Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Ophelia]

referring to your second partner as the “better one” is such a strange way to put it.

Wasn’t that from a shopped tweet?

 

[Schwarzwald]

Obviously he's mentally projecting all his trolls into the image of his highschool teacher. "No child, I do NOT argue with fence posts."

I'd have loved to have seen him in elementary school.

"Next up for show and tell, we have Patrick. Please come up and show us what you brought, Pat."
"I will do no such thing, stalker child. And I've told you, many, many times, that my name is not Pat. Never was and never will be."
"Patrick, everybody has gone, I think it's only fair that-"
"You have been instructed, many thousands of times, to cease contact with this desk. Continuing to do so constitutes felony statutory rape. Do not contact this desk again."

 

[FinnSven]

Pat under oath would be hilarious, he would “stalker child” lawyers for hours. I don’t think his pig fat brain understands the rules of reality anymore.

I think he is starting to get some kind of alcohol induced neuropathy.
He has always been fat and stupid but he at least previously seemed to be reasonably aware of the rules.

Is concealed carry allowed where he lives? As in is it possible he may get it into his head to go everywhere heated?

A fat drunk angry pig shooting some innocent drinker who says something tenuously kiwi will be an unfortunate end to Patrick Milk.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

"My content and data have been monetized by Twitter for more than a decade." Look at this obese faggot fully realizing that he is a product that is being sold every day and only being upset because he has to pay pocket change every month to make his account more secure.

 

[The Observer]

"It is currently 9:30 AM, and I am resting with five women sleeping in my bed. Yes, I have fucked every single one of them thoroughly with my 9.8 inch dick. I have pleased 2759 women in my life, and last night bumped up that number to 2764. I can reload, and aim a gun in 0.3 milliseconds. I am known to be the fastest gunslinger in the Korean Republic of America decorated with 39 golden medals. I am capable of impregnating women with a simple look. I have fought 12 armed men simultaneously in a fight, and I have killed every single one of them with my rubber iPhone cover. If I so wish to, I could snap my fingers and make Kiwi Farms disappear, but that New Zealand farm isn't worth the effort. My girlfriend's husband is waiting for a beating from me. Thank you for your kind thoughts, Twitter."

- Patrick Sean Tomlinson

 

[Broadside]

Some new photos of the half-hovel and his shitbox car:

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"I'm being stalked and harrassed by a group of anonymous terrorists on the internet."

"Hey internet, here's several shots of my home address."

 

[S.C.U.D.]

more SMS 2FA squealing, paving the way to justifying the $8 bitch tax, his cat lady followers don't know better and will just eat it up that he HAS to pay for his security
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it should be MANDATED BY LAW
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you have to give every website and app your phone # for your own security, goy!

1.78 GPA legislation

I support everything Elon Musk does with Twitter as long as it makes the piggy squeal.

 

[Clusterfuckk2]

Looks like Handsome Pat is up to some shenanigans

 

[Caverlock]

Wasn’t that from a shopped tweet?

https://archive.is/yDkif - Saying Niki is "a better woman."

I believe he has used the exact phrase "Second, better wife" several times, but only in texts.

Don't think it's in the thread, the pests found that piece of bullshit in one of his interviews/podcast appearances. Maybe @Caverlock can help?

That's from the Damsels of Dorkington video. I'd go get the clip, but im on my phone, and it's kind if a nothingburger in full context; Piggy described a team (Trekkies vs. Star Wars fans) marksmanship competition so incredibly poorly that it sounded like he was saying it was a gunfight. People thought he might be claiming he has been in gunfights because of his many other tall tales.

 

[delite]

Does pat make residuals off his books? are there any details on his contracts? Even still their mortgage is only 1k-1.2k anyways so fatty would be making welfare wages off his books.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

This is hands down my favorite Pat video. Thank you!
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EDIT: Stupid question but, is there not a slide release? Or is Pat just a retard? fat retard?....Wait, we know he's both already.

Did he just keep the spare clip in the waistband of his pants or something? Awful storage and you can see he's got to reach up under his fupa to get at it. It takes him about 2 seconds to reload, which combined with his awful stance and his certain tendency to just stand there like a retard in a firefight will get him killed if his mouth ever writes a check his ass can't cash.

I think he is starting to get some kind of alcohol induced neuropathy.
He has always been fat and stupid but he at least previously seemed to be reasonably aware of the rules.

Is concealed carry allowed where he lives? As in is it possible he may get it into his head to go everywhere heated?

A fat drunk angry pig shooting some innocent drinker who says something tenuously kiwi will be an unfortunate end to Patrick Milk.

That'd make sense to me. He's started to lose contact with reality, and his bluster reminds me of ever chronic wetbrain I've ever met.

