The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Winnie the Poohnani]

>Deal with the clean up
Like... scraping it off the road?

That was my interpretation. Pretty horrifying.

 

[Flamin Park]

Also Paul needs to stop being fucking retarded. His stories all lose credibility because he refuses to share any blame. Even trannies, with their broken brains can sometimes get their bullshit detector going. I don't think the anti-Tranch sentiment will spread until then, but he can't because of his trooned-out ego. If there's any possibility of the real truth getting out, the only way to come out looking less bad is by getting in front of it.

Oh I suspect once word gets around they're losing the tranch then a lot of troons will start believing our poor victim Paul. They're siding (and chewing) with Phil now because he holds the keys to Barbie's rural frat house that they all wanna live on (as house troons, not field serfs) and so they want to keep him sweet, but once he 'betrays them' by not being able to give them what they want, they'll suddenly learn what a toxic abuser he always was and want to score 'believing victims' points

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

He spent 225 hours on that? holy shit I have seen abandoned yume nikki fangames on Uboachan that looked better than that, made in an engine 20 years older.
It genuinely looks like every rpgmaker kiddie's first project, it's all RTP sprites and tiles (so the ones that come preinstalled with RPG Maker) and the title screen looks like absolute ass. I can't listen to the video but I bet he's using the shitty stock music that comes with RPG Maker too.

I fucked around a bit with RPG Maker VX and I pretty much used all stock except for a handful of things, but I also only spent a tenth of the time on it. How much do you want to bet that they didn't even get area transitions right?

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

He spent 225 hours on that? holy shit I have seen abandoned yume nikki fangames on Uboachan that looked better than that, made in an engine 20 years older.
It genuinely looks like every rpgmaker kiddie's first project, it's all RTP sprites and tiles (so the ones that come preinstalled with RPG Maker) and the title screen looks like absolute ass. I can't listen to the video but I bet he's using the shitty stock music that comes with RPG Maker too.

I'm sure the story's great!

 

[AfghanBlue]

Yup. April 2nd last year. Originally posted in Kindness / Mandozer thread:

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Those absolute fucking retards.
What the fuck.
DONT have the window open RETARD, if there’s not a deer to ‘dodge’ then there’s something else the dog gets interested in and risks jumping MOTHER FUCK

 

[pirate holiday]

Those absolute fucking retards.
What the fuck.
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Took me a minute to catch the poster reference. Well done.
They were so fucking nonchalant about it too. I would jump off a ducking bridge if I did that to my dog.

 

[Bees in the marmalade]

Knight of the Raven on Twitter: "My mother is in the hospital again I…

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Her access?

 

[WTFNonsense]

That may be in reference to a state run Healthcare program. Elderly persons with very little money/assets usually get it, and when incapacitated to any degree, someone else with POA needs to manage the decisions. Although, he could have meant assets but is an idiot.

 

[Character from a movie]

That may be in reference to a state run Healthcare program. Elderly persons with very little money/assets usually get it,

I don't know how the system works in United States, but considering Pablo's mother is one of the owners of the tranch (so, she has a property and owns land), is she still eligible for a free healthcare program?

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

You're in the hospital. The chemotherapy is incredibly taxing on your body, but it's the pain relief and the anti anxiety medications that truly cloud your mind. It's either that or be in continuous pain and agony. Truth be told, the warm euphoria of your pain killers is the only pleasure left to you now. You'll never again know the pleasure of a quiet drink with friends. The touch of a man. The glowing satisfaction of a job well done. Even in the haze you know the end is near. You worked hard all your life. You juggled a career and motherhood. You poured your hopes and dreams into your child, and squirreled away a modest nest egg for him in the hopes he'd get some of the advantages you never had.

He's come waddling into your hospital room now. His limp, greasy hair clinging to his sagging jawline and rolls on his neck. The lumps and folds of his doughy body squished into his too-tight tshirt. He's wheeling his diaper-clad, wheelchair bound girlfriend in with him. A thick thatch of her belly hair pokes out beneath the crinkled waistband of her soiled diaper.

"PENNY, THAT FUCKING CUNT LEFT STANDING CAT PISS ALL OVER THE FLOOR, AND HE NEVER ONCE THANKED YOU FOR CLEANING IT UP." Paul was born without an indoor voice, and his words carry clearly to the other dying patients in your ward.

He unplugs your heart monitor, the machine goes silent. "KIND NEEDS IT TO CHARGE HER SWITCH, MOM"

You reach out your hand, to try and grasp his. You had such high hopes for your baby boy. Poured so much love and affection into his upbringing. Sacrificed so much.

"Paul, I---"

"FUCK! DONT YOU START DEADNAMING ME TOO NOW, YOU BITTER OLD CUNT." He jams some papers in your face. "HERE, I NEED YOU TO SIGN THESE. THE TRANCH IS FUCKED, MOM. PENNY REALLY FUCKED YOUR CREDIT UP. YOU BETTER GET A LAWYER OR THE BANK IS GONNA START DIPPING INTO YOUR SAVINGS."

Paul leaves the papers on your chest and begins rifling the pills left on your nightstand.

