Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[LonesomeDud]

Also, WIC is a really cool program that institutes learning for young moms trying to do better. How is some teen mom supposed to learn how to raise her baby to do better than she did if she isn't taught better herself? A lot of young kids who grow up underprivileged don't grow up being shown what a healthy normal dinner looks like. No one has taught them what babies eat. No one has taught them what pregnant moms should eat.

Maybe instead of yelling at the government to give black people remuneration for slavery or whatever, she should yell at them to put more money into WIC.

 

[scumfuck]

She most likely hates WIC because there's no monetary limit to the items, only quantity limits. This is so new moms aren't spending all their money on milk and baby cereal or whatever. You get a specific number of generic food staples, which she would hate because:
1. Like toilet_rainbow said, she hates mothers.
2. You can't spend it on Mello Yello
3. She thinks staple foods are Jimmy Dean bowls and saying anything differently is classist.
4. The nutritional purpose for WIC is completely lost on Polly because she has never had a single good nutrient in her life

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

She most likely hates WIC because there's no monetary limit to the items, only quantity limits. This is so new moms aren't spending all their money on milk and baby cereal or whatever. You get a specific number of generic food staples, which she would hate because:
1. Like toilet_rainbow said, she hates mothers.
2. You can't spend it on Mello Yello
3. She thinks staple foods are Jimmy Dean bowls and saying anything differently is classist.
4. The nutritional purpose for WIC is completely lost on Polly because she has never had a single good nutrient in her life

She 100% hates it because she can't use it for junk food. Minor PL, one of my first jobs was a cashier at a grocery store and I had to deal with a bunch of white trash that would complain endlessly about what they couldn't buy with their benefits.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Also, WIC is a really cool program that institutes learning for young moms trying to do better. How is some teen mom supposed to learn how to raise her baby to do better than she did if she isn't taught better herself? A lot of young kids who grow up underprivileged don't grow up being shown what a healthy normal dinner looks like. No one has taught them what babies eat. No one has taught them what pregnant moms should eat.

Maybe instead of yelling at the government to give black people remuneration for slavery or whatever, she should yell at them to put more money into WIC.

I've never had children, but from what I understand WIC has its recipients make sure that their children see the pediatrician regularly to confirm that they are growing in a healthy way. You can buy all the junk food you want on EBT, but the government wants to make sure that babies and children are getting at least some adequate nutrition. I feel for the women that have to buy formula when there are shortages because after a period of not breastfeeding you stop producing milk, and if your kid is still on formula and you can't find that anywhere, wtf do you do? There's a reason why a lot of pediatrician offices also have baby item banks.

I've noticed that WIC is starting to allow more non dairy alternatives, like soy milk for babies that are lactose intolerant. It's not a perfect system, but it does a lot of good. Especially when it comes to formula. Oh my goodness, that shit's so expensive. Not having to worry about buying that must be such a relief when you're struggling.

But it's not Jimmy Dean Bowls for Pissa, so fuck that shit.

Similarly, while it's easy to exploit TANF, I'm sure it's great for getting clothing, diapers, or additional food if you use it as intended. It does have a purpose. It's just not for people like Polissa, so she's bitter that she can't get additional free money.

She most likely hates WIC because there's no monetary limit to the items, only quantity limits. This is so new moms aren't spending all their money on milk and baby cereal or whatever. You get a specific number of generic food staples, which she would hate because:
1. Like toilet_rainbow said, she hates mothers.
2. You can't spend it on Mello Yello
3. She thinks staple foods are Jimmy Dean bowls and saying anything differently is classist.
4. The nutritional purpose for WIC is completely lost on Polly because she has never had a single good nutrient in her life

5. You're encouraged to buy beans and rice on WIC

She 100% hates it because she can't use it for junk food. Minor PL, one of my first jobs was a cashier at a grocery store and I had to deal with a bunch of white trash that would complain endlessly about what they couldn't buy with their benefits.

