Orbiter Demon Baby #3 / The Gunt’s Third Possible Piglet - A possible third Demon Baby on the Way?

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Holy shit what a couple of retards. Now Rozy will be expected to babysit the newborn while those 2 dummies go out doing degen shit.

Rozy gonna end up a parenitfed child before she says her first word.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Not to act like a bleeding heart, but those 3 piglets didn't ask to be born from a red-faced warthog
One was born from Ralph and a psychologically manipulated girl with a low IQ who was trapped and heartbreakingly in love with the Ralphamale and forced into a threeway with the broodmare
One of them is at least petrified by fear, and the new one on the way will suffer the same fate.

 

[Zetsubou]

Its relevant again.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Until the baby manifests, IMO this is all a work for the super chats.

Harry and the fam are on vacation right now I believe. This is Ralph trying ruin the vacation and get more money. I’d even peg him for a “tragic miscarriage” arc for pity bucks.

Time will tell. Ralph manages to compound his misery in new and stupid ways all the time.

 

[BradCarter]

Is Ralph too stupid to use contraceptive or too poor to afford it?

 

[It's Over Anakin]

Guaranteed he's only having another baby because the donations from retards were very profitable the last two, and since he uses zero of that money for raising the unfortunate spawn, it's basically retard welfare.

He'd have made a lot more money with less effort if he'd kept Harry on side and financing his grandchildren not starving to death.

 

[Justtocheck]

I'm still wondering if Rozy and Future 3 will be Mexicans and learn Spanish eventually. That'd be actually cool to see.

 

[NewestOfFags]

Is Ralph too stupid to use contraceptive or too poor to afford it?

If Ralph was to have an actual problem with condoms it would be finding a small enough one. But in reality the reason why he doesn't use them is because he just enjoys making spite babies.

 

[Tiger Jack]

So this one would be Famine? We still got time to stop him from making the last guntling of the apocalypse Kiwisisters!

Nah, Rozy is Famine. This one would be Pestilence.

 

[Esmeraude]

Is Ralph too stupid to use contraceptive or too poor to afford it?

Both, for sure.

Frankly, the best thing he could do for these kids is pull a lowtax imo. He’s probably already screaming at Rozy.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

LOL too poor for one child why the fuck is he having two

I wouldn't be surprised if he impregnated her on purpose, it's a common tactic for male abusers like Ralph is to completely isolate and impregnate their victims, because it forces the victim
to not only stay with their abusers but rely on them too.

That’s what my daddy did. 7 with my mom in the 9 years they were married, (though one didn’t make it to term), then when she couldn’t have anymore he dumped her for a younger woman and had 6 more. Never paid a dime for any of them, BTW. You’d be amazed what an Armstrong boy can do!

 

[PlaguePuppy]

Doesn't look like the baby announcement got the piggies paying. Yet. Almost five hours into his stream and hasn't cracked 200 dollarinos. I guess the kids get playdoh for dinner tonight.

 

[Monodrone]

I don't recall the thread, but someone posited a pretty well thought out theory that Rozy was concieved the night after Ralph and Meigh found Chris getting arrested in VA.

What recent event d'you think revived Ralph's whiskey micro into making another foal?

 

[Reotardo da Vinci]

Hate to say it, but if the first two kids didn’t spark some kind of introspective improvement phase where he solely dedicated himself to the welfare of his family rather than abusing prescription drugs, illegal drugs, his family and making insanely pointless and exuberant purchases/lifestyle choices then the third child is doomed to receive more of the same.

In short, May will soon have another victim to execute her pedophile designs upon, and Ralph has añother tortured soul to fuck up beyond all hope of having a life without daddy issues.

Spoiler

And I’m here for it

 

[Mikoyan]

Is Ralph too stupid to use contraceptive or too poor to afford it?

Probably wants to say he doesn't because tradcath larp.

 

[JamusActimus]

Can anyone post the clip pls?

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Holy shit what a couple of retards. Now Rozy will be expected to babysit the newborn while those 2 dummies go out doing degen shit.

>implying ralph will live long enough for rozy to be old enough to babysit.
FTFY:

Rozy will be expected to babysit the newborn while the horse goes out doing degen shit.

 

[Folk Hero]

I don't recall the thread, but someone posited a pretty well thought out theory that Rozy was concieved the night after Ralph and Meigh found Chris getting arrested in VA.

What recent event d'you think revived Ralph's whiskey micro into making another foal?

Could be this, though it would be quite early to be announcing it:

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Both, for sure.

Frankly, the best thing he could do for these kids is pull a lowtax imo. He’s probably already screaming at Rozy.

This. Some idealized made up version of a father she never knew would be infinitely better than actually having to grow up around him.

 

[LadiosSopp]

With all those chemicals in his system that baby is gonna be retarded as fuck. I bet even Ralph's sperm are pickled at this point.