"DO YOU REALLY NEED ALL THESE HYDROCODONE, MOM? KIND'S EPILEPSY IS SO BAD THESE DAYS THAT SHE CAN BARELY HANDLE HER 14 INCH VIBRATOR WITHOUT FALLING INTO A SEIZURE. I'M JUST GONNA TAKE A FEW, OK?"

"Wee waah wee. I'm a robot baby" Kindness chirps in agreement.

 

[Tactical Wizard]

Okay, that's enough Kiwifarms for one night.

 

[HackerX]

That may be in reference to a state run Healthcare program. Elderly persons with very little money/assets usually get it, and when incapacitated to any degree, someone else with POA needs to manage the decisions. Although, he could have meant assets but is an idiot.

Do we know much about his brother? Does he hate the transphobe mother as well??

Either way, why in God's name would anyone let Paul handle this situation? Unless the brother is more deranged, but I haven't seen any evidence to suggest that. Possibly a geography thing, I guess?

 

[Temperance]

More from the Tranch Patreon. They're switching from daily to weekly updates.


And once again, some unlisted youtube videos are visible:




The videos (that all take place at Penny's parents' property):

Does anyone know who's talking in this one (at 1:00)? Kevin? He whines about the goat biting him. Speaking of goats, looks like they have at least five of them.

I count around 10 alpacas in this video. Unfortunately, I also see a sheep. These idiots are going to destroy the tiny 5-acre plot they're on in no time. They didn't learn anything from the Tranch's overgrazing / ecological disaster.
Shiteater Jen is confirmed to be at Penny's parents' house, btw. I think he was the one filming this video, and Penny shouted his name (around 00:43).

Rest of the videos. Very boring since the animals are just standing there out in the yard, and the person filming isn't doing much either.

No views or comments on any of these youtube videos, btw. The Tranchers really need to try something different to spice things up, because all their videos are just sooooo boring... They're either feeding the animals or just staring at the animals, every single time.
No animal grooming or medical care videos? No other "ranch life"-style videos? No DIY construction projects? etc etc

edit: LOL. See that last video above? The 3:07 one? The Tranchers think that kind of content is worth $50/month.

The other videos can be unlocked at the $10 and $15 tiers.

 

[Great Monkey King]

No animal grooming or medical care videos?

Of course not. They’d have to do those things before they could film them.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I'm no sheep expert, but shouldn't they be trimming the wool around its face so it can see?

 

[Oxyjen]

You're in the hospital. The chemotherapy is

Goddammit, I didn’t come here to feel things

 

[anliteralidiot]

More from the Tranch Patreon. They're switching from daily to weekly updates.
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And once again, some unlisted youtube videos are visible:
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The videos (that all take place at Penny's parents' property):

Does anyone know who's talking in this one (at 1:00)? Kevin? He whines about the goat biting him. Speaking of goats, looks like they have at least five of them.
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I count around 10 alpacas in this video. Unfortunately, I also see a sheep. These idiots are going to destroy the tiny 5-acre plot they're on in no time. They didn't learn anything from the Tranch's overgrazing / ecological disaster.
Shiteater Jen is confirmed to be at Penny's parents' house, btw. I think he was the one filming this video, and Penny shouted his name (around 00:43).
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Rest of the videos. Very boring since the animals are just standing there out in the yard, and the person filming isn't doing much either.
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No views or comments on any of these youtube videos, btw. The Tranchers really need to try something different to spice things up, because all their videos are just sooooo boring... They're either feeding the animals or just staring at the animals, every single time.
No animal grooming or medical care videos? No other "ranch life"-style videos? No DIY construction projects? etc etc

edit: LOL. See that last video above? The 3:07 one? The Tranchers think that kind of content is worth $50/month.
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The other videos can be unlocked at the $10 and $15 tiers.

Pepe, no...

 

[Humbert Humbert]

YOOOO, TRANCH ASSESSMENT AND FAMILY REUNION COMING SOON [A]

Bonus retard moment: [A]

You absolute retard, first of all they weren’t on the tranny hormones for that long before they competed, and second of all you’re a fat male and older than them. Of course your muscles are going to change over a decade if you sit on your ass, regardless of whether or not you’re throwing back horse piss pills.

 

[stupid frog]

I bet he's mad she's dying and he is gonna get stuck with the Tranch 100% lmao. I doubt she's giving him inheritance either, or he'd be bragging like with his dads. This faggot wouldn't care otherwise.

 

[Ghostse]

YOOOO, TRANCH ASSESSMENT AND FAMILY REUNION COMING SOON [A]
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Bonus retard moment: [A]
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You absolute retard, first of all they weren’t on the tranny hormones for that long before they competed, and second of all you’re a fat male and older than them. Of course your muscles are going to change over a decade if you sit on your ass, regardless of whether or not you’re throwing back horse piss pills.

Daily reminder:
Bobby Riggs was 55 with his golden seniors card, Billie Jean King was 29
Karsten Braasch (203rd men's player) beat the Williams sisters (ranked 1 & 2), one right after the other, while hung over and having played 18 holes of golf right before.
A Dallas Highschool boys team stomped the Women's Olympic Champions in soccer.

I am sure there are women who would stomp my out of shape nerd ass at any number of physical challenges, but they're trained athletes. Its not even fucking close.