Manosphere Eatdatpussy445 / EDP445 / Bryant Moreland / Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason - Fatass Eagles fanboy, confirmed pedophile, dying of kidney failure

HickoryDickory said:
Ah, cool. Can you give us more backstory?
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EDP is an (obviously) morbidly obese fan of the Philadelphia Eagle, I'm not that into pro football but even I know that the Eagles are corporate lolcows themselves. He has been a fan since 1997, how he is such a huge fan of the Eagles considering I don't believe they have ever been a very good team is beyond me. He also lives in Bakersfield, California so that rules out when you like a team because they are in the same region you live in. As the thread implies EDP is a virgin that "ain't never got no pussy" in EDP's own words. I don't think he hates women like a lot of loveshy's do but he does have a lot of resentment towards them, mostly because they shockingly don't want to fuck a 26 year old morbidly obese man that swears more than the average sailor, has no job, and has his entire life revolve around a team that "ain't never been about shit", again EDP's own words. You can normally find him on twitter complaining about the Eagles, getting catfished (this happens very regularly), talking to girls in a very "beta and obviously gonna get friendzoned" way and suspiciously posting pictures of BBCs he has saved to his phone for trolls. His comments are also probably the only good comment section on Youtube.
 
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StressOverloader said:
EDP is an (obviously) morbidly obese fan of the Philadelphia Eagle, I'm not that into pro football but even I know that the Eagles are corporate lolcows themselves. He has been a fan since 1997, how he is such a huge fan of the Eagles considering I don't believe they have ever been a very good team is beyond me. He also lives in Bakersfield, California so that rules out when you like a team because they are in the same region you live in. As the thread implies EDP is a virgin that "ain't never got no pussy" in EDP's own words. I don't think he hates women like a lot of loveshy's do but he does have a lot of resentment towards them, mostly because they shockingly don't want to fuck a 26 year old morbidly obese man that swears more than the average sailor, has no job, and has his entire life revolve around a team that "ain't never been about shit", again EDP's own words. You can normally find him on twitter complaining about the Eagles, getting catfished (this happens very regularly), talking to girls in a very "beta and obviously gonna get friendzoned" way and suspiciously posting pictures of BBCs he has saved to his phone for trolls. His comments are also probably the only good comment section on Youtube.
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Keeping pictures of BBCs as an outspoken pussy-loving beta guy kind of screams closet-sexuality-issues to me, anyone else?
 
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Wait he's not even IN Philly and still likes the Eagles? At least some of us have an excuse ... sorta.

Thank you very much for the update and info @StressOverloader . Apparently he and Kent met in person and when Kent refused to admit he was him, I posed as EDP for a second causing a bit of lulz. Pretending to be him may be one of the lowest points in my life.
 
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This dude was on Tosh.0.


Just based on the few minutes of his stuff I watched in this thread it seems like he's at least self-aware enough to know he's a joke/he's trying to be genuinely funny. Like, the beating off to anime video... Whether or not he actually does jack it to hentai, to me it seems like there's definitely a comedic tone to the video.
 
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StressOverloader said:
He does, he also has a legitimate porn addiction in general. Here is a video of him naming his top 200 pornstars, I don't even think I can name more than 10.
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Oh, only the top 200. Who is the target audience for this video? Like who is just sitting around wondering what some virgin's favorite beat-off material is but needs an exhaustive list (not a measly top 10)?
 
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Oh, he's got a shorter list too. Actually, he has several shorter lists, this one's particulary funny:
(pretty sure the large majority of these pornstars are non-black)

The first part of the video is pretty boring, bu around 8 minutes in EDP nearly has a stroke when talking about Brandy Taylor's tits.

Around 9 minutes in he admits he has a porn addiction and states multiple times he doesn't give a fuck.

Around 10 minutes in he threatens the viewer with a peanut butter encrusted knife.
 
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I'm just gonna pull out a bit from the previous person's comments:

Sperglord Dante said:
The first part of the video is pretty boring, bu around 8 minutes in EDP nearly has a stroke when talking about Brandy Taylor's tits.
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So...he's such a loser that he fixates on porn stars because he can't get a woman to get naked for him even just flashing him on social media...

Sperglord Dante said:
Around 9 minutes in he admits he has a porn addiction and states multiple times he doesn't give a fuck.
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He acknowledges an addiction and is doing nothing to fix it.

Sperglord Dante said:
Around 10 minutes in he threatens the viewer with a peanut butter encrusted knife.
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And the coupe de grace for any minute scraps of dignity or self-esteem that he had left is destroyed by him threatening people who aren't anywhere near him with his weapon of choice being what moms used to make their kindergarten age kids lunch.

Yes, I have no idea why he can't find a woman! /sneed
 
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Littleblackchyld said:
I'm just gonna pull out a bit from the previous person's comments:



So...he's such a loser that he fixates on porn stars because he can't get a woman to get naked for him even just flashing him on social media...



He acknowledges an addiction and is doing nothing to fix it.



And the coupe de grace for any minute scraps of dignity or self-esteem that he had left is destroyed by him threatening people who aren't anywhere near him with his weapon of choice being what moms used to make their kindergarten age kids lunch.

Yes, I have no idea why he can't find a woman! /sneed
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Does he have pets? I wonder what he uses that peanut butter for..
 
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Littleblackchyld said:
One of yet another of the loveshys, he does have a short thread in the Lolcow area but he is now going on rants about women: why are they following his YT channel and his Instagram, why won't they have sex with him, etc...

Today's vid is of him literally telling women to GTFO off his YT channel unless they are going to meet him to give him sex:


[EDIT: That punk pulled down the vid above. What EDP did you get a mass of hate comments based on this? Couldn't handle the heat and got the hell out of the kitchen? Take your punk ass home!]

He believes that he doesn't need to 'change for these ho's' so he can wear his athletic gear 24-7-365 on dates, at work, wherever because that's him being his authentic self:

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"Have you thought about losing weight? FUCK NO!"

God forbid someone wants a mate who won't have a heart attack before their children are reared. Or one that can see their penis.
 
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