Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[UwUthanize Me]

Have only kept up with Nick through MATI for a while now. Sad to see him still self immolating but it'll be fun to dig through this Locals archive.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Nick should have been able to easily get the case dismissed. But at every point where Nick could have done the sane thing in the case, he has decided to go in the direction of self-harm. His decisions to talk at length about the complaint and the case on streams was a tremendous mistake.

Because he's a fucking coom brain rotted faggot, but more than that he's a greedy crypto-kike he made the fucking wet brain decision to talk about his own case because his fucking alcoholic bad decision making combined with his huge fucking ego and his greed to make him think he could grift money off his own case.
He's a fucking idiot.
Anyone with a fucking brain would have already had this in the rear view mirror of the Balldo Mobile simply by keeping his drunken kike mouth shut and he could have gotten it dismissed.
Tbh he deserves a good slapping down to knock some sense into him.
Reading out his own complaint and responding to it is fucking stupid for anyone, for a "lawyer" it's unbelievable.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Yes, the religious argument is most often employed on the internet by the irreligious to shame the religious for 'hypocrisy'.

It is seldom used in good faith by people of faith calling out their 'brother in Christ' unironically.

And those rants might get into evidence veciase those are the statements alleged to defame. They might not get the Balldo Saga or any other degeneracy in, but the drunk rant is enough.

Nose might NEED a big gun to get him out of this trouble, but it became an issue AFTER he hire Randazza because of the clarofying statements he has made. If he had shut up and done it with local counsel, he would have been in a better position. As it is, he might have hoist himself on his own petard.

Did I miss the fact that he's bad mouthed the judge in his case? I thought the judge in the theft case was brought up only in relation to the fact that he might have generally appeared before them before.

The judge in the theft case is the same judge in his defamation case.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

Carimachet

Jesus was for the whores but against the Jew bankers > but they don’t listen to Jesus

Carimachet

They moralizing and not taking responsibility for the shit pile that is them > materialistic gay faggotniggers socially engineered to just be consumers with no soul > everything Jesus said no to they doin

Meet Carimachet:

She HATES Jews! Like, legit, it's daily shit. (I even stopped screenshooting bc it's like wallpaper over there)

Also hates most women (except Sally7.

(Cookie is Black, btw.)

She does not do her homework. Cari, sweetheart. Kiwi DOES have thread on Mandy.

Also, Kiwi's also not a bunch of fundamentalist Christians, you absolute total lunatic.

As a declared Anarchist, one would think you'd know about the history of Null and 4Chan.

She's occasionally funny but, y'know, the irony is rich.

Pretty fucking obsessed with the Rackets. She sent Lady Rackets lingerie.

Obsession with genitalia:

Also, this is an unironic chapter in her dissertation (or something) - so fucking funny:

Matthew C Harris vibes. It's from this paper which you can download for free - pretty recent, 2021. She's a HUGE conspiracy theorist. She's always in chat.

So...
Personal detes: This is probably her. Dates check out for when she'd have lived in NYC for Occupy Wall Street.

Biography as we know it: 25% Native American (though someone should Elizabeth Warren fact-check that). Got "famous" for Occupy Wall Street. Obsessed with Syria. Was schooled in some weird program in Turkey. I know @Himedall All-seeing Waifu has said she's a "former" anarchist but based on a big fight she recently got into with Rackets about it, I think she still is. Big druggie (and I'm guessing alcohol) user.

She's all over social media with her name as Cari Machet or carimachet. Y'all can find her across most platforms.

Edit: This just in - made me laugh. She's screaming at everyone rn.

(Obama pardoned him; Julian Assange stuff.)

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Meet Carimachet:
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She HATES Jews! Like, legit, it's daily shit. (I even stopped screenshooting bc it's like wallpaper over there)

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Also hates most women (except Sally7.
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(Cookie is Black, btw.)

She does not do her homework. Cari, sweetheart. Kiwi DOES have thread on Mandy.

Also, Kiwi's also not a bunch of fundamentalist Christians, you absolute total lunatic.

As a declared Anarchist, one would think you'd know about the history of Null and 4Chan.

