Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
Is this why he was looking to take out loans last year? If this is him, I guess he's realized he doesn't have to own just one brothel- he can own all of them.

Please, please let this be him.
I wish him the best in that endeavor. It's like 3 grand for a handjob at the existing ones, someone's gotta build a bunch of them and drive the prices down, these hoes got it too good
 
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$5 could probably buy a big bag of Collasal Crunch and a gas station mocha. It isn't enough to get a meal at Wahlburgers, but still, plenty of money to a man like Russ. He gave a woman $5 and she did not even thank him? Hate for the disabled is a very real thing, fellow orchard keepers.
Even a homeless bum wouldn't be impressed much by $5.
It looks like our boy Russ is looking to open his own brothel...
There's also a website which looks very Russy - http://www.intimatedealings.com
I can't believe he's still using that incredibly creepy pfp where he looks like That Yellow Bastard from Sin City.
 
Assuming Russhole could get approved for a loan (for the sake of argument), thr "resorts" would be a chain of prefab sheds from Home Depot with wading pools spread throughout the scuzziest parts of the Mojave.

Or he'd try to rent a couple of rooms in various roach motels, and claim those are his "resorts".
 
He really does think life is an 80's movie

Doctor Detroit (1983)

Night Shift (1982)
 
Assuming Russhole could get approved for a loan (for the sake of argument), thr "resorts" would be a chain of prefab sheds from Home Depot with wading pools spread throughout the scuzziest parts of the Mojave.

Or he'd try to rent a couple of rooms in various roach motels, and claim those are his "resorts".

We’re talking Fyre Festival levels of fail. FEMA tents and cheese sandwiches for everyone!
 
Also I thought the moon landing conspiracy theory was that it was shot on a film set by Stanley Kubrick? Computer graphics in 1969 were barely more than an oscilloscope display.

Did Russhole genuinely get 1969 and 1996 mixed up?
 
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I'm betting this will be a variation on the fingerprinting and background checks he dreamed of in the "Mile High Neon Manifesto", possibly in combination with his harebrained app idea.
It reads like word salad. "Direct, in-person, preventative protection"? "Technological model to protect adult entertainers and to make things a little less awkward"? And just what's wrong with bouncers and security cameras, exactly?

How the fuck does "direct, in-person, preventative protection" make things less awkward than a security camera? Is he talking about having someone watch you fuck through a one-way window from an adjacent room?

"Give me money and I'll tell you how this technology will work." Yeah... that sounds like a fantastic offer, Russ.
 
It reads like word salad. "Direct, in-person, preventative protection"? "Technological model to protect adult entertainers and to make things a little less awkward"? And just what's wrong with bouncers and security cameras, exactly?

How the fuck does "direct, in-person, preventative protection" make things less awkward than a security camera? Is he talking about having someone watch you fuck through a one-way window from an adjacent room?

"Give me money and I'll tell you how this technology will work." Yeah... that sounds like a fantastic offer, Russ.
I'm betting it means you pick out your whore on the app, pay upfront, and then she can neither refuse you service nor negotiate an asshole tax when you show up as a drooly loser in a stinking suit with only $$$ instead of $$$$.

Or maybe it's like Uber for hookers. You put in your request and then the hookers bid to service you.

Whatever it is, it's even more degrading and dehumanizing than working in a brothel in the first place for the girls, and 100% engineered to get Russ his penis sucked for what he considers a fair price.
 
I'm betting it means you pick out your whore on the app, pay upfront, and then she can neither refuse you service nor negotiate an asshole tax when you show up as a drooly loser in a stinking suit with only $$$ instead of $$$$.

Or maybe it's like Uber for hookers. You put in your request and then the hookers bid to service you.

Whatever it is, it's even more degrading and dehumanizing than working in a brothel in the first place for the girls, and 100% engineered to get Russ his penis sucked for what he considers a fair price.

It’s Whorevana(tm) the Whore vending machine!
 
It reads like word salad. "Direct, in-person, preventative protection"? "Technological model to protect adult entertainers and to make things a little less awkward"? And just what's wrong with bouncers and security cameras, exactly?

How the fuck does "direct, in-person, preventative protection" make things less awkward than a security camera? Is he talking about having someone watch you fuck through a one-way window from an adjacent room?

"Give me money and I'll tell you how this technology will work." Yeah... that sounds like a fantastic offer, Russ.
of course it's word salad. if you read a bunch of tech startup pitches to potential investors, they are all word salad full of impressive sounding buzzwords and meaningless platitudes, because that's what startup marketing culture thinks venture capital investors want to hear.

my guess is that russ tried to copy that style deliberately, because he thinks that if this is what gets startups in silicon valley their millions of angel investor capital, then surely it will get his own dream business (brothels in vegas) funded as well, right?
 
Agree, it's exactly the same idea he had ages ago.

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I'd like to pitch a new business concept for Russ that actually would improve adult entertainment security.

He should start up a subscription service for brothels and strip clubs. 'Have No Greer'. They pay Russ $100 a month, and in exchange the mouthbreathing creep agrees to stay off of their premises, not write about them on social media, and leave their prostitutes alone entirely. He'll have surefire customers with every single strip club or brothel he's ever visited, which has to number in the triple digits at this point.

It will become a must-have common sense investment for any adult entertainment business in the western United States to keep away that subhuman, much in the same way liability insurance is viewed. The investment is a drop in the bucket for what is prevented.
 
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I'm betting this will be a variation on the fingerprinting and background checks he dreamed of in the "Mile High Neon Manifesto", possibly in combination with his harebrained app idea.

Never change, Russell.




Agree, it's exactly the same idea he had ages ago.

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I'm picturing some well disguised stun guns.
 
I’m just an ignorant Kiwi-ette, so excuse my question, but would rich men really want a resort experience with whores?

Ahh, look at Trixie lounging by the pool with some random guy. I have sex with her in an hour… better not get her wet! I mean, huh?

Maybe I’m just old school but I feel like most men in strip clubs operate on the fantasy that the chick is into them and it’s way easier when dude is there for the hour then leaves.

A resort implies that either you see one girl the whole time and leave (which is creepy GFE) or you have a variety that you see and potentially see with other men.

I mean, it’s a brothel resort so the point is that you have a resort experience with the escorts, right? Otherwise what is the difference between staying at a real resort and just buying your own escorts? I’m guessing non-brother resorts don’t have as much semen covering every single surface like a brothel.

But again, what do I know. Stellar business plan.
 
I’m just an ignorant Kiwi-ette, so excuse my question, but would rich men really want a resort experience with whores?

Ahh, look at Trixie lounging by the pool with some random guy. I have sex with her in an hour… better not get her wet! I mean, huh?

Maybe I’m just old school but I feel like most men in strip clubs operate on the fantasy that the chick is into them and it’s way easier when dude is there for the hour then leaves.

A resort implies that either you see one girl the whole time and leave (which is creepy GFE) or you have a variety that you see and potentially see with other men.

I mean, it’s a brothel resort so the point is that you have a resort experience with the escorts, right? Otherwise what is the difference between staying at a real resort and just buying your own escorts? I’m guessing non-brother resorts don’t have as much semen covering every single surface like a brothel.

But again, what do I know. Stellar business plan.
Have you heard of this dude called Jeffrey Epstein? he may not have killed himself. But the secret client list for his underaged island of depravity was a who's who of the worlds rich and powerful. Personally I don't get it. Who would want to fuck some teenaged slut that you just watched tag team Bill Gates and Prince Andrew?
 
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