Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

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There's no such thing as "trans kids," and even saying that says "I want to mutilate the sexual organs of children to make them conform to my fucked-up, diseased ideology."

Leave kids alone you freaks.
“Trans kids” don’t exist, they are the mutilated victims of performative “acceptance” by painfully unremarkable parents.
Social science experiments.
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Why is this important to Honeycomb? I highlighted the important bit from Elliot’s most recent LinkedIn post I archived:

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Will your one employee-elected representative on the board protect you from venture capitalists pulling their funding once they’re on the hook for more interest than anticipated? Only time will give us the true answer, but I’m sensing that the writing is already on the walls here.
Why is Elliot talking publicly about the ownership structure? Is there trouble brewing in the company?
Are they running out of money? Have someone on the board complained about Elliot just doing his deranged war against the internet instead of doing his actual job and this hurts the company?
Is this the early lead up to Elliot going full attack mode on the investors and the board?

This faggot did go super hard against upper management at Google too before they had to fire his ass.

EDIT: Knowing how this faggot operates I think this is a warning to the board members "listen up, we have a guy on the board, say some shit I don't like at the next board meeting and there will be an Andy Rubin situation".
 
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“I don’t understand why the fuck else a child would commit fucking murder.” Maybe because kids don’t think the long-term consequences of their actions through? See also: cutting your dick off.
Huh. I didn't know every single school shooting in the last century, the victims were all trans.
I didn't know every violent gang that has teenagers in it, the victims were all trans.
I didn't know that every time a kid is fighting another kid and accidentally kills them, the victims were always trans.
I didn't know that in infamous cases like the Bulger case or the Slenderman case or the two girls Peter Jackson made 'Heavenly Creatures' about, the victims were all trans.

I do love the sub-heading to the article's thread here says the narcissism is off the charts, because it really is with troons. It's already being paraded around as a, 'See? This is what happens when you play the Evil Wizard Game!' But this isn't just the end result of troons being allowed to be troons, this is the end result of idpol in general. Who was the kid who died? Doesn't matter. Only matters what he was, and that was a troon, and so that can be all anyone sees of him, because no one has ever killed anyone for any reason other than idpol.

I expect them to try and make this murder the new Matthew Shepard just like they did with the suicide of Leelah Alcorn - a dead kid they'll use as a weapon to try and emotionally bully everyone. Troons haven't ever let facts stand in the way of their victimhood narrative - they're not going to start when there's a corpse available just when they're calling everyone murderers.
 
Is there trouble brewing in the company?

Elliot's utter lack of decorum or professionalism is naturally taking its course.

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Elliot is posting about an event that Honeycomb is hosting. | Original

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The URL in Elliot's post redirects to this page, where a (presumed) customer of Honeycomb talks about how excellent their services supposedly are. I must admit: I am tempted to be a fly on the wall, but I'm not fucking retarded enough to dox myself through a work email. Though, with that in mind, let's take a look at the host of this event.

Allow me to introduce Martin Thwaites, nondescript LinkedIn profile attached and below:
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His affiliation with Honeycomb is seemingly minimal, as the bulk of his effort is situated on his consulting business.

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“martinjt” also returns his GitHub repositories.

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That Google search I did for “martinjt" also returned a defunct account for an old IT support forum called "Tek-Tips.com"

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Aforementioned search results returns his Twitter account of MartinDotNet (Nitter 1 | Nitter 2)
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Attempting to look up his birthday like I have with Alyss and Jeffrey, sadly, returns this photo of his breakfast. I must say: that is a hearty-looking platter, beans for breakfast notwithstanding.
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He also has a history with Elliot, first tweets dating back to 05 April 2019.

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This is the part that gets a little frustrating for me because a forced system restart meant I lost the links that I archived. Not the video, thankfully. Below is an hour-long Twitch VOD that I saved, shrunk, and split via ffmpeg. If anyone could help me recover the link (if at all possible) that would be sincerely appreciated.



Hachyderm account, though I didn't care to find anything on it. Unlike his morbidly obese colleague in Jeffrey, Martin's comparatively boring.
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Last thing of note, I wanted to highlight (or perhaps "bring observability to” in the interest of smarmy wordplay): there's this video he did with somebody named James Eastham about OpenTelemetry with .NET on AWS using Honeycomb. Local archive below.
 
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Elliot's utter lack of decorum or professionalism is naturally taking its course.

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That guy Marten just looks like the average hipster nerd to me. He probably only are only causally associated with Elliot since they work on similar things.

The event though, why is Elliot not speaking there? This would be the kind of event that Elliot would lead and would give the keynote to. I mean that is basically his job description.
 
Why is this important to Honeycomb? I highlighted the important bit from Elliot’s most recent LinkedIn post I archived:

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Will your one employee-elected representative on the board protect you from venture capitalists pulling their funding once they’re on the hook for more interest than anticipated? Only time will give us the true answer, but I’m sensing that the writing is already on the walls here.
Chances then LFJ might be on the chopping block and if it's the case, how he might react.
 
