Kayden Coleman / Kelila Marie Dennison / Kaydenxoffical / Kayden Dennison / justplainkay - "Seahorse Dad", Reparations Fanatic, "Educator of All Black Trans Issues", Constantly Getting Evicted, FAT

You take videos of your kids doing mundane shit for family, not the public. No one else cares. No one else should care. From the screencaps here, it doesn't like the kid's terribly interested.
She is not even videotaping it she has her doing it from another state. She shipped this kid off to her dad ages ago.
 
She is not even videotaping it she has her doing it from another state. She shipped this kid off to her dad ages ago.
From the screencaps, it looks like she screen recorded a Skype call.

Isn't she pregnant again? I swear someone mentioned that earlier ITT. Like I've said before, the kids mean nothing to her once the umbilical chord has been cut. Her brand it about pregnancy, not parenthood. This cunt is really trying to profit off a kid she has nothing to do with. I'm glad the girl isn't living with this Demon Core of a person. I know the word "toxic" gets thrown around a lot these days and has somewhat lost its meaning, but Kayden is the embodiment of a toxic personality.
 
Isn't she pregnant again?
She has been posting old pregnancy photos so not sure if she is pregnant or not.

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Video of her newest interview:
 
She has been posting old pregnancy photos so not sure if she is pregnant or not.

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This cunt can rick right the fuck off. Give me all the tophats. You don't post that shit about your child. You just fucking don't. That is a private and embarrassing matter. Doesn't matter how old the kid is. That post is permanently out there, on the internet, where your daughter's peers can find it down the road. You signed up for this. You had a baby. Babies don't know how to control their bladders. This 1 post has made me more MATI than anything else in this thread. Kayden is one of the few people I sincerely hope mistakes her curling iron for her vibrator.

(yes, I know she's bald, but you get the point)
 
Hes posting even more videos of the older girl now. This time shes doing videos from the shower in her pjs and samsara crawling. I have censored the fact that he posted a video where you can see down her shirt. Normal parents don't post this shit Kayden. Normal people do not post pedo bait and request people to go like it on their minor child's tiktok that she is too young to even have. Also, congrats on the beer belly.
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Hes posting even more videos of the older girl now. This time shes doing videos from the shower in her pjs and samsara crawling. I have censored the fact that he posted a video where you can see down her shirt. Normal parents don't post this shit Kayden. Normal people do not post pedo bait and request people to go like it on their minor child's tiktok that she is too young to even have. Also, congrats on the beer belly.
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"I do not have a problem with alcoholism in the traditional sense."
If you need to clarify that you're not an alcoholic, you most definitely are an alcoholic.

Also lol at "Today would've been day 26, if I didn't drink 9 days ago."
Yes, Kayden, that's how numbers work.
 
I don’t think it’s ever been discussed before in this thread but she really is developing that weird HIV positive lipodystrophy body shape. It’s hard to tell exactly what is going on since she has wrecked her body with a myriad of things but I do feel like it would be very on brand for her to add HIV POZ into her resume of victimhood.
 
I don’t think it’s ever been discussed before in this thread but she really is developing that weird HIV positive lipodystrophy body shape. It’s hard to tell exactly what is going on since she has wrecked her body with a myriad of things but I do feel like it would be very on brand for her to add HIV POZ into her resume of victimhood.
The lipodystrophy can also be caused by lupus or other autoimmune disorders. Which, of course, are much more common in women than in men.
 
The lipodystrophy can also be caused by lupus or other autoimmune disorders. Which, of course, are much more common in women than in men.
Good point.
I cannot imagine the amount of health problems she is going to have in 7 to 10 years. She will be lucky to be alive when her youngest is graduating high school.
 
Think listening to her shit can cause you to lose brain cells.

