Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

[Fapcop]

I could see him and Jazz killing Jeanette quite frankly... He'd do what you say. Both of them give off repressed rage vibes for sure. If anyone is familiar with Pauline Parker and Juliet Hulme /Anne Perry, I can see both of them (Sander and Jazz) taking Jeanette on a walk someday and well, Heavenly Creatures directed by Peter Jackson,even with the CGI considered lacking, gives a pretty good indicator of what will happen.

I think Sander is too dumb to ever realize the role his mom played in Fucking up his life.

I could totally see him taking that repressed rage out on himself through mutilation by trooning out though. He’s already soaked pretty good in the troon marinade.

Jazz is smart enough but he’s far too sensitive and broken to ever admit it to himself.

Ironically, if Jeanette had devoted more attention to Sander both him and Jazz would have been better off, since that would have meant less smothering.

Interesting to see the other twin not being a total failure. Just goes to show that how we turn out is nurture, nature… And a role of the dice sometimes.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Interesting to see the other twin not being a total failure. Just goes to show that how we turn out is nurture, nature… And a role of the dice sometimes.

The other twin is doing the same as Sander but more effectively: pushing for kids to be trooned out. I don't know if he's not a failure, because that's not exactly success either.

 

[Fapcop]

The other twin is doing the same as Sander but more effectively: pushing for kids to be trooned out. I don't know if he's not a failure, because that's not exactly success either.

Well I did say not a total failure

I wonder how much of the “legal activism” is just material for the show.

They mentioned him getting top grades in an estate planning/wills class in law school so I totally wouldn’t be surprised if he ends up following in Dad’s footsteps.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

I had to skip last night’s episode because starting an hour long show at 10PM ET is too late. There does not need to be two hours of Thousand Pound Sisters. TPS is like a B-tier My 600 Lb Life episode dragged out into an entire series.

Apparently Jeanette teased Jazz about not having a penis?

 

[T.E.R.F]

Funny that last episode went out of their way to make Jazz getting waxed some big event because this episode he’s poolside with Jaclyn and the blonde fake friend troon who are bemoaning how it’s so unfair they grow hair and makes them so dysphoric and no one who’s not a troon could possibly understand. Like is their understanding of women only from 21st century porn? They’re not even talking about “bottom surgery”, they’re talking about shaving as if it’s normal for women to be hairless. Jazz responds that he doesn’t have this problem and doesn’t need to shave because of the puberty blockers. So what was the waxing for again?

Oh and I totally forgot that last episode Jeanette went to see a psychic in typical crazy Jeanette fashion. I only watched about 20 minutes before getting bored but I’ll finish it and post a recap tonight.

I feel bad for Jazz though. He’s clearly seething with jealousy about his two not fat troon friends talking about moving to Los Angeles and living their lives as models. Jealousy of their independence I can understand. But I wish he realized that those two twinks are vapid, pathetic people who will have empty, drug fueled lives in CA and wonder why they still aren’t happy. They manage to make Jazz and his elementary tier poetry seem profound. And both of them are already injecting botox. They’re like what, early 20s?? Get that Harvard education, Jazz.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Like is their understanding of women only from 21st century porn?

Yes. It's either that or drag queens. As Jazz doesn't have a sexual drive, his performance as a woman is entirely based on drag queens. Look at how he acts when he's trying to act the part of a woman and notice how much he is copying gay man dressed as women rather than women.

 

[Fapcop]

Redditors being redditors and cooooming to Jazz.

Seeing them tard on about Jazz’s “sweet juicy lips” made me chuckle so I figured I’d share with my kiwi frens.

 

[ZeeMarin]

Imagine being some lower-middle class kid who worked super-hard in high school, studied, volunteered, etc. and got into Harvard only to learn that some doof with surgery, drugs and a lousy reality-show got accepted as well. I’d love to hear what his classmates think.

 

[expectant asshole]

jazz needs to cut off his family like they cut off his dick.

 

[NoReturn]

Holy shit guys, either Sander isn't moderating, they're being raided, or something changed in the TikTok algorithm.