It is an ass when someone sees that they can get cereal but then tries to get Fruity Pebbles. If Polissa suddenly got WIC for some weird reason, she'd be annoyed that the sweetest cereal she could possibly get is Honey Nut Cheerios. There are pictures of her eating gigantic bowls of Fruity Pebbles and Lucky Charms mixed together.

By the way, there are a couple other videos from Polissa so far, but they're only ten second long fluff bits barely even worth mentioning.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I've noticed that WIC is starting to allow more non dairy alternatives, like soy milk for babies that are lactose intolerant. It's not a perfect system, but it does a lot of good. Especially when it comes to formula. Oh my goodness, that shit's so expensive. Not having to worry about buying that must be such a relief when you're struggling.

It makes sense that they would allow you to buy soy milk instead of milk if you have a lactose intolerant kid, but there are many formulas for lactose intolerant babies. You can give a baby who’s off formula soy milk instead of milk because it doesn’t have the same nutritional profile.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

It makes sense that they would allow you to buy soy milk instead of milk if you have a lactose intolerant kid, but there are many formulas for lactose intolerant babies. You can give a baby who’s off formula soy milk instead of milk because it doesn’t have the same nutritional profile.

They do cover lactose free formula, too. I’ll admit I derped when I typed “baby” instead of “kid” in connection to soy milk. Especially since I switched back to talking about formula immediately afterward. I’ve also seen Lactaid milk covered as well. It looks like they’re becoming more inclusive to those needs.

WIC would be wasted on Polissa if childless people got it. Most items are fresh, dry goods, or canned/frozen at the most. She’d eat the fruit and drink the juice, but that’s all I can think of.

I don’t even know why she was ranting about an egg price article in the first place when she won’t even eat eggs unless they’re covered in cheese. Or cook them herself.

*trying to add the cheese egg tweet but KiwiFlare isn’t letting it fly atm

 

[Dnein]

They do cover lactose free formula, too. I’ll admit I derped when I typed “baby” instead of “kid” in connection to soy milk. Especially since I switched back to talking about formula immediately afterward. I’ve also seen Lactaid milk covered as well. It looks like they’re becoming more inclusive to those needs.

WIC would be wasted on Polissa if childless people got it. Most items are fresh, dry goods, or canned/frozen at the most. She’d eat the fruit and drink the juice, but that’s all I can think of.

I don’t even know why she was ranting about an egg price article in the first place when she won’t even eat eggs unless they’re covered in cheese. Or cook them herself.

*trying to add the cheese egg tweet but KiwiFlare isn’t letting it fly atm

Nothing wrong with some cheesy eggs. Cheesy omelet with a little bacon is some sweet protein for like 250-300 calories at home. Just got to avoid that sugar water chaser, four muffins, and cake afterwards. Based on "what I eat as a fat person" vids in general, it's those fucking bagels they can't go without.

I am baffled to see that little Jimmy dean bowl is 400 calories with 18g carbs, though at least some appears to be added fiber, it still has sugar added. How do they do this shit. It's like a cup of food with twice the calories it would have at home. I guess add it to Little Debbie in the quest to pack record calories in the smallest quantities.

WIC needs to do something about the juice in the first place. There's nothing more absurd than people thinking shot glassing 10 de-fibered oranges with extra sugar next to breakfast is a healthy addition. I've seen diabetic patients list glasses of juice as positive diet changes for fuck's sake.

Polly eating fruit that isn't in a dessert or covered in syrup, oh, that's a good one.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Nothing wrong with some cheesy eggs. Cheesy omelet with a little bacon is some sweet protein for like 250-300 calories at home. Just got to avoid that sugar water chaser, four muffins, and cake afterwards. Based on "what I eat as a fat person" vids in general, it's those fucking bagels they can't go without.

I am baffled to see that little Jimmy dean bowl is 400 calories with 18g carbs, though at least some appears to be added fiber, it still has sugar added. How do they do this shit. It's like a cup of food with twice the calories it would have at home. I guess add it to Little Debbie in the quest to pack record calories in the smallest quantities.

