I got a vagina tattoo inked on my face — the artist tried to talk me out of it

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Veteran tattoo artist Michael Ralph, 40, inked an image of a vagina across a young client's cheek. The customer has been slammed on social media for the explicit tat, with one describing it as "true clown behavior." Jam Press/@mikey5thousand

He now has a permanent vagina facial.

A young man has been slammed on social media after having a tattoo of a vagina inked across his right cheek.

Veteran artist Michael Ralph, 40, was tasked with tattooing the intimate image on the face of his 26-year-old client, who has not been publicly identified.
The ink master told NeedToKnow.Online that he initially thought the man was playing a prank when he received the raunchy request.

“I got a message that read: ‘I would like to set an appointment to get a semi-realistic vagina tattooed on my face more specifically in my sideburn,’ ” Ralph recalled.

The client added that he had a “limited budget” and wanted to have the inking done in less than an hour.

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The tattoo artist initially thought the man was pranking him when he sent a text message with the raunchy request .Jam Press/@mikey5thousand

“My first thought was, ‘Am I reading this right?’ ” Ralph — who is based in Washington, DC, — said. “I read it again, and there was no mistake. My second thought was ‘Did he lose a bet?’ “

After receiving the request, the tattooist told the client to wait a month to make sure it wasn’t a “spur-of-the-moment decision.”

To the artist’s surprise, the client followed up 30 days later, saying he was still interested in the ink.

“I told him it may close doors of opportunity that would be open if he didn’t have a vagina tattooed on his face — that he may lose his job or not get hired in the future,” Ralph stated.
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“I told him it may close doors of opportunity that would be open if he didn’t have a vagina tattooed on his face — that he may lose his job or not get hired in the future,” the tattooist recalled.Jam Press/@mikey5thousand

“After that, I asked him how old he was, because in my mind, if he was under 25, I might have told him he needed to wait until his brain was fully developed, so there was no regret,” he added. “Lucky for him he was 26.”

The customer was undeterred, and Ralph subsequently performed the inking. He took snaps of his handiwork and posted them to his Instagram page.

Viewers were less than impressed by the crude tattoo, hitting out at the man for having the genitalia permanently emblazoned across his cheek.
“True clown behavior,” one railed, before another chimed in, saying it seemed like “a sad ugly ass joke.”

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While the unidentified man went viral for having a vagina tattooed on his face, a British woman recently hit headlines for having her actual vagina inked.

Becky Holt, 34, had her labia inked by an artist, leaving her in an “incredible amount of pain” and unable to have sex for a month.

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There are two types of people who get face tattoos:
  • those who are going to retire soon and earned enough money to live off savings
  • those who want to fuck up their life and not get hired by any company or make business alliances
26-year-old client
We have our answer. People like this should not be included in unemployment statistics for artificially inflating them with retardation.
 
Censoring the tattoo is retarded considering this person is out and about with a vagina printed on his face.

Although I'm not 100% convinced that's a man and not a FtM. That's one weak ass chin and very feminine features. I also detect some facial pubes attempting to grow as well.
 
tattoos just serve as a way to publicly let everyone know how retarded you are without you having to say a single word. this person took it a step further and want sto announce to the world what a mega double retard he(she?) is.
 
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