Culture ‘I’d never been kissed until I was 32, being a ‘late bloomer’ is nothing to be embarrassed about’ - Metro writes an article on a 32 year old dog fucker going on her first date because Disney brain washed her

A woman who’d ‘lost trust in love’ has finally had her first kiss at 32.

After an experience with unrequited love in her early 20s, Allora Campbell only recently started dating.


But she’s not ashamed of being a ‘late bloomer’ – quite the opposite. She wants people to know it’s never too late.


Allora, a marketer, from Rochester, New York, US, said: ‘I’m 32, and I had never been kissed or been on a date until last month.


‘I presumed that women were meant to be pursued or some sort of meet-cute would happen.


‘But that never happened to me. I thought there must be something wrong with me.

‘I presumed that women were meant to be pursued’ (Picture: Allora Campbell / SWNS)

‘I thought there must be something wrong with me’ (Picture: Allora Campbell / SWNS)
‘Instead of taking the narrative into my own hands I just put all my energy into my career and travel.


‘I felt like I had wasted 15 years coming to terms with it.


‘During the gap between Christmas and New Year, I was snuggling my dog and I just thought, “if you do nothing, nothing will change”.


‘I love my life, but I wanted to try dating.


‘My goal was just to get out on dates and feel comfortable enough to do so.’

She spent her time travelling instead (Picture: Allora Campbell / SWNS)

Allora said that growing up, she expected to meet a ‘prince’.


She said: ‘I was crippled by a gender role. The prince to princess.


‘When it didn’t happen, I did a lot of second-guessing.


‘I’d question, “Am I good enough?”


‘I’d download a dating app once a year, have bad experiences with creeps and delete it without going on dates.’

Allora and her dog (Picture: Allora Campbell / SWNS)

Allora hadn’t told many people that she’d never been on a date (Picture: Allora Campbell / SWNS)

Now she’s had her very first kiss (Picture: Allora Campbell / SWNS)
Allora described what was holding her back before as ‘self-sabotage’.


She said: ‘I spent so many years worrying about what people would think about me.


‘It was self-sabotage.


‘I downloaded the dating apps and decided to try for January. I didn’t really expect anything, but I ended up with a connection with a guy and have been on four dates.


‘I was terrified for the first date. I sang “I have confidence” from The Sound of Music for my entire drive.


‘He was so cool about me not being kissed or having been on any dates.


‘He’s been really respectful. I had my first kiss, and it was really sweet.’
https://metro.co.uk/2023/02/16/how-...8212515/?ico=zone-post-strip_item_1_lifestyle


Allora had previously been fairly secretive about the fact she’d never been on a date, but she decided to take the plunge and share her truth on social media.


She was surprised to find that many people had similar experiences and reached out to support her.


‘I thought I was the only person in the world going through this,’ she said.


‘It feels like you’re carrying a deep dark secret. It made me braver saying it out loud.


‘I could always deflect any dating questions, so no one ever really knew before.


‘It’s not something I’m embarrassed about anymore.’

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Now, Allora wants to spread the word that it’s never too late to put yourself out there.


She said: ‘There’s no timeline. Life is a marathon, not a sprint. There is nothing wrong with coming to dating or romance at a later stage.’

'I'd never been kissed until I was 32, I'm proud to be a 'late bloomer'

'Life is a marathon, not a sprint.'

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[DumbDude43]

‘Instead of taking the narrative into my own hands I just put all my energy into my career and travel.

yes of course, as we all know, young single white women who travel a lot are definitely very chaste and shy girls

 

[Miller]

‘During the gap between Christmas and New Year, I was snuggling my dog and I just thought, “if you do nothing, nothing will change”.

You just know.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Where the hell is the dog fucking? OP you bastard, you lied!

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Allow me:

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Poor doggo.

 

[Goblin9]

yes of course, as we all know, young single white women who travel a lot are definitely very chaste and shy girls

It's a long long way to KFC, McDonalds and Subway. She did a lot of traveling.

Where the hell is the dog fucking? OP you bastard, you lied!

She was laying in bed "cuddling her dog". She's a 32 year old 'virgin', read between the lines.

 

[JosephStalin]

Roll her in flour and bang the wet spot. How long before she does teh anal? All three? A2M?

 

[God's drunkest driver]

She said: ‘I was crippled by a gender role. The prince to princess.

More like being crippled by being super annoying and having unreasonable standards. She's overweight, but not enough for it to be a problem. I know a woman like this, same phenotype. Moderately overweight, "mid" as the kids say, can't find a relationship. She's annoying. Any woman can get hitched or laid, unless she's a complete annoying nag. You're not attractive and you're in your 30s, you get to settle now.

 

[CuzinEd]

So, she lived a life of delusional bullshit and thought men would line up because she has a vagina. I don't see why men should have to deal with all the rejection anymore. If women want to find someone, they better start growing a fucking spine and approaching men. Some do though. But it's always funny how many of them would rather be cat ladies and die alone than deal with rejection. Which proves what I always said. Women hate rejection even more than men. Men spend most of their lives getting rejected by women. We have to learn to deal with it. Well now it's their turn.