WIC needs to do something about the juice in the first place. There's nothing more absurd than people thinking shot glassing 10 de-fibered oranges with extra sugar next to breakfast is a healthy addition. I've seen diabetic patients list glasses of juice as positive diet changes for fuck's sake.

Polly eating fruit that isn't in a dessert or covered in syrup, oh, that's a good one.

The thing is, she was using only being able to eat cheesy eggs as a reason why to have the Jimmy Dean Bowls versus making her own. This was around the whole rice and beans and “buying Jimmy Dean bowls is more economical than buying the ingredients” shitshow



I seem to recall that she claimed that eggs without cheese gave her trauma from having to eat them plain often as a kid.

Not that it matters. She’d probably let the eggs go rotten if Joh didn’t scramble them for her. She seems to think that cooking is above her. Home cooking is a conspiracy to get women to stay in the kitchen, remember.

I’ve seen her buy apples on her receipt. She also personally ranted to Biden about the price of Cosmic Crisp ones. She doesn’t need more sugar but I think it’s the closest to fresh food I’ve seen her buy besides shrimp skewers and pork chops. Her canned choices weren’t much better if I recall.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I seem to recall that she claimed that eggs without cheese gave her trauma from having to eat them plain often as a kid.

Comparing Polissa to the famous Addicted to Cheesy Potatoes lady, I think Polissa's diet might be worse. It's definitely less economical.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

The thing is, she was using only being able to eat cheesy eggs as a reason why to have the Jimmy Dean Bowls versus making her own. This was around the whole rice and beans and “buying Jimmy Dean bowls is more economical than buying the ingredients” shitshow

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I seem to recall that she claimed that eggs without cheese gave her trauma from having to eat them plain often as a kid.

Not that it matters. She’d probably let the eggs go rotten if Joh didn’t scramble them for her. She seems to think that cooking is above her. Home cooking is a conspiracy to get women to stay in the kitchen, remember.

I’ve seen her buy apples on her receipt. She also personally ranted to Biden about the price of Cosmic Crisp ones. She doesn’t need more sugar but I think it’s the closest to fresh food I’ve seen her buy besides shrimp skewers and pork chops. Her canned choices weren’t much better if I recall.

Holy shit this cunt is dumb as fuck.

I'm a big dude but a dozen eggs will last me a week. 1 or 2 with a bagel is plenty for breakfast.

Oh I have to have cheese with my eggs? Fuck off. I hate picky eaters. Bitch you're almost 40 and fat as fuck. Maybe try some toast and black coffee instead of 500 calories of salt, starch, fat, carbs and sugar, which is why you're hungry an hour later.

 

[Dnein]

The thing is, she was using only being able to eat cheesy eggs as a reason why to have the Jimmy Dean Bowls versus making her own. This was around the whole rice and beans and “buying Jimmy Dean bowls is more economical than buying the ingredients” shitshow

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I seem to recall that she claimed that eggs without cheese gave her trauma from having to eat them plain often as a kid.

Not that it matters. She’d probably let the eggs go rotten if Joh didn’t scramble them for her. She seems to think that cooking is above her. Home cooking is a conspiracy to get women to stay in the kitchen, remember.

I’ve seen her buy apples on her receipt. She also personally ranted to Biden about the price of Cosmic Crisp ones. She doesn’t need more sugar but I think it’s the closest to fresh food I’ve seen her buy besides shrimp skewers and pork chops. Her canned choices weren’t much better if I recall.

This bitch needs to learn how to do basic fucking cooking. Eggs are amazing and adaptable as fuck.

She's such a good example of the dilution of the term "trauma". It's like my friend traumatized into eating mayo sandwiches for her between lunch-dinner meal. Oh, if only we knew how hard it was to eat slightly boring food in excess, then we'd understand!!

