🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[MirnaMinkoff]

Merida has old Spanish colonial mansions, some with beautiful tile mosaics and pools. They are literally on the other side of town from Ralph.

Ralph has no clue where the “richest neighborhood” in Mérida is and has definitely never seen it and can’t afford to rent a house there either.

 

[AnOminous]

This happening immediately after Ralph boasted of how much his rich landlord “loves [him]” is about as instant as karma gets.

If his "rich landlord" loves him so much, why hasn't that guy just called up the power company and told them to turn it on again? Surely such a rich landlord would be embarrassed to have a tenant without power. Why is the electricity not back on? That is what that rich landlord would say.

Perhaps Ralph does not have such a friendly rich landlord as he claims to have.

 

[HarrietTubmansTittyFuckSu]

that poor baby is stuck in that hotbox with ralphs alcoholic old man farts

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

 

[Vesperus]

that poor baby is stuck in that hotbox with ralphs alcoholic old man farts

He's probably retreated to the car with the engine running and the AC on full.

Until he runs out of gas for yet another spectacular failure epic win for the Ralphamale.

 

[PlaguePuppy]

Ralph will never stop punching himself in the balls. It’s almost a talent to be able to fail this hard at such a rapid pace.

I imagine Ralph as one of those old cartoons like Tom and Jerry where he just keeps stepping on rakes. His face looks like he's constantly getting battered with blunt objects.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He's probably retreated to the car with the engine running and the AC on full.

Until he runs out of gas for yet another spectacular failure epic win for the Ralphamale.

If Ralph wasn’t a broke bitch he’d take his family to a hotel. Ralph doesn’t even have enough money to get a hotel room for the week. Broke nigger moron lol.

 

[AltisticRight]

The way the water system works there he wont have running water soon when the tank (El Tinaco) on the roof runs dry.
The system needs electricity to work. Those are the barrels you see on every roof in google street view.
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It's like this because the water system is so over subscribed they don't have enough capacity to have full time running water. So you have to store it in a pit at ground level (cisterna) while its on. And hope you stored enough to carry you through to the next time its on.
You pump it to the roof and let gravity pressurize you plumbing.

One of the richest neighbourhoods in Mérida by the way.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Credit: @veritarded

 

[Um...]

He's probably retreated to the car with the engine running and the AC on full.

Until he runs out of gas for yet another spectacular failure epic win for the Ralphamale.

Probably. He better hope the truck has enough gas to run until the gas stations open up in the morning (unless there are 24 hour gas stations in Merida.) And even that won’t work once the sun gets hot during the day. The sun is brutal that close to the equator.

 

[Vesperus]

I imagine Ralph as one of those old cartoons like Tom and Jerry where he just keeps stepping on rakes. His face looks like he's constantly getting battered with blunt objects.

Surely the gunt would get in the way?

 

[Telemeter]

His landlord probably included utilities until he saw the bill. My thinking is he told the power company he's renting to foreigners and now the company wants a huge deposit, or may have denied him outright.

This is definitely possible, this is a booking.com property, which is kinda like airbnb, got rented for a long period and has had the AC blasting 24/7, bill came in and the landlord probably demanded he paid it (also, landlord guaranteed hasn't gone into the house since they moved in, doesn't know its a pigsty now).

It also strikes me that Ralph might have not gotten the landlord permission to install a faster internet connection, since landlord probably doesn't want to spend more than necessary in utilities so that a pig can fuel his internet addiction.

I bet this is going to end in a fight between the owner and Ralph.

 

[LadiosSopp]

Credit: @veritarded

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Sounds like Meigh is gonna be wearing glasses indoors for a while methinks.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

The nice landlord (who is also very rich, just like Ralph) heard how much money Ralph had, probably from piggy himself, and decided to see if he could get some more gingo dollar out of him.

 

[Telemeter]

Is Meigh fluent enough in Spanish to be competently signing contracts and paying bills in Mexico? I’m gonna guess no.

The house is not a proper rental, it's a booking.com listing, similar to airbnb, the bill is not on any of these losers' name, its on the owner's name, the owner probably refused to pay it because Ralph's been blasting the AC 24/7 cause he can feel his gunt fat rendering into lard without it.

The landlord probably told May they need to pay this bill cause he wont, and May just didn't tell Ralph for whatever reason (probably to see him seethe, May gets off on seeing Ralph seethe and cope).

 

[Drunkensailor]

as previously mentioned, his best friend/LL probably is part of the community. it is quite possible he has been getting complaints from the neighbors/friends that there is a holler'n piggy stinking up the neighborhood and he did a quick internet search of his tenet. shuts the power off, as the electricity is probably still in his name, and will absorb a poor rating on booking.com to get this degenerate gringo out of the house before he does any more damage. or ralph is just a broke wigger, that i would not have sex with

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Too bad Harry stopped subsidizing Ethan’s life. Now he doesn’t even have a credit card to check the family into a hotel with. Ralph could be streaming from a meat locker temp hotel room if he could scrape together a measly $50. But he can’t.

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

>I'm Mister Gunt Miser, I'm Mister Sun
>I'm Mister Pill-Popper, I'm Mister Out-Of-Power
>They call me Jcaesar, whatever I touch, turns to shit in my clutch!
>I weigh too much!
>I never wanna know a bitch that over 20 years old
>I'd rather have her 19, 18, 17 please!
<instrumental>

>I'm Mister Gunt Miser, I'm Mister Snow
>I'm Mister Fat Faggot, I'm Mister Pink Asshole
>They call me grifting queer, whatever I touch, turns to grease in my clutch!
>I weigh too much!
>I never wanna know a weight that's under 300lbs
>I'd rather have it 400, 500, 600 please!
<instrumental>

>They're both such fat faggots, they're both so gay
>That's right!
>They're both such fake Christians, they're both just gambling addicts
>They call us Gunt Misers, whatever we touch, turns to food in our clutch!
>We weigh too much!

 

[Telemeter]

Pretty sure this is NOT what “one of the richest neighborhoods in Merida” looks like
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Unless the rest of Merida is a literal slum.

Also, what must the temperature in that house be after several hours of no AC? It was 90 degrees today and it’ll only drop to the 70s overnight. And in the dark too, I doubt the Ralphamale has a flashlight. And him furious with May, and the baby probably irritable and crying because it’s hot as fuck…They can go someplace like a bar that has AC but they’ll have to go back once everything closes.

I guess they’ll just sit in the truck with the AC on. Grim all around.

Just cause of Ralph's hilarious "richest parts of the city" comments, i decided to check what a real higher class house in Merida looks like, here:

Where is your pool, Ralph?

 

[MadStan]

Providing a residence to a young child that has no power can be argued as a form of child abuse and unfit living conditions. Perhaps the authorities should be contacted that there is child endangerment going on.