Diseased Rowling Derangement Syndrome - "TERF/Woke Author Bad!!1"

[Gondolindrim]

The Onion is officially taking the stance of "JK Rowling bad."

This little "satire" piece was made in direct response to that NYT article that tried to clarify that Rowling is not Satan.

 

[Morethanabitfoolish]

It might have, but Sturgeon fucked it for at least a couple of decades. Not even the Scots would vote for independence just so they can be ruled over by a tranny handmaiden. Any successor is more than likely going to wind back the referendum rhetoric in order to disassociate from the mess she created, at least in the short term.

It's genuinely impressive that she forced Westminster into a position of using a power they never wished to, that to veto a change to Scotland's laws, and still the majority of even Scots appear to be on Westminster's side for slapping it down.

 

[byuu]

The Onion is officially taking the stance of "JK Rowling bad."View attachment 4562560

This little "satire" piece was made in direct response to that NYT article that tried to clarify that Rowling is not Satan.

That seems to be more in response to the whole nytletter.com thing.

 

[Mods Are Gay]

The Onion is officially taking the stance of "JK Rowling bad."View attachment 4562560

This little "satire" piece was made in direct response to that NYT article that tried to clarify that Rowling is not Satan.

Rita Skeeter ass bitches. All my homies read the Quibbler

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

Exactly my point, Rowling is not our trad fash based and redpilled cutie, but a liberal that is pro trans pro immigration pro trooning out children, pro all that bullshit. She only chose feminism over troonery in one single issue. That makes the situation amusing, but she is not on our side by any stretch of the imagination.

The reason why any of this shit got so far in the first place is simple: the right-wing is simply incompetent. Their personel since Reagen, Thatcher and Kohl has been utter shit and caved to every single demand of BOTH the lunatics on the left and the sperglords in the own camp (yes, I am looking at you, evangelicals, and you, neocons - especially you). The result? A race for ever more lunatic bullshit couched in economic neoliberal shitposting at the expense of the middle class and working poor. In 10 years rightoids sputter Trotskyite[1] nonsense in a false gamble to appease the "moderates" or ideologically unaffiliated, while radical leftoids already have streamlined Posadism of all things and are about to nuke the planet to usher in the Galactic Federation run by ayylium troons.

[1] One day there will be a debate being had if neocons weren't already that, but just hid their powerlevels for long enough. 5th column bullshit is a commie tactic after all, and neocons thoroughly sabotaged the right-wing with all their warmongering bullshit, attempted genocides, the creation of de-fact totalitarian surveillance states and the curbing of civil liberties.

 

[Mr Processor]

The reason why any of this shit got so far in the first place is simple: the right-wing is simply incompetent. Their personel since Reagen, Thatcher and Kohl has been utter shit and caved to every single demand of BOTH the lunatics on the left and the sperglords in the own camp (yes, I am looking at you, evangelicals, and you, neocons - especially you). The result? A race for ever more lunatic bullshit couched in economic neoliberal shitposting at the expense of the middle class and working poor. In 10 years rightoids sputter Trotskyite[1] nonsense in a false gamble to appease the "moderates" or ideologically unaffiliated, while radical leftoids already have streamlined Posadism of all things and are about to nuke the planet to usher in the Galactic Federation run by ayylium troons.

[1] One day there will be a debate being had if neocons weren't already that, but just hid their powerlevels for long enough. 5th column bullshit is a commie tactic after all, and neocons thoroughly sabotaged the right-wing with all their warmongering bullshit, attempted genocides, the creation of de-fact totalitarian surveillance states and the curbing of civil liberties.

Irving Kristol, aka the Godfather of Neoconservatism, was an ex-Trotskyite. He started out as an anti-Soviet Trotskyite (the Trotskyites had a grudge over the whole icepick thing), but later became one of the founders of neoconservatism.

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

Irving Kristol, aka the Godfather of Neoconservatism, was an ex-Trotskyite. He started out as an anti-Soviet Trotskyite (the Trotskyites had a grudge over the whole icepick thing), but later became one of the founders of neoconservatism.

lol, lmao. The other guys mentioned in that article were either "former" leftoids, too, had to endure commie parents or worked for alleged Soviet spies. Politics is officially now fake and gay, because it indeed is all different brands of Marxist delusion sperging out. wtf, man...

 

[Happy Fish]

The Onion is officially taking the stance of "JK Rowling bad."View attachment 4562560

This little "satire" piece was made in direct response to that NYT article that tried to clarify that Rowling is not Satan.

Its hard to even complain about The Onion not being funny anymore. At this point you might as well have be talking about when Cracked was funny, or when the Ed Sullivan show was the bee's knees.

 

[Executive Petrel]

WE'RE GONNA FIRE JKR TROONSISTERS!!!

Spoiler: LOL

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Link to their website- https://hashtagruthless.com/resource-guide

Hashtag Ruthless Productions

Hashtag Ruthless Productions makes nerdy queer podcasts about Harry Potter, Our Flag Means Death, Simon Snow, and Buffy! Hosted by Lark Malakai Grey and Jessie Blount.

hashtagruthless.com

Archives- https://archive.ph/wip/wqVeZ
https://archive.ph/wip/36OFx (interestingly this one was archived 11 months ago, but this new archive should be a more up to date version)
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Spoiler: screencap of Instagram description

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This scheme is identical to the muslim incels plan to overthrow the romanian government to free Andrew Tate

 

[AnOminous]

Exactly my point, Rowling is not our trad fash based and redpilled cutie, but a liberal that is pro trans pro immigration pro trooning out children, pro all that bullshit. She only chose feminism over troonery in one single issue. That makes the situation amusing, but she is not on our side by any stretch of the imagination.

