Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

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It wasn't too long ago that Ralph had a chance to be accepted by the Morris family. If you go back to pages 180-225 of Ralph's twitter thread, you'll see stuff like this.....

Wholesome family trips to the movies
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Then there was the time Harry took them out to a nice steakhouse. Look at Ralph's pre-Portugal face...he almost looks like a different person. Full of hope and optimism.
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I'm assuming Harry took this iconic photo
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Meigh compliments Jolene's cooking, which tbh looks really bad.
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Here's one that's pretty ominous in hindsight...
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This turned out to be the last Christmas Meigh had with her family.

Cozy.tv Rozy could've had a family that extended beyond her fucked up parents and a teenage Mexican babysitter. All Ralph had to do was not threaten to rape Meigh's objectively more attractive sister.

The fact that something as simple as "Don't threaten to rape your sister-in-law" was too much for Ralph is pretty pathetic ngl.

Piggy is a slave to his desires and appetites, and is so used to getting what he wants that being told "No" sends him into a spiraling tantrum. He wanted to gunt Meigh's sister, she said no, so now the entire family must pay.

crossposting from the morris thread:

forgive me if this has already been posted, but it's interesting, especially after this, this, and this.
alana hurt the ragepig's tender feelings, so every single morris (including rozy) must be made to suffer.

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[Lidl Drip]

First she asks him on stream "WHERE DID THE MONEY GO?!" and now she's not paying the power bill to make Ralph look even more broke! This bitch is a-logging you Ralph. She's giving fodder to us to ridicule you for being a broke ass loser who can't pay for her unlike her daddy did. He has way more money than you, Ralph! Bet the power never went out at Harry's house! Hell even Digibro probably got his power bill paid on time and she also put out for him a lot more! Next she will tell us about how often she pegged you with that purple dildo to complete the total gunt humiliation. This bitch has forgotten her place entirely!

 

[mood2doom]

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

alana hurt the ragepig's tender feelings, so every single morris (including rozy) must be made to suffer.

That's a cute abridged version of "I tried to get her fired, made racist digs at her partner and had way too much to say about her pussy even though she's my sister in law because of something she told her sister in confidence"

Manchild can't bear losing his precious bird app account again

 

[SargonF00t]

It is amazing that Ralph has not had multiple Portuguese massages every fucking year of his life.

 

[Sammich]

You can't really sleep in that sort of heat, it's fitful at best, if i had to guess ralph probably drank himself into a blackout so he coudl even get a few hours of sleep. he's gonna be grumpy, pissed and really ready to fight come morning.
COuldn't happen to a better whorse.

 

[An automatic clown]

You can't really sleep in that sort of heat, it's fitful at best, if i had to guess ralph probably drank himself into a blackout so he coudl even get a few hours of sleep. he's gonna be grumpy, pissed and really ready to fight come morning.
COuldn't happen to a better whorse.

I imagine a bottle of Hornitos tequila and some Xannys would put the fat baby to sleep easy.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Counterpoint: you could be a bad father and still have kids grow up normal.

Harry tried to use Pantsu to get internet famous (like when he kept tagging CNN on Twitter with photos of Pantsu to try and turn her into an anti-greta thunberg), and his continued engagement with this sector of the internet out of spite is doing the opposite of what's good for him and his family.

He isn't as bad as Vickers, but that isn't a compliment.

Not defending any specifics, because neither of them are perfect, and nobody is.

However, as others have stated: Your children's fuck ups aren't always a reflection of your parenting. They could have mental or developmental issues beyond your control, or they could just be complete fuck ups.

There are families I know exactly like this, where all their children bar one are very successful, social, likeable people. Yet one of their kids, the one I was friends with, just couldn't keep it together. Couldn't last a week at University because he took so many drugs. Prior to going off the rails he was smart, physically fit and everyone liked him. It just happens to some people.

That said, both Vickers and Morris are in tough situations, not only is what's happening utterly fucked but it is broadcast for all to see. You must feel like you need to do something or say something.

Theres also the side we dont see, their change in behaviour. Going from seemingly happy members of your family who give and receive love and attention - to an insular person who has been isolated. Ralph injects himself into these situations, and always makes them worse, I would not wish this on anyone.

So they have my sympathies, and if they do some questionable shit in-between, I give them somewhat of a pass because I can just log off after having a laugh, they can't

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ralph: “It’s actually a funny story. Alana implied my presence is intolerable and I SHOWED HER by starting an online tard campaign against her and having her entire family doxed and swatted lol.”

He thinks this makes him look good, instead of like the thin-skinned fat bitch he is. Fucking wet brain pillhead.

 

[FinnSven]

Are you fucking joking? He’s a lifelong NEET who’s suckled at the taxpayer teat since time immemorial. He made his baby mama take welfare too.

Is it possible he has tried pimping too?

Even he knows he would make nothing as a gigolo, rentboy, rentman, or even gloryholing for donations.

But I can see him being attracted to ostentatious clothing and having a bitch.