And on Jazz's account, look at this fucking thumbnail:


Here's the related video and some comments:

And while we're here, let's enjoy some /jazz/

Yes. It's either that or drag queens. As Jazz doesn't have a sexual drive, his performance as a woman is entirely based on drag queens. Look at how he acts when he's trying to act the part of a woman and notice how much he is copying gay man dressed as women rather than women.

Minor-PL, but one of my first "Wait a god damn minute here" moments re: trans people and drag was a drag queen in a public space commenting on my appearance as a teenager.
I get the feeling Jazz-tachi don't know, don't want to know, and don't care to know. They're chasing a fantasy, not the reality.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Question for the ladies with enormous knockers:

Do any real boobs sit like that?

Powerlevel but my modest bosoms naturally sit at 4 and 8 when I am lying down.

Whereas his look like they could drive the car.

Having one ride up like that looks very uncomfortable.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Question for the ladies with enormous knockers:

Do any real boobs sit like that?

Powerlevel but my modest bosoms naturally sit at 4 and 8 when I am lying down.

Whereas his look like they could drive the car.

Having one ride up like that looks very uncomfortable.

They probably think ladies have to douche because vaginas aren’t self cleaning. So it’s normal that theirs smell like dookie because they’re just not cleaning them right.

 

[LimeRikki]

Question for the ladies with enormous knockers:

Do any real boobs sit like that?

Powerlevel but my modest bosoms naturally sit at 4 and 8 when I am lying down.

Whereas his look like they could drive the car.

Having one ride up like that looks very uncomfortable.

Moobs aren't boobs. Makes sense that they would fall in different positions on a male than a female.

I have not searched for additional evidence to back up my point because I love myself too much to stare at man tits and compare.

 

[KeepHopeAlive]

Who needs a partner when your mom loves you like this...

How many mothers can brag they've had sex with their son and daughter, but only one child?

 

[Fapcop]

Fucking LMAO at Sander’s desperate attempts at adulting.

Imagine being in your mid 20ies and writing “I live in MY OWN apartment” and “I just bought MY OWN car” in your bio as if it’s an achievement and not just what everyone functioning normally do.

It reads like something a little kid LARPing would write.

 

[T.E.R.F]

Ok, finally got around to finishing this shitshow.

So, show opens and of course Jazz awkwardly rejects Dayron. He gets an embarrassing confessional where he plays it cool and in the following scenes it's pretty clear Jazz is never gonna see him again. Bet he wishes he hadn't attempted his 10 minutes of fame or whatever you call being on a TLC show.

Long scene at the pool with two of Jazz' actual female friends (who naturally get no dialogue) but it's mostly Jaclyn and Tyler (the blonde tranny) having embarrassingly retarded conversations. The dating app is producing a lot of content for the show because what do you know Jazz is now talking to Yash and he happens to send her a message just then and there. They show their first facetime. Yash is 26, Indian, not cute, but at least finished a biomedical engineering degree from Rutgers and not a total loser. Just an awkward guy who has a very awkward conversation with Jazz where he tells him he's totally getting into poetry and misquotes some Yeats. To the show's credit, despite certain things being scripted, they definitely can't be assed to do multiple takes or else the shit they leave in is baffling. They decide to meet later in the week.

Cue Kryss (obnoxious weird lady from last season) and Jeanette hanging out. I thought I hated her last season but she's even worse this time around. They make sure to put "PhD" after her name during each confessional to give her some veneer of legitimacy. Lest the casual audience wonder who the fuck this weirdo is. Jeanette recounts the date and that Jazz didn't feel comfortable/ready to kiss Dayton. Kryss immediately quips that maybe physical urges just "aren't something [Jazz' body] does" and that she is probably asexual. Jeanette is visibly repulsed at this idea -- trans kids are awesome but asexuals are fucking freaks. Kryss then suggests, and I quote, that maybe Jeanette should "nudge [Jazz] towards sluttin' it up". Even Jeanette is taken aback by this. I assumed they were alone but then Jazz casually WALKS IN and says he doesn't think it's a good idea either. He says his mom drinking never leads to anything good (Jeannette asks him what he means), followed by the show's quota of penis jokes and then Jazz pontificating that it's so cool he's had both a penis and a vagina.

