🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[break these cuffs]

It’s funny he thinks he has a choice in whether or not he can stream. The bills, court fees, back taxes, and baby costs aren’t going to stop retard

He's going to become a househusband while he writes his biography. Meigh will put her PR degree to work and become a well respected literary agent to the stars. An advance will be secured in short order while the world waits with baited breathe for inspiring story of how such a humble man from Memphis became top of the sektur. What nobody will know is that Gunt will write a work of a biographical fiction loosely based on his life and once debuted, it will be heralded as the next Great American Novel by critics nationwide. A whirlwind world publicity tour with precede general release when it will become an instant best seller.

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

Suicide bait or a 'work', you be the judge. Pathetic either way.

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[SandyCat]

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Ralphamales... is it over?

The drugs wore off causing a very brief moment of lucidity. Don't worry, he'll be back to his "normal" self in no time

 

[Oxous]

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This is definitely a 2-star day in Merida, where the temperature is currently 92F btw. If he reposts the suicide-bait quote he posted on Telegram last week, I might even call this a 1-star day.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

“How many people has your daughter showed her gross pussy flaps to?!?”

No, not like this, we are not losing our prized content pig due to ‘muh depresshun’ Ralphabros, now get the fuck up take more pills, kick the bitch to the curb and LETS GO you’re the best RalphaPig without Mantsu and that fugly babby now man the fuck up, call one of your old paypig hags to call door dash or whatever they have down there to bring you supplies get the fuck back on the air don’t lay there tweeting like a beta bitch.

 

[MeltyTW]

You've helped systemically emasculate the RALPHAMALE. Are you happy now kiwi?

No

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How wasted do you think he is? That and coupled with the heat...

The drugs wore off causing a very brief moment of lucidity. Don't worry, he'll be back to his "normal" self in no time

HES BACK HES BACK down for the count and now he's back, broke dick faggot johm Potter absolutely shook, the pig can fly and he's back to his front hooves, no self awareness gained shrugging off any introspective misfortune like it's nothing as only a true ralphamale can

Will he come out swinging hard with a hollarin though while everyone against him is on the backfoot?

 

[eDove]

Ralph's such an attention whore. He's even worse than Boogie and all those other pity-mongering cows (the majority of them being munchie women).

 

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Add one to the KiwiFarms body count.

 

[GaryGray]

After claiming to have power restored Ralph has now lost his raison d'etre while dealing with the highs and lows of mixing benzodiazepine (Xannax), THC, and alcohol. Maybe this is bait or maybe it is anhedonia (loss of ability to feel pleasure/joy) from decades of drug abuse.

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Or maybe it is the over 90 F temperature combined with hot flashes from serotonin syndrome sucking out Ralph's will.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

No



HES BACK HES BACK down for the count and now he's back, broke dick faggot johm Potter absolutely shook, the pig can fly and he's back to his front hooves, no self awareness gained shrugging off any introspective misfortune like it's nothing as only a true ralphamale can

Will he come out swinging hard with a hollarin though while everyone against him is on the backfoot?

What the fuck is a “National JustUs Party”?

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Ralph's such an attention whore. He's even worse than Boogie and all those other pity-mongering cows (the majority of them being munchie women).

Borderline Personality Disorder, very womanly.
Pull yourself together Ralph!

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

"I called the suicide hotline last night because I lost power in my house. They told me to do it."

 

[zionlion1488]

What I would really love is for Ralph to take more uppers. We've seen Ralph on benzos, pills, and alcohol...let's see the Ralphamale on some speed, coke, meth, etc.

 

[Toilet Duck]

it's a 'work' this is a sympathy grift. do you really think he's going to go get a job pushing carts in at the grocery store? There's nothing else for him to do besides embrace being the clown for money. Literally Hollar for yo dollah, Ralph. that's all anyone wants to see you do. Funny wigger scream. you're wings. you always have been.

 

[Star Platinum]

After loosing power Ralph has now also lost his raison d'etre while dealing with the highs and lows of mixing benzos, THC, and alcohol. Maybe this is bait or maybe it is anhedonia (loss of ability to feel pleasure/joy) from decades of drug abuse.
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this is the real work. ethan was enthusiastically asking Conte for an interview 2 hours ago while his power was still out. then in the interim his power was restored and THAT'S when he decides to give up? no way, he is just setting up hype for his BIG RETURN.

 

[eDove]

After loosing power Ralph has now also lost his raison d'etre while dealing with the highs and lows of mixing benzos, THC, and alcohol. Maybe this is bait or maybe it is anhedonia (loss of ability to feel pleasure/joy) from decades of drug abuse.
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You know, most people have to work longer than a "decade basically" at their careers, even measily part-time jobs. A permanigger like Ralph wouldn't have any comprehension of that.

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

After loosing power Ralph has now also lost his raison d'etre while dealing with the highs and lows of mixing benzos, THC, and alcohol. Maybe this is bait or maybe it is anhedonia (loss of ability to feel pleasure/joy) from decades of drug abuse.
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Why would he say the NJP would carry the line instead of AF? Or is this a joke since he said "JustUs?" I don't know the NJP lore.
I think either cozy has snaked him or this is another "work." Pretty funny and desperate either way.

 

[break these cuffs]

Suicide bait or a 'work', you be the judge. Pathetic either way.

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Heavy is the crown. Please don't leave us King. Keffals said he's going to rehab today. I don't know how I'd bear losing my King and Queen on the same day.

 

[Oxous]

What the fuck is a “National JustUs Party”?

The National Justice Party was a liberal political party that existed in Peru between the years of 2004 and 2006, when it ceased to exist after winning 1.4% of the vote in the 2006 Peruvian legislative elections.

 

[L Lawliett]

Lul was he hacked or is he just baiting