Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Namekian George Floyd]

Does anyone know what happened with that tranny that housed Keffals for a while and lives vicariously through their cat they pretend is a communist? I think their username was Ellenfromnowon or something. I feel like that bridge being burnt would be a funny story.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

This guy looked better as a guy

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Thats the funny bit.

So many of our wacky tranny's had perfectly fine features as a male and probably would have lived happy successful lives had they just been able to resist the lure of coooming.

Ah well, were would the Farms be without our beloved train wrecks.

 

[InternetDramaFillsTheVoid]

As we all know, the knock came, and now we're posting this from federal prison. Sure is a shame. Man, sure do wish I'd never shitposted about Keffals or Fatrick. Because clearly I was committing federal online harassment. I should have taken Fat Rick's advice but here I am, trading sexual favors for cigarettes. What a real shame

“Knock knock, child”

 

[grapeshark77]

Does anyone know what happened with that tranny that housed Keffals for a while and lives vicariously through their cat they pretend is a communist? I think their username was Ellenfromnowon or something. I feel like that bridge being burnt would be a funny story.

She liked a tweet about Keffals "getting help" so they're still friendly I assume. She's also posting about streaming in a van around Ireland (although she refers to solo streams) and is going to Twitchcon. Probably close but doesn't want to be seen with him, if they meet in Ireland it won't look good for anyone.

 

[lupinthethird]

This guy looked better as a guy

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Many such cases

 

[AltisticRight]

LMFAOOO
Keffals obtained the "People Falling For Obvious Bait"/peoplebaiter account from its owner and changed it. OG owner not happy. Both ban evader IAmGyphoneer and the owner theorize she used it to grow.
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I love being right.

My theory is he's using bots to reach a larger audience, that's how many YouTube parasites grow their channels nowadays. They use bots that are verified to post benign comments and then bots to make it a top comment, people click on the channel, and a pinned video belongs to their main channel (you can pin videos from another channel). After he fostered enough clout, he brew up this scam to summon $100,000 out of thin air because outrage sells and Kiwifarms is literally accountable for the Holocaust, the Rwandan Genocide, the Holodomor, and the asteroids that wiped out the dinosaurs.
I know this is circular reasoning, I'm decent enough to disclose it though, unlike Lucas who cites an article citing him as "proof".

 

[Big moth tiddies]

“Knock knock, child”

"You're not allowed to speak, child. This conversation is for adults. Prison soon. Turn off all the lights and sit in your closet while the federal officers bust down your door stalker child."

People keep trying to make Jeffals and Ralph the OTP, but I really think Keffals and Fatrick would be infinitely funnier. They're both needlessly smug and have dangerously poisonous levels of unwarranted self importance.
Oh and they both encourage and take part in pedophilia, so they should get twin wood chippers, like that twin toilet on SNL.

 

[Slur Generator]

He can always go back to fart porn. Or maybe findom.

 

[Fapcop]

There is a drug called BROrphine?

LMAO just wait till the pooners hear about this!

 

[MetalParakeet]

Lucas is the sort of weak fuck who would check in, then chimp out about some imaginary problem within a day or two and either leave or get thrown out.

He will leave from internet withdrawals before he leaves from drug withdrawals

 

[goat sneed]

This guy looked better as a guy

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On the point of pre-transitional appearance: I think Tony "Erin" Reed looked pretty nice (even with those chompers), before he trooned out. Now he looks like a gross caricature, awkward, musty, revolting, oddly proportioned and in ill-suited clothing. Same case with Philosophy Tube, and a lot of other guys.

Thing is, literally every MtF gives me Chris-chan vibes on some level. It doesn't change a thing if they used to be attractive or fit, or even if they somewhat "pass". There is an inherent essence of uncanny that can't be separated. It's not even about being a feminine looking guy, it's about thinking that it makes you a woman. It sounds mental.

 

[Susanna]

Why don’t they just continue dressing in male clothes? It’ll fit better, and it’s not like they can’t still roleplay being women, they just won’t stand out as obvious degenerates until they open their mouths. Probably pass better as women too, everyone notices the incel caveman gait if you’re wearing a dress, but it would go unremarked in baggy jeans and a flannel shirt, and it’s not as if women always dress super feminine either.

