Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

[Computer Guardian]

Oh yeah, and I found this. I'm guessing this is what he meant when he said he was back to writing.

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Metroid Prime Remastered

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Metroid Prime Remastered - Where Credit's Due (Review)

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www.thejimquisition.com

AHAHA.... He can't even review a remake without bitching about who worked on the original, as if people actually gave a shit who did at first when they play the remake.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

“Dav Waldron“ looks about like I expect.

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Fat-faced soy golem, face shining with oil and baby-soft from estrogen, autistically holding up his turtle with a dead-eyed stare. Apparently showing his real face on YouTube because of said autism.

Dav wants badly to fuck this.

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“Oi, I’m Dav. You wanna see moi turtle? Can oi please fuck yoo, hulking ogre?”

This is the new face of Jim Sterling’s audience as he hurtles his content, and his life, into the abyss. Fat, autistic tranny-chasers who show their turtles in their profile picture.

There's something poetic about the way he puts lipstick on with the corners of the lips pointed up but underneath you can see a frown so deep that it creates a wrinkle down his face. Truly the happiest Jeem's ever been

 

[breadandcircuses]

"Dav Waldron“ looks about like I expect.

He looks like Lee from Kay's Cooking.

 

[frap]

It's less about their teeth and baked beans and more the orange fake tan skin, size 26 yoga pants and the voice.

The classic Hollie Dance look.

Also reminds me of Vicky Pollard.

 

[toothless_banana]

I've listened to one or two of his videos condemning industry practices, but the guy's voice always put me off. Reminded me of the squeaky noise air makes when it escapes from a balloon. Always nice to see a pretentious troon spiral into irrelevancy, though. Especially one that's a fan of wrasslin'.

 

[Looney Troons]

Why the fuck would someone with his physique, who complains constantly about having a fucked back, wrestle? Surely that's not doing him any favors? Wouldn't it be a better idea to lay off the McDonalds, do more exercise - nothing crazy, just start off by going for walks, maybe hit some weights, do some stretching exercises etc - and quit the wrestling, at least for a few months?

4-5 years ago, he did say he was getting off the junk food and etc., but like WingsofRedemption, he’s larger than ever.

Spoiler: Wrestling sperging

The morbidly obese have a place in professional wrestling, and some big dudes might honestly surprise you. There was a wrestler named Roadkill who was a huge, fat fuck but he was well-practiced and could safely take large bumps. This video is pretty good example of fat guys putting in work (if you don’t want to watch the whole thing, at least skim to the end where Roadkill falls off of the top rope onto some tables placed outside of the ring).

People like Jim are commonly used to generate cheap heat, get the crowd going by being obnoxious. In the promotion he was performing for in the US, he was given extreme liberties on the mic and even given the opportunity to wrestle a few matches. Jim’s role was originally valet, or a manager. He’d come out alongside a wrestler, or group of wrestlers, and get the crowd against them by interfering in the match. Jim could take a few punches and be dropped to the canvas, and that really should have been the extent of his participation. He’s not only a danger to himself, but others.

I am almost 100% certain the reason Jim moved back to the UK was due to their indie wrestling scenes. They are weird circuses. In one half, you have these really talented athletes going at it, putting on an intriguing show, but then you have the performative theatre aspects of it a la those showcased in Jim’s < 800k subscriber video. In the UK wrestling scene, you can be a “wrestler” by just being a total faggot, and the crowd will love you for it despite having 0 ability to actually wrestle. I remember watching this guy who went by Jack Sexsmith wrestle. Little twink looking dude, and all of his “moves” were provocative. What really shocked me is that one of his “moves” involved him pulling a live condom from his tights and performing the mandible claw (a la Mr. Socko for my fellow wrestling spergs). The condom went into the other person’s mouth. The crowds loved this shit despite how gross it was. I’m sure the crowd loves Jim and he feels really heckin’ validated by the UK wrestling fans. Asspats for squeezing himself into an ill-fitting costume and being annoying.

 

[Skullwhalejelly]

So his harry potter review has nothing about the actual game it's just a cry session about how his choices as a boglin with grease tits hates jk Rowling and everyone who played or bought the game.
He's become a victim and won't knowledge his gay wrestle wrestle stuff is what made people bored of his content.

