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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 41 43.6%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 10 10.6%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 43 45.7%
  • Total voters
    94
CamelToe said:
Guess heā€™s trying to copy daddy Jim, Iā€™ll give him a week before he comes back
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Not even giving it a day.
Streaming is the only relevancy Ralph has so he has to keep doing it. He's addicted to it along with the other dozen or so drugs he's on.
Prob saw how daddy jim made out with his goodbye stream, and is just trying to jumpstart some his pay piggies for a few more months.
 
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Echoing the sentiment that this is a pretty shit-tier work, but I'd imagine it will work pretty well on his committed paypigs, and he's trying to fleece them harder than his alogs. He's an absolute moron, but I'm sure even he understands that he has literally no choice but to do this until his death (whether that's sooner or later).
 
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Retiring? One last stream? He doesn't really expect us to believe this does he? He's barely keeping his head above the water and still has court cases to worry about, not to mention he's in MEXICO with a BABY. You gonna get a regular job in mexico, ralph? He's gonna be back sooner than we think, or he'll reveal on the stream 'AAHMM JUHST FUCKIN WIT CHA!! HAAH!!!'
 
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Burd Turglar said:
The only retirement he would ever take is suicide because he's a collosal loser and a petulant pussy. Would be a shame though, this board can be really fun minus the weens who are legit no better than Ralph.
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Just like woman do, Ralph is too afraid to actually attempt a suicide, will half-ass it if he ever does try and will fail to kill himself, and is much more likely to just talk about it without any intention to actually do it.
 
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Meowstery said:
Retiring? One last stream? He doesn't really expect us to believe this does he? He's barely keeping his head above the water and still has court cases to worry about, not to mention he's in MEXICO with a BABY. You gonna get a regular job in mexico, ralph? He's gonna be back sooner than we think, or he'll reveal on the stream 'AAHMM JUHST FUCKIN WIT CHA!! HAAH!!!'
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This is exactly why I'm expecting a suicide soon. Like retiring when you're a 50 year old tradesman doesnt raise any red flags because I'm sure they'd have a nest egg, but a 40 year old who looks 70 who blows all his money on drugs, whores and travel just screams "I'm gonna kill myself if I run out of money". He's calling his own daughter a bitch so I doubt he's going to wait until Rozy is old enough to start taking care of herself.
 
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Unfortunately it's extremely difficult to get a legal gun in mexico. For ralph to actually get the business end of a shotgun he would have to suicide by cop, or the mexican equivalent, suicide by provoking the local town drug lord. He can't murder suicide his family unless he piles them all into the car and they go out together.

Which, if caught on film, would be a pretty fitting end for the mexico saga.
 
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