Speak for yourself.

 

[TheArtilleryman]

Hear me out on this one...is it possible the tranny situation is transcending this combative spectrum of left vs right politics that inherently works it's way in to every hot button issue? Granted it once was a given that anyone who leaned left would be greatly supportive of trannies on a matter of prinicipal, but lately many normies both of left and right allignment seem to have realised that maybe there's a bit more to it than trannies being (ironically) born that way.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

I just have to say, ladies and gentlemen, this whole shitstorm, from start to finish, might well be one of the best times I've had on the Internet in quite a while and it's been a pleasure to share it with you all. It just keeps rolling on and the salt and troon tears just keep flowing.

Seeing these creepy dorks in cancer wigs and stripey socks get blangry and come up with their increasingly unhinged takes, day after day, about how a video game about wizards is the ultimate act of hatred and oppression against their retarded community, seemingly completely unaware of how fucking mental making statements like that makes them look in the eyes of the general public, their absolutely hair-brained, delusional attempts to try and slow down this unstoppable pop culture juggernaut beloved by millions and make the world at large kowtow to their embarrassing mantrum, while everyone ignores their autistic screeching because they're too busy having a brilliant time playing a genuinely great, well made game...

...God, it's cosmically, poetically funny. Some might say it's a wonderful microcosm of the trans movement - futile raging at hard reality, like King Cnut trying to hold back the tides.

You will never cancel Harry Potter.
You will never silence J.K. Rowling.
You will never be a woman.

 

[Executive Petrel]

Every time these Jews make these huge threads about anti Semitism they turn right around and use "goyim" with the most disdainful tone you've ever heard. Oh it's isn't kosher, oh it's one of our horns...shut up, Jew. Always playing the victim and acting like the supreme beings you think you are.


Creating fanfic from an IP you view as evil is self defeating. You are still giving her money, just as you are buying used books. Buying fan made merchandise still supports her. Making podcasts supports her. They are keeping her work alive with their fanfic bullshit.

Fandoms die when no one cares about them anymore.

They're not gonna get her publishers to drop her, lol. With the money she's making? She's their cash cow.

And since there are few important fandoms of franchises aired after 2010, people are still worshipping star wars, lord of the rings and harry potter like they did in the early 2000s. Classic big franchises will stay relevant for a long time and the passion and good memories about them will be shared on from generation to generation.

We have to remember that the book has been translated into 88 different languages.

JKR nazi confirmed. Wake up sheeple.

 

[LaxerBRO]

I wonder how much pressure the Jews at the ADL are under to call this game anti-Semitic.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

So real talk how is it overall? I saw Irchagaming and she gave it high marks. How's the length? Is it bang for your buck

 

[Executive Petrel]

Nigga what the fuck are "men's spaces"?

trans exclusive gay bars

 

[Procrastinhater]

You must purge the heretics before you purge the heathens, after all.

Well said.
Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius.

 

[Executive Petrel]

That is what he looked like in 2015. He has gotten fatter, possibly from estrogen, but still does not look any more womanly.

Here he is in 2023, from his own Twitter.

EDIT: I did not realize that Petit was his own actual last name, however. I probably would not have made the jab about his weight if I'd known it was an unfortunate name he was born with. I assumed he'd changed it to project a dainty, petite nerd girl persona when people see his byline... Oh well.

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I've only seen this look on the face of people that were suffering from illnesses from the schizophrenia spectrum.
I cant figure what makes it so special, but you immediately recognize it's one of them when you see it.
Must be the long term use of neuroleptics.

The Onion is officially taking the stance of "JK Rowling bad."View attachment 4562560

This little "satire" piece was made in direct response to that NYT article that tried to clarify that Rowling is not Satan.

rowling is our secret santa

 

[T.E.R.F]

People who get salty about JK not being properly on "our side" (wtf does that even mean?) are missing the point. JK is great precisely because she is an otherwise unremarkable lefty who has put her foot down on this issue. If she were someone like, oh I don't know, Matt Walsh, she'd be so much easier to discount. But no. She is a bleeding-heart liberal who also happens to understand that women are female. She's fucking kryptonite.

It's so pathetic and spergy. Do people unironically think everyone on this forum is some /pol/ pepe meme retard? She is not doing this as some political stunt, for attention, or to grift. She's one of the few people in the public eye who have actually had consistent principles over the years. Now she's standing for them. Very based.

 

[quackrock]

futile raging at hard reality, like King Cnut trying to hold back the tides

King Canute and the tide - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Proverbial reference to the legend in modern journalism or politics usually casts the story in terms of "Canute's arrogance" of "attempting to stop the tide". As to usage, however, The Economist's Style Guide writes:

Canute’s exercise on the seashore was designed to persuade his courtiers of what he knew to be true but they doubted, ie, that he was not omnipotent. Don’t imply he was surprised to get his feet wet.[4]