Orbiter Godwinson / Adam Edge (plus the "writer's room" Discord) - Balding Bri'ish Baronet, former boyfriend of PPP turned scorned jilted lover, leader of Kino Dogme 2007, Tardski’s Worst Nightmare, Commander of the NEET Samurais. 🕯️For Adam Jr🕯️

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

It’s starting to seem weird they’re all hanging out in a group chat together, pretty incestous. The fact PPP and Godwinson won’t truly scorch the earth and destroy each other is getting a little suspicious, lol.

Its not even a secret. Everytime Godwinson talks about PPP, even in his attacks, he laments that he loved PPP and PPP was his best friends, things people normally wouldn't vulnerably admit, especially about someone they're feuding with, but he always also emphasized that basically his only problem was that PPP was with Warski and that he'd instantly embrace him again if he truly cut all ties with Warski. Basically that Harry Morris to Pantsu tweet of "We love you and will welcome you back if you leave that retard." Godwinson sharing the opinions of the spergy ex-paypigs-to-KC here that PPP would be "epic" again if only he left Warski.

I dunno why people are only picking up on it now. I always thought this was a gay rom com. Godwinson and PPP comparing themselves to Jedi was totally admitting grooming went on.

And that’s why PPP hates Josh Moon

He's also jealous of Josh. PPP's hated Josh since before PPP was an e-celeb or had a thread, from his first footstep on the scene.

It seems like all the people PPP goes after, he's actually jealous of, as seen with how once he's able he's taken on all the habits and traits and behaviors of Ralph: having a Killstream type grift show, going on trips to "own the alogs", gambling, getting violently drunk, burning all his bridges, having a gunt, etc.

Him attacking people he's jealous of is further proven with how he spends hours of every episode of his show now attacking people eating at buffets. Seething that there's food somewhere in the world being eaten by someone other than himself.

Please don't use f word with the Lord's name

Huh? He didn't mention Godwinson's name in his post.

 

[dankogrg2]

I'm game. PPP is too chicken to do a call in show, what makes you think he'll have ME on there?


hey, fuck you.

Will you give us inner scoop why Godwinson is still not responding to last PPP video or will he?

 

[Ralphamaniac]

I'm game. PPP is too chicken to do a call in show, what makes you think he'll have ME on there?


hey, fuck you.

If PPP won't do it you should run your own call in show where we all call in and ask you questions on stream about godwinson so we can get to the truth of your godwinson connection and how much you know about the behind the scenes gay kayfabe.

 

[Jasper2K]

Its not even a secret. Everytime Godwinson talks about PPP, even in his attacks, he laments that he loved PPP and PPP was his best friends, things people normally wouldn't vulnerably admit,

When Godwinson came to visit PPP at Surfers PPP must have laid on him like he did to Tardski. Asserted his dominance.

 

[byuu]

@Hüftpriester I don't remember you coming with this energy when PPP was pulling all the shit you are currently admonishing Asa/Godwinson for.

Do you keep like a journal of people that wronged you years ago in the PPP thread?

 

[Hüftpriester]

You think PPP wouldn't do the same as Ralph or worse? Bitch please, the only thing separating him from being Ralph is he doesn't have an audience big enough to have a whole website endorsing him. Give him enough attention, money, clout and time and you wouldn't be able to tell the two apart. At least Ralph doesn't moralfag the way Asstroon does. That's probably the most insufferable thing about your favored fat guy. Take away blingblongdinga and metokur massochist and you have a fat guy with no income living on the streets where he frankly deserves to be.

Like I said before, PPP has many faults but he's not a literal danger to society. I'm not sure if you missed it in my last post but Ralph almost killed someone when he was drunk driving the other day.

I guess when you spend 6 hours a day in discord calls, your perception of reality is tainted but let me help you out here: being a fat retard with a bad internet show is not morally equivalent to all the crazy and illegal shit Ralph does IRL. Not to mention his borderline pedo behavior.

Here you are STILL guntguarding by claiming Ralph doesn't moralfag when every day he cries about getting cyberbullied by KF users. He even sent twitter his KF threads in an effort to make himself look like a victim so he could get his account back. The account he lost by moralfagging about how revenge porn should be protected speech under the 1st amendment

@Hüftpriester I don't remember you coming with this energy when PPP was pulling all the shit you are currently admonishing Asa/Godwinson for.

I honestly don't know what you're on about.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Like I said before, PPP has many faults but he's not a literal danger to society. I'm not sure if you missed it in my last post but Ralph almost killed someone when he was drunk driving the other day.

