled Headphones]

I think her parents are paying, but I also think it's shady af that she hasn't mentioned the $10k grant again. Either she didn't actually get it, and/or the group giving out grants wasn't legit, or she's simply quietly spending it. I could totally see them asking her for a "processing fee" and scamming her lol

I forgot about that grant. Considering her nonprofit doesn't actually do anything for anyone I'm assuming that money is how she acquires new buttons/shirts/other tranny fandom merch

 

[Meowzers]

You did the Wegmans Weedeater pic too, didn't you? These are the funniest shit I've ever seen, you represent her perfectly but in such a retardedly endearing way. Unironically she should ditch her piccrew and use one of these as her pfp, people commission worse for cash all the time. 10/10 inspired.


If smutty fanfiction has taught us anything, it's that a lack of human contact does things to a mf. Stapphy is just the profoundly unsexy version of that.

little spudlet staph is like the cutest thing i've ever drawn (and sweaty buff catboy dahmer is the worst), and i'm kicking myself because i can't show my kf shitpost art to anyone

seriously no one can see this except you guys.


no one

 

[BoobWhiskers]

little spudlet staph is like the cutest thing i've ever drawn (and sweaty buff catboy dahmer is the worst), and i'm kicking myself because i can't show my kf shitpost art to anyone
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seriously no one can see this except you guys.

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no one

Not being able to show funny art anywhere but here definitely sucks, I know the pain, but if it makes you feel any better these 100% get shown around the table at dinner when I regale my normie housemates with stories from the Farms. Everyone loves this silly bullshit

 

[Chromeo]

little spudlet staph is like the cutest thing i've ever drawn (and sweaty buff catboy dahmer is the worst), and i'm kicking myself because i can't show my kf shitpost art to anyone
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seriously no one can see this except you guys.

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no one

I know the pain of having to hide your true self Kiwi art too, but pls god never stop posting

Best MJ art 10/10

 

[Humbert Humbert]

It was a mildly interesting day for our retard.
Today’s post does not start well, with her claiming to be a t4t (trans loving trans) transmasc who’s been accused of fetishizing MtFs.

In reality she fetishizes dead serial killers.

Begged for boosts on her pinned tweet (which is still the white patch with the illegible yellow writing). Someone felt bad and retweeted that shit

And with the news of Brianna Ghey’s murder (the trans teenager who was tragically stabbed in the UK and deranged troons claim it was 100% JK Rowling’s fault), she decided to retweet a bunch of shit about it and then post this dogshit take that people shouldn’t use #RestInPower for her because she was white and that’s a hashtag for THE BROWN

Later, she gets on her soapbox to announce that she’s an asexual who likes having sex (words don’t have meaning anymore I guess and you’re a virgin, dumbass)

Moving over to Tumblr, the latest thing she said was that she studied parts of the bible that were used to justify antiblackness and queerphobia in an attempt to understand bigots

Earlier, she talked about one of her witchcraft books teaching her about parasitic spirits and how her mind immediately went to some tumblr user (I didn’t care enough to look into this and I don’t know anything about this spirituality shit to be able to explain even if I did)

Her mind also probably went to “the Michael Jackson spirit! He must have been a parasitic spirit, but he didn’t lead me astray, because it was him grooming the kids!”

On her NSFW blog, she changed the name thing to “the horrors and the whores” (you’re only the first, not the second)

I didn’t bother to go far enough into that horror feed to find something she said (if she even did say anything today, that is) so please enjoy these reblogs that I felt were good enough to share.

Your thighs aren’t biteable, they’re just flabby.

The middle post she reblogged in this screenshot is concerning, considering her partner of choice right now is Jeffrey fucking Dahmer

Edit: I genuinely love writing these daily staph updates, because I get to mock everything she says while presenting it, without looking like I’m completely a-logging the fuck out of her even though I kind of am today. Like seriously, Stephanie? You’re gonna nitpick what hashtags people are using for a murdered teenager??? Be real girl

 

[a hapless toad]

Moving over to Tumblr, the latest thing she said was that she studied parts of the bible that were used to justify antiblackness and queerphobia in an attempt to understand bigots

She's confusing the mark of Cain (as in Cain and Abel, Adam's sons, not Canaan) with the mark of Ham (one of Noah's sons).

But she totally studied the Bible you guys.

 

[PBR Streetgang]

She's confusing the mark of Cain (as in Cain and Abel, Adam's sons, not Canaan) with the mark of Ham (one of Noah's sons).

But she totally studied the Bible you guys.

She also does not know the difference between the various forms of slavery referenced in the bible (ranging from "essentially a serf" to "decently compensated service worker" to "deeply shitty, Let My People Go, etc") and the chattel slavery that people in the modern US think about when they hear "slave."
Master's degree holder here, folks.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

It was a mildly interesting day for our retard.
Today’s post does not start well, with her claiming to be a t4t (trans loving trans) transmasc who’s been accused of fetishizing MtFs.
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In reality she fetishizes dead serial killers.