 

[Birdbonks]

Why don’t they just continue dressing in male clothes? It’ll fit better, and it’s not like they can’t still roleplay being women, they just won’t stand out as obvious degenerates until they open their mouths. Probably pass better as women too, everyone notices the incel caveman gait if you’re wearing a dress, but it would go unremarked in baggy jeans and a flannel shirt, and it’s not as if women always dress super feminine either.

They wouldn’t get pity pronouns if they aren’t covered in everything they think signifies women. Then they can’t justify in their heads that they’re seen as true and honest women and then they can’t coom.

 

[yydszmiteg2]

Why don’t they just continue dressing in male clothes? It’ll fit better, and it’s not like they can’t still roleplay being women, they just won’t stand out as obvious degenerates until they open their mouths. Probably pass better as women too, everyone notices the incel caveman gait if you’re wearing a dress, but it would go unremarked in baggy jeans and a flannel shirt, and it’s not as if women always dress super feminine either.

How else are they supposed to get their fetish hit and feel the power of forcing someone to say "she" about a man in a dress?

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Why don’t they just continue dressing in male clothes? It’ll fit better, and it’s not like they can’t still roleplay being women, they just won’t stand out as obvious degenerates until they open their mouths. Probably pass better as women too, everyone notices the incel caveman gait if you’re wearing a dress, but it would go unremarked in baggy jeans and a flannel shirt, and it’s not as if women always dress super feminine either.

They have to live in the persona that they created for themselves as they have no identity to begin with

 

[AfghanBlue]

Damn, this is good lol


Also, how much you guys wanna bet this sudden "IM GOING TO REHAB BYE" is just him last-minute figuring out he can spin a pre-planned vacation absence into a good thing? Like he's mentioned previously he wants to go back to Ireland. And he's suddenly brought up this rehab shit out of nowhere. I don't think it's a stretch to say that it's entirely possible he's just taking a fully paid vacation and needed a marketable excuse to be radio silent.

Rehab - the kind you can go to right now, immediately- is rather expensive!
Be a good excuse for what happened to The Money.

 

[Real Name 1973]

Rehab - the kind you can go to right now, immediately- is rather expensive!
Be a good excuse for what happened to The Money.

Keffals:
Step 1: Fake addiction to the one drug you don't take
Step 2: Fake going to an expensive rehab facility(?)
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit
___

But no, that's retarded. which is why I can totally believe it.

 

[Wy4M]

Dexadrine is a brand name, the generic is dextroamphetamine. It's sooo much better than Adderall.

Edit - No worries, you're not the only one who thought it was Dexy & his midnight runners.

 

[Berk]

To be fair here our boy Keffals doesn't need his addiction to deflect any accountability.

- says slurs: "I'M A RETARD I'M ALLOWED TO SAY THAT!" and "I'M A FAGGOT I'M ALLOWED TO CALL OTHERS FAGGOTS!!!" or "I GROOM CHILDREN I'M ALLOWED TO CALL OTHERS PEDOS!!!"

- calls for doxing: "ITS MY JOB TO KNOW THINGS!"

- scams people out of 100k: "KIWIFARMS FORCED ME TO DO THIS I DIDN'T WANT IT GIB MONEY PLZ"

- is racist: "I'M ITALIAN I GOT BULLIED BY RACISTS I'M ALLIWED TO BE RACIST!" or "I'M ITALIANX I HAVE RACISM IN MY BLOOD!!!"

- grooms kids: "OMG I GOT GROOMED MYSELF I'M ALLOWED TO GROOOOOOOM!"

etc.

This is fucking comedy gold! Eat shit Keffals, you can't be a fucking hypocrite and expect your audience to keep following your bullshit.

 

[keeptheshitshowgoing]

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TRANNY FIGHT!!!1!!!



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One of us. One of US. ONE OF US.

EDIT:
Some of the highlights:

• Subreddit's in revolt, post later gets removed by the mods
• ResetEra has joined in on the hate train
• Both the #DropKiwiFarms Account and Patrick S. Tomlinson publicly denounce and unfollow
• Alejandro Caraballo has seemingly jumped ship
• Terra (another cow with a thread) has had enough
• During the fallout, Keffals streamed with June (Shoe0nHead)
  • Claims to have never promoted HRT + nearly died during the police visit
  • Also claims to be both for and against banning porn
• From losing close supporters to now coping on a failed livestream, Keffals is becoming the next Ralph*
• Update: Recently admitted to being a drug addict (presumably cocaine), guilt trips the haters, and plans on checking into rehab

*Quite literally

You love to see it.