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She's occasionally funny but, y'know, the irony is rich.
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Pretty fucking obsessed with the Rackets. She sent Lady Rackets lingerie.
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Obsession with genitalia:
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Also, this is an unironic chapter in her dissertation (or something) - so fucking funny:
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Matthew C Harris vibes. It's from this paper which you can download for free - pretty recent, 2021. She's a HUGE conspiracy theorist. She's always in chat.

So...
Personal detes: This is probably her. Dates check out for when she'd have lived in NYC for Occupy Wall Street.

Biography as we know it: 25% Native American (though someone should Elizabeth Warren fact-check that). Got "famous" for Occupy Wall Street. Obsessed with Syria. Was schooled in some weird program in Turkey. I know @Himedall All-seeing Waifu has said she's a "former" anarchist but based on a big fight she recently got into with Rackets about it, I think she still is. Big druggie (and I'm guessing alcohol) user.

She's all over social media with her name as Cari Machet or carimachet. Y'all can find her across most platforms.

Fat bitch is zero percent Native American.

Source: my kids are about 25%. You can’t be 25% with zero visible characteristics.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Have only kept up with Nick through MATI for a while now. Sad to see him still self immolating but it'll be fun to dig through this Locals archive.

It is fun. The weekend streams and the chats on the shows with degenerate guests yield the most.

There can still be some fucking weird shit on normal streams and day chat, but less commonly so.

The judge in the theft case is the same judge in his defamation case.

OMFG! That is funny! Not that I think this dooms him (if she remembers) but it is comically funny

 

[Strix454]

Meet Carimachet:

She's all over social media with her name as Cari Machet or carimachet. Y'all can find her across most platforms.

Based on some stuff I found, a short bio:

1) Art Institute of Chicago - BFA in "multi-media" 1996. This is a very expensive school and she obtained a degree in unemployment.
2) Hunter College - MFA in "interdisciplinary studies". Out of money, but still obsessed with "art", she went to a less expensive school until 1998
3) Freelance infrequent employment as a video editor.
4) Committed full career suicide by becoming an employee at "Democracy Now!" in 2006. Democracy now is a far-left news program aimed at boomers. She lasted two years.
5) Moved from the far-left to pro-islam causes. Became employed at an arab satellite TV network with headquarters in Jordan.
6) Got a job in public television and was employed for seven months
7) Since then, has been unemployed or marginally employed in low paying left-wing grifter type jobs. Presents herself as a "documentary filmmaker". Generally is in favor of every bad cause in the middle east.
Cooked Mashed Potatoes for people at Occupy Wall Street in 2011. Seems to have spent several years as an international travelling protester up to maybe 2016.
9) She wrote a pretend academic paper in the 2010s that is in reality just a bunch of political spurging with window-dressing.

Typical unemployed burnout member of the American far left. She is a female version of Jeff (The Dude) Lebowski from the Big Lebowski.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

Based on some stuff I found, a short bio:

1) Art Institute of Chicago - BFA in "multi-media" 1996. This is a very expensive school and she obtained a degree in unemployment.
2) Hunter College - MFA in "interdisciplinary studies". Out of money, but still obsessed with "art", she went to a less expensive school until 1998
3) Freelance infrequent employment as a video editor.
4) Committed full career suicide by becoming an employee at "Democracy Now!" in 2006. Democracy now is a far-left news program aimed at boomers. She lasted two years.
5) Moved from the far-left to pro-islam causes. Became employed at an arab satellite TV network with headquarters in Jordan.
6) Got a job in public television and was employed for seven months
7) Since then, has been unemployed or marginally employed in low paying left-wing grifter type jobs. Presents herself as a "documentary filmmaker". Generally is in favor of every bad cause in the middle east.
Cooked Mashed Potatoes for people at Occupy Wall Street in 2011. Seems to have spent several years as an international travelling protester up to maybe 2016.
9) She wrote a pretend academic paper in the 2010s that is in reality just a bunch of political spurging with window-dressing.

Typical unemployed burnout member of the American far left. She is a female version of Jeff (The Dude) Lebowski from the Big Lebowski.

She's sperging out right now on Locals (3 PM Eastern) with only 35 people there. If anyone has an account, the 2 biggest crazies - Carimachet and ACompleteRandom - are doing blood sports.

