Gross Aella Martin / Rachael Antier Slick / Abigail Glass / @Aella_Girl / @Aellagirl / @Miss_Aella / u/Sweatywoman / RedVerse / Apostate Slick / Knowingless - Rationalist LessWrong poly libertarian hooker girl throwing rape orgy parties. Former $100k/month OnlyFans star and $3,000/hour prostitute. Would rather come up with gross hypotheticals than shower.

[Tomato flowers]

Holy shit that Thomas guy is like the modern day terminally online version of "no just wait. the stripper really does like me, a few more private dances and she'll go have dinner and a date with me".

He’s going full Russell Greer. You never go full Greer.

 

[Freya]

Why would this thread cause issues for aella? She always seemed so proud of everything she put out

 

[Blarmed&Dangerous]

Hey uhh, anyone know a good way to archive the page of user you have friended on Facebook, while stripping out anything identifying the logged in user? I could probably add some good content if so.

Got some dish on "Caroline" too, eh? She 100% knows about this thread, she's referenced it on FB.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

Got some dish on "Caroline" too, eh? She 100% knows about this thread, she's referenced it on FB.

Hahah, a fellow powerleveler. Yeah. I have a sht done of stuff to do but this cow has been overdue for a big roast forever, or at least decades.

 

[Tibare]

Onlyfans girls have a few problems. They need to continue making content to convince people to pay them money, they need to interact with their parasocial simps with flirty sexts to keep them emotionally invested, and they need to advertise their paid content on other sites, generally Twitter and Reddit.

Generally, the solutions are to take lots of photos and post them on a schedule (work), respond to DMs themselves or hire ghost-sexters to do it for them (work/money), and spam their best photos wherever they can (work/money/programming).

Aella, being a Sophisticated Sexworker, has discovered a new way to avoid the work inherent in making content. She's paying people $1500 to make an AI model so she can generate nudes of herself with a few lines of text!

Spoiler: NSFW; AI generated

 

[Nuclear Enaculation Doc]

Hi Markass, I'm a longtime lurker who came across this thread. Is there a way I can private message you about something? Or do you have to message me first?

Thanks! here's to hoping you see this

JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY dogfucker

I am deeply, irrationally annoyed by this woman because she keeps showing up or being mentioned on podcasts I listen to. "Well, Aella said..." "Did you hear about what happened with Aella?" "Our guest today is Aella..."

It's not like you can't be smart and an autistic whore, but good God. Why should I give a fuck about anything she thinks? What is she an expert in that justifies me hearing about her constantly? (Aside from being a sex object/partner.)

You should stop listening to Jesse Singal and Katie Hogzog, or alternatively do everyone a favour and kill yourself.
There you go, problem solved.

 

[Reticulan Joe]

Aella, being a Sophisticated Sexworker, has discovered a new way to avoid the work inherent in making content. She's paying people $1500 to make an AI model so she can generate nudes of herself with a few lines of text!

Honestly, I’m kind of impressed by the cheek required to offer such a lowball sum. A trained model that can reliably produce Aella nudes would be worth considerably more to a deep pocketed pervert (and such people absolutely exist in her social milieu) but the even more entertaining thing would be to develop such a model and release it to the public for free, while claiming it’s for research.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

Lol you're here forever ya goofy bitch.

Honestly, taking the bitcoin, not touching the thread, and donating half to KF would be fucking hilarious

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

Ah yes, very normal for friends of friends of someone else's family to offer 5 grand to take a thread down. I love the addition of the "very messed up situation" with no specifics. Definitely Aella or someone close to her.

if I were Aella, I'd damage control by claiming @tallinfaulkner is a false flag from someone who dislikes her and that she has no problem with this Kiwifarms thread, thanking everyone for boosting her notoriety for more profit, and top it all off with custom made free porn for Kiwifarms with a timestamp to prove it isn't AI generated

 

[Tom Myers]

I was bored so I took her kink test. I received 19th percentile and it called me Michael Scott (from the office). Whereas IRL I make steam escape from people's ears talking about kink.

