Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Lowtax didn't kill himself, he just became a rapping Vtuber. Jokes aside I'm shocked this thread is still going. Despite his shitty presence what more is there to talk about him? weren't threads normally locked when a lolcow has died?
 
YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
Not really familiar much with this guy, he seemed like a guy with a lot of demons and dealt shitty hands in life. Was he an asshole that deserved said shitty hands dealt?
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He was famously a rather unpleasant person who beat his wife and abandoned his own children under the guise of a try-hard and rather unfunny shitposter. He may have been responsible for something awful which in turn did help create kiwi farms so we can thank him for that but he was generally just a cunt who wasted his life. He doesn't deserve much sympathy.
 
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YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
Not really familiar much with this guy, he seemed like a guy with a lot of demons and dealt shitty hands in life. Was he an asshole that deserved said shitty hands dealt?
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A shitty hand? Dude had opportunity after opportunity, shit normal people would kill for just fall into his lap and he did fuck all. Had he at any point put in any amount of effort he'd be sitting pretty to the point where if anybody was money smart neither he nor his children would need to work a day in their lives. It was just easier for him to not have a spine, hide in his pill bottle, and make life shitty for anybody who'd bother staying in his life.
 
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YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
Not really familiar much with this guy, he seemed like a guy with a lot of demons and dealt shitty hands in life. Was he an asshole that deserved said shitty hands dealt?
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He was the consummate momma's boy women like to complain about: he could not solve his own problems, could never handle a women who wasn't going to just be his second mom, flocked to bpd hoes because they always give validation very early on in the relationship, and deliberately spent down his nest egg to avoid giving it to his ex-wife and daughter (who we know blames herself for daddy killing himself).
He's such a perfect example of a manchild loser that I would assume some roastie made him up for a work of fiction. But totally real. Everything had to be easy for him, which meant it was unrewarding and enfeebling, making him a complete douche.
 
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Disgruntled Pupper said:
I don't understand why Lowtax ever got married and had kids in the first place. He doesn't have a single domestic bone in his body and never has. He should have spent his life as that purpetually single fuck-off dude who never quite grows up and spends his days goofing off, doing drugs, and fucking hookers. God knows he had the money for that lifestyle. I can only surmise Momtax and maybe Dadtax pressured him hard to settle down like a real man and produce an heir, but that doesn't explain why he did it all again with Maplewife after the disaster that was Chinkwife.
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Because it was part of his MO as a predator to keep his victim wife enslaved to him (if you leave me, I'll win custody and you'll never see them again!).
 
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Pinball 2000 said:
The only relatively decent documentary I've seen about Lowtax was the one bernievidz put out about a year ago. If you've already read this thread's rewritten OP, I don't think there's anything in here that you don't already know, but it's still a pretty good video.
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That's the only good documentary. Grease Wizard did one too, but it's badly researched and full of errors.

It's actually remarkable how few people bothered to cover him after he died, given what an important figure he is in the history of internet culture. He was even a minor mainstream celebrity at one point but now not even the Farms-adjacent youtube people think his life is worth covering. It really shows how far he fell that nobody even bothered to piss on his grave.
 
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YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
Why would I waste my time reading 1000 pages about a dead person, when I can get a synopsis?
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Lol, just go from highlights to highlights, its actually pretty fun since you get to watch a man completely loose his empire 100% due to his own laziness.

As for why this thread is still around? Cause Something Awful was once the front of internet humor and culture for a time(when the internet was still the wild west) that begat a ton of current internet things and people. We stay to spit on the grave of the man that threw it all away (a ton of Kiwifarms people are old SA people) to the troons and jannies out of sheer laziness and bad mistakes.
 
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