Then comes the Jaclyn and Tyler's photoshoot. The producers have to delight in showing just how retarded these zoomers are. Jaclyn is excited about the "exponential opportunity" of a photoshoot and Tyler has no idea who Jacqueline Kennedy is. We're supposed to be wowed by the appearance of "Lauren Foster." They tell us he was a super famous trans model in the 80s yet apparently isn't even worthy of a Wikipedia page. Reading straight from the cue card, Jaclyn says "Wow, weren't you one of the first trans models for a huge agency?" Apparently the agency is so big they can't even name it!

"Lauren" doesn't even look good for a transwoman. And offensively suggests he was "outed" as if that's even possible and that it "made magazine covers." Sure Jan. He then suggests that the "girls" should want to be seen as models and not trans models. He's just so sick of being fetishized as if any natal woman looking like he does would get so much as the opportunity to model a burlap sack. Jazz gets a confessional where he's sad about his mom being so controlling and he wishes he had freedom like his friends do.

Next comes yet another trans kids whatever rally event. Jeanette gives a speech and her voice cracks at all the right times as she emotionally blackmails the audience saying that Jazz would have killed himself if he hadn't been able to "live as a girl" (whatever the fuck that means) but not a single tear is shed. She's wearing tacky, age-inappropriate glittery eyeshadow and reveling in every second. We get a mix of live shots and confessionals from Jazz. He goes through the motions and says the right things, but looks so stone-faced and emotionless. "I'm proud of you" he tells Jeanette without a hint of inflection in his voice.

Now Jazz is getting ready for his date with Yash. He is wearing a heinous, frumpy light blue dress with short sleeves. Reminds me of one of the fairies from Sleeping Beauty. Jeanette makes sure to remind him how unsafe the world is and that she'll be staying up late for him as she sends him out the door.

That would be too unceremonious to end on, so Jazz has to have a panic attack before the date starts. And scene!

Previews for next week spoil that the date must have not gone well. We see Jazz speed dating with Jaclyn. It must be some producer staged "pansexual" speed dating thing because we see Jazz talking to a black woman and then some 35 year old who looks like an even wonkier version of Andrew Tate. Family does some yoga with goats and Jazz tells Jeanette that he might drop out of school again or take a gap year.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

They mentioned him getting top grades in an estate planning/wills class in law school so I totally wouldn’t be surprised if he ends up following in Dad’s footsteps.

Yeah, he's staying out of the way (like Dad) and parroting a "Trans lives matter" chant when prompted. Otherwise, he'd rather a normie, Jewey existence.

 

[T.E.R.F]

Yeah, he's staying out of the way (like Dad) and parroting a "Trans lives matter" chant when prompted. Otherwise, he'd rather a normie, Jewey existence.

Honestly not sure about that. In the last season it implied he wanted to get involved in legislation. Just like how people think Ari is a secret dissident yet she's writing her PhD thesis about trans kids. Compared to Sander and Jazz, they are more well-adjusted so prefer to stay out of the spotlight, but they're still in as deep as the rest of them.

 

[Fapcop]

I wonder how Janette will process the fact that SHE is the one who turned Jazz asexual (yuck!), by pumping him full of puberty blockers?

(Que the sound bite of butcher Bowers admitting to the fact that none of the kids that got puberty blockers have ever had an orgasm.)

She’ll probably rewrite history yet again and try to go with “Well Jazz has always been asexual, even as a little kid he thought private parts were gross!”

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

Honestly not sure about that. In the last season it implied he wanted to get involved in legislation. Just like how people think Ari is a secret dissident yet she's writing her PhD thesis about trans kids. Compared to Sander and Jazz, they are more well-adjusted so prefer to stay out of the spotlight, but they're still in as deep as the rest of them.

I suppose you're right. I mean, you can't be raised in a household of any kind and not be affected by it in some way. Come from alcoholics but you swear when you grow up to abstain; only to have an addiction to exercise? Fast and loose analogy, yes, but the point is that you're spot on.