Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Buck Broken Chimp said:
Josh has unironic fans ? I have met people who like Josh because they see themselves in him or he reminds them of their past. I never had a period of life like Josh. I lived with my parents in university but that is about it. I like him because he does paint an interesting view of life in the gutter. Josh has no hope and with the economy getting even worst I don't see what future he has. It is almost sad,
I remember as a kid this story (I think it comes from China but could be wrong) about an ant and a grasshopper. The ant worked hard storing food for winter while the grasshopper played. The ant decides to give the grasshopper mercey and share his food. I almost relate to the grasshopper because I admit especially as a little kid there were times I would rather play the do my fucking kumon packets. I guess in this case josh is the grass hopper and maybe the pay pigs will be the ant or ants in this case.
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Yeah definitely reminds me of my past. I used to write band names on my jeans too.
 
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YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
He doesn't care, and won't unless PayPal decides to actually do something about it, like temporarily suspending his account for overdrafting too often or flat out IP banning him. Even then he'll try and grift somehow else and be negligent in that regard aswell.
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It has nothing to do with paypal. It's his bank account that's always in the negative. Overdrafting retards like cobra account for a small % of the banks revenue. As long as he keeps paying the fees he will be fine.
 
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lol it's like a bass grabbing a frog off a lily pad
 
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bonified retard said:
It has nothing to do with paypal. It's his bank account that's always in the negative. Overdrafting retards like cobra account for a small % of the banks revenue. As long as he keeps paying the fees he will be fine.
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Is Cobra to retarded to realize that you need to spend less money then you make ? I would say get a job but I don't think he can.
 
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Buck Broken Chimp said:
Is Cobra to retarded to realize that you need to spend less money then you make ? I would say get a job but I don't think he can.
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I believe he intentionally puts his account into the negative with the idea that pay pigs will be more likely to pay up to "help" him out the negative.
 
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bonified retard said:
It has nothing to do with paypal. It's his bank account that's always in the negative. Overdrafting retards like cobra account for a small % of the banks revenue. As long as he keeps paying the fees he will be fine.
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Paying the minimums does nothing but but fill the banks pockets and keeps you filling them.

Buck Broken Chimp said:
Is Cobra to retarded to realize that you need to spend less money then you make ? I would say get a job but I don't think he can.
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Pasta Runner said:
I believe he intentionally puts his account into the negative with the idea that pay pigs will be more likely to pay up to "help" him out the negative.
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A lot of it is Charge Backs, He will go online e-beg for several hours get $100 or $200 in donations go out and spend it right away the charge backs happen and it forces him into the red, he knows this happens but has never had to suffer the consequences because he can beg his way out and if he starts to get in to deep Clint bails him out.

The rule of thumb for selling on line is, Sell stuff 1st month and don't withdraw it, sell stuff for a 2nd month and withdraw the first but don't spend it, do that again on the 3rd month but you can now spend your 1st months income as you wish this covers any and all charge backs - Most charge backs happen in 2 windows the first week after it's marked as posted and then towards the end of the month just before payday, and then a small third bump at the end of the month before the second and third months - I sell a lot online and this is how I work and it pays to do it this way. especially for handmade stuff on Etsy.

He doesn't keep his shipping information or tracking details either so he can't fight them and that's just for the wands - his live stream chats get's him out the red and into the black and then he goes out and spends it fast then worrys about the hangover an over draft tomorrow but from a guy I know who streams your supposed to treat stream donations in the same way, because the concept of money is rather ephemeral to him.
 
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bonified retard said:
It has nothing to do with paypal. It's his bank account that's always in the negative. Overdrafting retards like cobra account for a small % of the banks revenue. As long as he keeps paying the fees he will be fine.
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Wait, so how are direct contributions from people, bringing his personal bank account out of the red? Is something like cash app or venmo directly tied to his routing number and checking/saving accounts? If so that is really asking for trouble.
 
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bonified retard said:
I thought that was a streamlabs/tts issue? Im pretty sure the only way to charge back paypal donos is to report them to your bank as unauthorized payments, which would be fraud in this case.
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I honestly don't know why people are doing this to cobra. I am not going to moral fag I don' t care if Cobes lives or dies, but like I don't know how many people genuinely hate Cobra. Wings and DSP also had a lot of charge backs but a lot of people genuinely hate them and enjoy tormenting them. Cobra just seems to boring to hate. I just don't think Cobra is entertaining enough to waste the time trolling and risk the charge backs, then again I can't tell you what to do so feel free to charge back if you donate to him in the first place.
 
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Buck Broken Chimp said:
Is Cobra to retarded to realize that you need to spend less money then you make ? I would say get a job but I don't think he can.
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Tbh, he does have a job, he’s the town drunk. He’s a sex creep who everyone can point and laugh at, and I would rather have my tax dollars go to him than Israel. This is cheap entertainment from a guy who can’t even mop the floors at Wendy’s.
 
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Buck Broken Chimp said:
Wings and DSP also had a lot of charge backs but a lot of people genuinely hate them and enjoy tormenting them. Cobra just seems to boring to hate. I just don't think Cobra is entertaining enough to waste the time trolling and risk the charge backs, then again I can't tell you what to do so feel free to charge back if you donate to him in the first place.
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I don't at all agree that Cobes is boring especially compared to Wings or DSP. Repetitive? Yes, but crazy shit happens often on Cobes streams (The fight with Warlord, random hobos showing up to his apartment, food deliveries). Wings is insanely low energy and since he's been on SSRI's he doesn't freakout anymore. The one gimmick he had is now gone. DSP is slightly less boring but his chat is so locked down and heavily moderated no one can mess with him so it's just his terrible narration and clownmoding.
 
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Our goth bad boy has called out homeboy bitesize with some sick guitar riffs
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Calling for a mass reporting is against YouTube TOS. He’s truly is a gothic bad boy
 
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