Are you crazy? Purchasing, watching,
or playing Hogwarts Legacy is literally contributing to the mass genocide Of trannies. Soon we will reach numbers beyond

Spoiler: 6 million

Oh wait only like 20 trans people are killed a year for actually being trans

 

[Strangolapreti]

AHAHA.... He can't even review a remake without bitching about who worked on the original, as if people actually gave a shit who did at first when they play the remake.

Tbh, it's not the worst idea to give some credit on the original team, but I think it would suffice to just write near the end of the credits "special thanks to all the people behind the original game".

It's not that much hard to understand why Sterling has been losing watchers: their writing has become more and more unfunny overtime and them bitching about the loss of followers being related to the trooning only made it worse.

A person's gender or sexuality has nothing to do with the quality of someone's writing, it's their personality (and so entitlement) that really fucks it up.
I could point out Jay Exci's The fall of Doctor Who as an example of this, which is 5 hours of solid humour made to review and criticize one of most annoying example of woke writers ruining everything, then compare it to something like Jim talking about their pick for the worst games of this year, who pauses talking about the game just so that they can go on a rant about the HATEFUL and EVIL fandom of the game that sent them DEATH THREATS.

Nowadays Jim is very unfunny in most of their deliveries, even when they're proud of their work, such is the case of the stupid bestiary of Vampire survivors.
It's pretty unfunny and they should've stopped mentioning over and over and over again.

And the Hogwarts legacy video has already the weakest start immaginable, where they roast the franchise for having stupid worldbuilding for way too fucking long

 

[MooseGump]

What is he screeching about with the original team not getting credited? Did Retro not handle the remaster? And either way, why would a team care about getting credit for a game they made 20 years ago when a remaster comes out, unless they also worked on the remaster?

A more cynical man might suggest Jim is just looking for any reason to criticise what is otherwise a perfectly good remaster of one of the best games ever made.

It was handled by retro but another team, the thing is that one of the former devs had some weird spergout over a door not "looking right" (It doesn't have the right colors) and then someone on twitter found they just left a single line referring to the original prime team in the credits
After that twitter decided THIS time they care about devs when just a week or two ago they were throwing hogwarts devs under the bus

 

[Cyberfunk]

Oh yeah, and I found this. I'm guessing this is what he meant when he said he was back to writing.

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Metroid Prime Remastered

Metroid Prime Remastered for Switch game reviews & Metacritic score: Intergalactic bounty hunter Samus Aran receives a distress signal from a wrecked frigate in orbit around planet Tallon IV. Upon investigation, the frigate revea...

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Metroid Prime Remastered - Where Credit's Due (Review)

Metroid Prime Remastered Released: February 8, 2023 Developer: Retro Studios Publisher: Nintendo Systems: Switch I can’t claim to be particularly experienced with the Metroid series. For some strange reason, despite loving Metroidvania games in general, something about the...

www.thejimquisition.com

Great, so now it's certain this guy is going to actively contribute to lowering the scores of good games.

"I’ve certainly not hated my time with it" This is being mentioned by somebody who is playing Metroid Prime in its entirety for the first time, take that in mind, one of the most revolutionary games of the franchise. "though I do hate its refusal to properly credit the team that worked on the original. " This is an issue yes but not something that should affect your review score or take half of the review, lack of crediting happens in many games and tons of movies, some you love and aren't even aware of.

 

[Fools Idol]

You know Jim's claim about his loss of subs being because he came out as "visibly trans fem" (whatever the fuck that means) real doesn't hold any water. People have pointed out that his channels stagnation and ultimate collapse started way before he started to troon out but there's more to talk about imo.

Jim's accusation rests upon one core belief, that gamers are toxic assholes who hate trans people, but it fails to explain why HE (they, she, it, whatever) is losing subs/views. If it was anyone else I might just accept their explanation but not Jim. I'm not going to argue that point about gamers because I don't think it matters, because for it to matter means that his audience (or at least +200k) are "transphobes". Jim has for years now cultivated an audience on the platform of "big publisher bad, social justice good", anyone who wasn't on board with that message fucked off years ago.