I guess when you spend 6 hours a day in discord calls, your perception of reality is tainted but let me help you out here: being a fat retard with a bad internet show is not morally equivalent to all the crazy and illegal shit Ralph does IRL. Not to mention his borderline pedo behavior.

Here you are STILL guntguarding by claiming Ralph doesn't moralfag when every day he cries about getting cyberbullied by KF users. He even sent twitter his KF threads in an effort to make himself look like a victim so he could get his account back. The account he lost by moralfagging about how revenge porn should be protected speech under the 1st amendment

I honestly don't know what you're on about.

The thing is right, the whole situation is fucked and i really wanna believe him like a genuine person because he seems truthful but then he keeps acting like he is hiding something whenever he deflects like that and tries to make the situation less fucked than it actually is. Because if there was just innocent discord calls for a whole month the whole day, he would be taken aback by all this. He sounds complicit to something and i really dont know what it is. Yes they all went for the guntguarding but just to spite Asston ? And then we have this whole revelation about Godwinson doing the Cozy cinematic universe or whatever at some undisclosed superbowl night. And then there is the trio of faggotry and the fact that Persip is at least in some kind of DM contact with Ralph which means there was definitely some contact at the very least before the three kings stream. And all that happened while Asston was still in a DM group with godwinson perspicacity squire bryan and bizzarely blackface kermit for some reason. This doesnt add up. Something is missing here.

 

[Ralphamaniac]

Yes they all went for the guntguarding but just to spite Asston ? And then we have this whole revelation about Godwinson doing the Cozy cinematic universe or whatever

Yeah I would believe that. Both godwinson and Asston did that before. When they were feuding with tea clips and had the great lemon heist on dlive they became Ralphamales and even donated all their lemons to Ralph which I think was a few hundred dollars.
They both do stuff like that to get a reaction from whoever they are beefing with.

bizzarely blackface kermit for some reason

That dude's still around he likes e drama he was in the vc when a certain person Joshy hates confronted grossly offensive. He's tombahat

Grossly Offensive vs Zoom (Dark Ninja Mirror)

HUGE THANKS TO THE DARKNINJA for providing tonights entertainment in the nektar sektur go sub to him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaIQRpvf6T0&ab_channel=S...

youtu.be

This doesnt add up. Something is missing here.

I wonder if @The Fatman Of The Opera can answer this.
How many of godwinsons "live" videos are pre-recorded and then just streamed as if they were live?

 

[A Sunset]

I wonder if @The Fatman Of The Opera can answer this.
How many of godwinsons "live" videos are pre-recorded and then just streamed as if they were live?

Don’t think you need Asa to answer this, he did live Q and A’s at the end for most of the recent streams. He also talked to chat extensively, at least after his first channel got nuked.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Its not even a secret. Everytime Godwinson talks about PPP, even in his attacks, he laments that he loved PPP and PPP was his best friends, things people normally wouldn't vulnerably admit, especially about someone they're feuding with, but he always also emphasized that basically his only problem was that PPP was with Warski and that he'd instantly embrace him again if he truly cut all ties with Warski. Basically that Harry Morris to Pantsu tweet of "We love you and will welcome you back if you leave that retard." Godwinson sharing the opinions of the spergy ex-paypigs-to-KC here that PPP would be "epic" again if only he left Warski.

I dunno why people are only picking up on it now. I always thought this was a gay rom com. Godwinson and PPP comparing themselves to Jedi was totally admitting grooming went on.


He's also jealous of Josh. PPP's hated Josh since before PPP was an e-celeb or had a thread, from his first footstep on the scene.

It seems like all the people PPP goes after, he's actually jealous of, as seen with how once he's able he's taken on all the habits and traits and behaviors of Ralph: having a Killstream type grift show, going on trips to "own the alogs", gambling, getting violently drunk, burning all his bridges, having a gunt, etc.

Him attacking people he's jealous of is further proven with how he spends hours of every episode of his show now attacking people eating at buffets. Seething that there's food somewhere in the world being eaten by someone other than himself.


Huh? He didn't mention Godwinson's name in his post.

100%
Nothing is going to happen with these guys

No life ruining takedowns, no visible receipts outside of Godwinson's email address and name which everyone knew already anyway, lots of kayfabe promos shot on each other, brought back an old timer to spice things up a bit with a song and dance and now it's over. The heat won't get raised any higher because these guys all love each other.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Yeah I would believe that. Both godwinson and Asston did that before. When they were feuding with tea clips and had the great lemon heist on dlive they became Ralphamales and even donated all their lemons to Ralph which I think was a few hundred dollars.
They both do stuff like that to get a reaction from whoever they are beefing with.


