When has a lolcow done something clever/endeared themselves to you? - Anti-A-log thread

[glue eater]

I couldn't find a similar thread, but I was recently reading old site archives through CWCki (going back to the basics) and came across this interaction by Chris:

Usually he was pretty hostile to the black kids at yugi-oh. It was total BS since they're all good kids. Sure we're had a few kids who come in once steam a card and never come back, but the regulars are all cool guys. I would always try to hide his stuff when they were near and never wanted to play a friendly game with them. I'm sure he used a few racial slurs, never nigger or anything, but it was obvious he was a huge racist. [story] I remember one time he and this huge black guy named TJ were arguing about something that Chris was wrong about (since TJ is one of the best players in town) and as it got more heated, they started yelling about how Chris would never get laid. Chris yells at him, "I'm going to smack your effing face down!" and TJ stands up like hes going to beat his ass. Chris shrinks back and and says "I mean your face down monster..."

Which I thought was pretty clever. I know, Chris saying something clever, first time for everything. And then I started thinking: Have you come across your favorite lolcow saying something clever/endearing? I'd like to hear it.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I remain unironically impressed by @WogglebugLover's dedication and consistent artistic output. Her "movies" are as undercooked as it gets and she refuses to improve her art but no matter what she keeps working on her "franchise".

 

[Beautiful Border]

I remain unironically impressed by @WogglebugLover's dedication and consistent artistic output. Her "movies" are as undercooked as it gets and she refuses to improve her art but no matter what she keeps working on her "franchise".

Her animated films always gave me a slight tinge of sadness because you can clearly see what she was trying to do, but she falls short of being able to actually do it. There's something quite tragic about it, in a way. To have a passion to create art, but without the necessary technical skill or talent to make something other people would enjoy with that passion.

 

[Justtocheck]

Digibro blew the fuck out of Gigguk at an anime debate. That was rad. Too bad he trooned out and became a junkie after Meigh got gunted.

 

[Nancy]

I still sometimes fondly think back on that Chris Chan video where he's babbling on about his comic ideas like a big toddler and in his mush-mouthed autism, says something that sounds like "buh-bay-bay-nose" and it still makes me laugh, despite the incident

 

[break these cuffs]

Digibro blew the fuck out of Gigguk at an anime debate. That was rad. Too bad he trooned out and became a junkie after Meigh got gunted.

I am genuinely not sure if you're saying he won some weeb battle or if he sucked some dude off at a con panel. Such is life when talking about utter degens.

 

[Justtocheck]

I am genuinely not sure if you're saying he won some weeb battle or if he sucked some dude off at a con panel. Such is life when talking about utter degens.

He had "beef" with Gigguk. And it was supposed to be "resolved" in a crunchyroll debate. Gigguk was very nervous. Digi was based, charismatic and confident. You can judge for yourself, if you feel like watching 40 mins of weeb debate.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

I'm a big fan of Chris absolutely owning Jack Thaddeus in that one phone call.

He absolutely devastated him and there was no coming back from that for Jack afterwards.

 

[Mongo0o]

Anything that has come out of the mouth of Terry A. Davis was an accurate prediction for something. Also, developing a complete OS from scratch was spectacular.

 

[Psyduck]

Stuttering John left the internet, hasnt come back so far, his former a-logs scrambled up trying to scratch up whatever content there was left of him, but once the well ran dry, they all turned against each other and StutJo remains unscathed

 

[Timmy Jolsen]

I actually support @WogglebugLover 's projects. Even though it's not for the reasons she intends, I enjoy the stuff she makes. The Wogglebug makes her happy and the Wogglebug makes me happy, just for different reasons. If I didn't have to give a lolcow my address to do so, I would happily buy the Wogglebug plushie and some of the movies to support the project, and because I would like to have a physical copy of the movies on hand.

Also found some Dee Price's schizo walls of text directed to Tommy Tooter oddly endearing in the most deranged way possible. Others were just plain disturbing, but some of Dee's schizo writings had a strange charm to them.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Destiny absolutely obliterating Keffals.

 

[BillionBisonBucks]

@henstepl is a perfect schizo. His beliefs are wild, and obviously, testably false, but he's just smart enough to convince himself and nobody else that he's right. If he was a bit smarter, he'd be a Terry, and a bit stupider, he'd be a Wern, but he's a lunatic goldilocks, not too much wasted potential, and not too much dangerous irrationality.

 

[Throng of Titans]

Jenffer a Jay's antics were a type of cowdom that seems shrinkingly rare nowadays, spergy, bizarre art, but ultimately a harmless person who even drew goofy-ass avatar for certain users. Always was fun see them pop in early in my lurker days.

 

[Eydallur]

Peter Coffin actually wasn't married to a doll

 

[Table Country]

DSP's continued supernatural persistence is a sign that all is right in the world, and brings me comfort. Kay seems to have an alright relationship with her son based on what I've seen.

 

[Grift Garrison]

Rioley Ravioli declaring that his pussy was cancelled has made me laugh dozens of times.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Kevin's takes are so bad but his positive attitude is so comforting that it always has me laughing. He even did a shoutout if I ever wanted weird transformers amporn.


I won't lie, Keffals organizing the way he did impressed me for a while. It was a good way to create his own personal army and carve a "W" for a bit. ...I mean, he's in follower free fall right now and his money is drying up along with attention, but for about a month or so I was impressed. He was just too retarded to grift it all the way.


Jazz Jennings has his moments where he rebels or acts normal and that's always nice. He still tries to do things for good even though he's stunted too, even if it's to causes I don't support. At least he has a chance.

 

[gay]

when LTG shat on Boogie, LTG in general is pretty quotable so despite his faggotry i can't really bring myself to hate him.

 

[Pelican Bones]

I used to be in the DSP threads shortly before the Pandalee hospital arc. I never really cared for the detractor "content", but when the SOK exploded like a big gay glitter bomb DSP said something along the lines of "yeah I told you my detractors were psychos".

I thought, "This is unironically a total victory for Dave. Good on him."