Pretty entertaining.

Edit: Spelling.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

She's sperging out right now on Locals (3 PM Eastern) with only 35 people there. If anyone has an account, the 2 biggest crazies - Carimachet and ACompleteRandom - are doing blood sports.

Pretty entertaining.

Edit: Spelling.

Chieftess of the Wampa no-abs

 

[Procrastinhater]

Meet Carimachet:
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She HATES Jews! Like, legit, it's daily shit. (I even stopped screenshooting bc it's like wallpaper over there)

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Also hates most women (except Sally7.
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(Cookie is Black, btw.)

She does not do her homework. Cari, sweetheart. Kiwi DOES have thread on Mandy.

Also, Kiwi's also not a bunch of fundamentalist Christians, you absolute total lunatic.

As a declared Anarchist, one would think you'd know about the history of Null and 4Chan.

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She's occasionally funny but, y'know, the irony is rich.
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Pretty fucking obsessed with the Rackets. She sent Lady Rackets lingerie.
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Obsession with genitalia:
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Also, this is an unironic chapter in her dissertation (or something) - so fucking funny:
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Matthew C Harris vibes. It's from this paper which you can download for free - pretty recent, 2021. She's a HUGE conspiracy theorist. She's always in chat.

So...
Personal detes: This is probably her. Dates check out for when she'd have lived in NYC for Occupy Wall Street.

Biography as we know it: 25% Native American (though someone should Elizabeth Warren fact-check that). Got "famous" for Occupy Wall Street. Obsessed with Syria. Was schooled in some weird program in Turkey. I know @Himedall All-seeing Waifu has said she's a "former" anarchist but based on a big fight she recently got into with Rackets about it, I think she still is. Big druggie (and I'm guessing alcohol) user.

She's all over social media with her name as Cari Machet or carimachet. Y'all can find her across most platforms.

Edit: This just in - made me laugh. She's screaming at everyone rn.
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(Obama pardoned him; Julian Assange stuff.)

Fucking lol that's the Robert Paulson lookalike you posted before I wondered who that was.

In Project Balldo a person has no name.

 

[Spaded Dave]

She's sperging out right now on Locals (3 PM Eastern) with only 35 people there. If anyone has an account, the 2 biggest crazies - Carimachet and ACompleteRandom - are doing blood sports.

Pretty entertaining.

Edit: Spelling.

For anyone interested. It's still going on but it's getting repetitive so I'm bowing out of following it:

Spoiler: Slapfight (Long)

This one was retarded enough that I wanted to post it twice for people who don't want to sift through this spergery.

Edit: Gotta add "We wuz fighting the CIA and winning guyz"

 

[footballteam]

Based on some stuff I found, a short bio:

1) Art Institute of Chicago - BFA in "multi-media" 1996. This is a very expensive school and she obtained a degree in unemployment.
2) Hunter College - MFA in "interdisciplinary studies". Out of money, but still obsessed with "art", she went to a less expensive school until 1998
3) Freelance infrequent employment as a video editor.
4) Committed full career suicide by becoming an employee at "Democracy Now!" in 2006. Democracy now is a far-left news program aimed at boomers. She lasted two years.
5) Moved from the far-left to pro-islam causes. Became employed at an arab satellite TV network with headquarters in Jordan.
6) Got a job in public television and was employed for seven months
7) Since then, has been unemployed or marginally employed in low paying left-wing grifter type jobs. Presents herself as a "documentary filmmaker". Generally is in favor of every bad cause in the middle east.
Cooked Mashed Potatoes for people at Occupy Wall Street in 2011. Seems to have spent several years as an international travelling protester up to maybe 2016.
9) She wrote a pretend academic paper in the 2010s that is in reality just a bunch of political spurging with window-dressing.

Typical unemployed burnout member of the American far left. She is a female version of Jeff (The Dude) Lebowski from the Big Lebowski.

So what is an anarcho-communist doing in Nick's locals chat?

The weird mix of spergs in his locals needs to be the subject of some kind of scientific study...

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Fucking lol that's the Robert Paulson lookalike you posted before I wondered who that was.
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In Project Balldo a person has no name.