Podcast #1
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  • She states she's an author now too.
  • She is black gay and a trans male.
  • People begged her to make this podcast.
  • Social media platforms punish her for defending her communities' rights.
    • White/Cis people can say anything, but she is not allowed to.
    • She says this is because they make too much sense.
  • "We" means marginalized groups.
    • Tri-sexuals included.
  • Being trans does not automatically make you an advocate or educator.
    • Trans people who think trans people who won't do surgery or hrt are trying to hurt the community.
  • Other trans people can't teach on being trans because its their own opinion.
    • But this does not apply to Kayden.
  • Kayden's own personal experience proves that testosterone won't hurt the fetus regardless of medical literature.
  • White trans people have no right to teach diversity, equity or inclusion.
    • "Stop taking money out of people who are black."
  • Better not ask black people for info during black history month unless you pay them.
  • She hates "black cis" people as much as she hates all white people.
    • She thinks that they want to take her man.
      • "Most trans women don't want your ashy dick, no ass wiping , skid-mark having, little pee-pee having, don't wash his ass every day, probably got on the same pair of crunchy ass socks, struggle beard having baby daddy."
    • She hopes their accounts get hacked so that they can show that their "black daddy's" who state they are against trans women because she states that is all they pay for when they look at porn.
    • Everyone accorording to her pays top dollar for trans porn of both men and women.
      • According to Kayden, the baby daddys want a trans man because they have both parts and think they are less gay then.
        • "If your man can look at me and like me he gay."
Podcast #2
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  • She is upset that white people were confused why reparations should be paid to black trans people.
    • "It's not my job to educate you on this."
    • "Everything fucked up in this world is because of white supremacy."
      • White supremacy to Kayden is ANYONE that is white.
    • Black people hate themselves because of white people.
    • Whole thing against colonialism.
      • White settlers stopped the innate trans/queerness in black people.
        • One of her examples is a culture that believed men could become female spirits via anal sex?
      • Africans were all queer and non binary until Europeans came and made them stop.
  • She is really really stuck on this anal sex thing.
  • Trans issues are only talked about to make people ignore all the other things happening.
  • White people shove their fashion identities onto black people and make them hate their bodies.
  • The BMI scale lies to black people because its based on white people only.
  • Transgender and queer people were treated like gods/goddesses before white people.
  • Any LGBT people that are white who say they are oppressed are wrong and also need to pay reparations to black people.
    • They are not oppressed and still benefit from white privilege even while marginalized.
  • White gay people need to stop calling her racist terms.
  • The only time people care about black trans people is when they are dying or homeless.
  • Once again she thinks shes the first person ever to be a seahorse.
  • White queer and trans people steal from Black people all the time.
    • She says they keep stealing her content.
      • She counts content as anyone making any topics that she has made.
  • Whenever she complains people always say
    • "Your just trying to make everything about being black."
      • She says this is untrue...So which is it? Are you hated because you are a black or not?
  • She states she coined SeaHorse Dad and that white people keep stealing it from her.
    • He is wrong Thomas Beatie is the first trans man to have a baby in 2007. Kayden had her children in 2020 and I beleive 2012.
    • There were others also before him.
  • She says this is HER brand not THEIR brand.
  • She hates white trans people teaching any diversity, inclusion or equality.
    • "If we say the wrong thing we fart the wrong way we lose tons of followers and we are cancelled and all this other shit."
      • "White people get away with whatever the fuck they want to get away with."
      • "White people are taking up space and taking away work from us."
      • "If a white person gives birth they get tons of followers, a black person gives birth they get nothing."
  • If she says white on social media she gets banned so she had to use different words for white people such as:
    • Clear
    • Palm Colored
    • Mayo Brigade
Podcast #3
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  • She says she's gone viral twice for being pregnant.
  • She doesn't want to spend her money on her kids she admits shes selfish and wants to use it on herself.
    • She wants to go get plastered and not worry about being woke up by her kid.
  • She hates that she has to share with her child.
    • "If i want to go out to the club I have to pay the baby sitter long enough to have a good time. But I can't get fucked up or get lit because I gotta get up in the morning when the baby sitter leaves and Jurnee (two year old) doesn't care that Daddy was up all night slamming back to back jack and cokes last night."
  • She hates paying for daycare.
