Orbiter Demon Baby #3 / The Gunt’s Third Possible Piglet - A possible third Demon Baby on the Way?

[Monodrone]

Damn, he pulled off a Called Shot in the worst way possible.

Like a stumpier, benzo fueled Babe Ruth.

 

[Fear&LoathinginMcDonalds]

Ralph constructing yet another horcrux to totally own Null and not die by the end of 2023

 

[Glass House]

Is Ralph too stupid to use contraceptive or too poor to afford it?

There's a commonly held misconception that you can't get pregnant while breastfeeding. Many dumb white trash women believe it. I wouldn't be surprised if this was a complete accident.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Does Mexico even have welfare?

Yeah, the Talmudic States of America....

The Catholic Church tries to help also. But they are not going to let the Ralph family in the door.

 

[JewBacca]

I give it 50/50 that the filly runs back to the stable again just in time to make it Harry's and the US taxpayer's problem.

It won't be the US taxpayer's problem. Meigh is married to someone who made 150-200k last year, no way they qualify for any type of welfare. I doubt Ralph is paying expat insurance, so Mexico isn't gunna pay. That whole bill will fall on Ralph and Meigh both since they are married. If he pushes Meigh away, the child support will drown him quickly. Ralph's mere existence is beginning to look like pure pain.

Ralph, please say for me, " I'm poor White trash, and I'm in trouble."

 

[UtadaWasabi2]

RALPHAMALE-3
JERSH-0
IT'S A HAT-TRICK BAYBEEEE!

 

[Cat Menagerie]

Is meigh suffering from Stockholm syndrome or something? Does she have brain damage? Is she in a girl in a box situation? What's going on with her???

She's an ugly stupid pedophile apologist. Ralph is the best she can get.

 

[Pomniman]

He should name it Chupacabra in honor of its proud Mexican cryptid heritage.

 

[Laburnum]

Every time something gunt-related happens Meigh finds another way to amaze me with how retarded she is.

At first I thought Ralph might have knocked her up to stop her from skipping town with Rozy but then if that was the case Meigh would have gone long ago. Sometimes I wonder if she's so low-IQ that she doesn't have any concept of there being a world beyond her immediate surroundings.

 

[Monodrone]

He should name it Chupacabra in honor of its proud Mexican cryptid heritage.

Ralph should embrace his identity as a cryptid, the Hollerin' Bog Hog of the Americas.

 

[Luke gama]

Have you ever heard how stressful it is to have two kids so close in age it makes everything 10 fold as difficult.

This is just bizarre. It can't possibly be a accident

So May having found out that having a child with him hasn't stopped his destructive behaviour or drug use has decided to bring another child into this shit show.

May is just a cunt and worse then him.

has she no maternal instinct the gunt wants another child for his ego,

I genuinely believe that something really really bad is going to happen something that will make the Mainstream news.

If you're Mays father and reading this, you have to try and save you granddaughter she's blameless and your going to regret it for the rest of your life when this powder keg finally explodes.

Getting pregnant right now is the equivalent of May smoking crack it's just so irresponsible.

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

I know he said the next kid would be Ethan Junior, but knowing Ralph he'll come up with something more white trash and retarded. Like how his daughter was named after a fucking streaming platform.

That, ladies and gentlemen, leaves us with an important question. What/who will #3 be named after? My guess is that the next demon baby will be called Nicholas/Nichole as an other sacrifice at the AF altar, so he can stay Fuentes' personal bitch.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I genuinely believe that something really really bad is going to happen something that will make the Mainstream news.

I’ve felt that ever since he got thrown off the flight after his wigger behavior forced the pilot to turn back to the gate and make it run 2.5 hours late. Every day it seems like more of a sure bet. But Ralph could only dream of getting as much press coverage as Chris Cantwell did as the Crying Nazi. Ralph is a literally who even in right-wing circles.

 

[Keranu]

Doesn't a fetus have a higher chance of developing autism the older the father was at conception?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What Spanish names should the Gunt give his children?

Boy names:
Negro
Maricón

Girl names:
Gordita
Chole

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I know he said the next kid would be Ethan Junior, but knowing Ralph he'll come up with something more white trash and retarded. Like how his daughter was named after a fucking streaming platform.

That, ladies and gentlemen, leaves us with an important question. What/who will #3 be named after? My guess is that the next demon baby will be called Nicholas/Nichole as an other sacrifice at the AF altar, so he can stay Fuentes' personal

Takis.Taquitos.Empanada.burrito. Burro. Alfajore, Enchilada, Bloody Mary, Torta
Habichuela (bean)
Speedy Gonzalez (the meal, not the cartoon)
La Cucaracha(The Cockroach if it's black....and like the song, the legs removed in the future)
What Ralph Eats is my guess on the day Meigh breaks water

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

How alcohol+tobacco+drugs didn't sterilize him is beyond me, or maybe it's easier to maintain erection with that Memphis micro.

 

[Pit Viper Salesman]

Boy names:
Negro
Maricón

Girl names:
Gordita
Chole

Caimán

 

[metroid_fetish]

He should own those alogging Vickers assholes by naming the new kid Xandest.

 

[Esmeraude]

This. Some idealized made up version of a father she never knew would be infinitely better than actually having to grow up around him.

Exactly. Just being around the gunt has to be enough to cause psychic damage and if he dies before she forms memories, there’s a chance she could potentially be a normal person, but we all know she’ll be 14 and pregnant.