What culture has the worst cuisine?

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That sounds similar to my "braised beef and tortellini" in a Marsala sauce. I'm pretty sure my family's recipe is Dutch in origin, not Burgundian, what with all the potatoes and cheap cuts of beef. The tortellini is probably a more modern addition, of course.

Regardless, it's way better than 99% of the food I've eaten.

To be fair, The Netherlands was actually Burgundy when the Frankish Kingdom was split into three, so it's no surprise there's maybe some regional links cuisine-wise.

Your tortellini gave me some good ideas - thanks a million, friend.
 

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Bruh I wish, I've been trawling every tienda i can find looking for some fried grasshoppers to eat with molasses.


Never eaten a buckeye (and frankly don't care about other Ohioans, Clevelanders and such are shit and I'm happy to exterminate them to when the Great Ohioing comes), but there is an Appalachian dish my Mom told me about that sounds interesting but I haven't had. Basically, mashed potato mixed with a shit ton of sugar, rolled up with peanut butter and eaten as a roll.

I tried to have a lassus pull (make some hard molasses candy) once and it failed horribly.
Oh hey I've had potato candy. It's good but yeah, very sweet. One of those things you probably shouldn't eat more than one or two pieces of. You could probably make it at home pretty easily, but there are also sellers on Etsy.
 
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Eastern Europe. Everything is just bland versions of better food, or it's just plain fucking disgusting.

Pelmeni is just bland ravioli or potstickers. Chebureki is just a bland calzone or Navajo Taco. Borscht is just fucking generic beef soup with beets in it. Holodets is bland headcheese which somehow looks worse. All the rice dishes like Plov are just bland versions of shit from Sandnigger land. Sarma are just bland Dolmathes. Half of everything else looks like it comes from the same hell that Hurgin does.

Indian is garbage too. It's like Thai food but you dumped the entire spice rack in it then digested it and shit it out on a plate.
Plov isn’t about being amazing, it’s about using one dish to cook a meal that isn’t soup. And mixing meat juice from the bottom through the rice is an excellent way to flavor it. It’s the ultimate lazy male way to cook.

Goulash is pottage. Sense a theme here?

Sadly for myself, I had boiled dinners most nights growing up. Same thing as irishfags except with a kielbasa in the pot instead of corned beef. I am severely triggered by the smell of boiled cabbage.

Here’s a primer on plov, most superior dish of europes
 
My vote is for British food

It is genuinely so bad that when people who live there travel out of country and then come back, they almost vomit from how bad they realize the food they were eating was
I've watched every episode of supersize vs superskinny and even I don't what British food is.

Sausage roll? Fries with curry on it?
 
Plov isn’t about being amazing, it’s about using one dish to cook a meal that isn’t soup. And mixing meat juice from the bottom through the rice is an excellent way to flavor it. It’s the ultimate lazy male way to cook.

Goulash is pottage. Sense a theme here?

Sadly for myself, I had boiled dinners most nights growing up. Same thing as irishfags except with a kielbasa in the pot instead of corned beef. I am severely triggered by the smell of boiled cabbage.

Here’s a primer on plov, most superior dish of europes
That already exists, it's called chilli. But as usual yuropoors are incompetent retards who don't know how to make anything competently but bread, which they eat with literal maggots because they don't understand that spices add more flavor than fly larvae. Yuropoors would literally be lost and die of starvation without America. See: all the "Italian" food that uses American ingredients like tomatos. Pizza is American and you yuroniggers can die mad about it.
 
That already exists, it's called chilli. But as usual yuropoors are incompetent retards who don't know how to make anything competently but bread, which they eat with literal maggots because they don't understand that spices add more flavor than fly larvae. Yuropoors would literally be lost and die of starvation without America. See: all the "Italian" food that uses American ingredients like tomatos. Pizza is American and you yuroniggers can die mad about it.
Idk, I kinda hate the texture of the beans in chili.

Bread IS retarded. So much more work to cultivating wheat and then processing it into something edible. Maybe huwite people ended up successful because survival was so labor intensive it culled a bunch of retards
 
I feel like it depends on what you experience of that culture rather than the culture broadly.

Italian food can be top tier... but it also brought us Maggot cheese (assuming you consider Sardinians Italians), slow cooked cow stomach, and blood cake.

Although dishonorable mention to cultures that tend to overseason their foods, usually the result of needing to conceal low quality or rotten shit.
 
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Thailand. Back when I was a kid my parents would punish me by getting "Japenese food but it's more like Chinese, but not quite Chinese."

Like I'm sorry but like when I was forced to eat that shit I'd wonder "Is this what poor people eat?"

Years later I move out with my wife, and the answer to the question is "No, poor people actually eat food that's incredibly more edible compared to Thai.
 
Thailand. Back when I was a kid my parents would punish me by getting "Japenese food but it's more like Chinese, but not quite Chinese."

Like I'm sorry but like when I was forced to eat that shit I'd wonder "Is this what poor people eat?"

Years later I move out with my wife, and the answer to the question is "No, poor people actually eat food that's incredibly more edible compared to Thai.
I’ve gotta disagree with you there. I guess this is true of all types of cuisine, but it really depends on the restaurant. Low-end Thai restaurants all taste exactly the same and use shit quality meat — plus people tend to order the most mediocre entrees like Pad Thai — but if you ever have a chance to try a nicer Thai restaurant you might change your mind. Khao Soi (a kind of curry noodle soup) is fucking delicious for example.
 
I’ve gotta disagree with you there. I guess this is true of all types of cuisine, but it really depends on the restaurant. Low-end Thai restaurants all taste exactly the same and use shit quality meat — plus people tend to order the most mediocre entrees like Pad Thai — but if you ever have a chance to try a nicer Thai restaurant you might change your mind. Khao Soi (a kind of curry noodle soup) is fucking delicious for example.
That sounds interesting, and going back on what I said the times I usually ate Thai was when I was expecting Chinese so maybe I need to take your advice and try Khao Soi because I'm a sucker for curry.
 
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