Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[salmonellajack]

That recent 6k dollars on a mackbuk and freeze dryer is looking like even dumber now

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Oh, boo hoo, jack is on a carb diet for his diabetes. Also, all of that is high in starch and carbs, but hospital don’t have a healthy selection of food options since that cost too much money

 

[Sonic T]

Oh, boo hoo, jack is on a carb diet for his diabetes. Also, all of that is high in starch and carbs, but hospital don’t have a healthy selection of food options since that cost too much money View attachment 4613542

The nurse is hoping she put enough potassium cyanide in his breakfast.

 

[Tiresome]

Oh, boo hoo, jack is on a carb diet for his diabetes. Also, all of that is high in starch and carbs, but hospital don’t have a healthy selection of food options since that cost too much money View attachment 4613542

Of course only Jack Scalfani would think a plate of potatoes and toast are carb-restricted, the stupid fuck. But what about his KEEEETOOOOOOOOO?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Of course only Jack Scalfani would think a plate of potatoes and toast are carb-restricted, the stupid fuck. But what about his KEEEETOOOOOOOOO?

Don’t forget about the biscuit. Christ, I work at a hospital and it always annoy me when the dietitian say they’ll put someone on a diet and they just fuck it up. fyi, have someone bring food to you if you have a diet restriction.

 

[Throwing Romans]

The nurse is hoping she put enough potassium cyanide in his breakfast.

Honestly, the majority of fuckers in that hospital are probably just like Jack. Tennessee is a very fat state.

The dose of potassium cyanide necessary must be heroic for a population with the girth of Tennessee's.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Nursing home saga coming. Can’t wait for him to get a mrsa infection.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Ah yes, the usual recovery path of a month in a hospital then a month in a nursing home.
Jack is going to be even more immobile after this, isn't he? 300 pounds to 600 pounds when?

Also Jack probably got the all carb special because he refuses to touch icky fruits and vegetables. The eggs probably had onions and peppers in them, and not nearly enough cheese. BLECH.

 

[Dondeld Dock]

Nursing home saga coming. Can’t wait for him to get a mrsa infection. View attachment 4613989

Can't wait to see the first JOTG episode of him making Tammy to drive to closest fast food restaurant instead of the nursing home to pick up several pounds of meat he didn't get in hospital.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

I think the "few weeks" is bullshit. He is trying to conceal near complete permanent disability.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Oh, boo hoo, jack is on a carb diet for his diabetes. Also, all of that is high in starch and carbs, but hospital don’t have a healthy selection of food options since that cost too much money View attachment 4613542

It's fucking Tennessee. This IS carb reduced down there.

I think the "few weeks" is bullshit. He is trying to conceal near complete permanent disability.

Exactly. He's playing for time in the hopes that God or Jesus will miraculously heal him. I mean it's been three weeks and another month in a nursing home usually means it's pretty fucking bad. On the plus side though if he's in a nursing home he's going to have no choice but to do the rehab.

 

[Preciate it youtube]

Of course only Jack Scalfani would think a plate of potatoes and toast are carb-restricted, the stupid fuck. But what about his KEEEETOOOOOOOOO?

The charitable interpretation (I know, I know) is that he's being sarcastic, but even if those are carb-heavy foods, the portion size looks tiny compared to what Jack eats on a typical hobble to the fridge.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

The charitable interpretation (I know, I know) is that he's being sarcastic, but even if those are carb-heavy foods, the portion size looks tiny compared to what Jack eats on a typical hobble to the fridge.

That's the carb reduction part of it.

Instead of being a full plate of potatoes, grits and toast it's only a quarter plate.

 

[AnOminous]

Oh, boo hoo, jack is on a carb diet for his diabetes. Also, all of that is high in starch and carbs, but hospital don’t have a healthy selection of food options since that cost too much money

How are bread and potatoes and a biscuit and gravy made mostly of flour remotely "carb restricted?"

Instead of being a full plate of potatoes, grits and toast it's only a quarter plate.

They should just give him applesauce and cottage cheese and tell him to like it or jump it.

 

[TheMovieGuy]

Oh, boo hoo, jack is on a carb diet for his diabetes. Also, all of that is high in starch and carbs, but hospital don’t have a healthy selection of food options since that cost too much money View attachment 4613542

Surely he's jesting, but I'm willing to believe he flat out doesn't know.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Update

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

They're sending him to the nursing home to die there. Just like LifeByJen. Die Jack die!

Edit: actually, fat Jenny died at home after being sent home by the nursing home, oops.

I think Jack will die in the nursing home though. At least he'll have staff to abuse before Satan takes him.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

They're sending him to the nursing home to die there. Just like LifeByJen. Die Jack die!

Edit: actually, fat Jenny died at home after being sent home by the nursing home, oops.

I think Jack will die in the nursing home though. At least he'll have staff to abuse before Satan takes him.

Jen was sent back home after months in the nursing home, as Jack will be if he doesn’t die there himself. The nursing home is usually the end of the line. Unless he gets kicked out for refusing rehab or the insurance money runs out, he’s not leaving. He’ll be dead within the year like Jen did after her time in the nursing home.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

New Rob/sauce content dropped:

 

[curbside2]

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Update

It’s quietly his 4th.