Begged for boosts on her pinned tweet (which is still the white patch with the illegible yellow writing). Someone felt bad and retweeted that shit
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And with the news of Brianna Ghey’s murder (the trans teenager who was tragically stabbed in the UK and deranged troons claim it was 100% JK Rowling’s fault), she decided to retweet a bunch of shit about it and then post this dogshit take that people shouldn’t use #RestInPower for her because she was white and that’s a hashtag for THE BROWN
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Later, she gets on her soapbox to announce that she’s an asexual who likes having sex (words don’t have meaning anymore I guess and you’re a virgin, dumbass)
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Moving over to Tumblr, the latest thing she said was that she studied parts of the bible that were used to justify antiblackness and queerphobia in an attempt to understand bigots
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Earlier, she talked about one of her witchcraft books teaching her about parasitic spirits and how her mind immediately went to some tumblr user (I didn’t care enough to look into this and I don’t know anything about this spirituality shit to be able to explain even if I did)
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Her mind also probably went to “the Michael Jackson spirit! He must have been a parasitic spirit, but he didn’t lead me astray, because it was him grooming the kids!”

On her NSFW blog, she changed the name thing to “the horrors and the whores” (you’re only the first, not the second)
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I didn’t bother to go far enough into that horror feed to find something she said (if she even did say anything today, that is) so please enjoy these reblogs that I felt were good enough to share.
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Your thighs aren’t biteable, they’re just flabby.

The middle post she reblogged in this screenshot is concerning, considering her partner of choice right now is Jeffrey fucking Dahmer
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Edit: I genuinely love writing these daily staph updates, because I get to mock everything she says while presenting it, without looking like I’m completely a-logging the fuck out of her even though I kind of am today. Like seriously, Stephanie? You’re gonna nitpick what hashtags people are using for a murdered teenager??? Be real girl

Got to love how much she contradicts herself whenever sexuality is involved - she'll call herself "T4T" and list all her labels, but then turn around and basically admit she only likes cock, be it a troon's shrivelled pecker from all the hormones or a ghost's phantom peen.

(Slightly off topic but you couldn't pick a better surname for a troon than "Ghey", takes me back to the days of the internet when "that's so ghey lmao" and similar phrases were used)

 

[Anna O]

Stephanie keeps reblogging these ebegging posts from tumblr user “havekat”:


What particularly tickles me about this, and what I can only assume Stephanie is not aware of, is that havekat is a notorious “TERF.” Miss thing here is signal boosting someone who LITERALLY wants to GENOCIDE her you guyyyyys

(mild autism below the cut)

Spoiler

incidentally, havekat, under her other username rad-bad-and-dangerous-to-know, is by far the closest thing to a lolcow that “radblr” (radical feminism Tumblr, aka big bad scary TERFs) has to offer. She has been involved in lots of retarded drama, including catfishing and lying about her race, but my personal favorite of her antics is her Etsy shop’s delusional pricing. If you’ve ever wanted to spend $18k on a mediocre watercolor, havekat is your gal!


Ah, pardon me! You can now snatch up this masterpiece for a measly $9250. Evidently she is having a 50% off sale on her entire shop right now.

Anyway this person’s existence greatly entertains me and the fact that Staph is boosting her ebegging is the icing on the cake. Sperg hour over.

In other news, she appears to have deleted her MJ/Night Stalker fanfic several days ago. I for one am quite disappointed as I was waiting with bated breath to see how Steve Jobs and Madonna were going to factor in and also looking forward to her inevitable incorporation of racial slurs

 

[Tangled Headphones]

Shoutout to all paraphiles all of them are heckin valid

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

"Dear people who rape infants, toddlers, and children, you are valid and loved and I love you"
"Dear people who rape puppies to death, you are valid and loved and I love you"
"Dear people who fuck dead rotting corpses, you are valid and loved and I love you"

Staph needs to be kept away from children and vulnerable people, forever.

 

[Tangled Headphones]

"Dear people who rape infants, toddlers, and children, you are valid and loved and I love you"
"Dear people who rape puppies to death, you are valid and loved and I love you"
"Dear people who fuck dead rotting corpses, you are valid and loved and I love you"

Staph needs to be kept away from children and vulnerable people, forever.

"If you want to rape babies or animals, you can't help it, you're still valid and good and it's not like you actually hurt anyone uwu if you play harry potter game you are literally a murderer who KILLED a CHILD and you should die."
I love Steph.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

"If you want to rape babies or animals, you can't help it, you're still valid and good and it's not like you actually hurt anyone uwu if you play harry potter game you are literally a murderer who KILLED a CHILD and you should die."
I love Steph.

Speaking of Harry Potter game, my housemate just got it and has been having a great time. Is it bad if I'm seriously considering seeing how feasible it is to make a Womb Wizard stand-in for that game? I don't think the character creation really allows for ugly, but she seems so perfectly suited.

 

[Tangled Headphones]

Speaking of Harry Potter game, my housemate just got it and has been having a great time. Is it bad if I'm seriously considering seeing how feasible it is to make a Womb Wizard stand-in for that game? I don't think the character creation really allows for ugly, but she seems so perfectly suited.

You cannot make obese or downsyndrome but I did get a fedora in the game and thought of her

 

[Ophelia]

Yarrow, why wait for summer? You get that crop top and you wear that crop top. There’s no way it will make you look even more feminine. /sar

 

[forgotten corn]

Please don’t encourage the crop top, her tits are so saggy and floppy they would hang out the bottom and I do not want to witness that.