Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

Jaracainofthewind said:
Man you ever try organizing something with someone on the other side of the country? That 2-3 hour gap is a pain. If I did my math right, Yahtzee and Gabe are fucking 19 hours apart. Also, Yahtzee has a life and shit. I guess Gabe gave up on his. Plus, you get a different dynamic if your not together. It was better to retire it instead of letting it just fall apart because of scheduling stuff.

On topic, holy shit I haven't watched Jim in actual years until the MATI today. That opening "joke" is so fucking bad. I didn't think it was possible to lose the ability to tell jokes like that. Like he is actually just fucking regressing. Titty skittles man are fucking terrifying.
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I watch several Australian streamers and youtubers and they routinely do stuff with Americans. Mostly on the west coast since they get better ping to there than they do to Europeans. Hell, they do more stuff with Americans than with other Australians.
 
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Neil said:
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God forbid people read game reviews to know if the game they're planning on buying is fun or not. No, we need to be righteously infuriated that Nintendo forgot to individually crediting the team who worked on the original game (but not the remake) one by one. That tiny little "imperfection" means we should throw the whole thing out.
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I don't think this guy is looking for a review but for someone else to give him a reason to justify his decision not to buy it. He should try developing as an individual.
 
Fancy_Robot said:
I think a more simple reason is Jim just wanted to be loved, especially romantically. His first wife was a disgusting fat roastie who already had a child, Jim tied the knot with her thinking he had passed over the lowest rung of women achievement and he can be together with someone for the rest of his life.... then it appeared she fucked a bunch of black guys and dumped him (or as Jimmy said "mutual decision"). Jim can't pull off any sort of machismo or charm with his stupid gamer shtick that will attract any women, plus he's like 5"10 450 pounds which doesn't help either, he was faced with a life of solitude staring right back in his face so he made the ultimate decision to go gay and eventually "transition". This is really common for a lot of guys in prison, normally straight people switching sexually when faced with the overwhelmingly likelihood of forever loneliness. Jim adapted to what could bring him love, which was getting reamed by disgusting trannies that he also had to share the affection of.


Lot of this stuff is the mouse utopia experiment come to life in humans
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Jesus Christ on the cross, weeping at all humanity has wrought, this tub of lard is an inch taller than me, and damn near *twice* my fucking weight?

I suddenly feel a lot better about myself.
 
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I remember back when Jim was something to be looked up to in the sense that while he was a bit odd, he made cogent points and was overall somebody that you could see and hear with the thought that this guy seems to really care about what's happening in the video game sphere, as well as wanted our experience to be a good one, standing against the increasingly trashy shit they were shoveling. It was refreshing; calling out big companies and ranting against lootboxes, dlc, and the predatory nature of gaming merging with things like gambling, exposing it to children and so forth.

It was a nice complement to TB, and with both of them making videos on games back in the day, really did give great insight.

So with this version of Jim; which I can't say I'm not surprised by the faggotry, or the troon shit, that isn't hard to imagine... but the complete abandonment of integrity is what gets me.
Not only did he cease to care, but he ceased to uphold his own trustworthiness. Jim, when he was a "man" (in his own mind), he was somebody you could trust to give an honest opinion. It's ironic that in his delusion, and the lies he tells himself, he has abandoned truth entirely, most likely both lying internally and externally. Case in point, blaming his channels decline on his "transition", not on the fact that wrestling is bullshit and stupid, and the fact that he lost the love of the game, as well as willingly lying.

It's odd that wrestling has seemed to destroy both Spoony and Jim, just in different ways.
If only TB was alive today, what do you think he would say?
 
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Fancy_Robot said:
plus he's like 5"10 450 pounds which doesn't help either
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Nah, despite how it may seem, all evidence points to Jim being pretty tall.

He's almost certainly at least 6'1, that's what he says his height is, and you might interpret the below as a joke except in interviews and videos where he's standing next to people you can see he's fairly fucking huge. That height seems about right, he could even be ever so slightly taller.
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Don't let his fruity behavior fool you, the dude's an ogre.

Edit: also I can't find it now, but you'll have to take my word for it that he addressed this in an old video where he talked about how people online say he's short and fat, and he doesn't know where they get that impression because he's actually over 6 foot.

FailurePersonifiedV2 said:
It's odd that wrestling has seemed to destroy both Spoony and Jim, just in different ways.
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If you count WWE champions it's destroyed DSP too. The fake wrestling shit is both a cause and a product of brain rot, very similar to anime.
 
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FailurePersonifiedV2 said:
If only TB was alive today, what do you think he would say?
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He would approve of all this, Don't you guys remember when he was one of the first people sperging out about the word trap because of how transphobic it is? Or how one of his last things he did was getting ass mad towards his wife because she voted third party thus blaming her for trump winning in 2016?

Its hilarious how there is a narrative going around that TB was based and redpilled when he was always the opposed
 
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Soyjak Enjoyer said:
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I cannae fucking believe it, lads! /ourguy/ Benji, left out AGAIN.

How could you treat a Scottish legend like this? It's an ootrage!

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When will there be justice, BenjiBros? Ye may take our cheap looking, salmon coloured suits, be ye'll never take our freedom!
 
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apa gapa said:
He would approve of all this, Don't you guys remember when he was one of the first people sperging out about the word trap because of how transphobic it is? Or how one of his last things he did was getting ass mad towards his wife because she voted third party thus blaming her for trump winning in 2016?

Its hilarious how there is a narrative going around that TB was based and redpilled when he was always the opposed
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TB's decline was after his cancer diagnosis. I've said it before but constant pain and fear of death will fuck people up, BADLY(also twitter and reddit). The more certain his death became the worse he got. I stopped watching him sometimes in 2015.

Jesse Cox's downfall was just pure soy. I'm convinced that he was trying to slowly and steadily worm his way up Dodger's cooch until she hooked up with an actual man.
 
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I'm Just A Worm said:
JIM STERLING FACTS​

Jim Sterling hates the audience that built his career​
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I think he heavily underestimates how much this is true. He wants to claim the descend in subs is just because he trooned out, but he started his own downspiral with disdain of his own community long before that. Trooning out was just an accelerator to what would have happened eventually anyways.
 
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apa gapa said:
Its hilarious how there is a narrative going around that TB was based and redpilled when he was always the opposed
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I think he was fairly skeptical of the forced diversity and feminism narratives that arose during the last 5 or so years of his life, apparently he sold his stock in a company (Google?) when they promised a 50% POC workforce. I think the troon stuff was he didn't want the forever online leeches to mess with his family after he was gone and he likely just didn't have an energy for it by that point .
 
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