 

[Humbert Humbert]

I got a couple new Polissa tiktoks from very recently. I even transcribed them!
This one from like an hour ago, it’s a ramble directed towards those who have “trolls”. She mentions submitting tips to the FBI on their website (probably about us).

Spoiler: Trolls Transcript

This video is for those on Tiktok that have acquired hate squads, or trolls, or just hateful ppl in general. Y’all, Tiktok is not protecting us and they’re not going to. The United States government is not gonna protect us. I have reported so many things to the FBI’s internet reporting site, nothing’s come of any of it. And the trolls know it. They know there is no consequences for their actions. I’ve seen trolls chase ppl across continents, I have seen y’all leak people’s phone numbers, my own address has been leaked. God forbid anybody ever try anything, just giving ya heads up warning, we are armed and not afraid to stand our ground in Alabama, well it’s Alabama. I think the trolls know not to come for us here. But they sure like trying to scare people. They really like scaring people. and the more you feed into it, the more they’re gonna keep coming for you. So if you’re finding yourself at the end of their attacks, the best thing you can do, report it to the police, go on ahead and report it to Tiktok. Nothing may be done, but you need to find a way to make sure you yourself are protected, you are not left alone, you have someone that knows where you’re at at all times. Stay safe. Trolls are gonna troll. We gotta come together and protect each other and look out for each other.

And this video posted 42 minutes ago (as of me writing this post) is a long ramble about how her working memory is bad and if she were rich she would check herself into a hospital for exhaustion, and they’d tell her to go to sleep, but she can’t sleep because she’s so stressed about the current state of the world. Claims that she hasn’t known a time in her life where this many major things happened without a break. There is deadass nothing too major going on right now, did she forget 2020 or the Ukraine invasion???

Spoiler: Long ramble transcript

I am starting to feel like Lucy from 50 First Dates. My working memory is nonexistent right now. I’m If I’m not writing it down, it doesn’t exist. This past week, I couldn’t even tell you at this moment what videos I made. I feel like I am losing my mind. If I was rich, I’d be checking myself into a hospital for exhaustion. But I’m not rich, I’m poor on Medicaid, Medicare combination. They would just tell me to go home and get some sleep. But the problem is I can’t sleep. I can’t rest. Not even when I’m sleeping am I resting. And historic events just keep happening. The amount that we have lived through since the first of February is astronomical. I have never known a time in my life with this many things happening so simultaneously, without a break. I know I’m not the only one exhausted. I know so many others have got to be just as exhausted. It’s a scary time to be alive. (Transcriber note: My working memory is absolute dogshit too. It makes shit unnecessarily hard, and makes me feel like I’m fucking stupid. But I don’t think that it being bad has anything to do with her being in hysterics over spy balloons or whatever shit she’s conjured up in her mind. So shut up Polissa, this is kind of offensive to people with actual learning issues).

Edit: why was she even talking about WIC to begin with? You need actual children to qualify for that shit, and thankfully she can’t have any.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

So she's high off her ass (jfc her eyes... must be some dank shit) and threatening she's armed, in case anyone here is hoping to pay a visit to Maison Candida.

Spoiler: Transcript

This video is for those on tiktok that have acquired hate squads or trolls or just hateful people in general.

Yall, tiktok is not protecting us and they're not going to. (I bet the folks at Bytedance over in Beijing absolutely love you! The CCP doesn't even have to come up with its own anti American propaganda when there are this many dumbass Americans voluntarily making an ass out of themselves and offering it up to the world)

The United States government is not gonna protect us. (The First Amendment applies when I viciously shit talk Ashley, but not when you talk about me!!! Reeee) I have reported so many things to the FBI's internet reporting site and nothing's come of any of it. (Hello FBI? Someone posting as "Ol' Dirty Fatso" on the internet is reposting my video, transcribing it and adding snarky comments! Lock her up!)