Deep undercover, code name Fauxcahontas II: The Fattening
Unfortunately my advanced AI software detects 0% Native Ancestry

 

[Balldo's Gate]

The judge in the theft case is the same judge in his defamation case.

I already said this in the lawsuit thread, but Nick's situation is hilarious when you just state it objectively.

Nick is being sued because over statements made when he got drunk and ranted and raved about someone on the Internet.
Nick then got drunk and ranted at the lolcow's lolyer, resulting in him eating an ethics complaint.
Nick in the past has already gotten drunk and ranted at the Office of Lawyers Professional Responsibility, the body charged with investigating the ethics complaint.

You may have hoped that there was at least one person involved in all this, the judge, who he hadn't complained about on his show, but....nope, he's complained about her too.

At a certain point I would hope that Nick realizes that the whining about people involved in legal matters he is personally involved in in some way can only do him damage, but whatever. Even if nothing results from any of this, it's a lot of his own time he's wasting by being stupid.

 

[Strix454]

So what is an anarcho-communist doing in Nick's locals chat?

There is sometimes a thin line between anarcho-communism and libertarianism. There is a whole school of "Left Libertarian" political doctrine and ideas out there. The idea of the left-libertarians is to implement what amounts to communism by "voluntary" agreements and non-state institutions. The agreements are never really voluntary though because non-compliance with the agreements can be dealt with by force. And the state ends up being replaced by "the committee" or something like a labor union.
Alot of "anarchists" will loudly talk about getting rid of the state loudly, but will more quietly talk about creating post-revolutionary institutions with different names that are in essence a state.

 

[Maude Snew]

Deep undercover, code name Fauxcahontas II: The Fattening
Unfortunately my advanced AI software detects 0% Native Ancestry

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That's seven times ADAA all-star Patches O'Houlihan you can't fool me

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

That's seven times ADAA all-star Patches O'Houlihan you can't fool me
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Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own kool-aid? No, but it’s anarchist and I like the taste.

 

[200MB]

For anyone interested. It's still going on but it's getting repetitive so I'm bowing out of following it:

Spoiler: Slapfight (Long)

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This one was retarded enough that I wanted to post it twice for people who don't want to sift through this spergery.

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Edit: Gotta add "We wuz fighting the CIA and winning guyz"

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Carimachets previous spergout did remind me of Randoms epic chat bot meltdown. I guess we're seeing what happens when an unstoppable schizo meets an immovable sped.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Rackets already had a run in with this judge and trashed her on the show on more than one occasion.

People seem too hung over (heh) on this point. Even by Balldo Man's account, he didn't say anything out of the ordinary to the judge when she remarked why the client hired Nick instead of a public defender. And I highly doubt the judge is watching some Internet drama show that happens to be hosted by a lawyer in her county who barely practices. It's also prejudicial to introduce that into the case so the judge won't be seeing those clips unless she goes looking for them.

So what is an anarcho-communist doing in Nick's locals chat?

The weird mix of spergs in his locals needs to be the subject of some kind of scientific study...

I don't see why not. Nick used to be a funny guy and he'd take aim at targets commies also hate such as establishment politicians and government corruption. And like all anarchists, Nick's big into weed and libertinism.

I'm more curious why an anarcho-communist went that far down the antisemitic rabbit hole to hate the Jews like your average /pol/ user does. I mean sure your average internet commie hates Israel but they always will just say "Zionist" instead.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick in the past has already gotten drunk and ranted at the Office of Lawyers Professional Responsibility, the body charged with investigating the ethics complaint.

I wonder why he's ranting and raving in a drunken rage about them. Previously, he's just laughed at these things. Either he's gone into Ralphamale-like ragepig mode, or he thinks there may be meat on the bones of this one.

The agreements are never really voluntary though because non-compliance with the agreements can be dealt with by force. And the state ends up being replaced by "the committee" or something like a labor union.

And then you end up with an all-powerful legislative body like the Supreme Soviet or the Committee for Public Safety, which is immediately taken over by the most powerful personality, whether it be a Stalin or a Robespierre, because these people have no grasp of checks and balances.

And then you end up with some form or another of the Terror.