  • "Being a parent makes you considering doing only fans, just for fans, prostitution. By the way I'm pro Ho so don't even."
  • She hates that she can't buy what she wants and has to pay for her kids' things.
    • She specially states she can't get a Brazilian butt lift.
  • She states all the kids do is take take take.
  • She states she hates that she gets no me time.
  • "The work that you have to do as a parent is astounding its exhausting."
  • She never wanted children.
  • "I want access to my kids, but I don't want to be a parent all the time."
    • And now we know why she constantly ships them off to their dads.
  • She has been asked if she knew what it took to raise a kid if she would have them and she said No.
  • She is now backpedaling trying to say how much she loves her kids.
  • She comments on her older child's TikTok.
    • She says that TikTok stating a kid has to be 12 is not their business. They should worry about their own kids.
    • She is bothered that people will like and comment on her toddlers content, but not her older child making tiktoks from her bathroom.
  • So it seems that the ex husband has sole custody of the 9 year old in regards to physical, etc.
    • She gets offended that people judge the fact that she only has the two year old with her.
    • She states that people constantly state why have you chosen to only have one of your children with you.
    • She goes on to state that no one would jduge a "non-gestational" parent giving their kid up to the other parent so they can't judge her.
      • She obviously wants to pretend dead beat dads don't exist. Hey can we call her that since shes trans masc?
  • She discusses how bad their final years together were with her ex
    • She let the guy have the kid then complained when the guy wouldn't bring the kid to see her.
    • She states she had super serious post postpartum depression.
      • She wanted to commit suicide multiple times.
    • She gave her older daughter to the dad because it would be selfish to keep her because she somehow still had post partum depression YEARS after the child was born.
    • She also had PTSD from being a seahorse dad.
  • Here is an odd thing if they truly were married their would have been legal matters that would give her support and shit. And most judges give the child to the mother.
  • She says the laws in NJ keep her from being allowed to have any joint custody with her child.
    • Once again there has to be a serious reason the courts won't allow you to have joint custody as a the mother. ESPECIALLY in NJ.
    • She chose to LEAVE NJ and move to TX which probably counted to the courts as child abandonment in some way.
      • This may be why she has no rights to the child and only gets very sporadic visists.
  • She feels guilt that she gave birth to black children in this world.
    • She says black girls have no voice or autonomy over their own bodies.
  • She says she gets ostracized for having had children with two different men.
    • She says its the dad's fault they were abusing her.
      • Yet she lets the children always go back to them when she wants to party or have me time.
  • She is upset that a 2 year old will tantrum if asked to clean or something.
  • She gets upset that she can't post all over social media sexual shit and her escapades cause people tell her its not appropriate since her kids will see that shit.
  • She says parents "unalive" themselves because there is all this pressure she has stated here on them.
  • She complains that being a parent means she has to put her child before her own needs.
    • "You're overworked, underpaid, underappreciated, but your expected to be perfection."
  • And backpedal again to let us know she loves her kids so much.
  • Someone made a video against her and she states its because.
    • "No black women want him so he has to date white women."
    • She is also pissed that "this dirty dick no ass washing probably got shit stained all over his draws having nasty boy" made the mistake of stating that you should be warned someone is a trans before they have date or sex.
    • She states he should "worry about cleaning the smegma off his little tiny penis, wiping his ass properly and keeping up with his dental visits" instead of discussing trans things.
    • "I know he says I'm gonna rock your world then pulls out vienna sausages and jerks off three times then pours sweat over an unexpecting lady."
 
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Bought a huge ass thing of donuts and fruit covered with jolly rancher goo yesterday today complains that the child he constantly ships off to the father needs to be watched for 15 minutes for him to go to a parent teacher conference.
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She and Tess Holliday are 2 peas in a pod. Kayden would be the perfect token black/gay/trans single parent "bestie" for Mess to parade around on social media. They could eat fuckloads of disgusting junk food and complain about the struggles of being a single parent and "existing in a fat body".
 
She and Tess Holliday are 2 peas in a pod. Kayden would be the perfect token black/gay/trans single parent "bestie" for Mess to parade around on social media. They could eat fuckloads of disgusting junk food and complain about the struggles of being a single parent and "existing in a fat body".
Kayden would start shitting on Tess for being white after a week.
 
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