Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

Should the thread be moved to deathfats after Ethan Ralph dies?


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I think it's pretty apparent why he can't do it live anymore.
Back in the old days when he used to do the fiery preacher rants taking down Ralph or Fuentes he was full of passion and moral outrage, calling out charlatans for being hypocritical bags of shit.
Now he doesn't have that anymore because he's the hypocrite, hes the charlatan, he's the soulless grifter.
He's lost the moral high ground that he used to hold when he turned his content from epic takedowns of e-beggars into a bi-weekly 9 hour begathon where he attacks wholesome families just for eating food.
This whole stream was just a cope fest where he tries to deflect his own character flaws and bad business decisions by bringing up that Asa is old or that Guntwinson is rich.
Seethe and cope eternally, you bloated sweaty sack of pig excrement.
 
I went in this shit with an open mind, and I’ve shit on Ashton hard. It started decently but then, christ, where do we even begin with this hypocritcal cryfest. Let’s make a list.

  • Complains that Adam is gay for watching black porn when he was fucking watching YOU watch black porn.
  • Complains that Adam is hanging out with gay men, who are all YOUR former capos and who you fucking employed. Doesn’t that make you gay? All your best friends were gay.
  • Complains that Adam won’t go after Vaush, when Kino Casino REFUSES to go after the left. Shouldn’t you be going after Vaush and BreadTube Asston? You’re the one with a full-time show.
  • He literally copies Godwinson the whole fucking video, rips off his music verbatim except it’s not kino and fucking gay. It’s too loud the whole time and drowns out his fat voice.
  • He rips on Asa on this thread and confirms the fucking times he posted at, meaning PPP reads the forums constantly. Clearly salty about his songs lol
  • Complains that Godwinson won’t go after Jim properly when PPP literally humiliated himself with the cold cabin story live to appease Jim, LMFAO. Is mad Godwinson went after Jimwalkers???
  • Claims Warski has balls and is a brave man again, when it’s been clearly stated he’s with him to make money
  • Seethes about Godwinson being “put on a pedestal” all but confirming he resented his feedback
  • Best dirt he has is that Godwinson didn’t get his two-year art degree, with no fucking reciepts
  • By the end he’s just ranting and bitching looking like Chris Chan, can barely follow his oinking

JESUS CHRIST I could go on and on but this video is literally fucking trash. Zero new info, nothing but autistic fat seething.

Most of all, Ashton, now I know you read the thread. Do you like my posts? Oink once if you understand, twice if not.

Way to plagiarize the Godwinson thread verbatim you fat fuck. How about you write your own takedown material instead of stealing it from the Farmers who relentlessly mock your piggy ass.

But most of all - he didn’t do it live, for zero fucking reason. There was an intro video he could have played live. He sat immobile with zero editing.

The only reason to do this pre-recorded was because he’s a BITCH who’s afraid of his audience and can’t do it live like Godwinson. How many takes did he do of his carefully scripted bitchfest? Is this his best?

Men will never be women, Women will never be men, niggers will never be white, and Asston you will never be a Kiwi. SAD PATHETIC. BOOOOOOOO
 
I went in this shit with an open mind, and I’ve shit on Ashton hard. It started decently but then, christ, where do we even begin with this hypocritcal cryfest. Let’s make a list.

  • Complains that Adam is gay for watching black porn when he was fucking watching YOU watch black porn.
  • Complains that Adam is hanging out with gay men, who are all YOUR former capos and who you fucking employed. Doesn’t that make you gay? All your best friends were gay.
  • Complains that Adam won’t go after Vaush, when Kino Casino REFUSES to go after the left. Shouldn’t you be going after Vaush and BreadTube Asston? You’re the one with a full-time show.
  • He literally copies Godwinson the whole fucking video, rips off his music verbatim except it’s not kino and fucking gay. It’s too loud the whole time and drowns out his fat voice.
  • He rips on Asa on this thread and confirms the fucking times he posted at, meaning PPP reads the forums constantly. Clearly salty about his songs lol
  • Complains that Godwinson won’t go after Jim properly when PPP literally humiliated himself with the cold cabin story live to appease Jim, LMFAO. Is mad Godwinson went after Jimwalkers???
  • Claims Warski has balls and is a brave man again, when it’s been clearly stated he’s with him to make money
  • Seethes about Godwinson being “put on a pedestal” all but confirming he resented his feedback
  • Best dirt he has is that Godwinson didn’t get his two-year art degree, with no fucking reciepts
  • By the end he’s just ranting and bitching looking like Chris Chan, can barely follow his oinking

JESUS CHRIST I could go on and on but this video is literally fucking trash. Zero new info, nothing but autistic fat seething.

Most of all, Ashton, now I know you read the thread. Do you like my posts? Oink once if you understand, twice if not.

Way to plagiarize the Godwinson thread verbatim you fat fuck. How about you write your own takedown material instead of stealing it from the Farmers who relentlessly mock your piggy ass.