Now the trolls know it. They know that there is no consequences to their actions. (Yeah because there's this thing called freedom of speech? Merely making fun of the dumb shit you say isn't a threat) I've seen trolls chase people across continents (Keffals helped minors illegally obtain counterfeit drugs without a prescription and bragged about it online. EDIT: Now he's been canceled because he got drunk and asked his own subreddit to help him dox someone he was slapfighting on Twitter LMAO)

I have seen yall leak people's phone numbers (you can literally google this information. Remember when phone books were a thing?)

My own address has been leaked (From a photo I posted myself which clearly stated my address)

God forbid anybody ever try anything, just giving you a heads up warning, we are armed and not afraid to stand our ground in Alabama. (armed with what exactly? I think ATF is still working on formally classifying the stench from your yeast infection as a chemical weapon.)

Well its Alabama, I think the trolls know not to come for us here, but they sure like trying to scare people! They really like scaring people... (I'm here to laugh at morons I don't want to ever set foot in Alabama)

The more you feed into it the more that they're gonna keep coming for you (Damn, within a millimeter of self awareness and yet still a miss. F)

So if you're finding yourself at the end of their attacks, the best thing you could do is report it to the police, go on ahead and report it to tiktok. Nothing may be done, but you need to find a way to make sure you yourself are protected. You are not left alone. You have someone who knows where you're at at all times. Stay safe. Trolls are gonna troll. We gotta come together and protect each other and look out for each other. *smug smirk*

Edit: lmao keffals played himself

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

She has the same weird fat eyelids as Chantal.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

All I gotta say...

She can't remember a time in her life with so many things happening...?

Let's remember that this bitch is an older millennial. She's been alive for:

Bengazi.
Multiple embassy bombings.
The motherfuckin' Tiananmen Square protests and massacre.
Of course, the Pandemic and the Ukraine War.
While on the topic of war, the war in Yugoslavia at the end of the 90s.
Desert Shield/Desert Storm.
The Rodney King beating and subsequent LA Riots.
The Unabomber.
Waco, TX.
The fucking Challenger explosion.
MULTIPLE Ambassador/Prime Minister assassinations.
OJ Simpson 'not' murdering his wife.
Hong Kong being returned to Chinese rule and the protests that occurred at that time.
The 1993 World Trade Center Bombing.
While we're on the World Trade Center, FUCKING 9/11.

She says she feels dumb? She should. She's a fucking retard of epic proportions.

ETA: There's much, MUCH more of course, but I had to cut myself off because I am resisting the urge to open a new bottle right now. Her stupidity is making my booze so very tasty.

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

I would like to add

- hurricane Katrina
- the death of Jeffrey Dahmer
- the shitshow that was the 2nd Woodstock
- how about AIDS?
- the Berlin Wall
- ussr into the soviet union
- Waco
- Timothy McVeigh
- Princess Di
- Columbine
- Sandy Hook
- Michael Jackson allegations...
- Anna Nicole Smith
- Chris Brown beating the shit out of all the women he was involved with
- the Duggars

I can keep going especially since she gets all her news from social media and I'm only a few years older and consumer all the same media

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

How's about the tornados of 2011, Pissa?

Were those not important to you? I'd think that shit'd be memorable as you're in Alabama and all, and tons of people were fucking killed during this shit.

ETA: 2011 was a pretty shit year for weather, actually.

 

[Trombonista]

She also personally ranted to Biden about the price of Cosmic Crisp ones.

Of course she only buys the fancy cultivars. By the way, Cosmic Crisp live up to their name, but they're not that flavorful.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

The FBI takes the threat of people making jokes about Jimmy Dean very seriously. Agents will be sent to interrogate all posters in this thread immediately.

 

[Assassin’s Sneed]

whew, lads.

just finished reading this thread and pissy pants polly here is truly something else.

big thank u to @toilet_rainbow and @Diet Coke 4 Life, + anyone else who painstakingly transcribed her insufferable drawl to save us all from being subjected to it <3

may 2023 be the year of the tub trumpet!