That guy, Marten, just looks like the average hipster nerd to me. He's probably only causally associated with Elliot, since they work on similar things.

He looks like the kind of guy who decided that computer science was too hard, so he pivoted over to being a Microsoft sysadmin trained in Microsoft tooling. Then again, I'm hardly qualified to talk since I only know enough C to write "hello world," but that's neither here nor there.

The event though, why is Elliot not speaking there? This would be the kind of event that Elliot would lead and would give the keynote to. I mean, that is basically his job description.

I think pivoting over to LinkedIn, targeting and harassing the families of T1 ISP staff, and blatantly featuring his autistic crusade against the Green Bird Site on his profile has a lot to do with it. My involvement in this thread certainly did him no favours, but he was the architect of his destruction from the very beginning.

I would have literally no fucking reason to be on LinkedIn, retrieving updates from his profile, looking up the co-workers and contacts he interacts with, and doing some investigation into Honeycomb.io on my own time, had Elliot decided to stay on Twitter or make more frequent use of his Cohost. I'm certainly down to keep skulking through his (and by extension Honeycomb's) LinkedIn profile for as long as he makes consistent use of it.

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EDIT 15FEB 08:13 GMT-5: Speak of the fucking devil, Elliot has another event that he's reposting on his LinkedIn account. | Original
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Melbourne SRE Meetup for anyone who cares (below is what the link directs to).
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I found this gem on the SREcon site, this page includes a contact address to voice concerns even. My favorite part is where they disregard the statistics that point to an overall decline in violent hate crimes in the United States to inject their own subjective "feelings" regarding the matter. Who knows, they might be onto something, as even Elliot, Liz Fong-Jones has self-admitted to committing a sexual assault under the misnomer "consent accident". I'm almost certain that crime never was reported to authorities.

It's not really a surprise that this organization would continue to invite Elliot to speak considering he's held chair positions on the organizing committees in the past. I don't know the extent of his involvement these days, however, his involvement with any organized event should be a warning sign of the overall tone and presentation quality that one will have to endure. (pro-tip: i recommend not attending).

also, we're still waiting...

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USENIX Statement on Diversity and Inclusion​


As approved by the USENIX Board of Directors on January 23, 2023
At USENIX, a diverse, equitable, and inclusive environment is one where all community members and event attendees, whatever their age, education, ethnicity, gender, gender expression, gender identity, national origin, neurotype, race, ethnicity, religion, belief system, spiritual practice, sexual orientation, physical ability, physical appearance, body size, or other distinguishing characteristics—whether or not protected by law—feel valued and respected. Intentionally promoting an environment where members of all historically marginalized groups feel safe benefits us all.
As such, USENIX ardently condemns the continued systemic racism and ever-increasing rise in hate-driven rhetoric and crime around the world. This violence and suppression of rights not only disenfranchises people, but endangers their very lives. As an organization primarily based out of the United States, we would like to specifically call out the rise of race, ethnicity, religion, gender, and sexuality-based hate crime in this country. Even the alarming statistics collected by the United States Government drastically underrepresent the true scope of the problem since most hate crimes go unreported.
USENIX entreats all community members to stand with us against all forms of hate and discrimination, strengthening the bonds of community and fellowship with those unlike ourselves. As an organization, we are committed to a nondiscriminatory approach in all of the work we do, with equitable opportunity for all. We respect and value diverse life experiences and heritages and strive to ensure that all voices are heard and appreciated.
To that end:
  • We require that all event attendees, speakers, sponsors, exhibitors, staff, volunteers, and community participants adhere to our Code of Conduct. USENIX staff are trained to address any incidents that may occur.
  • We provide guidance to authors and presenters via our Code of Conduct regarding alternatives to discriminatory terminology and ask them to avoid language that could be perceived as offensive to others.
  • We offer conference grants for students and members of underrepresented populations.
  • When selecting conference venues, we thoughtfully consider the needs of our attendees, and strive to provide reasonable accommodations for those in need of them.
This statement is intended to be a dynamic and evolving perspective on diversity, equity, and inclusion as it relates to USENIX activities, and we welcome your respectful and thoughtful feedback and exchange of ideas at inclusion@usenix.org.
Past statements on specific anti-hate movements:
 
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I found this gem on the SREcon site, this page includes a contact address to voice concerns even. My favorite part is where they disregard the statistics that point to an overall decline in violent hate crimes in the United States to inject their own subjective "feelings" regarding the matter. Who knows, they might be onto something, as even Elliot, Liz Fong-Jones has self-admitted to committing a sexual assault under the misnomer "consent accident". I'm almost certain that crime never was reported to authorities.

It's not really a surprise that this organization would continue to invite Elliot to speak considering he's held chair positions on the organizing committees in the past. I don't know the extent of his involvement these days, however, his involvement with any organized event should be a warning sign of the overall tone and presentation quality that one will have to endure. (pro-tip: i recommend not attending).

also, we're still waiting...

