Tonight, Cade is begging for asspats very directly. No one has responded.
No one has any real problems but Cade.
He is also angry that his sister is over daily to see their grieving mother.
"Hey everyone check out the internet pornstar I like" - Surprisingly wholesome considering what he's been posting lately.
He'd probably find some group gullible enough to buy into his sob story of "Uwu poor downbeaten trans fashionista trendsetter" like the parasite he is, leech of them for at least six months until he starts accusing them of beating him in a transphobic induced rage once they're sick of his skin flakes, mountains of his own laundry he expects to be paid to do and never has his share of the rent.
Yep. Speculation has been done to death about what will happen when both parents are gone, but since we have confirmation Cade's definitely not getting the house, I feel more firm in my own theories.
I think his next move, when Based Mom passes, is to whine and wheedle his sister and younger brother for what he's 'owed' in the will/sale of the house. Maybe some small fuck-off amount to shut him up. He might also beg to move in with her once the house was sold, since she lives across the street, and maybe she'd give him a week or two, but she seems to share her mom's no-nonsense attitude and I doubt it would last long at all.
Then, he will coast off that small 'inheritance' while couch-surfing with gullible Oregon District (local bar district) people he talks to when he bar-hops. Once he has mentally made them his enemy for some imagined slight, he will quickly burn through any good will and he will be kicked out again. Then his grift will begin in earnest.
Also I'm with you there, all I see in his future is a stabbing under a cali freeway overpass after some smack-head finally has enough of the whinging freak in a dress trying to bum his much needed tinfoil for Earlp's latest art installation.
Will he ever go to Cali? I don't know, maybe when the money and the local griftees run down. Something else to consider is Cade's younger brother, who already has a successful life on the west coast. Cade's younger brother was initially sympathetic to the "HE BEATS ME" schitck, but seemed to wise up and shut up. I am wondering if he could cave when he hears "I'm going to be homeless!" But Cade is Cade, so the cali freeway overpass stabbing scenario is viable once the brother has enough and there's no one in Ohio willing to cushion his landing back there.
This situation was fucked to begin with, but now it's constantly hitting new low points. That new video was a huge step below, like god damn. Is any other family seeing this recent shit? I know they don't like him and acknowledge he's an unbalanced dysfunctional cunt but I can't imagine they'd put up with any of this, especially after his death. Somebody should really go take care of Earl for this vile shit.
I have fought the momentary temptation to pozload my negholep and send this video to his sister. In the video, he does move to block Mom's path enough to the point she shouts,"Get out of my way!" That and the whole verbal barrage of an elderly woman. He is currently complaining on FB that his sister is coming over every day and I have no doubt it's not just to grieve Papa Shultz and to help Based Mom, it's to keep a close eye on Cade.
I think that this is what's in his head with that "Andy Warhol Mom" person in Los Angeles that he talks about. He thinks that he can just move out there, be taken in by this person and live happily ever after because they've talked before (I think only online mostly in the form of getting occasional likes on Facebook posts, but I could be wrong) and this person hasn't developed a visceral hatred for him (yet.)
If he moved out there and for some reason Andy Warhol Mom let him crash at her place, she'd have him thrown out within a week and Earl would probably end up latching on somewhere else for a bit until he annoys the wrong tweaker and gets shanked while shouting "I GET BEATEN IN THIS CRACKHOUSE" before his Facebook live stream gets cut off for the final time.
I hope like hell she won't regret telling him he can come visit. Cade has expanded "I can visit and stay in a hotel while I do" into "I'll beg/demand to live in her closet!" Unless this woman is senile I think her instincts would be screaming at her if he ever says he will come visit.
Plus another old story where he lived with a gay couple as a roommate until they kicked him out because he did the same thing to them, he'd just randomly barge out of his room and started beating them.
Interesting, any sauce?
