Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I love that "a work" is common parlance in Ralphamale-world. Full on arrested development.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I hope they told Ralph 45 dios, not 45 minutos. He’s such a fucking moron. Always blaming someone else for his own fuckups.

 

[Pit Viper Salesman]

The only thing this fat faggot is "working" is his ass when Pantsu fucks it with the purple strapon Harry told us about while wearing a Metokur hat lmaoo

Daddy Jim indeed…

 

[DumbDude43]

Last time I checked, managing the finances and bills wasn’t on the list of trad wife priorities.

wrong
a housewife runs the household, that includes things such as shopping and budgeting and paying bills
the husband will be involved in major purchases and big decisions, but the day to day finances are the wifes domain

 

[MeltyTW]

wrong
a housewife runs the household, that includes things such as shopping and budgeting and paying bills
the husband will be involved in major purchases and big decisions, but the day to day finances are the wifes domain

Except ralph appeals to the "fuck you having any money or control over it I hold the money in totality bitch, you don't even get a phone" sentiment to justify keeping pantsu hostage so a different tradition he's trying to use to justify himself thst contradicts his pantsu blaming now

 

[DumbDude43]

Except ralph appeals to the "fuck you having any money or control over it I hold the money in totality bitch, you don't even get a phone" sentiment to justify keeping pantsu hostage so a different tradition he's trying to use to justify himself thst contradicts his pantsu blaming now

well yeah, these two clowns aren't a traditional family in any sense of the word, so not much about how they live is how it is supposed to be, their whole 'trad' thing is just a cringy fashion label
im just saying how it's supposed to be in principle, how it was done in real families back in the day

 

[SpergioLeonne]

well yeah, these two clowns aren't a traditional family in any sense of the word, so not much about how they live is how it is supposed to be, their whole 'trad' thing is just a cringy fashion label
im just saying how it's supposed to be in principle, how it was done in real families back in the day

Their “trad” is like wearing pastel goth, listening to Shiny Toy Guns, and calling yourself punk.

All of it is gay, all of it is stupid. People who have a husband who works and a wife who stays at home to raise kids don’t generally call themselves trad, they call themselves “normal,” because that’s what’s normal to them.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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What’s truly amazing is Ralph not recognizing his posts tonight are straight out of a bad YA novel about an abusive boyfriend. In his wet brain does he believe anyone believes Pantsu wrote that? It sounds like what a girlfriend chat bot would spit out when Ralph threatened it with a neodymium magnet.

The fact Ralph can’t even recognize stereotypical abuser behavior shows the extent of his stupidity. Announce to the world what a dumb, untrustworthy bitch your lying whore Pantsu is and then go to her account and make her gush about what a blessed and lucky woman she to be abused and controlled by a drunk fat wigger.

He doesn’t even have the basic skill to script a relationship that sounds even remotely authentic. Instead he resorts to a script so badly done it makes the abuse painfully obvious. I assume he believes flaunting his abuse and degradation of Pantsu makes him feel likes he’s waving a thick 8 inch cock around, instead of his sad 2 inch baby carrot hidden under a grotesque flesh apron.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Why the hell didn't he just pay the bill himself? He sits on all the money anyway, she isn't allowed to spend any without his approval.

This is it right here, this is the part where his whole stupid line of reasoning falls apart: we know damn good and well she doesn't have a single dollar to her name that he doesn't immediately commandeer so he can "pay the bills", in fact I'm willing to bet that's exactly what he says to her when he tells her he needs her money

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

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to me ralph is looking more and more like someone who was held captive in iraq by isis for six months in a basement and is now being trotted out for a hostage video. other than being fat, he has that exact asthetic of unkempt abused hostage who has been siting in a dark dank basement.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

to me ralph is looking more and more like someone who was held captive in iraq by isis for six months in a basement and is now being trotted out for a hostage video. other than being fat, he has that exact asthetic of unkempt abused hostage who has been siting in a dark dank basement.

Yeah, while having his face stuffed with donuts like this

Homer's Donut Hell

Homer is forced to eat all the donuts in the world.

youtu.be

 

[Christopher Rothstein]

It's just struck me that he called it the light bill, not the power bill.

How retarded is this retard?

Calling it a light bill is common white trash vernacular, honestly we should not be surprised.

 

[Got Milk!]

Calling it a light bill is common white trash vernacular, honestly we should not be surprised.

I mean, tbf, it's all colors.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

You fuckers better clip this shit, I'm tapping out here. Here's some nuggets.

MEIGH IS TALKING TO SOME SPANISH MOTHERFUCKER I GOTTA MOVE

THE FACE OF SOMEONE WITH THEIR LIFE TOGETHER, RICH AS FUCK, LIVING THE DREAM LIFE WITH A DREAM WIFE

Nigger is cross eyed from drug abuse, keep raising that baby in that wonderful environment Meigh. Glad you blossomed into motherhood, dumb cunt.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

You fuckers better clip this shit, I'm tapping out here. Here's some nuggets.

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MEIGH IS TALKING TO SOME SPANISH MOTHERFUCKER I GOTTA MOVE
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THE FACE OF SOMEONE WITH THEIR LIFE TOGETHER, RICH AS FUCK, LIVING THE DREAM LIFE WITH A DREAM WIFE
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He sounds like Alex Jones on estrogen after a stroke

 

[John Andrews Stan]

“I’m talking about Cozy. I’m just retiring from Cozy.”

What a drama queen, slurring mongoloid.

 

[gaystoner]

May being held at gun(t)point to apologize.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

@Null you asked for this to be clipped.
Amanda being forced to make a hostage statement, imagine living in perpetual fear of your drugged out retarded husband fighting with you, over everything, and then forcing you to make an ass out of yourself to a bunch of incels and retards. What an amazing family man.

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

THE FACE OF SOMEONE WITH THEIR LIFE TOGETHER, RICH AS FUCK, LIVING THE DREAM LIFE WITH A DREAM WIFE
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Nigger is cross eyed from drug abuse, keep raising that baby in that wonderful environment Meigh. Glad you blossomed into motherhood, dumb cunt.

LMAO, that last frame where you hear Meigh faintly say "Yeah." in the background and his pig slits dart up like a fucking snake to glare at her. You're meant to grovel, Meigh, not inch a hoof out of line. Check the script again and you'll see you were meant to start sobbing about how sorry you are to the audience and then suck Ralph off to one-up Jim for his own little live incident years ago.

 

[Fslur]

"Pantsu you dumb bitch, I told you to sign up for signup for auto-pay"
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Ralph said paid for the electric “this morning.” Then what was he waiting around for yesterday afternoon and night for?

He’s only retiring from Cozy and even though he loves it it’s just “over.” & he really wants everyone to know the electricity going out is Pantsu’s fault. (Instead of protecting his wife and child from anything he would rather throw them to the alogs.) Congrats May you have a husband who doesn’t care to protect you at all you love that right?