Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Procrastinhater]

I'm sure this preface isn't necessary but just in case it is, I don't support Montagraph. I did, however, decide to see what Nick would have to say about Nick's case. Forgive the lazy editing.

Spoiler: Rekieta vs Balldo

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I still can't believe that fucking Balldo read out the complaint in his own fucking case and videoed himself responding to it.
This retard is supposed to be a lawyer... does he have any idea what he's done to his own interests?
Why hire fucking Marco Randazza, spending whatever the fuck he did, and then hamstring him and torpedo his own case?
I'm not a lawyer but even I know that is probably the stupidest fucking move he could have made.
He might as well have hired Ty fucking Beard.
Look at that fucking drunken sped, clearly wasted, whiskey glass in his hand, running his dumb mouth... this is what drink has done to him.
He's fucking pitiful.

 

[dustnight]

Here you go.

Legal Vices was also snipe streaming them with Stef, Runkle & Gosney

 

[sum ting wong]

 

[MooseGump]

Verify DEEZ nuts
I never, EVER threatened to rape anybody

You seem like the type to just go do it instead of threatening

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Legal Vices was also snipe streaming them with Stef, Runkle & Gosney

Vices seems like he still does and cares about law.

I caught a stream where he broke down the appellate arguments that Gosney made on a insanely overcharged case, and he was making good legal points and defending rights and liberty.

+1 in my book.

You seem like the type to just go do it instead of threatening

Yeah... the 'never said I would do it' vs 'I hope it happens' is a thin hair to split.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

What makes it sadder is Nick was in a similar spot and seemed like he was going places when he was invited on an Infowars segment. Now he has fallen from that position of greater reach and regressed into a impulse driven, drug induced, hedonistic cesspit of bad decisions.

Lol. This is why so many people were/are so ridiculously astonished by Nick's "turn" - you can't "see" him for shit.

Emily D. Baker has 8 billion times more legal knowledge and experience than Nick. He could never have been her. Never ever ever ever.

His start was literally reading things out loud - at which point he was maybe 2 years out of a small-time law school and doing solo small-time defense in a small town for small-time crimes and traffic tickets. In the 4 or 5 or so years since, he's probably spent less than the equivalent (generously) of a year's worth of actual practice. He is neither legal scholar nor experienced tactician.

The fact that Baker's also not constantly drunk on-air or talking about her favorite sex toys, or politi-sperging, are additional factors, but even if he had decent judgment about presenting himself, he has nothing to bring intellectually or experientially to a legal topic. He would never be in a similar spot.

 

[Pomniman]

Man, this Cory/Cynthia arc is getting really weird. Why are people sucking off a terminally online attention seeking wine mom that makes bigly claims without posting the receipts and evidence she claims to have? Why does anyone give a fuck about this retarded, drug addled, middle aged burnout Cory faggot? I much preferred when we pointed and laughed at the degenerate retards in Nick's chat to this new era where it's apparently acceptable to drag that shit here.

This isn't some sort of secret clubhouse. The extra chromosomes coming from inside the building is a time-honored tradition here.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I still can't believe that fucking Balldo read out the complaint in his own fucking case and videoed himself responding to it.
This retard is supposed to be a lawyer... does he have any idea what he's done to his own interests?
Why hire fucking Marco Randazza, spending whatever the fuck he did, and then hamstring him and torpedo his own case?
I'm not a lawyer but even I know that is probably the stupidest fucking move he could have made.
He might as well have hired Ty fucking Beard.
Look at that fucking drunken sped, clearly wasted, whiskey glass in his hand, running his dumb mouth... this is what drink has done to him.
He's fucking pitiful.

ok, you're not going to expect this... /ISPOILER]

 

[Car Won't Crank]

I still can't believe that fucking Balldo read out the complaint in his own fucking case and videoed himself responding to it.
This retard is supposed to be a lawyer... does he have any idea what he's done to his own interests?
Why hire fucking Marco Randazza, spending whatever the fuck he did, and then hamstring him and torpedo his own case?
I'm not a lawyer but even I know that is probably the stupidest fucking move he could have made.
He might as well have hired Ty fucking Beard.
Look at that fucking drunken sped, clearly wasted, whiskey glass in his hand, running his dumb mouth... this is what drink has done to him.
He's fucking pitiful.

At this point, Nick is a lawyer in name only. It's clear he lacks the chops and motivation to practice, let alone act properly during an ongoing trial where he's involved. He lacks any sort of professionalism as we have seen to maintain respectable image. At this rate Melinda Scott is going to have done more work doing legal stuff even though all her submissions were spurious.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

Verify DEEZ nuts
I never, EVER threatened to rape anybody

Sir this is a Wendy's

 

[A Cardboard Box]

This isn't some sort of secret clubhouse. The extra chromosomes coming from inside the building is a time-honored tradition here.

I'm not saying it's a secret club, I'm just saying that, traditionally, we laugh at people being retarded on other sites, instead of inviting attention seeking wine moms here and giving them asspats when they bring the drama with them.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Here you go.

Might be worth posting to community happenings

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Here you go.

NGL, the yarmulke was a nice touch.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Verify DEEZ nuts
I never, EVER threatened to rape anybody

Why don’t you just threaten to rape Rekieta and make us some content?

Are you some kind of bully that only threatens to rape women and their children?

Enjoy prison, stalker child

 

[BigDyno392]

Lol. This is why so many people were/are so ridiculously astonished by Nick's "turn" - you can't "see" him for shit.