That dude's still around he likes e drama he was in the vc when a certain person Joshy hates confronted grossly offensive. He's tombahat

Grossly Offensive vs Zoom (Dark Ninja Mirror)

HUGE THANKS TO THE DARKNINJA for providing tonights entertainment in the nektar sektur go sub to him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaIQRpvf6T0&ab_channel=S...

youtu.be

I wonder if @The Fatman Of The Opera can answer this.
How many of godwinsons "live" videos are pre-recorded and then just streamed as if they were live?

No the live videos are live cause they have interaction with chat. Every single one of them has at least some basic interaction or even godwinson reading comments that are genuinely on his live chat. Case closed on that. However still this is weird imho to defer back to my previous point.

 

[Local Fed]

Like I said before, PPP has many faults but he's not a literal danger to society.

When he singlehandedly causes a potato famine and eventual global food shortage all you'll have left to eat is your words.

 

[Peter Piper]

Made it though the "The Burial Of Adam Edge". The only points resonating with me not covered to death in this thread was:
-Godwinson was the original Jimwalker - 100% true, he even predates Gator
-He flunked out of fucking film studies, that's pretty fucking retarded and weak

 

[Garth]

-He flunked out of fucking film studies, that's pretty fucking retarded and weak

I can only imagine how poz'd a modern British film studies class is (or any Western University these days). I'd flunk out, too.

 

[Hüftpriester]

-Godwinson was the original Jimwalker - 100% true, he even predates Gator

Like Jim, his content was much better back in the day. Also like Jim, his current content revolves around autistic Internet drama.

But to Jim's credit, he doesn't use discord. The same can't be said about Guntwinson.

 

[A Sunset]

100%
Nothing is going to happen with these guys

No life ruining takedowns, no visible receipts outside of Godwinson's email address and name which everyone knew already anyway, lots of kayfabe promos shot on each other, brought back an old timer to spice things up a bit with a song and dance and now it's over. The heat won't get raised any higher because these guys all love each other.

It’s probably like if you try to make the hot ex-girlfriend you’re still in love with jealous by getting in great shape and posting about how much pussy you’re slaying, talking shit but secretly hoping she’ll message you back saying she’s sorry and missed you so much.

I’ve been thinking about this as a straight man interacting with other straight men - that is the wrong paradigm with these homos. You must think in terms of the dynamics and irrationality of sexual attraction.

It’s gay, folks.

When he singlehandedly causes a potato famine and eventual global food shortage all you'll have left to eat is your words.

Or when you unwittingly let your precious cat Mister Meows wander off, and he ends up skewered on an iron rod by PPPig for an afternoon snack. How will you feel about Ashton then?

Also like Jim, his current content revolves around autistic Internet drama.

While this is true, authentic autistic Internet drama is what entertains me. Those proud few who still deliver content related to this have my view.

Nowadays all the drama videos are on mainstream normies and half the time involve troons. No thanks - I want to hear about Spax3 or the unemployed mentally retarded 40-year-old upset by a video made by someone with 3k subs.

 

[byuu]

While this is true, authentic autistic Internet drama is what entertains me. Those proud few who still deliver content related to this have my view.

Nowadays all the drama videos are on mainstream normies and half the time involve troons. No thanks - I want to hear about Spax3 or the unemployed mentally retarded 40-year-old upset by a video made by someone with 3k subs.

There aren't all that many drama videos in general. You mostly have just really toothless sanitized videos that can make money in current day YouTube. Or you have super autistic videos by some neet who doesn't care about money but also doesn't know what entertainment is.

 

[Muad'Dick]

I'm game. PPP is too chicken to do a call in show, what makes you think he'll have ME on there?

Do it faggot.

We want LizardLeaks.

 

[RollerGator]

Man, it really isn't like my times anymore. The internet has pussified these people.

Ralph wont fight, PPP won't fight, what a bunch of fags. You would THINK this is perfect, whether you win or lose the fight you at least show up and put up your dukes, there's nothing but respect waiting for you... unless of course you last 10 seconds and go down like a bitch, that is.

I would jump at the opportunity, myself. But what do I know, i'm a '57 year old faggot furry' according to the fat lesbian with braids. Yes, I wish his paypigs would wise up and make him actually WORK for their cash, but I am also out of touch with what people online today call 'funny'

I will fight you.

This corn-rowed 700 lb, sunburned nigger gave me a brief flashback of Bo Derek from "10" by being her rank antithesis, and ruining the memory.
Get fucked fatso.
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Asston should keep the braids tbh. Looks like a funny fat guy from an early 2000s Broken Lizard/National Lampoon's sex comedy.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Rasta would drop Asa no problem

he has the DJ from super turbo touch of death combo