Orbiter Demon Baby #3 / The Gunt’s Third Possible Piglet - A possible third Demon Baby on the Way?

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Ethan Ralph: Horse Breeder Extrodinaire

 

[eDove]

Ralph's too much of a lying pussy to show the positive pregnancy test.

 

[Broken Hands]

Didn't ralph say he was gonna name this one ralph jr to spite harry? What's he gonna do if it's a girl?

Wait, Ralph jr, or Ethan jr? If He named his third demon "Ralph Ralph", he would win lolcow of the century in my heart.

 

[break these cuffs]

It's obvious they both fucking hate each other. The sex has to be utterly miserable. Ralph's too fat, drugged up and lazy to do anything other than lay there. I don't think I've ever seen someone willing to go to such disgusting and pathetic lengths for internet attention. Letting the Gunt nut in you again even after the misery of the past few months (I mean, it's probably always been miserable but) is truly next-level. Especially knowing this is all out of spite and Ralph no doubt thought exclusively about men (Harry, Jim, Josh, probably even Vickers) the entire lime.

I think it's become spite towards Harry for Meigh as well, at least in part. She's a big girl who doesn't need dad now that he no longer gives her unconditional dadbux. She has a real man now!

 

[Meowstery]

I love how he pretends he's got 'RALPHAMALE SEED!!' as if he didn't just put a condom on his ralpha-thumb incorrectly. You're doing great buddy!! You sure owned the haters by uh.. having another child?... good luck with those Mexican Pequeno Peeno condoms

 

[I'm Not Racist Anymore]

Will the child have Mexican citizenship? Would be funny if it were an anchor baby.

 

[6thRanger]

Based Ralph ensuring ensuring his ultimate lolcow bloodline doesn't go extinct. Our grandchildren will be laughing happily. Ronnie would be so proud.

 

[Kongou Posting]

Wait, Ralph jr, or Ethan jr? If He named his third demon "Ralph Ralph", he would win lolcow of the century in my heart.

Ethan Jr to my knowlegde, but I wouldn't put it past him.

 

[Troons to the moon]

He needed another one to definitively prove he's not gay.

 

[break these cuffs]

Will the child have Mexican citizenship? Would be funny if it were an anchor baby.

He better honor this guntlet's heritage by making Tequila it's middle name.

 

[King Bradley]

Looks like retirement is being pushed back.

He can never retire. He is doomed to beg for donations until he dies from a heart attack in a few short years.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Someone should send all this shit to Rob Zombie

Ralphs entire life would make the perfect white trash film for him

 

[6thRanger]

Is that true in MX? I know it’s true in the US but they ain’t in the US. Besides, it’s a lot more than just the delivery. It’s all the prenatal stuff, an OB-GYN, ultrasounds, etc.

Prenatal care? OHBEEGEEEHYENNN?! ULKTRASOUNDS?! What are you, some kind of pussy? That's shit for a woman to worry about. Couldn't be me!

 

[CeleryBread]

Please let there be a spontaneous abortion, these two niggers should not reproduce any further

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

I don’t get it. Meigh is not bad looking, fucked in the head but not too stupid, her perversions and edginess make her the ideal queen for many guys that grew up a bit too online… and she willingly chose Ethan Ralph to impregnate her twice? Why? How? I simply don’t get it. She has to have had some better options.

 

[Sammich]

Ralph mentioned that Meigh is early in her pregnancy and that he shouldn't be announcing it so soon.
There is a good chance that this bites Ralph in the ass and turns out to be a miscarriage.
Remember when he mocked other people for have miscarried children?

Same shit was said about cozy rozy, so who know.s

 

[Freeman]

Meigh is not bad looking...not too stupid,

Lad...

 

[Paul Atreides]

Never in my life have I felt this bad for someone who isn't even born yet.

 

[Nick Obre]

Hey lads, there's a possibility no one has mentioned

What if the baby comes out, let's say....

Uncharacteristically good at dancing the salsa? With higher than expected tolerance for spices?

 

[buttmunch]

LOL too poor for one child why the fuck is he having two