But most of all - he didn’t do it live, for zero fucking reason. There was an intro video he could have played live. He sat immobile with zero editing.

The only reason to do this pre-recorded was because he’s a BITCH who’s afraid of his audience and can’t do it live like Godwinson. How many takes did he do of his carefully scripted bitchfest? Is this his best?

TLDR : PPP completely oblivious in his own actions. SNEED PORK CHOPS.
 
I think it's pretty apparent why he can't do it live anymore.
Back in the old days when he used to do the fiery preacher rants taking down Ralph or Fuentes he was full of passion and moral outrage, calling out charlatans for being hypocritical bags of shit.
Now he doesn't have that anymore because he's the hypocrite, hes the charlatan, he's the soulless grifter.
He's lost the moral high ground that he used to hold when he turned his content from epic takedowns of e-beggars into a bi-weekly 9 hour begathon where he attacks wholesome families just for eating food.
This whole stream was just a cope fest where he tries to deflect his own character flaws and bad business decisions by bringing up that Asa is old or that Guntwinson is rich.
Seethe and cope eternally, you bloated sweaty sack of pig excrement.
My takeaway from it was that the accusations were all true and they always have been. All the moralizing, all the anti-grifting shit, all these years it was nothing more than ankle-biting. Even way back when before the gunt picture, before Faith et al, it was all "Why does this fat, belligerent, yet-to-become-pill-popping-alcoholic-revenge-pornographer get to make money on the internet AND NOT ME!"

The entire crusade against dissident pundits, all the flaggotry, all the alogging, all the pearl-clutching and getting on a high fucking horse over the ethics of making money on the internet, it was two-faced and completely hollow. It was all bullshit, it was bullshit from godwinson, it was bullshit from surfer, it was bullshit from ashton, it was bullshit from all their little capos. It was all failed wannabe ecelebs eternally salty that they didn't get to be an eceleb themselves and thinking that if they could just take down daddy Jim, or Ralph or Nick Fuentes or whoever, that they could become the next daddy Jim, Ralph or Nick Fuentes.

Ashton hasn't lost the moral high ground, he never had it to begin with. None of them did.
 
My takeaway from it was that the accusations were all true and they always have been. All the moralizing, all the anti-grifting shit, all these years it was nothing more than ankle-biting. Even way back when before the gunt picture, before Faith et al, it was all "Why does this fat, belligerent, yet-to-become-pill-popping-alcoholic-revenge-pornographer get to make money on the internet AND NOT ME!"

The entire crusade against dissident pundits, all the flaggotry, all the alogging, all the pearl-clutching and getting on a high fucking horse over the ethics of making money on the internet, it was two-faced and completely hollow. It was all bullshit, it was bullshit from godwinson, it was bullshit from surfer, it was bullshit from ashton, it was bullshit from all their little capos. It was all failed wannabe ecelebs eternally salty that they didn't get to be an eceleb themselves and thinking that if they could just take down daddy Jim, or Ralph or Nick Fuentes or whoever, that they could become the next daddy Jim, Ralph or Nick Fuentes.

Ashton hasn't lost the moral high ground, he never had it to begin with. None of them did.
It's that crab bucket mentality. The problem with these idiots is that next to none of them had any sort of real skills or marketable traits. Rekieta only escaped the sektur because of how relatively new lawtube was and found a niche that he could grift off with some fidelity. For others like Hambly and fence-ridding shitheads on YT, it would knowing when to toe the line. Ralph's inability to filter himself was his dis own undoing. Asston's two-faced nature was his. It's all very gay, there's nothing really worth redeeming in this regard; PPPorks has buried himself neck deep in such petty gay shit that I don't even know what a "long walk back" would look like.

That said, it should have been plainly obvious to anyone who saw the very moment that his name was tied to Warski.
 
Those braids just make him look like a bulldyke even more. Also, he's obviously still deleting negative comments like the soyfilled fag he is. I guess, "going nuclear" means to sweep up disparaging comments, because they make you mald. Asstroon, you are a complete and utter embarrassment of the Sektur.
He looked like Uganda Knuckles with glasses. What the fuck possessed him to get cornrows?
 
All of this critique of his stream and ethics is good and all, but none of it answers the most important question. HOW THE FUCK DOES SOMEONE GET THIS FUCKING FAT?
Well, during a recent Kino Casino, Andy asked PPP if he came up with a diet plan that would help him lose weight, would he follow it?
To which PPP replied "No. I know what I am doing". After Ashton's recent Freudian slip out of the closet, I got to thinking and developed a theory.

PPP is intentionally eating himself to death because he is ashamed of his literal homosexual desires. He is doing this because in some Talmudic way he believes that slow suicide by borgar will not be looked at as suicide by God. The sooner he is off the Earth, the less opportunity he has to act on his desires. That's why he got so pissed about whatever happened in Discord with those other ga...with gay men
 
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