 

[Sperglord666]

Looked it up

"I was looking at the woman's knob" lol foreshadowing

For Karl Pilkington being the idiot, everything he says ends up being weirdly true in some way. He once pointed out how uncomfortable the kids looked on that Jimmy Savile show. Of course, he thought they were just disappointed since the show would just give them a bullshit version of their wish. If only it was just that...

 

[TheBeanz]

Women, when Jim walks into the ladies room at the pub

 

[Hyro]

You know Jim's claim about his loss of subs being because he came out as "visibly trans fem" (whatever the fuck that means) real doesn't hold any water. People have pointed out that his channels stagnation and ultimate collapse started way before he started to troon out but there's more to talk about imo.

Jim's accusation rests upon one core belief, that gamers are toxic assholes who hate trans people, but it fails to explain why HE (they, she, it, whatever) is losing subs/views. If it was anyone else I might just accept their explanation but not Jim. I'm not going to argue that point about gamers because I don't think it matters, because for it to matter means that his audience (or at least +200k) are "transphobes". Jim has for years now cultivated an audience on the platform of "big publisher bad, social justice good", anyone who wasn't on board with that message fucked off years ago.

I'm almost certain he just makes these videos to tap into tech tranny money

All you have to do to boost your patreons is claim you're being oppressed for being trans and a load of autistic coding trannies will start showering you with money. Same thing happened back in April which I think was when he made his first video crying about transphobia

 

[apa gapa]

One thing I want to make clear to people who may not be familiar with Sterling or were never long-time fans of his is that the dude was never perceived as 'normal'.

Only the true fans remembers when Jim walked down his driveway with a dragon dildo sticking out of his pants

 

[Mikoyan]

I'm almost certain he just makes these videos moneys to tap into tech tranny money
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All you have to do to boost your patreons is claim you're being oppressed for being trans and a load of autistic coding trannies will start showering you with money. Same thing happened back in April which I think was when he made his first video crying about transphobia
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It's really not a bad strat.

 

[5STA]

I'm almost certain he just makes these videos to tap into tech tranny money
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All you have to do to boost your patreons is claim you're being oppressed for being trans and a load of autistic coding trannies will start showering you with money. Same thing happened back in April which I think was when he made his first video crying about transphobia
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Why though? What does he do with this money? Pre the video it was more than enough for anyone to live comfortably damn near anywhere in the world sans Billionaire Villas.
Where does the money go, if it really is a concern?

 

[Oliver Onions]

It was handled by retro but another team, the thing is that one of the former devs had some weird spergout over a door not "looking right" (It doesn't have the right colors) and then someone on twitter found they just left a single line referring to the original prime team in the credits

That is the dumbest shit I ever heard, so I can see why Jim would get upset about it. The game is closer to a remake than a remaster, and the original team were already credited in the original game, and who even watches credit sequences any way? I couldn't tell you if the original Dead Space team were credited in the remake because I fast-forwarded through that shit. This is a rabbit hole of 'who gives a fuck'.

After that twitter decided THIS time they care about devs when just a week or two ago they were throwing hogwarts devs under the bus

Another fine example of Jim's hypocrisy too, since he brushed off claims of supporting the HL studio by saying 'the devs already got paid'. So did the original Prime devs, Jimbo, so shut the fuck up.

 

[Negative Nancy Drew]

I have to wonder. Is Jim actually doing a weird psy-op at this point?
He's showing how ridiculous industry stooges are.
If he's not in on the joke, he's an unintentional hero (in before an hero).
If he's in on the joke, he's a mad genius willing to drag himself through the dirt for the sake of a gay op.

He doesn't even try to pass as a tranny. He probably stole that wig while wrestling.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Watched Jersh's stream about Jim's seethe videos.
Holy shit, now wonder he is also losing viewers that are leftists and agree with his troon rants.
He shows an astonishing amount of ignorance on any topics outside of gaming, just look how he takes clickbait headlines of left-wing websites and then says something like "THAT IS A LITERAL FACT". He never shows data except headlines or tweets, he repeats talking points of breadtubers, without the knowledge or intelligence to make them convincing.
He wants to be a breadtuber, but he is too stupid to be one. That is damn impressive.