I've been reading lolcow.farm, which has a dedicated series of threads ayylawgin' her. Big ups lolcow girls. She has these consensual non-consent orgies. Some sort of armband system. DEFINITELY NOT MOLESTED!

https://archive.md/i2xw9

 

[Freya]

This thread made me asexual

 

[le boucher]

Maybe I'm white knighting for Thomas too much because his vulnerability about online awkardness makes me feel sympathetic, but something about the way she treats her subscribers rubs me off the wrong way

I don't feel sympathetic for this guy, he seems insufferable with zero self-awareness at best. At worst, look at who he's simping for, his spazzy entitled attitude, and his twitter banner and draw your own conclusions.

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

I don't feel sympathetic for this guy, he seems insufferable with zero self-awareness at best. At worst, look at who he's simping for, his spazzy entitled attitude, and his twitter banner and draw your own conclusions.

rates of autism and being extremely online for most of your life have skyrocketed, there are now many people like him and they're borderline hopeless

Chris Chan is a herald of what is to come. Gen Z and Gen Alpha will have Chris Chan type behavior be fairly commonplace.

 

[Tilapia]

-this is arguably a decent example of the audience of people who fund her lifestyle. I feel pretty damn sorry for Thomas Stephenson and really don't want to single him out because there are quite a few men like him in this world. There will be more and more men like him in the years to come. And because of that, I encourage anyone reading this to *be very careful* about getting into the lifestyle&mindset that leads to you subscribing to OnlyFans figures like Aella and being very vulnerable about it.

No. He is not a victim here. Aella was under no obligation to respond to him, no matter how much money he spent. He even acknowledges himself that's not part of the subscription, but still was offended that he was not "getting his money's worth" because she didn't respond to any of his (probably creepy and pathetic) DMs. Then he has a paragraphs-long whiny meltdown when she finally does respond, telling him to fuck off.

He is an obsessive scumbag.

But you're right that there probably are quite a few men like him in this world.

 

[le boucher]

rates of autism and being extremely online for most of your life have skyrocketed, there are now many people like him and they're borderline hopeless

Chris Chan is a herald of what is to come. Gen Z and Gen Alpha will have Chris Chan type behavior be fairly commonplace.

Sure in a world of endless sympathy he gets some and if I was a social worker and he was in my caseload, or a family member, or on a nice episode of Love on the Spectrum, I'd care about him. But this site is more of a place where I suspend usual my usual egalitarian worldview to laugh at people behaving slightly more spastically than me.

 

[Dr. Butt]

There's a prediction market for which person Rachael's going to date and apparently the leading candidate is DesTiny.
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He even looks like a male version of her.

 

[Tilapia]

Ah yes, very normal for friends of friends of someone else's family to offer 5 grand to take a thread down. I love the addition of the "very messed up situation" with no specifics. Definitely Aella or someone close to her.

Could be dad, one of her sisters, or a man who is dating one of her sisters. I believe this is more likely, due to them repeatedly mentioning "Aella's family" when I doubt that Aella gives enough of a shit about her family to even consider how they are being negatively impacted.

 

[BoglimArchives]

Hi Markass, I'm a longtime lurker who came across this thread. Is there a way I can private message you about something? Or do you have to message me first?

Hello, I am the Super Moderator of The Kiwi Farms. My name is Corey Trevor.

I will delete the thread and take your $5,000, provided you transfer it to my Bitcoin wallet by midnight tonight. These are my demands and as such, I hope you take them with the utmost seriousness.

Semper Fidelis to all our armed forces.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Hi Markass, I'm a longtime lurker who came across this thread. Is there a way I can private message you about something? Or do you have to message me first?

Thanks! here's to hoping you see this

For $2500 (this is half or 50% of $5000) I will spend one hour trying to teach Aella how to do a linear regression and what it means and why it is different from a correlation. As a rationalist you must understand that what I am offering you is of greater value than temporarily deleting this thread and drawing greater attention to her. The impeccable logic of Effective Altruism demands that all Aella fans, especially considering the size of her public platform, would immediately send me this money on simply the chance that I will actually do this and actually succeed in teaching her.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

Oh no, I got unfriended on Facebook somehow. Tears in the rain