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Just in case if the Wayback Machine decide to exclude the SREcon site, it's now archived on Archive.md. https://archive.ph/fCQ6a
 
Just in case if the Wayback Machine decide to exclude the SREcon site, it's now archived on Archive.md. https://archive.ph/fCQ6a
Wayback Machine is compromised. It cucked to the troons during the Great Troon War and erased a ton of stuff and it was set up by the Whore Taylor Lorenz's Grandpa, it's not fit for purpose as an archive anymore, it exists to maintain their narrative the same as Wikipedoa.
Use any other active sits than them.
 
Wayback Machine is compromised. It cucked to the troons during the Great Troon War and erased a ton of stuff and it was set up by the Whore Taylor Lorenz's Grandpa, it's not fit for purpose as an archive anymore, it exists to maintain their narrative the same as Wikipedoa.
Use any other active sits than them.
It's still usable for double-mirroring; at times IA grabs pages faster or in more complete condition than other archive sites are able to and once it has them, re-archiving is much easier for the other services. That said, doing this can break webpage formatting, but this is usually unimportant relative to the contents. Also, certain major social media sites where the content is user-provided like Youtube, Twitter, Facebook &c are never going to be excluded from the archive
 
Also, certain major social media sites where the content is user-provided like Youtube, Twitter, Facebook &c are never going to be excluded from the archive
Not true. Taylor Lorenz got all her old tweets scrubbed. IIRC their post-hoc justification was "if it's content you produced [on Twitter], you can ask and we will take it down." No mention of how they verify requests, or whether anyone outside of blood relatives of Internet Archive employees has ever made use of this process.


The accountability of the world's press depends almost entirely on archive.today, the project of one mysterious, anonymous man in Eastern Europe who runs it all off donations. Absolute clown show.
 
Not true. Taylor Lorenz got all her old tweets scrubbed. IIRC their post-hoc justification was "if it's content you produced [on Twitter], you can ask and we will take it down." No mention of how they verify requests, or whether anyone outside of blood relatives of Internet Archive employees has ever made use of this process.


The accountability of the world's press depends almost entirely on archive.today, the project of one mysterious, anonymous man in Eastern Europe who runs it all off donations. Absolute clown show.
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(art courtesy of @I’m Just A Worm)
 
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Wayback Machine is compromised. It cucked to the troons during the Great Troon War and erased a ton of stuff and it was set up by the Whore Taylor Lorenz's Grandpa, it's not fit for purpose as an archive anymore, it exists to maintain their narrative the same as Wikipedoa.
Use any other active sits than them.
You're confusing archive.org (the one that scrubbed Lorenz's stuff) with archive.today. The latter has been the target of a shutdown to no success.
 
Ever the resentful eunuch, Elliot invokes his "successes" at Google in this post about Honeycomb.io's employee-elected board member. | Original | Honeycomb.io blog post | Archive.today | Ghost Archive | Local zip archive below. He references this NYT article from 2019 about "co-determination" in corporate America.
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Let's shine some light on whom this enigmatic board representative is. I say "enigmatic" because you'll find that her LinkedIn profile has no avatar (below photo taken from her GitHub account; more on that later).
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Her LinkedIn URL is akvanhar, so let's see what pops up across various search engines:

1. Her (inactive) GitHub | https://github.com/akvanhar
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2. Her GitHub.io page (which links to her Twitter; more on that latter) | https://akvanhar.github.io/]
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3. Some Gitter.im chat room involving "open-telemetry." I refuse to figure out what it is because it prompted me to sign onto Element/Riot. Search result below to prove no 1337 h@x0r shit happened. | https://gitter.im/open-telemetry/opentelemetry-go?at=5d929d02086a72719e91ac9e
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4. Her Twitter account | Nitter 1 | Nitter 2 | https://twitter.com/akvanh
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from:akvanh to:lizthegrey returns the below
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Made an exception to purposely exclude the photos she posted of her son. Only two posts like that.
Originally tried including Twitter links with Nitter mirrors, but the sheer volume of attachments made that infeasible after a certain point.

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Original | Nitter 1 | Nitter 2 | Honeycomb Blog Post | Archive.md | Ghost Archive | Local zip archive attached
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Original | Nitter 1 | Nitter 2 | NOTE: PVH is the Twitter handle for her husband, "Peter van Hardenberg."
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Hey Mrs. Van Hardenberg, here's a suggestion: during your next board meeting, inform the investors that Honeycomb.io's Field CTO is a fucking rapist "consent accident" enthusiast and sex pest writ large.
 

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@Dread First - any way to find out who her board members are? Perhaps they'd like to know individually.

Crunchbase has you covered, but I’m not brash enough to tempt fate. Who knows what contacts Elliot can leverage when a paywall is involved? I’m only scraping through freely accessible shit.
 
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