 

[Truly Rural]

I highly doubt a breakup this soon, if they didn't break up after the airport incident it would take something far more serious than not paying an electric bill on time I would think. Unless something crazy went down offstream. Pantsu just spend an hour yelling at Rand last night defending Ralph, she wouldn't run away so soon.

Having electricity cut is way more serious than some miscommunication at the airport. They have a baby in that house ffs. If for whatever reason power is not restored ASAP it'll be rough. If company doesn't reconnect them in the morning I'm guessing it is because they didn't pay all of the debt. Landlord who "loves Ralph" might love him less if gunt accumulated tons of debts on his name, not to mention possibility he got sued over Ralph neglecting to pay for shit he uses.
We will see. But at this point the untold reason for the next move can easily be because landlord told them to GTFO despite having a baby.

 

[Feignedgoat]

We will see. But at this point the untold reason for the next move can easily be because landlord told them to GTFO despite having a baby.

I don't see the horse staying past Mexico. After the last video I seen of the 3. Mantsu is very aware of Ralphs inability to be a good father. Plus what we don't see which is enough I believe to warrant the "if only you knew how bad things really are" meme. I think the next set of moves we will see is Neigh actually leaving baby in hand to the local authorities or embassy. leaving Ralph to have no choice but to flee to Africa as he has said. Did you all see how scared he was of that regular police officer? I understand Neigh may enjoy the negative attention or comments that Ralph brings. But you can clearly see the child at least cares for her and I believe some maternal instinct will kick in. I don't wanna say I'm an expert at facial expressions with woman but I have experience and that chick is done with his shit.

 

[Elmo]

I don't see the horse staying past Mexico. After the last video I seen of the 3. Mantsu is very aware of Ralphs inability to be a good father. Plus what we don't see which is enough I believe to warrant the "if only you knew how bad things really are" meme. I think the next set of moves we will see is Neigh actually leaving baby in hand to the local authorities or embassy. leaving Ralph to have no choice but to flee to Africa as he has said. Did you all see how scared he was of that regular police officer? I understand Neigh may enjoy the negative attention or comments that Ralph brings. But you can clearly see the child at least cares for her and I believe some maternal instinct will kick in. I don't wanna say I'm an expert at facial expressions with woman but I have experience and that chick is done with his shit.

Africa? Wait, what?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Africa? Wait, what?

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I wish a broke dick fagfic farmer like me could afford to live in a magical place like Africa

I’d be buck broken forever if someone as mean as Ralph hijacked my dream of becoming African

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

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This is gonna drive Ralph insane. You can join his telegram and pretend to be a fan and any time he has a real complaint you can just go "naaaah haha ralphamale pulling a classic work bro hahaha " and soon enough his real paypigs will be onboard and he'll never be able to get a real complaint out without everyone thinking it's a fake epic wrassle work.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Meigh is a certifiable donkey-brain. She won't leave until she is made to leave.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

crossposting from the morris thread:

forgive me if this has already been posted, but it's interesting, especially after this, this, and this.
alana hurt the ragepig's tender feelings, so every single morris (including rozy) must be made to suffer.

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Makes you wonder if Pantsu actually told Ralph or he was doing his regular communication monitoring and saw the remark. I can’t see Pantsu reporting any comment to the thin skin rage pig.

Either way it sounds like a joke, “only problem with your wedding is the groom” and Ralph flipping out that hard over it is incredible.

Demonstrates he was desperate for a reason to cut off Pantsu’s communication with her family if he went with one that flimsy.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Makes you wonder if Pantsu actually told Ralph or he was doing his regular communication monitoring and saw the remark. I can’t see Pantsu reporting any comment to the thin skin rage pig.

Either way it sounds like a joke, “only problem with your wedding is the groom” and Ralph flipping out that hard over it is incredible.

Demonstrates he was desperate for a reason to cut off Pantsu’s communication with her family if he went with one that flimsy.

Idk, I think he’s certainly pre-loaded to flip out on anything that looks like a father figure, but also the trigger could be very genuine. He IS that much of a sensitive bitch.

He could prove me wrong by moving to Africa, though, but I don’t think I have to worry about that because only 5’ 10”, 8” very thick penis havers would move to Africa

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

This is gonna drive Ralph insane. You can join his telegram and pretend to be a fan and any time he has a real complaint you can just go "naaaah haha ralphamale pulling a classic work bro hahaha " and soon enough his real paypigs will be onboard and he'll never be able to get a real complaint out without everyone thinking it's a fake epic wrassle work.

Bonus points for continuing to congratulate him on his works fooling the broke dick farms and Mister Medicare as he screeches about how it’s real.

 

[Braphamut]

Is it possible he has tried pimping too?

Ralph is hilariously bad at violence for someone who has a short temper and a performative obsession with masculinity. Even if this were not true he's still 5'1" and his arms/legs are pathetic. Finally he's a convicted felon and would be in some hot shit if he was in possession of a gun.

He couldn't intimidate anyone without retaining a bruiser and given how poorly he treat/pays subordinates that guy would end up robbing and/or pimping piggy out by the end of the partnership.