what makes assigned male a lolcow?
1)The art is wretched, in a humorous and often exploitable way
2)The opinions are inconsistent, extreme, myopic, and patently offensive.
3)Stephie is a blatant self-insert who always wins, making it obvious Planet Tranny is Labelle's own little Cwcville.
4)The comic is full of strawmen. But somehow, Labelle completely fails at that. All of the characters who are "right" are condescending jackasses with no grasp on reality. All of the characters who are "wrong" (like Stephie's dad or Aiden) come off as reasonable, likable people stuck in a world where everyone's a loon.
5)Labelle himself is an ugly, hypocritical, short-tempered ignoramus with an almost Wu-level ego. He boasts about his impact on people's lives while claiming he isn't a spokesperson. He belittles people by saying it's not his job to educate us, yet his entire comic is a platform for telling us all we're wrong. He bullies, doxxes, calls out, and bans anyone who disagrees with him then cries like a baby about oppression the moment he gets burnt. He has a legion of insane transtender fans and he even elevated some of them to serve as his own personal internet Gestapo. His identity revolves entirely around transness, to the point it's obvious he doesn't actually want to be a girl. He thinks he's some sort of lolsoquirky pixie girl but all of his pictures make him look like a creep who wears children's clothing.
Mix all that together, and you have a pretty funny mix.