I doubt he's far enough gone to actually pull the trigger, but him mistaking reality for an action movie will probably lead to him getting arrested for brandishing and terroristic threatening charges. I'll lay money on an assault charge in Fat's future in 1-2 years.

edit: grammar

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

someone on /r/redscarepod (leftist podcast) says Pat's fiction is sexually creepy lol, I don't think this is a troll:

https://archive.fo/Od9b8 / https://www.reddit.com/r/redscarepo...n_fiction_is_truly_awful/j8i8u5t/?context=999

Haven't read the books yet but I've seen plenty of "le epic sexytimez with wifey" tweets from Piggy for this to ring true.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

someone on /r/redscarepod (leftist podcast) says Pat's fiction is sexually creepy lol, I don't think this is a troll:
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https://archive.fo/Od9b8 / https://www.reddit.com/r/redscarepo...n_fiction_is_truly_awful/j8i8u5t/?context=999

Haven't read the books yet but I've seen plenty of "le epic sexytimez with wifey" tweets from Piggy for this to ring true.

I don't buy this as being real. That would require someone to purchase Fatrick's books, read them, and take him seriously as an author. It can't be done by a normal human

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

He had a tweet not too far back that did put a bit of dread into the thought of reading Gate Crashers, the one where he basically just said that sex scenes should be randomly thrown into media even if they don't advance the plot because they're fun and that they're randomly thrown into life and rarely advance your life either. I'm not opposed to porn, or even erotically focused literature, by any means but typically the sex scenes are the worst part of anything that has them (unless it's Fate where they're still terrible but unintentionally funny enough that they're still worth reading). I can count the number that I've found worthwhile on one hand.

I'm really not looking forward to stumbling upon a Patrick S Tomlinson penned sex scene, though maybe it can hit that legendary Fate level awfulness. I doubt it, but maybe

 

[Thorn]

more SMS 2FA squealing, paving the way to justifying the $8 bitch tax, his cat lady followers don't know better and will just eat it up that he HAS to pay for his security
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it should be MANDATED BY LAW
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you have to give every website and app your phone # for your own security, goy!

1.78 GPA legislation

I can't wait for the arc where he loses his Twitter account because he did what art snobs did with NFTs and simply gives someone his credentials after getting a phishing email or downloads something that scrapes login tokens.

 

[Uncle Buck]

He had a tweet not too far back that did put a bit of dread into the thought of reading Gate Crashers, the one where he basically just said that sex scenes should be randomly thrown into media even if they don't advance the plot because they're fun and that they're randomly thrown into life and rarely advance your life either. I'm not opposed to porn, or even erotically focused literature, by any means but typically the sex scenes are the worst part of anything that has them (unless it's Fate where they're still terrible but unintentionally funny enough that they're still worth reading). I can count the number that I've found worthwhile on one hand.

I'm really not looking forward to stumbling upon a Patrick S Tomlinson penned sex scene, though maybe it can hit that legendary Fate level awfulness. I doubt it, but maybe

Fatprick, like that hideous Paul Weimer, is wholly incapable of writing anything “erotic”.

 

[Broadside]

sex scenes should be randomly thrown into media even if they don't advance the plot because they're fun and that they're randomly thrown into life and rarely advance your life either.

Yeah it's really fun reading the author's barely disguised fetish in surgical detail halfway through a book. Ken Follett and Stephen King come to mind.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

Yeah it's really fun reading the author's barely disguised fetish in surgical detail halfway through a book. Ken Follett and Stephen King come to mind.

Or George RR Martin’s 30 rape fantasy stories sprinkled throughout any of his books. He probably gets sweaty and out of breath writing those parts, much like Pat lusting over a future niggeroni victim

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

He is incapable of admitting any sort of defeat. He needs everyone to know that his divorce wasn't a loss for him, but actually an improvement because he got a second, BETTER wife.

Patrick's obstinacy reminds me of a short story I read a while back titled "Bartleby, the Scrivener." The title character one day decides not to do any work, answering all objections with "I'd prefer not." Soon, he doesn't even go home, saying he'd "prefer not." Soon, the business he works for leaves the building, and the new owners decide they'd prefer not put up with Bartleby and have him sent to prison. Bartleby dies there after he decides he'd prefer not eat.

The similarities will become even more apparent when Patrick decides he'd "prefer not" cooperate with Quasi's debt collectors.

 

[James done did it]

Fatprick, like that hideous Paul Weimer, is wholly incapable of writing anything “erotic”.

what, you don't like to read about a woman feeding a man his own cum? sounds like you're some kind of insecure prude or something. Also I feel he made firstname lastname a teenager BUT ACKSHULLY LIKE REALLY OLD IN REAL TIME YEARS as a wink and nod to his pedophile peers.