Emily D. Baker has 8 billion times more legal knowledge and experience than Nick. He could never have been her. Never ever ever ever.

His start was literally reading things out loud - at which point he was maybe 2 years out of a small-time law school and doing solo small-time defense in a small town for small-time crimes and traffic tickets. In the 4 or 5 or so years since, he's probably spent less than the equivalent (generously) of a year's worth of actual practice. He is neither legal scholar nor experienced tactician.

The fact that Baker's also not constantly drunk on-air or talking about her favorite sex toys, or politi-sperging, are additional factors, but even if he had decent judgment about presenting himself, he has nothing to bring intellectually or experientially to a legal topic. He would never be in a similar spot.

But Emily D. Baker's viewers are almost all middle aged women unhappy with their marriages. Perhaps almost as insufferable as Nick's viewers. Emily Baker and her chat were having meltdowns during the Murdaugh trial when the prosecution's case fell apart. Highly emotional and estrogenic. There is no legal analysis on her streams because law and facts are generally boring, and boring doesn't give Baker her 30k viewers.

 

[Confetti Meringue]

But Emily D. Baker's viewers are almost all middle aged women unhappy with their marriages. Perhaps almost as insufferable as Nick's viewers. Emily Baker and her chat were having meltdowns during the Murdaugh trial when the prosecution's case fell apart. Highly emotional and estrogenic. There is no legal analysis on her streams because law and facts are generally boring, and boring doesn't give Baker her 30k viewers.

This is why I have a hard time watching Emily compared to Rackets. Her live chat is very similar to Nick's Locals chat, with the only difference being that her mods wrangle people who openly fight. This creates a weird tension where everyone is ready to lash out at the dissenters, but can't do it directly, so they scream passive aggressive remarks into the void.

Emily is nice, and knowledgeable on the prosecutorial perspective, but she's still human. She forms preconceived notions and tries to rationalize contrary evidence, which makes the Murdaugh trial in particular difficult to watch. In contrast, Nick has a panel that can all throw together their own ideas (namely, Joe likes to play Devil's Advocate). They also help prevent Nick from making constant sex jokes, by keeping him on topic.

This is why, even with the drama, I prefer Nick's trial stream. With Depp, Emily and Nick were equally entertaining. With Murdaugh, Emily's hugbox and biases are much more apparent and annoying.

 

[Anticipointment]

So either Montegraph is being defamed just like Vic was (and will lose like him) or what Monica and whales were doing was in fact not defamation. Definitely an interesting conundrum.

Isn’t the difference that Vic had a reputation & career that suffered real damages vs Montegraph who has neither? It would be “failure to state a claim upon which relief can be granted” because how can Montegraph prove that anything Nick has said has caused him to loose X dollars of income, etc.

 

[Owlbear]

I still can't believe that fucking Balldo read out the complaint in his own fucking case and videoed himself responding to it.
This retard is supposed to be a lawyer... does he have any idea what he's done to his own interests?
Why hire fucking Marco Randazza, spending whatever the fuck he did, and then hamstring him and torpedo his own case?
I'm not a lawyer but even I know that is probably the stupidest fucking move he could have made.
He might as well have hired Ty fucking Beard.
Look at that fucking drunken sped, clearly wasted, whiskey glass in his hand, running his dumb mouth... this is what drink has done to him.
He's fucking pitiful.

He didn't hire Randazza because he was the best lawyer for the case or because he was a specialist. He hired Randazza because Randazza is his hero, and he wanted an excuse to talk to him. Let's break it down:

• Nick sees himself as above ethics rules, and so does Randazza. Randazza's license has been suspended in 4 different states. Nick has only gotten close to getting in trouble in one state.
• Both of them also see themselves as "exceptional" when it comes to conventional wisdom. Both have gone out in public to comment on their case before it has even started. There's a reason that everyone from the local meth dealer to Martha Steward gets the advice to STFU about their case.
• Nick is a noted swinger and coomer. Randazza is an ex porn producer before pivoting into porn law, and eventually trying to go legit as a first amendment lawyer. He was the ultimate coomer - he needed to coom so hard that he made his own material.
• Randazza is known for being a first amendment lawyer primarily due to his work on the law around porn. He is an actual "libertarian justice warrior" (really, a libertine justice warrior). Nick desperately wishes to stand up to "the man" for personal liberty in the same way. Nick reveres Randazza the same way he reveres the guy who made the killdozer.
• Nick is a terminal clout chaser. A small town lawyer, or even a real defamation specialist, would not be able to give him the clout he wants, he needs someone with a media presence that is bigger and more legit than his.

By the way, someone hates Randazza enough to break down his ethics complaints, etc: https://www.corruptrandazza.com/

 

[Anticipointment]

Kinda weird that I go from reading about Randazza in this thread over to Twitter, where I’ve never seen a tweet from Randazza in my life & then it’s first in my feed…but anyway, this is cute / gay:

https://twitter.com/marcorandazza/status/1627115264457457664?s=46&t=A1_1waxWtZJIru3Ep5zxLA

Also, Randazza in top comment, he can tell someone to suck his dick in nine languages.

 

[Fools Idol]

You know now that I think about it, Null's theory on smugness being your downfall is pretty on point here with Nick. His reaction to this lawsuit and his general demeanor just exuded smugness. It's easy to want to see him fail, even if only to humble him somewhat.

I don't want to see the guy financially ruined but a good bloody nose, especially after how his friend fucked up the Vic case is in order if you ask me.