I don't see why she should have had a problem anyway because she is pretty average looking. Most people are average. She should have had plenty of opportunities. Whatever.

Everyone has the same two options. Either settle for someone or die alone. There is no 3rd or 4th option for you. You are not special. You do not deserve more than what anyone else has.

It will be a cold day in hell before I let women live rent free in my head.

 

[ZazietheBeast]

The tragic outcome of a woman who was raised nothing but on Disney princesses, 3rd wave feminism and a whole lot of girlpower.

Which has tragically led to this Disney princess to remain single past her prime years and getting plowed by the dog. The poor pupper only wants puppies and this broad isn't helping.

Obligatory:

 

[Cybertonia]

She got them crazy eyes. "A predator posing as a house cat"

 

[DamnWolves!]

So, she lived a life of delusional bullshit and thought men would line up because she has a vagina.

I dunno if you read the article, but that's basically what they're doing now, despite her being a crazy, fat bitch.

I agree with you, w*men really are the niggers of gender... and despite that, I know better, and yet I still can't help myself.

It will be a cold day in hell before I let women live rent free in my head.

You, on the other hand, might be a homosexual.

 

[Pokemon Conquistador]

Unrequited love? It sounds like she had limerent attractions to men who were out of her league, then gave up because the only men who were attracted to her were low-value schlubs with minimum wage jobs. She was basically like Chris chan, thinking that if she did the female equivalent of sticking her attraction sign out there, that men would rush in and sweep her off her feet like they do in the movies. The sad thing is she isn't hideously ugly. She probably just gives off a lot of female incel vibes and is weird enough to drive men away.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Well if she had gone to all you can drink night at Coyotes my drinking buddy Matt would have done it and a poor attempt at oral sex, followed by at least $30 of Waffle House. He’s kinda of retarded though but he always pays.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Massive biceps though, wonder what her max is...

 

[Bungdit Din]

My bet is she's really hairy. Like a Yeti.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Honestly I’ve done worse but I was a raging alcoholic for awhile

I made out with a chick who looked like Shelley Duvall, the bar showed me the security footage. Clearly I had no regrets at the time

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Unrequited love? It sounds like she had limerent attractions to men who were out of her league, then gave up because the only men who were attracted to her were low-value schlubs with minimum wage jobs. She was basically like Chris chan, thinking that if she did the female equivalent of sticking her attraction sign out there, that men would rush in and sweep her off her feet like they do in the movies.

I'll never forget how I listened to a lady from my church regale the room about how she met her husband, and even then, she was talking unironically about how she was frustrated at how long she had to wait for her now-husband to proposition her because he was too "dense" to not notice that she was "positioning" herself for him to proposition her. She otherwise had a fine head on her shoulders, too.

The worst part is that I'm convinced that this isn't at all unusual for women (not even the usual "enough of them" from me, I think this is the majority of women). They seriously think not doing a damn thing to get a mate is supposed to bear fruit, and then some of them have the stones to gloss over it by saying they're being "subtle".

Just remembering it tanks my IQ, holy shit.

The sad thing is she isn't hideously ugly. She probably just gives off a lot of female incel vibes and is weird enough to drive men away.

I'd say in most cases, you have to screw up really, really bad as a woman to get no substantial sexual attention from men, enough to at least generate an intimate relationship (I don't believe this woman wasn't having lots of one or multi-night stands). Being mentally ill is not a deterrent. Being fat is not a deterrent. Being fat AND mentally ill is not an effective deterrent.

I--I think you have to be dead to not get sexual attention from men.

But, not like a zombie-- that's also not an effective deterrent.

 

[ZeCommissar]

I would not date a woman in her late 20s or 30s that has never been in a relationship before, even with a good reason like religion. Why? The same reason a woman wouldn't date a man like that. I can't help but think "whats wrong with you?" at that point. Since I know some guys here are in a similar situation to her let me elaborate. There's nothing wrong with never having had a relationship and being 30 years old per se, but you have to look at it like this. This person has no experience dealing with the hardships that come with a relationship, and being a Disney woman probably has a very unrealistic idea on how they work. How will she act when a certain situation comes up? Will she just scream at you whenever a mild disagreement comes up? A true wildcard. What makes it worse is that one of two things will probably happen. 1: As soon as something does come up instead of compromising or talking about it she breaks up with you, or 2: Since this is her first relationship she will do everything in her power to try and stay with you. This may seem like heaven for some, until you don't want to be with her.

I just can't fathom an average looking woman staying single for so long. Either she literally did nothing to date someone else for 15 years, and just rejected every average guy that came her way, or no man has been going after her which I think is extremely unlikely considering the type of women I see have boyfriends. Yeah I get it, some guys just want sex and she doesn't want that which is good, however I doubt not a single one wanted something more intimate.