🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Pit Viper Salesman]

he can’t stop thinking of his gay lover
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He edited the tweet as well. Fully embracing prescription addiction is...an interesting thing to brag about.

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I've never seen something more deserving of random.txt in my entire time on this site.

 

[AltisticRight]

You know what? Credit where it's due. Ethan Ralph retiring would be a really good thing for the ecosystem of the fan forum. It is about time for Ethan Ralph to get sober, wave his addictions goodbye, and focus on raising Cozy Rozy.

Will he provide us with more content, that is the absolute dumpster fire of his life? Certainly no, not to the detriment of his children Rozy and Xander, both of whom he cares deeply about.

Never have I wished this board gets permanently shut down after seeing what Cozy Rozy and Xander have been through. With train wreck in-laws such as Vickers and Harry, who can blame Ethan Ralph?

Retire now, Ethan. It's time for you to be a family man and raise your children.

 

[bipler]

Ralph is so brain damaged from excessive drug use, he thinks some of us believed him yesterday when he said he was retiring.

But in reality, we all know that Ralph is an obese drug addict who is too broke to retire, even in a third world shithole where food and drugs are cheap. He needs to stream everyday so he can fund his gluttonous lifestyle.
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Ralph embarrassed himself thoroughly last night but it was just to make the aylawgs sperg! LOL

I wonder if he remembers when his horsewife asked him if he's ever taken black dick....oh yeah, of course he doesn't. He probably doesn't remember anything since his mexican xannie bender started like a month ago.

It's hilarious that his audience believed this considering he can never stop streaming due to having zero skills (which he admitted to Metokur) and being in debt. Streaming is his only reliable source of cash flow

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Streaming is his only reliable source of cash flow

He can’t even donate plasma bc pig blood is halal

Also fuck you, Ralph:

 

[Goyslop829]

Let’s not forget the time he got his ass handed to him in Portugal, and look at his fat gut. Absolutely disgusting. It looks like fucking abscess

 

[bipler]

He can’t even donate plasma bc pig blood is halal

Also fuck you, Ralph:
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What's worse is he clearly hates streaming. It's become a demon that is constantly hunting him down, and it's always on his mind. You don't get blackout drunk and high on pills because you enjoy doing something, and feel that you're naturally good at doing it. He takes them because he hates it, and feels like his "intoxicated self" is a better version of himself. " I'm better and more entertaining while fucked up"

It's really obvious too. The Ralphamale is extremely self conscious, and fully aware of the situation he's put himself in.

He might actually an hero

 

[WutangLee]

It's hilarious that his audience believed this considering he can never stop streaming due to having zero skills (which he admitted to Metokur) and being in debt. Streaming is his only reliable source of cash flow

It'll be complete once he starts begging to be part of IP2

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What's worse is he clearly hates streaming. It's become a demon that is constantly hunting him down, and it's always on his mind. You don't get blackout drunk and high on pills because you enjoy doing something, and feel that you're naturally good at doing it. He takes them because he hates it…It's really obvious too. The Ralphamale is extremely self conscious, and fully aware of the situation he's put himself in.

This is why he truly despises his donors. He needs them to maintain the charade but he’s their dancing monkey. (Well, theirs and ours.) He literally cannot survive without their response to his panhandling. But he also hates surviving another day. Every morning he wakes up wearing boxing gloves. “THIS SHIT AGAIN?!”

Ralph’s benefactors might be the biggest aylawgs of all.

 

[Burnt Hog Smell]

Do you reckon Ralph will ever drug mule? He keeps crossing the border for retarded escapades and shows. I find it odd he never bitched about being stopped, and since he's a druggie, the cartels might feel better in paying him in product, which he would 100% prefer over money.
Besides the bunch of legal shit he got into, he seems to be trying to keep it to a minimum, e.g. he's still paying child support despite having the opportunity to literally tell them to fuck off, could it be that he might be contemplating it?

 

[The Big Black Ass of God]

he can’t stop thinking of his gay lover
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This reads like a fake tweet someone here would make with inspect element.
Ralph is a parody of himself.

 

[AltisticRight]

I finally caught up on the 100 pages backlog of the Lucas thread and it's just astounding. They're both on a blender doing pillstreams and imploding in real time. They're also boasting similar attire and threatening to quit streaming.

The difference is, only one of them was also threatening suicide. No, it wasn't the tranny Lucas Roberts.

Ethan, a balless autogynephile has more balls than you. He's also still verified with more followers.

 

[Anonanon]

He edited the tweet as well. Fully embracing prescription addiction is...an interesting thing to brag about.

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This is a good development

 

[Elmo]

You know what? Credit where it's due. Ethan Ralph retiring would be a really good thing for the ecosystem of the fan forum. It is about time for Ethan Ralph to get sober, wave his addictions goodbye, and focus on raising Cozy Rozy.

Will he provide us with more content, that is the absolute dumpster fire of his life? Certainly no, not to the detriment of his children Rozy and Xander, both of whom he cares deeply about.

Never have I wished this board gets permanently shut down after seeing what Cozy Rozy and Xander have been through. With train wreck in-laws such as Vickers and Harry, who can blame Ethan Ralph?

Retire now, Ethan. It's time for you to be a family man and raise your children.

This is all well and nice but he can't be "finished" until he actually writes his book. He's not getting off the hook that easily.

 

[AltisticRight]

This is all well and nice but he can't be "finished" until he actually writes his book. He's not getting off the hook that easily.

A Tribunal to
Joshua Connor Moon's
Broke Dick
By: Ethan Ol. Ralph
​

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

This is all well and nice but he can't be "finished" until he actually writes his book. He's not getting off the hook that easily.

Not gonna lie, I'd read a book written by the gunt. I can only fathom how much of an ego trip it would be.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

From what he thinks is appropriate syntax to send to a judge, I would be absolutely enthralled by whatever comes from our lover of the written word.

I'd wait until it found its way into some digital bargain bin or shareware library though.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

This is why he truly despises his donors. He needs them to maintain the charade but he’s their dancing monkey. (Well, theirs and ours.) He literally cannot survive without their response to his panhandling. But he also hates surviving another day. Every morning he wakes up wearing boxing gloves. “THIS SHIT AGAIN?!”

Ralph’s benefactors might be the biggest aylawgs of all.

O.K. someone needs to make a pic of Josh as an organgrinder, Ragepig as a dancing monkey, and a bunch of fat, retarded, white trash with sunken chest and no chins throwing shekels at the Chattering Chimp.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

He can’t even donate plasma bc pig blood is halal

Also fuck you, Ralph:
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The AIDS is probably also a problem

And the Xanax content

 

[Pigtoad]

Nice try, alawgs, a doctor has prescribed this medicine for Ethan for his "anxiety". It's a good thing that he's turning blue and passing out on stream. It's helping him.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Not gonna lie, I'd read a book written by the gunt. I can only fathom how much of an ego trip it would be.

I’d unironically donate to the GFM to pay for this (and chargeback if he didn’t deliver).

I wonder if Ralph has considered engineering an attempted redemption arc by dishonestly rebranding as a former white nationalist addict who got sober and now denounces whitey. Preferably he wouldn’t bother to quit pills or booze but instead would show up to press calls and podcasts completely Xannied out and spoiling for fights. Think Ralph vs. Chrissie Mayr vibe. I’d love that so much.

The book itself would be a whole other trip.